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@UghShh

8 years

If you can't out-weird me, I'm not even interested.

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@UghShh

2 months

So cool when someone is very clear about being into you and just has absolutely no chill about it

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2 months

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that I have no chips to eat

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@UghShh

2 months

Nice patience, it'd be a shame if someone were to test it

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@UghShh

3 months

Sorry if you shot your shot and I didn't understand what was happening

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@UghShh

2 years

Sorry if I'm fatter than you expected. I'm fatter than I expected too.

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@UghShh

1 month

Making the world go round is a lot of pressure on us fat bottomed girls but somehow we manage

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@UghShh

2 years

Why slut shame when you can slut encourage

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@UghShh

2 months

I'm not fun today. Come back tomorrow.

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@UghShh

1 month

Holding out for 10:15 am which feels like an acceptable time to start eating chips

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@UghShh

2 months

I reserve the right to contradict anything I've previously tweeted. I'm ever-evolving. I don't even know that person anymore.

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@UghShh

2 months

People with just glass front doors are crazy because how do you hide when someone knocks

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@UghShh

2 months

Working from home is nice though I can't help but feel like I'm missing out on a lot of sexual harassment

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@UghShh

1 year

Time to enjoy the late night Easter festivities

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@UghShh

1 month

Can't wait for boring girl summer

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@UghShh

2 months

It's nice when everyone can come together and collectively hope for the end of the world

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@UghShh

3 years

Date a mom. We have the coolest bandaids.

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@UghShh

2 months

Avoid holding grudges by just completely forgetting they even exist

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@UghShh

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I'm gonna watch a new series tonight but not pay attention so I have to rewatch the same scene 15 times until I lose interest in the show altogether

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@UghShh

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Taking a few days to myself to reevaluate my favorite type of cheese

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@UghShh

2 months

Friday nights are for wondering why I'm watching tv alone while also isolating myself

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@UghShh

2 years

I fuck up a lot but I apologize with blowjobs

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@UghShh

2 years

Wtf am I supposed to do with myself if big boobs are over

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@UghShh

2 years

Sorry I'm fat rn but I've been eating a lot and doing very little

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@UghShh

2 years

If you love my ass and tits you can't mind the belly. It's the rules.

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@UghShh

2 years

I'll make a porn with you but I want there to be a story and some real character development

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@UghShh

2 years

I hate when someone makes me laugh and then I'm like ugh now I need you to see me naked

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@UghShh

2 months

Everyone is so damaged here, it's kinda cute of us tbh

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@UghShh

2 years

Topless hugs can turn anyone's bad day around

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2 years

Why even have a face if you won't let me sit on it

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@UghShh

2 months

@MMMac88 Much less cool in that case

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2 months

Something sexy about a person who can barely even stand you

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1 month

Creepy cabins in the woods are only for murder or seduction and I'd accept an invite either way

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1 month

First date idea: Cancel and watch a movie alone

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@UghShh

2 months

I'm just here to interact with the 5 people I've become familiar with

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@UghShh

2 years

I'm built like a tree stump with tits and ass, wanna cuddle?

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@UghShh

2 years

A funny man with a dad bod can somehow make me act completely insane

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@UghShh

2 years

I need a boyfriend that will agree upon a battle cry we use when we both cum

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@UghShh

9 years

Shhh. Don't be mad. Just look at my boobs.

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@UghShh

2 years

I like to watch it go in

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@UghShh

2 years

Push your boobs up against a sad person to brighten their day

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@UghShh

3 months

Sorry I ignored your compliment, it's just that I don't believe you

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@UghShh

1 year

Texting while horny is a dangerous game

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@UghShh

2 years

Why waste time on anyone that doesn't utterly adore you

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@UghShh

2 years

Don't say sorry, just put your tongue inside some part of me

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@UghShh

2 years

Such a slut for mutual weirdness

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@UghShh

2 years

What are you thinking about and why isn't it my butt

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@UghShh

2 years

A good man will go down on you but a real man will eat it from behind and enjoy every second of it.

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@UghShh

2 years

An emotional support ass is a thing, right?

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4 months

The right sandwich can really turn someone's day around

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@UghShh

2 years

I'm a lot funnier once you know how nice my boobs are.

