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“The infamous Twisted” Banksy… #BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestine 🍉

Hackney, London
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I got you…
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if ur gonna put on music while fuckin pls put on something that fits whats going on lmfaoo how i’m supposed to focus when nipsey hussle in the back talkin bout he prolific, so gifted
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@MOSSADil Everything in this video was civilian infrastructure, what a crazy thing to flex about.
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@respawnedtarga1 Take it, watch me laugh when you get 10 years of filling up the used panty vending machines in an orange jump suit and then deported.
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@MikeNew19512115 Is this one of those ‘my 3 year old daughter is so smart’ tweets where you post something that was never said?
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@AuschwitzMuseum What episode of Black Mirror am I watching?
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@LBC I’ll serve crack before I serve this country…
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@VolaTim @kylexpowisog This is hilarious, nobody believed the poor guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@JayJayJanae @DontWorryBoutB Let me know when you single ma.
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@wzrdb @niloteprince Beat the father in front of the kid my G
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@Israel If I was you I’ll just stop posting, it’s embarrassing, I have second hand embarrassment.
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@kirstyy199 EAT THE RICH!
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@thedarkprowler I’m glad someone has the balls to say it, well played sir, well played.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 This is disgusting.
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@PeopleWithIQ What’s the point, just leave her bro.
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Called her boyfriend up, had him pull up on me in a car while she was shouting ‘yeah, kick his ass George, he’s trying to take your woman’ I was flabbergasted.
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What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?
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@Poo_Crave I don’t know if this is satire or not but I’m absolutely screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@coyonudo I do this too but I kick my legs back and forth while giggling
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@K0ll3X @dynospektrum This tops ‘hotspot me’ by a million
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@defact0_ DEPORT THEM BACK TO THE MOUNTAIN!!
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@powerfulwizerd Peanut allergy and I’m her epiPen didn’t work 😭😭😭
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@karaokecomputer SHE IS ANTISEMITIC!!!!!!!
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@LyricVault Community notes be like ‘these are not Noah Schnapp’s dildos, Lyric Vault is known for posting satirical content, these dildos actually belong to Gal Gadot’
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@JusCallMe_Mikey Why are you dressed like an undercover cop sir?
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@itvnews @AlastairMorgan @johnirvineitv Oh look, another war crime that nobody will do a thing about…
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@sofearozaidi_ @theonlyVusi Well damn, this guy is a legend, what’s his socials?
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@NoContextHumans If you believe this man is a police officer I’m afraid to say you’ll believe anything…
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@snarwani It’s taken years but I knew something good would eventually come out of the internet.
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@AseelBM97 I would ask did they hit their target, but seeing as their targets seem to be woman, children and hospitals, I’m assuming they did.
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@bbcquestiontime Tonight’s question, why are we ignoring war crimes carried out by Israel?
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@JYZOVRRTED @theeestallion I posted a picture online of me kissing my friend’s pregnant belly and everyone messaged me congratulations, I was like, WTF, that baby ain’t mine.
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@freedomrideblog Play their music on Spotify, you’ll be supporting South Africa and some independent artists too.
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@EurovisionNewZ What part of Europe is Israel in?
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@Pogling1 I got my account locked for calling a convicted rapist, a rapist. He was in the public eye too, easily factchecked.
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@CanadianCMF @JyotiGondek They’re obsessed with rape, what is wrong with them???
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@InternetH0F It didn’t, girl had her picture stolen and used in racist tweet, she keeps getting harassed IRL because of it.
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@JennJosie What the hell??? That’s my wife!?!
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@JayJayJanae @DontWorryBoutB Oh no, WHY?!? We could have had sex every day ma 😢😢😢
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@kthalps ‘YOU ARE HARASSING AND INTIMIDATING ME SIR’ proceeds to follow him around filming and harassing him, unbelievable.
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@lil_shawty_zw @visionesss Nobody, she ate the stylist.
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@kyrixermis @PalestineChron Yeah because Zionists love proof don’t they 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@crackcobain__ This one for sure.
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@HillyBlaze @DINGOJOHNS0N Did you see the thread? People were finding bullets in their kids bedrooms.
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@Troviary Worrying behaviour from a future serial killer.
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@CrimeLdn I feel bad for him and all that but the feathers raining down on the whole platform had me laughing.
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@BBCBreaking Good riddance, nasty woman.
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@fagcfo Princess Dal
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@BAEHELPYAHNI Yes!! Not my proudest moment in prison…
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@betcheswildin But when I pull my dick out at the dominos game everyone wants to shoot me, make it make sense.
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@DrEliDavid Because they have their own country and if they leave they won’t be going back?
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@halomancer1 Straight through his camera to our steaming devices, for so called entertainment.
