Every fucking year I root for the damn Celtics… and what do I get in return? I get fucked, no spit, no lube. Guess what imma do next year 😒
#BleedGreen
Just donated to “Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure.” We must get rid this deadly disease
Me over here talking about getting a bowling ball w claudia and all the research I’ve done. This mf asks what color and I’m over here like 😲🤔😐… I forgot the most important part
So I’m the type of person that won’t look at my bank account because I know I got it, it’s never an issue with cash. Plus I got an app that saves money for me on top of what I save anyway. I started notucing my numbers dipping a lil bit… I’m embarrassed to say but bro..
My mother be calling my phone and saying stupid shit like “Hydeia, this is your mother” 🤦🏽♀️ like ma’am… i have you saved under “mommy” why wouldn’t i know it’s you? 😂😂😂