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Tobias "Substack" For Now

6 months

Deep breath. I profiled @Camila_Cabello for @papermagazine . She's rebranding. I'm sure you noticed. The forthcoming album is far stranger, cooler and more surprising than I could ever predict. Only time will tell.

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CAN’T QUIT CAMILA 💚

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@Tobiasfornow

1 month

on a human level - if I became as famous as Chappell Roan as quickly as she did I would become the joker within, like 2 days

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Lena Dunham, we are in alignment.

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CHARLI XCX X LORDE GIRL, SO CONFUSING REMIX

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1 month

she should limit social media use and move w the understanding that she’s like Theeee pop star but I have so many mutuals w ha …. She was a normal indie pop LA girlie I’d meet out and abt like one year ago …. I’d become an EVIL porson…..

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4 months

A Paloma w this queen would change me

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6 months

Pop crave bestie … I’ve never seen u quote at this length!!! Thank u💜

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 months

Paper Magazine’s @Tobiasfornow describes Camila Cabello’s new album: “Admittedly, I was initially confused, but as it played on, I became entranced by its bold abandon. The production is sparse, mainly relying on thick layers of piano and sharp-edged drums that pound with

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8 months

I interviewed Parvati. For a story that includes the return of The Natalie Bolton. My whole life is right here in this piece of writing. Black widows for LIFE 🕷️💗!!!

Parvati Proves Nice Girls Don't Win

Survivor's black widow dishes on going public with her queer relationship, The Traitors and being the perennial cool girl of reality TV.

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6 months

Cabello Nation plz be nice to me. I'm scared

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6 months

PAPER Writer @Tobiasfornow stuns in recent photo as the first journalist to be tagged and quoted at length by @PopCrave

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 months

Paper Magazine’s @Tobiasfornow describes Camila Cabello’s new album: “Admittedly, I was initially confused, but as it played on, I became entranced by its bold abandon. The production is sparse, mainly relying on thick layers of piano and sharp-edged drums that pound with

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3 months

THIS IS MY SONG YALL WILL GAG 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫❤️🫶🫶🫶🫶!!!!!!!

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@Camila_Cabello

3 months

but this gloss i got is cute and tasty, she’s an extra, I’m your leading lady 💌 💌 💌 💌 💌

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2 years

Was an absolute dream to talk to Kelon, the mind and magic behind Terri Joe for @papermagazine Terri is simply the best, the funniest, the most thrilling running bit on the internet. Welcome to the Terri-verse! We’re floating in her orbit

Terri Joe Isn't Iconic, She's Psyiconic

Welcome to the Terri-verse.

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1 year

It's Blizzy Seasonnnn <3 ! For @papermagazine I chatted with internet and IRL legend @blizzy_mcguire about troll Twitter, coining eternal internet references and how to win the IDGAF wars. Was an absolute privilege to chat with thee superstar

It's Blizzy Season

The 22-year-old tweet genius, TikTok prophet and rising fashion it-girl has truly influenced us all.

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@Tobiasfornow

6 months

Camilizers spamming me like “give us more tea on CC4 🎀” 😑 I wrote a 2,500 word album preview my dear 😭 it’s giving pure insatiable ravenous GREED 😫😫😫

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8 months

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6 months

what do yall think? lol (im seeing the vid for the first time too . . )

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6 months

FT. @playboicarti I 🫶LUV🫶 IT🫶

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6 months

One of the most insane experiences of my life 😭😭😭😭

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6 months

@Tobiasfornow we will protect you!

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@Tobiasfornow

1 year

idk maybe being reliant on fickle algorithms and pushing cheap clip-ready mood music is not the culture shifting recipe u thought it was?????

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@PopBase

1 year

Music executives tell Billboard that they are worried and depressed as the industry struggles to find big artist breakthroughs, noting Olivia Rodrigo and Ice Spice as the last recently successful ones. “Nobody knows how to break music right now… Each person I talk to in the

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@Tobiasfornow

7 months

like, I earned my spot in Heaven💜

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4 months

Asked my grandma what kind of cake she wanted for her 85th birthday and she said “a simple one, made by pure hands” ???? 😭😭

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3 months

My press pass tea…

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3 months

Me to my straight boy childhood best friend after he produces “I luv it”, “Greedy” and “Everything is Romantic”

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@Tobiasfornow

8 months

Parvati Shallow on Queerness 🥹🏳️‍🌈 the coolest ever

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@Tobiasfornow

6 months

my camila article, my before sunrise romance, my Montreal trip, my green point rave on a Wednesday kiki, my Cynthia Nixon theatrical spiral, my Shakshuka era … oh sister when it rains it pours . . . and life feels good when u let the water hit ya!

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

2 years

can someone write an exposé on who's funding Big Pickleball bc ????

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3 months

how Im listening to NPR’s terry gross like

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

10 months

Alsooo breaking now on all platforms: im a contributing writer for @papermagazine 💗 thankful and excited and ready to WRITE ✍️🙌 hmu artists, PR xx

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

1 year

I wrote about the slow death of the pop star and what we lose when music no longer becomes the pulsing heart of culture <3

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@Tobiasfornow

1 year

Was an absolute dream talking to Thee @slayyyter for @InterviewMag 💗!!! Rlly thankful for Slayyyter’s generosity and openness here as we dissected the “Hollywood Sausage Factory”, pop today + her album! It’s out tmo and as u can probs tell, it’s amazing!!

