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Tyler Fischer

@TyTheFisch

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Tyler Fischer
15 days
A few yrs ago I was told explicitly by a comedy manager @AGIEntertainmnt that they will not represent me just because of my skin color. I recorded the convo so ppl can see how far this โ€œjustifiedโ€ discrimination has gone. Thank you @DrPhil for exposing the racist & discriminatoryโ€ฆ
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I'm not voting red this yr because I'm a republican - I have no party. I'm voting red because in the recent years I was fired for being a white man, fired for not getting an experimental vaccine & had a car stolen in my crime ridden neighborhood. All because of democrat policy.
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Iโ€™d go to the my body my choice protest tonight but Iโ€™m not vaccinated so wouldnโ€™t be welcome there.
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2 years
Day 1 of girlhood!!!
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2 years
I'm currently suing a talent manager who told me they won't work with me because I'm a white man. They just asked how much money I want to settle out of court. UPDATE: I will not settle. I will take this all the way even if I don't get a dime. This "justified" racism must end.
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2 years
Just a reminder since ppl ask me this a lot: I will not perform stand-up comedy ANYWHERE that requires proof of vaccine, as I do not believe in the mass segregation resulting from these mandates. I'm not anti-vaxx, simply anti-forced vaxx. And yes, there is a big difference.
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3 years
If youโ€™re onboard with segregation & shaming of ppl for medical choices, the time will come when they take away a liberty that YOU hold dear, & itโ€™ll be too late. Your compliance is giving them the power that will spiral out of control. This isnโ€™t about a virus, itโ€™s about power.
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3 years
Important Dr. Fauci update:
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Tyler Fischer
1 year
Dr. @jordanbpeterson responds to MISSING parts of contract w/ @scrowder & @realDailyWire ๐Ÿ“œ #Crowder
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2 years
My speech from yesterday's rally for Medical Freedom! #DefeatTheMandatesDC
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2 years
Tyler Fischer is the king of pandemic comedy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ @TyTheFisch
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2 years
Day 2 of girlhood! (attacked by @Caitlyn_Jenner ๐Ÿ˜ซ)
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2 years
every liberal news show
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2 years
My prayers go out to Omicron ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ I couldnโ€™t imagine having to spend 10 days with this woman.
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2 years
Dear Unvaxxed idiots. CDC has new recommendations!
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2 years
If you ever wondered how people believed in Witches in the 1600โ€™s and you also still wear a mask outside - then congratulations - you just answered your own question.
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2 years
A message to the unvaxxxed before Xmas:
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1 year
@budlight Iโ€™ll be Transitioning to a different beer company ๐Ÿป
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1 year
WOW @benshapiro tells what REALLY happened with the Crowder + Daily Wire saga! #benshapiro #truth
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1 year
Itโ€™s funny that if youโ€™re not a woke douchebag ppl just assume youโ€™re a conservative.
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2 months
I was told I would die if I didnโ€™t get the covid shot: I didnโ€™t. I was told I canโ€™t fight discrimination if itโ€™s against white ppl: Iโ€™m currently suing a company who told me they donโ€™t hire white men anymore. I was told I would never work in the comedy business if I say theโ€ฆ
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Tyler Fischer
3 years
The CDC recommends all unvaccinated people move to Mexico then walk back across the US border to avoid being shamed for their personal choices.
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
Quick story: I spent 15 yrs trying to please the woke. I was living in poverty & unable to book gigs anymore. I then decided to STOP censoring myself & within 1 yr my social media went from 50K to 500K, Iโ€™m acting in movies & touring. ALL my dreams came true when I left the woke.
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5 months
Dr. @jordanbpeterson goes WOKE & teaches Reeducation class ๐Ÿ“œFull class:
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2 years
Breaking: CDC just announced theyโ€™ve been reading all the data upside down for the last 2 years.
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Tyler Fischer
1 year
what about Bill Cosby bringing you a drink?
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Tyler Fischer
3 years
Black ppl in NYC will no longer have to worry about being followed around in stores, since 72% of them wonโ€™t be allowed in.
