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𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒩𝒪𝒩𝐸. 💋🤎

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Joined May 2020
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@Tuchie___
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1 year
Dying of colon cancer at 35 is crazy especially since they don’t recommend getting screened for it until the age of 45. Rip Randy Gonzalez. 🕊️
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I’m so proud of them. 🥺😂 #TheChi
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@kingdee_11
Dee 😈
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Apologize like a black Parent … GO!
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Lisa Squirtle
4 years
Let these kids believe in Santa, you believe in herbal life & nobody is ruining it for you.
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5 months
Nobody posted this?
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Who got that one Bravo clip?
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4 years
Same reason selling cupcakes is a major accomplishment for you.
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4 months
Every finale Raquel has a dialogue I fuck with & she been saying the same shit. #RaisingKanan
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7 months
Bent over shaking your fart box for this ceiling challenge for some attention from men but let y’all tell it they’re not the prize.
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4 years
@KaliBranting the only thing stopping a man from cheating is his desire to be faithful, looks have nothing to do with it.
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1 year
@tailovespapi_ Let’s talk about it!
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1 year
@TeachHope4 I said this when Chadwick Boseman died too, they have to move up the screening age because too many ppl are dying beforehand.
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1 year
@rainbow_blowpop That’s what I don’t like when the doctors don’t listen to the patient.
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Lisa Squirtle
5 months
It’s really Karen for me. “Heyyy, heyyyy!” & the “Monique, let her gooooo!” 😭😭😭
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4 years
@HorribleHardy24 @KaliBranting you can’t keep a man that don’t wanna be kept tho.
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3 years
@onemangang973 Judas & The Black Messiah showed us this first hand.
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3 years
@aaadfo @LAVIDAPRADA Facts, it’s was during I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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@ihvamps
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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry
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4 months
Rip Ms. Vickie! 🕊️ #LHHATL
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
You’re a black person saying Bernie Mac isn’t funny???!!!!! On Beyoncé’s internet????!!!!!!
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Lisa Squirtle
1 year
Y’all kept asking “Why is Twitter free?” and now look at us.
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5 months
@jojodamus91 She was fed up.
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6 months
I guess family don’t matter.
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My Mixtapez
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‘Family Matters’ star Darius McCrary Arrested For Second Time Over Failure To Pay Child Support
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5 months
@Reality_Chat Gloria CLEARED!
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1 year
@PennyhoardawayE I agree, at least to catch or prevent it before it’s too far gone.
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1 year
@AshShimabukuro I’m glad you didn’t either.
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7 months
@TrustWahid Everybody keeps saying that. It’s either fart box or stank tank. My 2 go to sayings. 😭
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3 years
you had to be there.
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5 months
@ChillMarieJones 1000x’s worse, all because she didn’t like Monique.
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8 months
@Tripolar_B He’s such a groupie.
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
Brooks wasn’t mad at Sara when she said what she said, she’s mad because her own friends agreed with Sara & now she’s taking it out on Nina. #RHODubai
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
@reallifenurse7 @DJFathaJulz He really does, I’m looking at this like “You don’t have any brothers, uncles or male cousins?” Because ain’t no way. He definitely needs to be handled.
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Lisa Squirtle
1 year
@rainbow_blowpop It’s not right, it’s best to be proactive then reactive. They don’t get it smh
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Lisa Squirtle
1 year
Y’all turned y’all back on Pinky?
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
@GOTCITYTEA @AriTheDon Ari talking about she wasn’t under contract to wear the dress & the dress was ugly. So why didn’t you tell her that & send the dress back? Instead of lying saying you were gonna wear it in the Bahamas. Everybody claims they’re real until it’s time to be real.
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Lisa Squirtle
3 months
@IamKingDavo @ThePeachReport Up until producers rolled that clip back she denied that she even said he made her go into the room. She’s flipped the story so many times she doesn’t even know what she originally said, not even Gizelle can give the full story.
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@Bfresh221 & yet here you are with your corny comment when you could’ve kept scrolling. 😭
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4 months
@diimpled_smiile For everybody & she takes on all the risk & never complains about it & she’s surrounded by men. It’s crazy.
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8 months
I felt Khloe. #TheKardashians
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2 years
@_BriBxby @notgwendalupe Ate Kim’s ass up. 😂
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1 year
@jlange39 Jesus! That’s awful.
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1 year
It’s crazy cause there is not one white person in these comments tearing these black men down only other black men.
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The Prosecco Papi’s Picnic was a success!! We’ll invite y’all to the next one! 😉
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
A yard sale? You’re rich as hell. All them homeless shelters in Atlanta, go donate that shit.
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Rick Ross wants to know if he should have a yard sale for his excess clothes and shoes 🤔
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@ThePeachReport “I don’t care” but then proceed to catch an attitude & get snappy like you care. Nneka, bye.
