Sweary Aaron @TripperheadToo Twitter profile

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Sweary Aaron

@TripperheadToo

2 years

Here's an idea MTR. Instead of making me scan a QR Code to find out when the last trains are, how about you just put them on the screens. This addiction to QR Codes,I swear to fucking god...

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Lando Norris crash from on-board. #F1 #mclarenF1

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2 years

Someone fixed the HSBC advertisement at HSBC HQ in Hong Kong.

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The flags have disappeared...

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"He loved playing Pokemon Go, but then a message about Queen Elizabeth Hospital arrived. RIP."

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1 year

😅

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2 years

I'm angry. I'm angry the government said they were prepared for the 5th wave but weren't. I'm angry that hospital patients are sleeping on the street. I'm angry that we get a press conference about a postponed election, but no mention of the 52 people who have died.

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7 months

"Can't wait to watch this!" - no one in Hong Kong, ever.

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2 years

Small child: "Mummy, do tell these five people gathering illegally to kindly fuck off and stop disturbing our picnic."

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2 years

That's the kind of "fill the empty shelves with something" I can get onboard with. #Indomie4Lyf

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2 years

Just a wild monkey riding a wild boar. Hong Kong be weird, yo.

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1 year

We've reached "kid shitting in shopping mall rubbish bin" levels of reopening. 📍Tuen Mun Town Plaza (📸: Facebook 真•屯門友 via Sing Tao)

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2 years

OMG OMG OMG. A young boy came down in his fire suit and a plastic axe to see the fire engines. adorbs.

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1 year

Oh, so people are being kidnapped in broad daylight outside Stanley Prison, and no one stops them. But you know, keep worrying about the national anthem, Organized Crime and Triad Bureau... (📽️: @mingpaocom )

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2 years

"WE MUST DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PROTECT OUR ELDERLY FROM COVID-19!" *makes them wait in the cold for 3 hours to get a COVID test*

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2 years

Beaches are open! 8 per table at a restaurant! 7 day inbound quarantine! Congratulations Hong Kong, it's July 2021 again. #GroundhogDay

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2 years

"Where we gonna stick all these dead bodies?" "eh, just stick them between #348 and #382 , they'll never notice." #348 : "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?"

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2 years

Impressive.

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2 years

Obligatory.

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Siobhán Haughey: "It means so much to me and so much to Hong Kong, because it's our first gold medal and first world record". 🇭🇰 💪

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2 years

Fuck me, if I hear "central government" or "isolation facility" one more fucking time...

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2 years

This is not a parody.

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1 year

It's the @redbull logo, Hong Kong edition.

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2 years

#BREAKING Devastating scenes as Tropical Storm Nalgae batters Hong Kong. #MateThisAintNoT8

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2 years

I count at LEAST 11 police and other government officials enforcing the "two person only" gathering ban today. Irony is not just dead, it's in concrete shoes at the bottom of the ocean.

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3 years

Bit dystopian.

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2 years

Said it before, and I'll say it again. Until John Lee reins in his police force (and now Dept Health/CHP/FEHD et al), none of what he envisions in his policy address will come to fruition. No-one is moving here to put up with this.

Jarrod Watt

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2 years

8.15pm - ten police officers walk in the room. Music ordered to stop. Everyone ordered to put on masks, open their Leave Home Safe apps and show their HKID. #HongKong

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2 years

Pet shop worker petting a hamster before the cull order is invoked. 😭 Photo via @lamyiks on Instagram -

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2 years

After all these years, I still have no idea what Milan Station actually sells.

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1 year

Just another day in Larry David's Hong Kong.

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2 years

*Hong Kong Customs seize 6kg of cocaine at Hong Kong Airport* Damn, the news for the HK Bankers Summit just keeps getting worse and worse...

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2 years

Have to retweet this one on sweary account, on account of the sweariness.

Stijn

@SvdBHK

2 years

@tripperhead @gabrielladriver @AnantDeboor #legend

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2 years

Phase 1 relaxation of social distancing rules: 6 cops versus 13 people who dgaf

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2 years

STOP. 👏 GETTING. 👏 YOUR. 👏 NEWS. 👏 FROM. 👏 FUCKING. 👏 WHATSAPP. 👏 MESSAGES.

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3 years

Sebastian Vettel getting very angry that the session wasn't red flagged. Then checked in on Lando. 👏👏👏 #F1

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2 years

HOW THE FUCK DID CLOSING BBQ PITS FOR 2 YEARS SAVE THESE PEOPLE?

Hong Kong Free Press HKFP

@hkfp

2 years

HKFP Lens: Hong Kong’s Covid death rate highest in the developed world, as toll surpasses 2,000

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1 year

#BreakingHongKongNews Lawmaker with three degrees from now defunct university operated out of a Hawaiian bungalow worried about people getting jobs without knowing how to do things.