Slayyyter on Fame, Starfucking, and Defying the Hyperpop Label

"People hate to admit that they ogle over celebrities and celebrity culture," says Slayyyter, whose new album "STARFUCKER" explores her own rise to fame.

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

26 days

Twitter w/o Brazilians is like an angel without its wings, a college without its students, a forest with no trees 😫

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

26 days

Brazil's Supreme Court announces that anyone using VPN to access Twitter/X will be fined up to $8,874 a day, following its suspension.

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

10 months

I put my literature degree to use and did some master's-degree-level analysis of the one and only @PopCrave ! This is a guide to the poetics of Pop Crave <3

Paper Magazine

@papermagazine

10 months

A Literary Guide to @PopCrave

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9 months

mark RUFFALO 💜

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@Tobiasfornow

3 months

the cool internet gen z writer intelligentsia is secretly texting me of their seatedness for c, xoxo . . . there's a quiet revolution in our midst . . . mark my words, the eve is nigh!!!

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@Tobiasfornow

6 months

I’m sorry but you haven’t experienced the pure mania/bliss of receiving roughly 1,000 tweets per minute solely in Portuguese and Hindi 💜

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

4 years

I don’t miss parties I miss straight girls thinking I’m the funniest person alive for my level-one gay guy jokes

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@Tobiasfornow

1 year

@f_0000000000000 not annotations !

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8 months

We get to see Parvati Shallow manipulate and destroy a man on reality TV. You must understand this happens every ten years to ensure a proper harvest and avoid the unthinkable famine

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1 year

Oh cool the CEO of Spotify is sharing a quote about the beauty of music! I bet it’s by Mahler or Prince and not the founder of Visa????!

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2 years

Alex G one of the top 5 straight guys out there rn!!!!!!

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2 years

saw her at dtr. absolutely demolished an early riser.

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HILLARY COMING OUT OF BOTSTEINS HOUSE

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2 years

my presidential portrait !!! So diploma

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2 months

Wearing my hat that says “Bard Alum” at Pitchfork fest

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6 months

I’m the “she” miss thing, these r my words 💜

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6 months

@PopCrave @Tobiasfornow She said alot and nothing at the same time 😐

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6 months

this thread thru my article is so cute 😭

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4 years

I have raven simone posting news updates in the erykah badu v Jill Scott live stream type of energy

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Tobias "Substack" For Now

@Tobiasfornow

1 month

insane to be a pop star and talking abt critics like this 🤨 music media has been gutted for decades …. beloved ur not flopping bc a quippy take down from pitchfork. Ur flopping bc u make “feminist” nothing music w a famous predator + it sounds like selling sunset rejects ☹️

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2 years

It’s summer. the girls are reading fiction 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻💋

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1 year

This whole time she was only 22 😵‍💫⭐️ I look sad here but what a year ❤️ mwah, onwards and uppppp 🎂

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2 months

I talked to my favorite songwriter @fridahalo for @papermagazine ahead of her Pitchfork fest debut! We chatted poetry, Chicago and touring her very personal, very beautiful debut album (which was selected as my fav of 2023) <3 can't wait to see her live

Chicago's Rising Star: Kara Jackson at Pitchfork

I've always wanted to share my music with the world.

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2 years

I just feel like the Mainstream Music Industry is a vast conspiracy to sustain USC

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@Tobiasfornow

5 months

God forbid one not gag for Lewis Capaldi!!!!!

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the lady who reviewed duas album most recent reviews…. why is she even reviewing music

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2 years

4 years ❤️‍🩹 student to staff 😶

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4 years

Aw, even harvard can’t safely reopen? Hah! Should be no problem at all for ........ Bard College!!!!!! 😈😈😈😈

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@Tobiasfornow

2 months

Love that everyone is enjoying thoughtful funny critical writing about pop music ❤️ now let’s see if u can enjoy it when u disagree and not, idk, call for the writer to be sent into a sea of knives???

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katy found dead in a ditch 💀

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8 months

finally told LinkedIn I write for PAPER

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1 month

I talked to my fav band, @MagdalenaBay , about their new, epically lush space-opera-album, "Imaginal Disk", how stimulus checks funded their iconic debut, and how everything started with their high school prog rock band. For @papermagazine YAY

Magdalena Bay Take Flight

It’s heady and philosophical, but this is a Magdalena Bay album after all.

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5 months

he rlly said “lemme serve t shirt by the pier” …..

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4 years

Y’all ever get the insatiable urge in zoom class to go completely dark sided??? Like writhe on the floor, foamy mouth, eat a rusted tin can and shriek..?

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4 years

The fact that I CHOSE bard college!!! Out of options!!!!? I looked at that desolate post modern pre-k zoo and said “yes” 😔

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4 years

Academia is a DISEASE

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4 years

Hannah Arendt is trending on Twitter. Bard can finally cease to exist now.