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Tristan & his continuous cycle of bs. Khloe choked up saying “your son”, I know it eats her up to acknowledge that child. #TheKardashians
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4 years
@SupermanDayOff Surprise motherfucker! 😂
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2 years
They’re so fucked up for this luggage situation & none of these women even offered her anything to wear. I would’ve left. #JSFamilyVacation
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1 year
@queensofbravo I miss LVP.
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2 years
Here go Veronique inserting herself & letting Kane know Franklin’s weakness by telling him she’s pregnant. #SnowfallFX
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
Say what y’all want about Chance but he’s the only one that got out & thought about a job & actually got one. #LoveAfterLockup
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@JaysRealityBlog Teresa steady missing the bag. 😂😂
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@Jayin1988 Rap is Rhythm And Poetry but Hip Hop is the entire culture, no?
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@RatedRnB
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Name a top-tier R&B/hip-hop collaboration.
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Putting $10k in your purse & leaving it in a shopping cart at a store months AFTER you survived a home invasion is insane. #RHOBH
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer😭
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Lisa Squirtle
3 years
somebody said Keke Wyatt gonna get her stimulus first & ain’t gonna be no money left. 😂
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You can’t even get a word in edgewise with Larsa, she’s insufferable. #RHOM
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2 years
Indie is at Lidya’s house without Harry. Them cards need to be telling her to take her ass back to Maryland. #LoveAfterLockup
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Lisa Squirtle
2 years
I could never work for somebody that thinks they can talk to me crazy. They’re good because I’m not the one or the fucking two. #BlackInkCrew
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Lisa Squirtle
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“Why y’all bookmarking my pics?” Girl, you know tf why. Shut up.
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1 year
QT with a photo of you someone else has taken 📸 No selfies allowed. 🚫
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WholeSumn Fa Me 💋 ♒️♈️♌️♍♑️x2
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QT with a photo of you someone else has taken 📸 No selfies allowed 🚫
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@ochocinco I love the way your mind works.
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@theecreole Me too, just doing the most.
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Girl, just be with that man & spare that woman the heartbreak from y’all selfish bullshit.
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4 years
a lot of ppl aren’t sorry for real, they’re just sorry they got caught.
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1 year
Offset said “Who y’all niggas think y’all is? John Gotti?” 😂😂😂 Talking about some Mob Ties. It’s always been funny to me when black folks try to be like Italians when they don’t even like black ppl.
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watching the adults from your childhood die.
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Bonnie ✮
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What has been the hardest part about becoming an adult?
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@NeroPerla0906 I still don’t think that’s early enough.
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1 year
5’2 but my throat 6 ft.
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💕
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@TheBlvckBeauty I said the same thing during that opening scene. Looking just like Ghost.
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some of the worst wigs in black cinema.
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How could she leak a speech that was on a recorded television show that the world was gonna see anyway? #JSFamilyVacation
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@CodeineFridge Go into your email settings & remove it permanently from your signature so it never shows up.
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@JaysRealityBlog I will never understand why when Simone realized Hilton Head is the same place why she didn’t just decide for them to go somewhere else? She’s really annoying me this season.
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Wanda’s character development > #SnowfallFX
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2 years
@XXL “She’s a billionaire.” Ok? But that doesn’t negate the fact that he has a financial responsibility for his children as well. Parents share financial responsibility for their children & keep in mind that they have FOUR, so $50k a kid.
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@SheerOpulence2 Off topic but Quicksand is my shit. 😂
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@justbaugh It is & it’s scary. I’m sorry for your loss.
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Juice? 😂
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It’s officially spooky season and that means our 31 days of Oxtober is back! Here’s our Top 31 movies to watch 🎃
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Happy Birthday Michelle Thomas! 🥳🎂
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@korysverse On screen you’d never know these 2 couldn’t stand each other.
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@Ovary_Buster_ it was a last resort for her.
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LVP Yolanda Hadid Kim Richards Denise Richards Kathy didn’t tell not one lie. #RHOBH
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@AngelaM42790589 That’s what my mom did.
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Ted’s shirt says “Sorry, I’m busy doing nothing.” Spot on. #BlackInkCrew
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The way women be pressed over Scrap is crazy. #LHHFamReunion
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4 years
My son heard someone on the tv say serial killer so he turns & says to me “my fruity pebbles gonna kill me?” 😭
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2 years
Branwin, you married this man & you thought he wasn’t gonna want some cheeks? #LifeAfterLockup
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2 years
Dorit, please! You can avoid the press. They’re there for Sutton’s event not your home invasion. #RHOBH
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Trina always treated Bobby like a fan, in my opinion. #LHHMIA
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1 year
Saying a man don’t play about you when he played in your face is insane.
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2 years
Angel’s pregnant ass doesn’t need to be in Vegas. #BasketballWives
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@notgwendalupe “Are you sure you wanna end all communication with him?” “Mm-hmm.”
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