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2 years

SIOBHAN HAUGHEY IS A TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER!!! Winner of the 100m. 🇭🇰

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2 years

Video from Penny's Bay of a very unhappy camper. (be warned, if you speak Canto, much swearing)

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2 years

I should start a thread titled "Stupid shit Junius Ho says". (but i'm far too busy and that sounds like a full time job)

'Living with Covid' strategy may breach national security: Junius Ho

Health experts who suggested Hong Kong adopt the "living with Covid" strategy should be viewed as violating the national security law, said lawmaker Junius Ho Kwan-yiu. When speaking to...

www.thestandard.com.hk

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2 years

LCSD: THE GOVERNMENT BEACHES ARE CLOSED! SCMP: Fuck your rules

5 of Hong Kong’s best beaches unaffected by government closure

Hong Kong’s gazetted beaches may be closed to curb the spread of Covid-19, but there are plenty of other beaches to visit. Here are five of the best.

www.scmp.com

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1 year

I know we all have our foibles, but I 💯% will never stay in a hotel that was a Designated Quarantine Hotel. You fucked the Hong Kong public over for profits, and now you can gtfo. Sweary Tripperhead rant over.

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2 years

How's everyone going with the 5 stages of consumption voucher grief? 1. $10,000! 2. What, permanent residents only? 3. oooh, but they said new immigrants! 4. what do you mean that only applies to Mainlanders? 5. Acceptance that you're not getting the $10k

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2 years

But mostly I'm sad.

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1 year

CE John Lee on International Women's Day: "Women make up 54 per cent of Hong Kong's population and form an important pillar to our society. The Hong Kong SAR Government has all along been committed to promoting women's development and providing support to women." Meanwhile...

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1 year

"I'm not racist, but..." (h/t @lepoohsticks )

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1 year

Human body with no head, arms or legs found 20 meters off Tai Pai Tsui Pier. "Police officers deemed the case unsuspicious." I'm no detective, but I would have thought it's rather hard to decapitate yourself with no arms or legs. 🤷‍♂️ #JustSayin '

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2 years

The autism spectrum kid coming home from a play date and saying "I think I did good dad, I don't think they hate me" made me cry. Both with happiness and sadness.

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2 years

I'm angry a three-year-old and four-year-old died needlessly. I'm angry that the entire 5th wave was caused by quarantining arrivals for 21 days in hotels. I'm angry that there has been no government effort to get the elderly vaccinated.

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2 years

I'm slightly concerned there's going to be a day in the near future that I wished Sophia Chan was still Secretary for Health, and that is frankly terrifying. 😱

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2 years

Today I have been accused of being; a) apolitical (guilty as charged, at least publicly) b) an expat (guilty as charged, but it's a lazy moniker) and c) a grifter I have NEVER asked anyone for money, so this seriously pisses me off. You can hate me, but don't be a fuckhead.

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2 years

If I was going to The Carrie Lam Show on Tuesday... My question would be: 👇

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2 years

How cool is this! A whale shark spotted in Hong Kong waters. (📍Kwo Chau Islands)

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1 year

Hong Kong having a shocker today. • FoodPanda deliveryman killed in traffic accident • St Stephen's schoolgirl had to be talked down from the roof of the school • construction worker in Chai Wan fell 10m and died • body found floating off North Point pier It's only 12.30pm

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2 years

It's been 15 hours in quarantine (🤞 48 hrs to go!) and I'm already bored. Hats off to those brave souls who did 21 days. You psychopaths.

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2 years

RTHK English bringin' back the sass.

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1 year

Mainland tourist tries to barge his way into Michelin-starred "Yat Lok Restaurant", attacking the owner. Meets the owner's sons. 🥊 We've run the numbers to compile this video. 🔊 on.

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2 years

Cursed Whatsapp sticker.

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11 months

I'm starting a new thread called "that'll buff right out". A thread of ridiculously expensive cars crashing in Hong Kong. First up, a white Ferrari in TKO. #ThatllBuffRightOut

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2 years

I'm angry our healthcare staff are worked to the bone, day and night, and the only response is to beg for retired healthcare staff to help. I'm angry that the messaging a month ago was "the virus is under control", when the village idiot knew it wasn't.

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2 years

"Welcome to Hong Kong. Fuck this form up and we'll throw you in jail or fine you. Or both. Have a pleasant stay."

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1 year

Is there not one person in the Hong Kong governmment that says, "ahhh, hang on a minute, that really reads like..." meh hong kong

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2 years

There's a govt press release gloating about giving out 17 x $5000 fines to domestic helpers today, but I can't tweet it out on the other account without using the words "bunch" and "c*%ts"

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2 years

No-one notices other people coughing quite like someone with less than two weeks before returning to Hong Kong. Humans cough a LOT.

