Caitlin @UhmitsMissB Twitter profile

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1 year

Did anyone else have to wrap their books at high school? Why was this a thing? We got so told off if we didn’t wrap our books in wrapping paper or wall paper😂

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3 years

Recording myself teaching maths makes me feel so vulnerable😂 I’m fine kids seeing me teach, but knowing the parents can watch it too makes me feel a bit ill

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2 years

Would honestly love my job so much more if we had a 4 day week…2 days rest at a weekend then 1 day to clean the house and get planning done would be perfect😍

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2 years

Half term should be called ppa week because I’ve worked 3 days so far and still have stuff to do tomorrow😭 I don’t mind working because it makes term time easier but then I hate that the amount of holidays always gets thrown back in teachers’ faces

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8 months

I teach 30 students in a day so I work 180 hours a day right??

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8 months

Last year, school strikes resulted in 25 million school days being lost cumulatively. Children should not have to suffer a repeat of this disruption. I’m announcing that we will introduce minimum service levels in schools so that pupils get the education they need and deserve.

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Caitlin

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2 years

Google Translate is honestly a life saver atm…for anyone who didn’t know you can upload a document and it’ll translate it all for you!!

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1 year

Is it just me or do these have such a specific smell?

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2 years

Respect to Alton Towers for the free sun cream👍

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4 months

Okay but my friend in a private school gets 8 weeks in the summer, 2 weeks in October, 3 weeks at Christmas, a week in Feb and 3 weeks at Easter?? And no she doesn’t work Saturdays or until later than us…

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4 months

School summer holidays in England should be cut to four weeks, report says

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Caitlin

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9 months

Anyone else find this a really awkward time of year for drying clothes? The tumble dryer shrinks everything, it’s too wet to put anything on the line, but it’s not cold enough to have the heating on…

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1 year

All teachers and children by the end of the day today:

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4 years

So I'm massively in shock but super happy to say I GOT THE JOB🎉😭

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4 years

It's been a big day. I had my first ever interview and now I've officially submitted my dissertation. And breeeeath.

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1 year

My job satisfaction when we have a 4 day week📈 It means I can actually have 2 days resting, and then the 3rd day planning/doing life admin. I’m then ready to go back to work and I enjoy my week!

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4 years

Cons of being a young teacher: 1)I play Among Us so know exactly what the kids are on about 2) I’m on TikTok and have to show a lot of restraint not joining in when the kids start singing one of the songs

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2 years

Or if you’re teacher brained, you’ll see Beegu…am I right?

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3 years

Could’ve done the announcement a bit earlier, 1000s of teachers are deciding whether to make lunch for tomorrow or not🤣

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2 years

Is there a task more monotonous than report writing?? I wish I could sit and bash them out but honestly I get so bored after like 3😂

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3 years

Well, 59 children went and 59 children came back so I’d call my first ever school trip a success😂

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3 years

Would have been good to know whether I’m supposed to be planning for a half term of home learning, or 2 weeks of home learning and 3 weeks in school🤔

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3 years

Some lovely, positive news☺️

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1 year

Petition for the divide symbol to be added to teacher’s keyboards

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1 year

Withdrawn from SATS marking today. Just wasn’t worth the stress of crazily high milestones for very little reward whilst trying to do reports/plan sports day/prepare for summer term☹️

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4 years

Just about settled into our new, beautiful home😍 I’m officially a home owner!!

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1 year

I’ll be on board if the seeds grow into TAs

Gillian Keegan

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1 year

It’s great that school children will be able to mark His Majesty The King’s #Coronation by planting wildflower seeds from @educationgovuk @EdenProject . As well as an opportunity to learn about nature, this will boost biodiversity & sustainability.

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4 years

All I see atm is teachers bringing others down for what they do🙃 whether it's twinkl posters, hessian backed displays, ikea frames - let people be. You do what you want in your classroom, and don't make people feel rubbish for what they choose to do.

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2 years

No matter how many times you tell the kids that you move the digits to the left when you multiply by 10, you’re always going to get one that puts ‘you add a zero’🥲🥲🥲

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11 months

This book never interested me, but WOW that was a good read

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4 years

Rang my mum yesterday to tell her I got the job (she screamed), then my 3 year old sister came on the phone like 'congratulations are you going to be a teacher? Can I see you? Can you teach me?'😭 My heart I miss her so much💖

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4 years

Ngl when I answered the phone and was told I got the job I was actually so embarrassing and the first thing I said was 'really?'😂🤦‍♀️

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2 years

Anyone else have a pile up of random things on their desk by the end of the week? Kids just hand me random things like ‘oh miss I found this’ Lego blocks, hair clips, random balls literally anything and everything ends up on my desk

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3 years

When I first heard children were coming back I didn’t see the point for just 3 weeks. Now I’m SO glad it is 3 weeks rather than a whole half term - the kids are exhausted and need to be eased in🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 months

As much as I love White Rose, it definitely overcomplicates the worksheets. Sometimes a bit of backwards fading is all that’s needed…

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6 months

What a lovely handmade Christmas card from one of my talented Year 6s!