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@Jedavenchy Good, we boycotting, I’d steal it too.
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@Unmagiically I gave a homeless man money once and asked ‘are you buying drugs, tell me the truth’ he replied ’yes’ with a sad look in his eye, I said ‘good, I’m coming with you to get high’ and I smoked the best crack ever that night with the homie ❤️
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@perplexedsavage @wzrdb @payoutpros23 @niloteprince Bro I’m down, let me know when to book the flight, I’ll hold the kid in a full Nelson and I’ll make sure his eyes are open.
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@One_Dawah Probably a forced tattoo from the IOF while the guy was held captive without charge.
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@easterngoblin I don’t want to be that guy, but your cactuses have etiolation and need more light, introduce them slowly and if you’re feeling really brave, cut off the long thing parts with a sterile knife, should grow as intended with the proper care. Also, I can’t really see but it looks…
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@bigoledumb Reminds me of a time when a renowned artist that I know was contracted online because someone found his work (a canvas) by a bin and thought, that’s not an art piece that you’d throw out, so he searched for him online and told him he found it, then the artist posted the picture…
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@RoyIsThaTruth Can I have both?
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@hashjenni The amount of times I didn’t go out and there was a shooting/murder at the club/bar is actually insane, so I agree with this.
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@DrEliDavid You’re a bigot.
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@dril How did you predict this??
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@cpdagosta They’ve completely made the meaning of the word worthless, I told them weeks ago that this would happen but they didn’t listen.
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@metpoliceuk Is he wrong though?
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@kemimarie Sent my friend a book and it was returned to me because apparently I had to buy it from one of their suppliers at 3 times the price.
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@BBCNews This is a hate march and I’m scared to go to central London today, call it what it is BBC!
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@My_NirvanaGoals @DJTuReel I totally agree, where the fuck she live?!? Damn…
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@samah_fadil Because nobody is on their side, governments and media the world over just want to portray that they have support, ain’t nobody down with them, all my homies want a free Palestine!
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@GoodReddit With cocaine? Sorry, too busy to watch the video.
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@HueyBeenKnew Posts like this get sites shut down, just saying.
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@__icw I came here for women and it’s full of men 😢
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@RevSouthNolan Sorry, but why do you need to tase someone who has their hands handcuffed behind their back? Looks like cruel and unusual punishment to me.
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@Zazamyodor It’s all laughs and jokes until you lose your life with Outstanding by the Gap Band playing on the ones and twos…
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@MeechyMalandro @RoyIsThaTruth Yeah it’s him 🤣🤣🤣
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@nextupshank Same energy
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@sspencerukk That’s one of those ones that goes up your back too, poor guy.
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@Hamza_a96 Can I still steal from here? I NEVER pay, or do I need to stop that too?
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@HilzFuld I wonder what happened in this man’s life to make him act like this to other humans, I can’t work it out.
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@PicturesFoIder Why does it look like a penis, is that really necessary, I mean, it could just look like a pistol silencer, imagine if a pistol silencer had balls, I’d die laughing.
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@casbby888 I walked in the restroom and found a coworker passed out with a needle sticking out of his arm, I honestly don’t think you can get much lower than that 😭
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@metpoliceuk What was the crime?
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@itsnotolaa God bless ‘em ❤️
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@ChaseEnCashe I’m never deleting this app 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@REDSEASHAWTY Mad cow flu
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@RoddyIgnant How you spinning this on the trans homies???
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@fauxfresh Local government, there’s a documentary about it, watch it, it’s sad.
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@shadadzai A real eater.
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@autumnpeppers1 How has nobody posted this gem yet?!?
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@micha_frazer Life long Labour voter here, I’m voting Green next election.
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@Lowkey0nline Who the hell is Islamic Jihad, is that a start up or something?
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@urunsent__msgs Men I’d assume.
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@jakeIayman @WajahatAli Get your paper up playboy.
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@blaccmassxx @dynospektrum You just ruined the man’s life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CharlotteCGill No cycling infrastructure in your picture or video.
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@Mayberrykush He wasn’t alone
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@Lowkey0nline If anyone knows who that man is please DM me, also if you know who the man in the car is, let me know, I want to buy him a drink.
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@waveygbeks Does he like men? I need some new Jordan’s...
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@antoniiomaraj He can’t spit so he definitely must swallow.
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@Headgraphix @weirdgenius417 I think you pee on it or get someone else to pee on it, takes the saying away apparently.
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@mdeeeeee_ Imagine, it’s 28,000 years ago, you was just getting into art and thought you make some stone mushrooms because everyone else is drawing animals on walls, and you want to stand out. Fast forward to 2023 and you’re being called the world’s first pervert.
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