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
I will never trust a public health official for the rest of my god given life - even if there's an actual pandemic. Well done you manipulative power hungry idiots.
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5 months
How to do a @benshapiro impression
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4 months
Woke Jordan Peterson group therapy session
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Tyler Fischer
1 year
@scrowder Finally Jordan Peterson responds:
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1 year
Dr. @jordanbpeterson responds to MISSING parts of contract w/ @scrowder & @realDailyWire ๐Ÿ“œ #Crowder
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
when shaming the Unvaxxxed goes wrong
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Tyler Fischer
1 year
Brian just won a female beauty pageant! Another win for the guys! #MenRule
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
The Omicron variant is basically a non threatening cold. Imagine 2 years ago seeing hundreds of ppl lined up to get tested for a cold, and if positive, not seeing their family for Christmas and quarantining for 2 weeks. All of society would think they were mentally ill. They are.
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2 years
The entire claim is on tape & in plain English. Iโ€™m simply not allowing myself to be discriminated against for my skin color anymore. Thereโ€™s no such thing as โ€œreverseโ€ discrimination. Thereโ€™s one kind & everyone is protected under the law against it.
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1 year
My parody of day 1 of girlhood vid removed from tiktok & they ask if I need mental help๐ŸคฃBut the man pretending to be the stereotype of a woman (who is telling kids to cut off their genitals) is free to post. What a world!
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1 year
Day 5 of Girlhood!๐Ÿ’„Makeup tutorial!!๐Ÿ’„
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
My stand-up from #DefeatTheMandates was deleted so here it is again!๐Ÿ™ŒThanks to all who came to fight for freedom!
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2 years
Dr. Fauci explains why we need MORE shots ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰
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1 year
So you can have endless pride for being black, brown, gay, trans, etc...but you CAN'T have pride for being white - yet whites are the only ones accused of having supremacy. Yeah, ok.
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Tyler Fischer
3 years
my impression of everyone on CNN
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2 years
How bad is crime in NYC? Every item at CVS is locked up. Iโ€™m voting red so I can shop like iโ€™m not in jail.
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2 years
Anyone who's starting to believe cloth masks do nothing, lockdowns do nothing, and natural immunity is stronger than the vaccine...WELCOME! We've been waiting for you for about...2 years ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
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2 years
. Whole Foods employee has mental breakdown ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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2 years
Itโ€™s hilarious that so many women hate @joerogan . Heโ€™s quite literally training men to sit and listen carefully to people talking for 3 hours. Women of all people should be thanking him.
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Tyler Fischer
1 year
The script of every liberal news outlet
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1 year
@budlight โ€œThank God Iโ€™m Firedโ€ - Buds social media manager
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2 years
I didn't get the vaxx since I had natural immunity. Gave up jobs, friends, family, got called "far right extreme racist" And 2 yrs later the CDC finally says what even 8th graders knew: natural immunity is at LEAST as strong as a vaccine. Bro, can I at least get a free ice cream?
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1 year
Man celebrates #InternationalWomensDay by teaching women how to put on makeup ๐Ÿ’„
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1 year
@nbcsnl @MEATBRICKMOLLY Chemically castrating kids is not health care and this is not comedy - itโ€™s a woke Ad for mental illness. Chris Farley is rolling in he/his grave.
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2 years
A message to the Canadian truckers:
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
This is the MOST racist video about white ppl & it's socially ok. Here I switched the races, is it still ok?
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2 years
Dear @Spotify , if you donโ€™t remove @joerogan IMMEDIATELY iโ€™m going to cancel my 30 day free trial before the end of the month.
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3 years
Iโ€™m thrilled to announce Iโ€™m part of the supporting cast of this badass film starring @ginacarano @Cowboycerrone and @yesnicksearcy ๐ŸŒŸ An amazing cast that says F*ck you to cancel culture:
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Tyler Fischer
2 years
The government in 2 years
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2 years
Iโ€™m not buying an electric car. Iโ€™m not turning off my AC. Iโ€™m not using your โ€œpronouns.โ€ Iโ€™m not apologizing for being white. Iโ€™m not โ€œtoxicโ€ for being a man. Iโ€™m not getting an experimental shot. Iโ€™m not keeping 6 feet apart. Iโ€™m not playing by anymore fake โ€œrules.โ€ Iโ€™m not.