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4 years

I have most definitely chosen the best school!💓🥰

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11 months

I live 25/30 minutes away from school and still managed to see a family from school at my local leisure centre whilst swimming. As convenient as it would be, I honestly don’t know how people can live in the same place as their school, I’d be on edge constantly😂

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10 months

Here’s to keeping a tidy house for 6 weeks of every year before the madness starts and it becomes a complete mess again X

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4 years

I've survived my first week as an NQT!! I'm sure my NQT year will be fab and it won't always just be 'surviving', but I feel like the first week is just that🤣

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1 year

I hate cleaning but wow everything feels so much better after a spring clean🌸

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3 years

As teachers, we often do strange supermarket trips. Last term was to Tesco for 6 packs of Oreos for teaching phases of the moon. Today’s trip was for 2 packs of marshmallows and 4 packs of spaghetti. Any guesses as to why?

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3 years

Can’t believe I’ve only got one term left as an NQT😳

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4 years

IT SAYS CLASS TEACHER IT SAYS CLASS TEACHER

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6 months

You know what’s bliss? Not going back to work until next week. Also, knowing that the next term is 10 weeks for the WHOLE term, what a breeze compared to a 9 week AT2😮

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4 years

I've had a pay slip through😮😮 I didn't think I'd be getting paid until end of Sept! Finding a tenner in your pocket is exciting, finding out you're getting paid you're first pay check a month earlier than expected is phenomenal😂

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4 years

Day 1 of the rest of my life!

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23 days

This half term is for report writing, right? So much for the 13 weeks holiday everyone likes to remind us of😂😂

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3 years

In such a grump, I’m fed up of working all week and then having nothing good to do at a weekend🙃🙄

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2 years

Seeing all the Autumn 1 ready tweets and I can confirm that after 4 days with the children my teepee has fallen down too many times for me to put it back up again, my desk is a mess and the children’s drawers probably already have too much stuff in😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

The thing that bothers me about the unions advice, is that they want us to write to our heads. Heads and SLT KNOW schools aren’t safe. It’s out of their and our control. This is the governments responsibility.

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4 years

In normal circumstances, I would have been excited but nervous to start my NQT year. In these circumstances, I'm still excited but also unsure, confused and scared. Will we even start in September? Will I start my teaching career remotely? Will I have a full class?

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3 years

Anyone else feel like all they do is work?? Not even because of workload, but because at the weekend there is literally nothing to do atm, nothing to look forward to, to the point where I might as well be at work??

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4 years

If anyone that's currently job hunting would like a list of the questions I got asked, feel free to ask!☺️

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3 years

I ordered a package today from Amazon at 10am. It came at 4pm. What a crazy world we now live in😂

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4 years

Had my first full payslip, and ouch the amount we pay in pension slaps you round the face😂😂 it'll be worth it in the future but😳😳

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2 years

My classroom has been decorated so I’ve been in for the first time today! Everything was taken out as the floors were also done so its going to take a few days. I’m so bad at backing boards but that’s one job done at least✅

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3 years

Anyone else’s afternoon not go to plan at all simply because of how hot it was in the classroom🥵

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Caitlin

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10 months

Wilko going is actually pretty sad…no more half price pick n mix is truly the end of an era. Almost as sad as Woolworths going..

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3 years

Anyone else friday tired?? It’s Wednesday😴

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4 years

Wouldn't surprise me if there's a sudden spike in deaths in a couple of weeks after today - so many people sharing food and sitting at close proximity with neighbours. Feel like I might as well have just had a family bbq at this point bc you know, as long as I kept 2m distance😂

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Caitlin

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1 year

Reduce grammar and maths expectations. I teach Year 5s things I didn’t touch until late KS3 and it means we either rush through the curriculum and leave many with gaps or don’t cover everything🤷🏻‍♀️

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If you could make just 2 or 3 changes to the current curriculum right now, what would they be? @CensoredHead @PieCorbett @AdrianBethune @BehaviourHead @dave_mcpartlin @thosethatcan @MrTs_NQTs @Resour1Teaching @RetirementTales @secretHT1 @PaulGarvey4 @KyrstieStubbs @smithsmm

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2 years

Hate the new layout of white rose premium, I knew what I was doing before🤣

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4 years

I can't believe how quick the school day goes. And then how quick prep time goes after school. And then how quick relaxing evenings go. I'm convinced time must be sped up for teachers??

