Like the fairy, but sweary 🧚🏻♀✨ Gigantic flirt with a mouth like a sailor.. I will probably call you a cunt 😘 Truly don't give a feck if I offend you 🥰
Apparently Pfizer has withdrawn from Uruguay rather than reveal the ingredients of their vaccine. Now, normies.. if that doesn't tell ya all you need to know, then what the fuck will!?!?!
Good morning cunts 😘☕
I seem to have acquired my very own Twitter troll. Apparently she's sticking up for the partners of all the men I flirt with.. my guess is I flirted with her lack and she's raging 🤣
This one's for you pet, my ugly scruffy 6am head in all its glory 😘❤️
Does anyone else have to change stations when a U2 song starts playing on the radio or is it just me that hates that twat Bono with a passion? He makes my shit itch!
I posted these Saturday, and deleted them after some scummy cunt took a pop at how skinny I am. I'm usually not one for getting offended lads, as ye well know, but that's my sore spot.
Woke up this morning though so annoyed with meself for allowing him to get to me 😂 1/2
To the pub and restaurant owners of the country - Many of the people that are actually allowed into yer establishments want a lockdown. That is how all yer businesses are going to fail.
Reminder that Friends has aged horribly & contains a lot of homo/transphobic content, especially around the Chandler character, so be careful what you share.
That said, it's a tragedy to lose Matthew Perry, especially after all he has gone through & survived with addiction. RIP
Well, it's happening..
In work and everyone is talking about how Greece is 100°C 🔥🙄 I keep mentioning arson for the shits and giggles! 😂
It's amazing what a bitta fear porn can do, it really is. They've done it again, they've broken brains!
Covid style 🥴🥴🥴
Reminder - Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says free speech is a weapon of war, and censorship is necessary to protect free speech.
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Back soon pissed and ready to wreck heads 😘🤣
And before any of ye say it... I'm obviously wearing a jacket! I don't want me nips to fall off altogether ffs 🤣
Lately on selfies I'm getting comments like, "you never show your teeth!"🤣
Correct, rare enough.. I fuckin hate my teeth, I want braces 😂
Anyway.. before the rumours start that I'm actually a gubby toothless scurvy cunt, here they are in all their overcrowded glory👇😂
Unitard was a fabulous travel choice, right up until I had to piss on the plane..😬🤣
Also, before ye start.. it's a feckin bra and a bitta pashty skin lads, I'm pissed and it's hardly fucking OF material.. calm yer knickers 😘😂
P.s..as ye can see, the tan didn't happen👻😂😂
I've been hungover to bits and stuck to the bed the last few Sundays, so meself and me fresh head are off out for some coffee, sea air, and adulting! 😁 I've a list of shit the length of me arm to do!
Happy Sunday cunts, have a lovely day ❤️
Lads I'm not denying that there's some awful shit going on over there. I just wonder are we being told the whole truth. This is MSM we're talking about here..
Lads, if you've dived into me dms offering to gimme a good seeing to, and your profile picture is a football crest, cartoon character or any other anonymous shite... ye could at least send me a fucking selfie ffs cmon like!! 🙄😂🤣
Morning cunts 😘☕
Fuckin Monday again whaaaa howwwww!?!?!
Starting work now and I'm not finished till after 9 🥴 send virtual hugs plz 🤗 I stayed off the vino all weekend lads, believe it or not.. dunno will I be at the same tonight though 😩🤣😂
Have a lovely day fuckers ❤️
Good morning cunts 😘☕
How are we all?? I could've done with another hour or 10 in the bed 😩 all you pricks with no work today.. I genuinely hope a symphony of crows wrecks your lie in... or ye piss the bed 😘😂
I'm in dire need of coffee!
Have a good one fuckers ❤️
Anti-vax misinformation is deeply harmful to public health
I'm backing
@JimBethell
's amendment which would continue the work we began when we added anti-vax to the Online Harms Bill
No longer can we simply allow this dangerous rubbish to be spouted online
My bestie had a date lastnight. Chap was lovely, said all the right things, went really well!
Til he went to the bathroom and while he was gone, she received a txt from him...
"Hey babe, with the lads I'll call you later, miss you"..