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1 year

Time for my regularly scheduled Thursday rant... THAT WAS THE BIGGEST PILE OF HORSE SHIT I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO IN A WHILE. Fuck me, the gaslighting was truly off the scale.

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2 years

My biggest question is why are people in Beijing allowed outdoors without masks yet we've been stuck with the stupid fucking rule for 2 years.

Man filmed stopping Olympian Eileen Gu says he was protecting her from traffic

A man in a viral video who stopped Olympic champion Eileen Gu from crossing an intersection in Beijing has said he just wanted to ensure her safety after online criticism.

www.scmp.com

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2 years

I have a new twitter header photo!

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1 year

Lack of tourists will do that.

HKIA

@hkairport

1 year

Is it just us, or do perfectly balanced images like this one bring instant calm? #hkia #hkairport #hongkongairport #hkg #aviation #airport #terminal

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8 months

There's a new whale in Hong Kong waters. I'm not going to tell you where or what type, coz last time you ran over the poor fucker with your boat.

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@TripperheadToo

2 years

No. No we couldn't. Thanks for the question.

South China Morning Post

@SCMPNews

2 years

Could Hong Kong host an F1 grand prix? Plan for motor racing circuit near airport is submitted

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2 years

No rulers for the rulers.

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2 years

Elderly residents aren't going to survive until Easter at this rate, so that's not a problem you need to worry about, you homophobic fuck.

South China Morning Post

@SCMPNews

2 years

Elderly residents could die before getting Hong Kong public flats if gay couples granted same housing rights as heterosexual ones, lawyer argues

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A cute moment of Hong Kong zen. (📸: @MulhollandLynne , 📍Yuen Long)

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2 years

What a fucking glorious day in Hong Kong. Get outside and enjoy it.

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2 years

It was party time. Sorry to leave you all hanging. Busy night. 🥳🥳🎉🎉🪅🍾🍾🍾

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2 years

IB results in 2 minutes. Either it's party time or meltdown time. 🤞

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1 year

It's 2pm on a Wednesday and Sing Tao have already reported on four suicides. The Hong Kong government loves talking about how "every life is precious", but never mentions the staggering rise in the number of suicides during the pandemic.

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1 year

The biggest problem in Hong Kong today. (Via Chaotic Hong Kong Expats on Facebook)

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2 years

AFP pulling no punches with that headline.

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2 years

"expected to win" Expert coverage from SCMP.

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2 years

Until today, I had this little conspiracy theory running through my head. Now I'm almost convinced. Carrie is going scorched earth policy on the way out. Good luck reversing all these measures John.

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10 months

"The train from Fo Tan to Lok Ma Chau is now boar-ding."

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2 years

I swear to god HK Quarantine Support Group is turning into HK Moms.

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2 years

Finally got to wear my mask without fear of being hassled by you-know-who. (I bought the mask during the Olympics as support for Team 🇭🇰 btw)

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2 years

Why does Regina Ip wear two watches?

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1 year

Golden Week in Macau is lit. 🔥

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2 years

"Us"

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2 years

At least 10 police enforcing the "no more than 2 person gathering" rule. #ironyisdead (📸: Sing Tao)

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1 year

The government can easily show that Hong Kong is back by pointing out that our taxi drivers (after three years of the public propping them up) are once again being massive c*nts. Clearest indication I've seen that we're now in the "new normal". #HelloHongKong #HelloUber

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2 years

It's a fucking glorious day in Hong Kong, I should get out and enjoy it! So I am.

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2 years

The four tourists in Hong Kong are gonna be pretty devastated.

HK Press Releases

@hkgpress

2 years

Suspension of "A Symphony of Lights"

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2 years

Replay of Nizakat's run out. Hong Kong needs to remember they're playing with the big boys now. Jadeja is an arm you do NOT run on.

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2 years

So... I bought a thing.

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1 year

And this, my friends, is why the Sweary Aaron account exists. If I didn't have somewhere to vent, I would have gone completely mad many moons ago.

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2 years

Hong Kong: Close the beaches Australia: tens of thousands of unmasked people in the crowd of a football game

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11 months

It's a meme within a meme, within a meme...

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2 years

Sounds like Mother wants to turn Hong Kong into a giant p̷r̷i̷s̷o̷n̷ "isolation facility". Pfft. And you lot were worried we were all going to sent across the border...

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2 years

Hope she's not taking the English exam.

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2 years

Sometimes the SCMP comment section delivers. #CEelection

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2 years

And yet the restaurants on the pier are jammed packed. #AsiasClownCity

Eric Wishart

@EricWishart

2 years

A security guard making sure no children use play equipment on a sunny Sunday afternoon at Discovery Bay beach in #HongKong . The playground and beach are closed as part of Covid social distancing measures.

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"Calm down, you only have 30,000 followers." Wise words from my mother, who is enjoying a free trip to Singapore. 🙄

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