Ever wondered why
@markgoldbridge
is always so positive about Ten Hag? ๐ค
Itโs cos Erikโs agency (SEG) get Mark to spin positive PR in exchange for exclusive news & interviews.
@UnitedStandMUFC
is a cancer to this club as they control narratives & push agendas to the masses.
Where the fuck is Tyrell Malacia? ๐ค
Last United performance:
28 May 2023 (284 days ago)
Last Instagram post:
11 July 2023 (240 days ago)
Last Tweet:
15 July 2023 (246 days ago)
Last liked Tweet:
25 May 2023 (287 days ago)
ten Hag has beat Klopp TWICE, destroyed both North London clubs, killed McFred, benched Maguire, sold Ronaldo, and sacked the Glazers ๐ญ Heโs only been here 6 monthsโฆ
#GlazersOut
๐ฐ
Anyone that wants to demolish Old Trafford and build a new stadium is either not a United fan, or youโve never been there! The stadium has an aura around it that not many stadiums in the world has. It needs major redevelopment, not knocking down and starting again!
#GlazersOut
๐ฐ
If we actually have ยฃ500M to spend:
ยฃ80M - Maignan
ยฃ40M - Kim Min Jae
ยฃ100M - Frenkie
ยฃ60M - Hojlund
ยฃ200M - Mbappe
ยฃ80M - Kane
+ ยฃ60M player sales
๐๏ธ Ole on his final game in charge: โThe team talk at half time was about whoever wants to play can play, and get your hand up if you donโt want to play.โ
Marcus Rashford and Scott McTominay were taken off at half timeโฆ ๐ฌ
No matter which one you prefer, we have got great competition at right back. Dalot is far better attacking, and Bissaka is far better defending. We can pick and choose which one to play depending on the opponent. I hope we keep both beyond the summer! ๐ต๐น๐ค๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Chelsea are considering Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as a possible replacement for Thomas Tuchel. Todd Boehly was impressed with Oleโs rebuild during his tenure at Manchester United. Direct contacts expected to happen this week [
@FabrizioRomano
]
#mufc
Callum Wilson appreciation tweet: Heโs patiently waited for his minutes, and hasnโt been greedy when coming on! His contribution is definitely going under the radar, what a player!
So Luis Enrique left De Gea out of his squad because of his โpoor distributionโโฆ yet he picks this Unai Simon fraud who has had 2 errors leading to shots in less than an hour.
This man has single handedly kept us relevant in the last 10 years, but certain fans want him out. Weโve seen massive improvements in his game this season and Iโm so proud. If anyone deserves time to reinvent themselves under ten Hag, then itโs definitely David De Gea ๐งคโค๏ธ๐ช๐ธ๐
Sheikh Jassimโs offer: ๐ถ๐ฆ
โข 100% takeover
โข +ยฃ5B in one payment
โข Remove all debts
โข Invest in mens, womenโs and youth team
โข Refurbish Old Trafford & Carrington
โข Regenerate local area
Sweetener:
โข Host some Glazers NFL team games in Qatar
#GlazersOut
#FullSaleOnly
๐ฐ
Marcel Sabitzer appreciation post. Heโs my player of the match today, his switch to Shaw for Rashfordโs assist was incredible. We better sign him up in the summer! โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
Me calling Ten Hag a โcuntโ is a war crime but
@markgoldbridge
calling Amrabat the exact same thing is acceptable? ๐ค
This guy is a walking contradiction.
Kloppโs โEra of dominanceโ vs our worst era in recent historyโฆ who finished higher in the league? ๐ค
15/16: Man United
16/17: Liverpool
17/18: Man United
18/19: Liverpool
19/20: Liverpool ๐
20/21: Man United
21/22: Liverpool
22/23: Man United
Man United 4-4 Liverpool
3rd game in 8 days
Arsenal had all week off
Missing Casemiro & Dalot
No backing in this window
Bench is an absolute joke
Only 6 months in to our rebuild
Turning water in to wine
Lost in the 90th minute
Iโm fully behind ten Hag โค๏ธ๐ณ๐ฑ
Just look at Casemiroโs reaction to the rat not squaring it to Sancho for an easy tap at the Carabao Cup Final.
One is being forced out the club, and the other is captain.
Tells you all you need to know about this fraudulent manager.