Sent it to the wrong person the twat 😂🤣
Unitard is on and she won't be coming off till I go back to work 😍 severely ideal Christmas wear 🐷😂
I'm off out to my mother's now to get pissed and eat shite. I give it 10 minutes before meself and me brother are fucking killing each other 😂
HAPPY PISSMAS CUNTS 🥂🥳❤️
Morning cunts 😘☕
Meself and me uggs are en route to Dublin for work.. fuck my life! Little pitstop here now, my bloodstream was crying out for some caffeine 😂 honest to God though, wish it was wine! Roll on home time I'm already fit for me bed 😴
Have a lovely day fuckers ❤️
Got me roots done, got me brows fixed, and I *may* even shtick on a bitta fake tan so these milk bottle, Casper legs don't blind half of Derby..
I'm way too sound for me own good sometimes 😇🥰😂
Morning cunts 😘☕
Missed her so much 🥰🚘 Although, of course it's "freezing the little arsehole off me" kinda weather out, the first morning I don't have the feckin heated seats ffs 🙄🥶🤣
But sure look what harm, back to basics where I belong 🥰🤣
Happy Friday fuckers ❤️
It's sunny out, so I've ripped meself up outta bed. I'm off out to do a bitta beach hopping and take full advantage of me fancy pants courtesy car while I still have it 🥰 tenner says it starts pissing out the second me arse hits the heated seat 😂
Have a lovely day fuckers ❤️
A cry for help 😡 a fucking cry for help???? Fuck right off!!!!
Going off the rails on the sesh might be a cry for help... isolating yourself from the world might be a cry for help....
Randomly stabbing an unsuspecting stranger is ABSOLUTELY NOT A CRY FOR HELP!!!
Good morning you pack of hungover cunts 😘☕
I must be the only person on here that wasn't drinking lastnight 😂 hope yer all being driven demented by crow cunts, bin lorries or mental children 😇🤣 2 more days till I'm off, bring on the wine 🥳
Happy Good Friday fuckers ❤️
Good morning cunts 😘☕
Happy Sunday ❤️ although personally I'd argue the happy part.. I'm 2 hours into my day, work on Sundays should be illegal 😩
Hope yer all enjoying yer lie ins ye pack of fuckers 🙄😂
Morning Cuntys 😘 Happy Friiiidayyyyyyyyy 🥳
I'm in great humour for a change 😂 strapped firmly into holiday mode! Even wore some cheery colours.. feels weird 🤣
Roll on 3 pm and I get a bottle of vino down me neck 🥂 Have a lovely day you legends 🤗😘😘
Dya know what really pisses me off.. this is the best I've looked and felt in the last 3 years, and I can never use the actual picture again cos of that gigantic CUNT next to me 😂
Why is it that you always look best in pictures with exes?? 🙄 need a professional photoshopper 😂
My mother, double jabbed, flu jabbed, and pneumonia jabbed had to go for a covid test (again) yesterday 😂 she's fine, headcold symptoms, but it seems the more jabs she gets, the more she picks up🤔 madness
I'm once again being a boring cunt on a bank holiday weekend. Swear I'm an 80 year old on the inside😂
Throwback to when I used to have a social life, and actually looked somewhat daycent of a Saturday.. aww good times 🥰🤣
Glass in hand, FINALLY!
Cheers fuckers🥂😘
Morning cunts 😘☕
Happy Friiiidaaaaaay 🥳🥂
I'm getting horrifically shitfaced tonight!! I have two whole days to recover so warning, I'll probably be on one tonight 😘🤣
Also, Friday the 13th lads... stay alert, Krueger might be creeping 😂
Have a good one fuckers ❤️
Happy Halloween cunts 👻😈🎃
I'm throwing it right back to 2015 today, the last time I made any real effort 🦇😂
Countdown is on 🥳 2 and a half weeks till I'm reunited with my partner in crime 🥰
Have a lovely day fuckers and avoid black cats, ladders, and the wokes 😘😂
Lads, is it just me or are the headlights on some newer cars blinding as fuck? Now these eyeballs have witness some pretty damaging shit in their time but feck me I'll soon need sunglasses in the evenings 😎🤣🤣