Daizan Maeda is the only guy in Scottish football that can get a season ending injury then come back a week later.
The guy lives life on fast forward ๐๐๐ฏ๐ต
Kevin De Bruyne:
"The game I'm most looking forward to? Definitely Celtic, I've always been a huge admirer of them and of course they are the only Scottish team to do a European treble or more like ourselves. Biggest club in Scotland".
What a guy ๐๐๐ง๐ช
Tell you right now, if/when we go on to win the league after all the inuries to key players, the board trying to fuck us in Jan and the discontent months back it will be the greatest in decades and the manager and players deserve every ounce of praise that will come their way ๐
Zinedine Zidane:
If I could choose one club to go back in time and play for it would be Celtic, not many people know this but my Dad supported them, I try to watch as many games as possible. Their fans are magnificent and they are the biggest in Scotland.
Respect big man ๐ซ๐ท๐
Goes unnoticed but there's 100's of thousands of fans out there dealing with all sorts of issues everyday wether it be depression, family or personal problems that look to Celtic for an escape and a bit of happiness. That win was for all of you.
Fucking love this club ๐๐๐
๐ต๐ด EXCLUSIVE: GLASGOW RANGERS FC have agreed a deal to sign Korean u21 winger Rae Jin Hun from Pohang Steelers.
The hitman rejected offers from Roma, Inter Milan and Alloa.
The fee is believed to be between ยฃ4m-ยฃ5m but will be paid over 30 years in installments
LETS GO ๐ฐ๐ท
Hearing Rangers fans singing "Die ya Fenian bastard" to a guy that's down with a serious head injury and throwing glass bottles at Youann is vile. Even worse considering one of their own fans tragically died the other day.
Dregs of society ๐ท
Brendan Rodgers is leagues above what Walter Smith was as a manager it's not even close. BR has more trebles, a better win percentage and broke more records. Walter Smith made a career off parking the bus. Davie Martindale with a budget.
Decent guy Smith but hugely overrated ๐
Summer:
Frimpong ยฃ12m-ยฃ15m
O'Riley ยฃ20m-ยฃ25m
CL ยฃ50m-ยฃ60m
Merch, ST etc
Rangers will need spend most their budget on Sima to stand still. Will most likely lose Butland. Still have to pay ยฃ4m for Diomande. Need a huge rebuild
It would set them back years if we win this title
How f*cking good was the big man. Some legit world class performances for us and easily the best goal keeper we've seen in Scotland since Boruc. There's a reason Messi wanted him at Barca. We were blessed to have him and VVD at the back.
Actually got called up for England๐๐๐
"Rodgers hasn't came up against a decent Rangers team with a decent manager".
Didn't we just beat them under Clement months back? Pretty sure he beat Gerrard as well ๐ค๐
Kyogo has more Champions League Group stage goals than the whole Rangers squad combined..
Kyogo also has more Glasgow Derby goals than the whole Rangers squad combined..
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Most money
Most Social media followers
Most fans worldwide
Biggest stadium
European cup/CL trophy
Most trebles
Most 9inarows
Best managers
Best players
Best looking fans
Better morals
Best record in Europe overall
We are the biggest and most successful team in Scotland ๐
Pep Guardiola laughing at a reporter for asking if Man City fans could create an atmosphere like Celtic Park ๐
The list of praise for our fans and stadium is second to none ๐๐
Joe Hart:
X2 English Premier Leagues titles
X1 FA Cup
X2 English League Cups
X2 Scottish Premer League Titles
X1 Scottish Cup
X2 Scottish League Cups
X3 GK of the Season
X1 Golden Glove
75 England caps
Legend of a guy
Hands down the greatest English GK of this generation ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Clement has a worse record than Beale and GVB.
He also has the worst style of play I think I've ever seen. Hoof ball, just Livingston with a few better players. Clements gone in October/November.
Bookmark this ๐
2 Rangers fans got sacked at work today for snorting gear in the toilets, ten of us stood up and sang "Go home ya huns go home". One of them then proceeded to walk face first into a pillar ๐
Another win for the good guys ๐๐ช
Make no mistake that is a sickener for the buns today, they expected us to lose. Had the harder game of the the two and managed to stretch the goal difference. Hatate, Kuhn and CCV were excellent.
Top of the league looking down on the Rangers ๐๐ถ
They've got Lana Wolf, we've got Michelle Keegan, levels ๐
We shit on Rangers in every department on and off the field. There isn't a single thing they are better than us at.
Feel free to prove me wrong I'll wait ๐๐
Saying it right now, we'll sign this boy for around ยฃ4m-ยฃ5m and he'll go on to help us win the treble and qualify for the CL play offs. Bookmark this ๐
Adam Ibrah ๐๐๐ฎ๐ช
About 4 VAR calls, penalty, red card, as much time as you like added on till they score. I better never hear huns moonhowling about ref conspiracies ever again ๐คฃ
Celtic are the most successful team in the UK with the most trophies won in the 21st century with 38 trophies won and 2nd most successful team from the top 10 leagues behind only Bayern Munich.
We are massive. Scotlands pride and joy ๐๐
Question:
Why is it Celtic fans in general are all loyal, respectful, family orientated, good looking people up for a laugh (other than the small minority).
Yet you look across the city and majority of Rangers fans are aggressive, hateful, weird and angry?
Always baffled me
"It's Friday night, fancy the pub"?
"Nah mate gonny take wee Splinter upto Celtic Park in the pishing rain and pretend he's a wild rat for likes on twitter".
I'm sorry but if you think I want to adopt 'Simply the Best' as our new song you'd be absolutely f*cking correct..
That is the ultimate kick in the teeth. I'm all for that shit ๐๐๐ถ
Adam Idah won us that cup n this league.
The boys got raw ability, 6ft 3, strong, fast, good with his feet, movements improved the goal yesterday was Kyogoesque. He reminds me of a mix between Sutton and Edouard. He's still young, finishing will get even better.
Sign him up ๐ช
Seeing thousands of huns having the meltdown of all meltdowns over the past 12 hours has been sensational ๐คฃ
Well done
@HibernianFC
no be long till those animals are banned from every stadium in the country
#hunmeltdown
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Just took ยฃ1500 off a Rangers fan on online poker. Begged me in the chat to let him win half of it back as it was for his season ticket. Said no chance I'm using to buy my own ST. He then lost the plot and called me a 19th century terrorist.
Have a wonderful day peasant ๐
Everyone bar huns agree that Celtic is the biggest club in Scotland
Since 2000
Millions more followers/fans on social media
Way more money
22 more trophies won
Better players sold
Bigger stadium
Better managers
Better CL record
More trebles
Rangers aren't relevant anymore.
Having these 2 back in training is massive for the run in. If Hatate and CCV stayed fit for a full season we win the treble unbeaten and possibly get out our CL group. We've had the worst luck in the country with injuries this year.
Honest opinion on next Sunday
Celtic have a better first XI
Rangers have better depth
Celtic are a better footballing team
Both have shite defences
Rangers are dangerous with long balls and that's our achillies heal
CCV and Hatate back are massive.
Would take a draw.
When Celtic win the double this season we will officially be the most successful team in Europe going by hun logic as we've won the European cup and all the trophies. Rodgers will be the man to do it.
The meltdown will me massive ๐๐คญ
Always loved wee Strachs. Could listen to him talk all night. Some superb content from the award ceremony. This and Larsson's segments being my top picks ๐๐๐ฅ
Gordon Strachan on fine wise-cracking form during the Celtic Player of the Year Awards at the Hydro in Glasgow tonight - with a hilarious story about Matt O'Riley.
The full video on YT contains some more funny stories.