If we miss out on Kim Min Jae, then Sergio Ramos on a one year deal is a no brainer. Still an elite footballer, brings a monster mentality and is a FREE agent ๐ช๐ธ
@UtdPlug
@MAJEDALKHELAIFI
FULL TRANSLATION: ๐ถ๐ฆ
Interviewer: โIs the deal done?โ
Majed: โYes, Manchester United is Qatari.โ
Interviewer: โPlease tell me you are serious.โ
Majed: โWallahi blud, the deal is done inshallah.โ
Itโs fucking criminal that we brought in a world class holding midfielder as soon as soon as Pogba left. The whole reason he couldnโt deliver what was expected is because we gave him bums like Fellaini, McTominay and a washed Matic to work with ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
After the Glazers sell, I think all away kits should heavily feature green and gold colours to show that weโre free! Do you agree? ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
#GlazersOut
#mufc
Rashford goals in the Prem:
15/16: 5
16/17: 5
17/18: 7
18/19: 10
19/20: 17
20/21: 11
21/22: 4
22/23: 17
*23/24: 1
โข 9th season in the Prem.
โข ZERO Premier League hat tricks.
โข Only scored +12 goals TWICE.
โข Average goals per season = 8.5.
โข ยฃ350K a week 5 year new contract.
The fact that James Maddison didnโt get a minute at this World Cup just goes to show how tactically incompetent Southgate is. He needs sacking immediately!
#SouthgateOut
Sancho + Antony = ยฃ160M
Garnacho + Pellistri = ยฃ8M
Garnacho has done way more for us this season than Sancho, and we saw how Pellistri caused Betis defenders more problems in 20 seconds than Antony did in 80 mins. Very worryingโฆ
Rest In Peace Manchester United ๐๏ธ๐
Killed by: The Glazers & Jim Ratcliffe ๐บ๐ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Cause of death: GREED ๐ธโ ๏ธ
It needs to be studied how someone can play with Ronaldo, Cavani, Rooney, Ibrahimovic but still lack the basic fundamentals to be a good footballer.
Horrible excuse of a footballer and should have his contract terminated immediately.
The main difference between these two is that Sabitzer is a steady 7/10 every single game without fail whereas Fred can vary from 4 to 9. Fred is also way more impactful off the bench like you saw tonightโฆ
A 37 year old Edin Dzeko put more effort in against his former club than local lad Rashford did against his closest rivals which handed them the treble.
Get this fucking cunt out of my football club immediately.
@bhavss14
Dalot, Casemiro, Sancho & Martial all out for this game btw and you scored a lucky 90th minute winner. This was also in your own ground, embarrassing.
Barca goals conceded this season..
La Liga: 22 games, 7 goals ๐ช๐ธ
Man Utd: 2 games, 4 goals ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Hold that you Spanish frauds!
I love signings like these. Just proves that you donโt have to spend ยฃ150M on a midfielder to come in and do a job. Heโs an exceptional player who should be starting in the 8 for us next season! โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
Why Iโm genuinely
#TenHagOut
:
โข Biggest defeat in 90 years
โข Said we could attract big players this summer but we keep getting snubbed
โข Said โEras come to an endโ and City won the treble on his watch
โข Wanted a salary cap then gives Rashford ยฃ375K/W
Continuedโฆ
Mistakes ten Hag made today:
Not playing Rashford against Trent
Playing Bruno left wing
Starting Dalot over Bissaka
Not taking Antony on at HT
Bringing McTom on before Sabitzer
The game played in to their hands in every way possible. He HAS to take full blame for this defeat.
Congratulations to Lisandro Martinez & Raphael Varane for winning the Premier League golden glove for 16 (and counting) clean sheets together in their first season ๐๐ผ ๐
Heโs at it again ๐
Onana - signed
Dalot - new contract
Evans - signed
Casemiro - signed
Mainoo - new contract
Bruno - his captain
Rashford- new contract
Garnacho - new contract
Subs:
Amrabat - signed
Antony - signed
10/14 PLAYERS INVOLVED TODAY ARE HIS YOU CLOWN ๐คก
Bums who need to leave this summer:
โ Phil Jones
โณ David De Gea
โณ Eric Bailly
โณ Harry Maguire
โณ Anthony Martial
โณ Marcus Rashford
โณ Fred
โณ Jadon Sancho
โณ Dean Henderson
โณ Alex Telles
โณ Brandon Williams
โณ Donny
โณ Anthony Elanga
โณ Axel Tuenzebe
โณ Scott McTominay