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@UghShh

2 years

If you're not ready to look at my tits while discussing the worst animals to get eaten by, don't talk to me

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@UghShh

2 years

The chubbier I am, the more blatantly slutty I become and I'm sorry

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@UghShh

2 years

I have boobs and I'm not afraid to use them

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@UghShh

2 years

If you can balance fairytale romance with some nasty sex, I'm yours forever

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@UghShh

2 years

You deserve someone with a "nothing a good blowjob can't fix" attitude

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@UghShh

9 years

I'm not sure if you made this weird or if I did. Either way, I'm glad it's weird now.

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@UghShh

1 year

If you like 28 tweets of mine in a row, you're my boyfriend now. I didn't make this up. I'm just as upset as you are.

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@UghShh

2 years

Do people that don't follow me realize I have boobs

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@UghShh

2 years

I'm not interested in you romantically but I'll masturbate you as friends

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@UghShh

2 years

I need a cuddling friend that will also put their dick in me

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@UghShh

8 years

I like you(r dog)

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@UghShh

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"I wanna talk but I don't wanna bother you" as a lifestyle

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2 years

Need someone with nice genitals that wanna bash em into mine

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@UghShh

2 months

The company of someone who does not expect anything from you beyond what is in your nature

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@UghShh

9 years

We fell in love while you were asleep. Don't worry, you liked it.

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@UghShh

1 year

I need a naked hug from someone with a good penis

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@UghShh

2 years

"Nice thong." Thanks, they're supposed to be boyshorts.

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@UghShh

1 year

Why fight when we could fuck

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@UghShh

2 years

Reminder: I have tits and they're amazing.

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@UghShh

2 years

Hug me but with one hand on my boob

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@UghShh

2 years

I need a devoted towel boy for my boob sweat

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@UghShh

2 years

Every guy is an ass guy, some just haven't seen the right ass to know it yet

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@UghShh

2 years

If you aren't in my life to bring me french fries and finger me in public places, we may need to reconsider the whole thing.

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@UghShh

2 years

Don't make me laugh if you aren't prepared to take me to pound town on the reg

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@UghShh

4 months

Some people are just casually sexy and have no idea the effect they're having on you

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@UghShh

2 months

I'm really getting bored with always making good decisions

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@UghShh

9 years

I'm sorry you expected me to have rational responses to normal adult problems.

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@UghShh

2 years

Every day is Send Nudes Day when you're this committed to being a hoe

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@UghShh

8 years

You're so cool...

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@UghShh

2 years

Why even have nipples if you aren't showing them to strangers online

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@UghShh

2 years

Don't call me an adorable southern pet name if you aren't tryna get your dick sucked

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@UghShh

7 years

Your dog thinks of me when you pet him

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@UghShh

2 years

Face down, ass up is how I get stuck in the washing machine trying to reach the clothes at the bottom

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@UghShh

2 years

It only takes one thicc pic to convert a boob guy to an ass man

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2 years

Maybe I find sucking dick empowering tho

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2 years

The nipple can make or break the boob

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2 years

When I get murdered I hope it isn't by strangulation cuz what if he's good at choking me and I cum, how embarrassing

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@UghShh

2 years

"I like short girls" = "I like being terrorized by sexy demons"

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@UghShh

9 years

Rub my ass and receive three wishes

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@UghShh

2 years

I need a date that ends with us as an old couple holding hands on our porch, yelling at anyone that gets too close to our yard

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@UghShh

4 months

You look like you think things. I love that in a person.

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2 years

I'll help you masturbate because I'm a good friend

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@UghShh

2 years

It's too hot out to be this thick & voluptuous

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@UghShh

2 years

Stop wasting your high quality nudes on low quality people

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@UghShh

4 months

You can just make up words. No one even cares.

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@UghShh

2 years

Asking to see my tits won't get you anywhere. You have to trick me into thinking it's my idea.

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2 years

If you aren't tryna see my butt, please don't waste my time

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@UghShh

1 year

We need a dating site for awkward people that are suspicious of others enjoying their company

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2 years

"You goofy motherfucker" is a compliment

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