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2 years
@jordanbpeterson let me know if you'd be open to discussing this. The entire entertainment industry is complicit with justified discrimination & it gets no press. It took me nine yrs to gain the courage to speak up about it & tons of actors/comedians are quitting out of fear.
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A message to the airlines:
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It is now common practice in NYC for people to leave an indoor space where they were maskless to then mask up to walk around outside. Thatโ€™s like putting a condom on right after you finish having sex. We are in full blown clown world here.
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3 years
Everyone who hates America should volunteer to switch places with someone trying to escape Afghanistan right now.
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5 months
Wildly excited to announce I will be a series regular character (and many other voices) on this show!!!
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COMING 2024 - From the mind of @adamcarolla , Mr. Birchum is a no-nonsense, junior high woodshop teacher who is attempting to navigate a world he doesnโ€™t understand or approve of - with an all-star voice cast that has never been assembled before. @adamcarolla @megynkelly โ€ฆ
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2 years
Take your mask off, stop watching CNN and get back to your fucking life. (this is mostly meant for my grandma)
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1 year
day 4 of girlhood: ATTACKED by @MattWalshBlog !!๐Ÿ‘น
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1 year
The government next year ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿง
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3 years
How to do a @billburr impression! #billburr #brutal
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2 years
So now we have to believe all kids who think they're Trans? When I was a kid I thought I was a Pirate. My parents didn't have my leg cut off and replaced with a wooden peg.
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2 years
Dear unvaxxxeed who donโ€™t follow the speed of science!!!๐Ÿ˜ค
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5 months
Who wants to see a buddy cop movie with me & @KevinHart4real
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Dr. Fauci Then vs NOW ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ฐ
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2 years
3 yrs ago I saved up to see @jordanbpeterson speak at the Beacon theatre & listened to his advice carefully. I took responsibility for my own life + career & sacrificed nearly everything in order to explore my art & thoughts. Well, last night I performed on that very same stage๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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1 year
Ladies stop putting your vaccine status on dating profiles. Real men are looking for a wife not a fucking rescue dog.
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2 years
When you listen to the CDC
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1 year
I will never affirm they/them pronouns because they are simply not real. Adults need to grow up & stop playing this childish game anymore because youโ€™re โ€œcompassionate.โ€ Thatโ€™s not compassion, itโ€™s affirming mental illness that should otherwise be dealt with by a professional.
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2 years
The people wearing masks outside at this point are the exact same people who believed that witches could curse them in the 1600โ€™s.
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2 months
This is my neighborhood where I was not allowed in my work, a restaurant, movie theatre for being an โ€œextreme conspiracy theoristโ€ for not wearing a mask that does nothing or getting experimental shots. This is 4 years later taken today. This person is full blown insane yet walksโ€ฆ
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If I posted this yesterday it would already be removed & my account would be banned. @elonmusk supports freedoms of girlhood!!๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ
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1 year
@budlight Thanks for the dope gifts Bud!
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2 years
Girl, thank you!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฉ
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1 year
if the Pandemic was pitched as a movie ๐ŸŽฅ #WoodyHarrelson #SNL
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1 year
Hey, do you guys remember?
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2 years
I was shamed, bullied, lost countless jobs, friends, was barred from entering my familyโ€™s home - ALL because we must โ€œget vaxxed to prevent the spread!!โ€ Well, it doesnโ€™t prevent the spread & they never even tested to see if it did. So when do the apologies/reparations start?
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You think I give a shit about what happens in Ukraine? Iโ€™m not even allowed to work or sit in a restaurant in my own city.
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2 years
the LEFT vs RIGHT on election issues
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4 months
some ppl are WAY too excited for the #IowaCaucuses ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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