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@UcheMalik

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Long Live Seyi 🖤 Long Live Edition 🖤bookuchemalik @gmail .com 🇳🇬

Joined February 2013
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@UcheMalik
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BALANCE (Get Down!) #4MYLAMBA
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@UcheMalik
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2 years
@GeorgeNwokoji24 You gotta grab a house now, don’t let him one up you
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
Nah if you’re African, you’d expect Rice and nothing else lmao
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Are you paying?
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Raise your hand if you need a vacation. 🙋
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
I’ll never understand how Afrobeat music videos look like this but Nollywood movies looks like the budget was 6 kubo and a plate of Suya
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@UcheMalik
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2 years
My mom ordered something on Amazon on her own today. Black women in tech >>>>>>>>>
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@UcheMalik
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9 years
"So who gon clean the dis-" #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
Yori Yori by Bracket was really a HIT
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
This white girl at my job said I’m a big chocolate man and she wants to make some chocolate milk LMAOOOOOOOimcallingHROOOOOOOO
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
"Hi I'm Sam" "Semi?" "No Sam" "Samchukwu?" "S-A-M SAM!" "Is okay I'll call you Ikenna, your name is too much"
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
Lord, I see the bag you give to others, trust I’ll never fumble it like these lots
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Oh fuck no.
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
“Both my parents are African but I’m just Americ-“
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
"Mom can we get McDonald's?" "No Magdonnas, there's rice in the car"
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
YESTERDAY I HAD A 65 IN MY CLASS, AFTER PRAYER AND KINDLY HARRASING MY PROFESSOR , I HAVE A 98 . I SERVE A LIVING GOD.
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
IM TOO NIGERIAN FOR THIS SNOW MAN, THE SNOW IS DEADASS DISRESPECTFUL ASF
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@UcheMalik
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
ARGENTINA, THAT WILL BE THE FIRST AND LAST GOAL YOU SHALL SEE TODAY .
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
Igbo men after spending more than .50 cents “Chai Ike gwuru’m”
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Bag Secured 🤝, 6-figure post grad job 🥴
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
Nah this acc has me dead 🤣
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
With a dab of ranch™
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
I got a degree, a job, and a brand new car all in a panoramic, when I say God is GOOD 🙏🏾
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
Girls do you ACTUALLY like random selfies from guys?
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
LMAOOO she’s now calling me her Black Panther LMAOOOHRonspeeddialOOOOO
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Y’all thought Tom Brady was gonna go to OT and LOSE???
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Ready. Set. Aim.
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
“Aren’t You African ? What’s the problem Prince of Wakanda?” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOfuckHRimcallingBostonPoliceOOOOO
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
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@UcheMalik
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@ichizoba 😭😭😭 it always be Atlanta
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@UcheMalik
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9 years
"Chineke you have grown, do you remember me? I was dere when your mommy had you" #ThanksgivingWithAfricanFamilies
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
A 5’9 girl is taller than a 5’9 boy
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
#ilovebeingAfrican Young Igbo boy with the waves, feel me? 🇳🇬🌊
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
All the fine girls are mostly Nigerian so 🤧
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I wish twitter would surprise me ONE TIME and not show the flag of nigeria in these girls bio. they're everywhere lmfaoooo
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Your MCM is 30 getting ready for blackout weekend
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
“Ebee ki si bia? Nkechi, jiri nwayo with this lifestyle I na eme”
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
“Africans especially are so quick to protect a nonsense family image at the expense of the safety of their own children and marriage” I pray our generation breaks this nonsense chain
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
Idc this filter is so lit
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
Niggas ain’t hip to Rice and Stew w/ Banana? Smh sorry for yourself
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
“You don’t look Igbo :/“ Ah ndo, am supposed to be wearing my red cap 24/7 or be dancing Ogene when I see you?
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
I see the Edo People of Nigeria are hard at work. Loosen up, we’re not trying to kill someone with juju
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
I’m so angry, I’m so flabbergasted, I’m so annoyed . Is this the same Nigeria that is in my blood?