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3 years

I still don’t get how social services have been vaccinated and yet teachers aren’t? We mix with just as many families per week if not more..

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2 years

My heart is broken💔😢 I can’t believe this was just yesterday. She was our baby💔

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4 years

What a lovely message to recieve😭😭💓

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4 years

After my theory test was cancelled 3 times due to covid, it is finally done and passed😂

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1 year

Chat GPT is SO helpful when you’re just stuck with a lesson plan👏🏻

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3 years

Who would have thought a simple tweet enquiring about Morrison’s discount would bring out the teacher bashers - people that don’t even follow me. The worst part of this job is the constant judgement. We’re trying our best.

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4 years

Got all my devices on trying to book my driving test at 8am, it's like trying to book one direction tickets when I was like 12 all over again

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7 months

This is the annual two 25 year olds live is the house but still deserve advent calendars post

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3 years

When the AstraZeneca jab is no longer being given to 18-29 year olds but you’ve already had it and are due your second dose next month

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3 years

Hands up if you’re in the no sleep club. Don’t even think I slept for an hour - all that half term rest was a waste because it’s day 1 and I am exhausted😴

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4 years

With all this spare time on my hands I might as well fill my days with classroom prep🤷‍♀️

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4 years

It's been a big day. I had my first ever interview and now I've officially submitted my dissertation. And breeeeath.

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3 years

Working from home perks😋🤤

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2 years

Cheeky weekday takeaway to celebrate being made permanent🍾🎉

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1 year

What a tough week! Is it just me or are things exceptionally hard in school at the moment🙈

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2 years

Every holiday I manage to catch up on sleep and feel nice and refreshed. Then, in the last couple of days I think about school and can’t sleep and I’m back to square 1 of feeling exhausted🙄

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4 years

Today I learnt that I'll still be able to use Unidays with my staff school email address, discounts are not gone forever!!!

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5 years

Hi, I thought I'd make an #edutwitter to help me through the final year and placement of my primary ed degree! I've been placed in a year 4 class, and am looking for fellow educators to follow! Any recommendations?😊

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10 months

If there’s one thing I’ve learnt this summer, it’s that 10 hours sleep is optimal for me. If I go bed at 10, I wake up at 8. Last night I went bed at 12, didn’t wake up until 10. I’d have to go bed at 8 during term time to achieve these energy levels🤣🤣

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4 years

The coolest thing arrived today🤔

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6 months

Don’t want to hear about the people finishing mid week this week when I’m dragging myself through to the very end (Friday 22nd) of week 9🤣🤣

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9 months

I am LOVING being in the stage of my house where the practical bits are kind of done (there’s always something to do) and I can start making it look exactly how I want. I bought this lamp today and now I’m doing my work with cozy autumn vibes🥰🍁

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3 years

Just being nosey - before kids, what do you use your other bedrooms for? Ours is a 3 bed but people laugh at me and Lewis because with the 2 spare rooms, we both have a room each..one is his (gaming room) and one is mine (spare bed/my office/clothes)😂

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7 months

I’m so rubbish at getting stuff up on my displays…it always goes to the bottom of my to do list. Only 3 months into the year and my maths working wall actually has some bits on😂 how do you keep up with yours?🤔

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4 years

Is anyone else finding huuuge gaps in English compared to maths? We seemed to have nailed maths this week but getting them back writing remains a challenge

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4 years

Here's a reminder to check your junk as my interview invite for the school I got a job at went to junk😳

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2 years

Eeeek booked in for my next tattoos! Tattooed teachers, what have you got and where?🤔

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3 years

Is anyone braving Year 5 fractions remotely...

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3 years

I know we all wanted to go back to normality but are any other RQTS feeling a bit overwhelmed by it all? Organising trips, clubs and everything else that comes with normality has got me like🤯 atm…

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Ahhh, 2 years ago when I was placed in a Year 5 class for my 3rd placement and sobbed the whole morning before I started as I really didn’t think I could teach Year 5. Look at me now, wouldn’t want it any other way🤷🏻‍♀️