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4 years

I just used “reified” in an essay and my professor commented, “I see this word sometimes. Have no idea what it means” Give me my diploma bitch I’ve won 😈

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4 years

Bored in zoom class? I highly suggest guessing everyone’s height

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2 months

and yet the Angels crucified me like Jesus herself when I said the same thing!!!!!!!!

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4 years

Idk how to take selfies but her skin these days ............<3

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2 months

Meeee when it’s listen to Beabadoobee O’clock

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2 years

Pop Crave I’m so 😭😭😭 like ur the New York Times idc

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4 years

3 year anniversary of InfoWars interviewing me at the LA woman’s March and making me the thumbnail of their cringe compilation ❤️ a moment in herstory 👑🙏🏻

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4 years

Student activists DESTROY triggered College President Snowflake with FACTS and LOGIC

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2 years

I love my friends in Los Angeles but y’all are simply too successful. I can’t be there. I must instead become the most ambitious young man in Providence!

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10 months

@elizamclamb pinky doll !!!

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4 years

Some of you leftists need to do some yoga with Adrienne. your vibes are OFF 😭😭😭

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5 months

Signing off on positive reviews like state approved media is literally in the top 5 evil things she’s ever done

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5 years

Every time I ask a college student how they’re doing rn and they say “ugh I have so much work😢” I want to kiss their head and set them free 🦅❤️

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2 years

excited to celebrate my 22nd international “tobias for now” day !! 🎂💗🎂

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3 years

The last thing my grandpa said before I left for abroad was “come back with a nice Jewish girl” ….. that would be so camp of me to do

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3 years

This is so upsetting !! Timothee has a chronic lack of whimsy !!

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

3 years

First Look at Timothée Chalamet in Paul King’s ‘WONKA’ origin story

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2 years

me and my good friend thesis. i love this crazy girl 🤪

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3 months

Hi, um, I interviewed John Cale??? For @papermagazine Chatted about his days enmeshed in the downtown avant garde, the Warhol factory, his protestant work ethic and being inspired by J Dilla and Earl Sweatshirt on his new album? Can't believe my life

John Cale Never Rests on His Laurels

“I am working towards the same ends as when I started when I was 14 in Wales."

www.papermag.com

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1 year

great interview coming out tmo . . . and then next week! an opus!

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4 years

from my window on Cahuenga I need LA protestors to know the cops r wanting conflict, fully armed and r backed up beyond belief!!! Saw military cars on melrose!! Stand down if ur not prepared for arrest. I love you #BlackLivesMatter #LAPROTEST

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6 years

@theneedledrop Where’s Teyana Taylor tho ? 😢

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2 years

if Hillary Clinton saw the interior of the campus she would simply turn to stone.

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5 years

Feeling straight might delete later 🤧✌🏻

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1 year

this is how I feel with my parents

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4 years

SBJFTFXFYNBU!!!!?

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3 years

Ye telling his fans to stop harassing Pete will still calling him skete is truly sending meeee

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9 months

Y’all … I profiled TikTok icon DJ Mandy for Paper, where we chatted about unlikely stardom, the intrinsic humor of DJ culture and being just ur every day student at UC Berkeley ⭐️ oh, AND THE PHOTOS!!!! SHOOT OF THE YEAR

DJ Mandy Wants Your Feedback

"I think it's helping people see that DJing is actually pretty hard."

www.papermag.com

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3 months

oomf is jealous of my glamorous homosexual lifestyle :(

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6 months

working on fancy PAPER articles in the bard college library . . . life is long but time is but a circle

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6 months

hard to explain but this whole video has such Scooby Dooby Doo energy like ..

fa୧ri୧ t୧st ‧🫧⋅☆

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6 months

rihanna bby you can keep R9 in the drafts... jojo siwa can take it from here

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2 years

“Tyler Oakley commented: ‘💯’”

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1 year

I feel a deep, spiritual, psychic resentment for this man. I don’t do para-social beef but I just feel his SoCal Jewish boy homophobia and am too familiar with it to resist!!! He’s the USC music biz program embodied. And we all know that That is the source of all evil!

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1 year

Zack Bia denies that his relationship with Olivia Rodrigo was breakup-track-worthy: “We hung out, we're both busy, and we ended up not furthering our relationship. There was never any drama, you know?”

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9 months

I went to Luna Luna — the drake-funded art amusement park with rides designed by Basquiat, Haring, Dalí etc. It was better than the "immersive Van Gogh exhibit" and other social media spectacles :)

Luna Luna Is More Than a Content Carnival

A Drake-funded venture that's genuinely gratifying to witness.

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2 years

Adriene Mishler you will never not be famous!!

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3 months

I wrote about twinks vrs. dolls, and getting spit on in the boxing ring's splash zone, and bean wrestling, and twitter lore, and toe sucking , and my glorious community and how love will always wins despite the bleak world we found ourselves within.

Twinks vs. Dolls vs. The Whole Freaking World

"This isn't a celebration of pride. This is a celebration of being shameless."

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4 months

As a close pop crave watcher I’ll have you know this a rare use of “impeccable”. Congrats team @papermagazine !!!

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