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@UcheMalik
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9 years
I love Nigerians, I called Apple 7 times and a Nigerian picked up, felt my pain, chatted in Igbo, now I'm getting a free IPhone 😏
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
One more thing, price of the brick went up 🤲🏾. I’m a degree’d man now 🎓🥷🏾 Chineke gozie m
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Authur getting hip to Afrobeats now? 👀
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
See how Nigerian Traffic can affect someone 😭 fighting police
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
I don’t think we talk about Wande Coal’s talent enough
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
I fell downstairs yesterday, even the things that are meant to take you higher, can still let you down. Be blessed 🙏🏾
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
My mom wants me to bring a pogo stick to Nigeria for my lil nephews...... A POGO STICK? How am I gonna explain that to TSA when they search my bags for weapons? A bloody pogo stick yo
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Tell me what’s it gone be?
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@UcheMalik
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9 years
When the food is looking tantalizing and you must decide which to eat first #ThanksgivingWithAfricanFamilies
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@UcheMalik
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11 years
WHERE THIS NIGGA PARENTS http://t.co/yvFFXESPjQ
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
“Order whatever you like, it’s on me”
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
I’m a Nigerian singer/songwriter guys, 🤝
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
You can never tell me God isn't real, see how my life flourished with his grace
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
African Parent: I wonder if they are sleeping? I'll let them rest. Inner: Wake them up? African Parents: Well wh- Inner- WAKE DEM UP NOW
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
Get you a African girl fr smh
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
Bad influence probably the hardest track on that Omah Lay project
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
2000s Afrobeat was a different type of vibe
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
"SAWA SAWA SAWA LE SAWA SAWA SAWA LE ASHAWOOO"
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
If she's Igbo, she's not a hoe, she's my future wife
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8 years
*of the future for white people
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Cockroach milk is the protein drink of the future.
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@UcheMalik
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1 year
Rarely seen, always noticed 🖤🫶🏾
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
And there’s people who have the audacity to tell me “I’m not attracted to black women”
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
I love my mom, she's so beautiful 😭 why didn't I get her looks?
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
@Xtraordinary01 @IsabellaOsili If it’s not in a dust bin, I don’t want it
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@UcheMalik
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11 years
"Oh I'm about that turn up life" barbie http://t.co/4ufkifuFDL
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Jidenna catches whines like a nigga with no rhythm but Twitter gonna say otherwise
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@UcheMalik
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My project got over 7,000 streams and major platforms started giving me recognition 🥺 God is truly good , stay blessed everyone
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
Mo Bamba was really a hit but I gotta delete playa’s music from my phone smh
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
Georgia and Pennsylvania went blue???
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@UcheMalik
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if i text you this, just save it
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@UcheMalik
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4 months
i said wait o, na my voice be that?
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They got my song playing on the news , Chineke God oooo
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1 year
Wizkid’s second verse is crazy
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9 years
"Respect your elders, let the adults take first" #ThanksgivingWithAfricanFamilies
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
EGBU, The leading single off my upcoming project JIGGY BOY, drops 28th of May. Owerri Boy dey for you 🤲🏾, be ready.
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
You broke? Go dance at a African party and get ya racks up
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@UcheMalik
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4 years
Tell me what I no fit do.
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My mom got tested for COVID seeing as she’s a nurse and the results came back negative 🙏🏾
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4 years
JOESPH BIDEN, YOU GOTTA FIGHT HIM, HE’S TALKING ABOUT YO DEAD SON . THROW HANDS BROO
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
So yeah I got bored and made a Igbo Nollywood Movie on snapchat 💀 (part 1)
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My mom to the family on thanksgiving: “Uche does music now, ngwanu, perform one tune for us now” Me:
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I’m very VERY happy to see this Kojo Funds and Wizkid collab
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Wizkid and Tay Iwar ain’t have to go off like that on True Love
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@UcheMalik
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6 years
A Treat.
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
“Barack, you got you a GOOD one right here”
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
"Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead"
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@UcheMalik
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9 years
#GrowingUpInBoston Jam'n 94.5 Jam Scams in the am 😂😂💀
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
On my way to respect women, especially women of colour
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@UcheMalik
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8 years
" EH ALHAJI ALHAJI ALHAJI ALHAJI DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM"
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6 years
I found that Texas lighting on the East Coast
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@UcheMalik
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7 years
Tasson™
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@UcheMalik
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3 years
OWERRI BOY 100K 😮‍💨🇳🇬
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7 years
I love Igbo
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@UcheMalik
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2 years
Celtics said
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@UcheMalik
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5 years
When I actually say the names of cereals instead of just saying “Conflex”
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Bomboclaat
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