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Theresa Zoe Williams

@TheresaZoe

2 years

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Theresa Zoe Williams

@TheresaZoe

2 years

Send up a quick prayer for my dad if you see this please

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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9 months

In your charity, please remember the soul of my father, Jerry, in your prayers. He went to the Lord in his sleep last night

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

6yo: Mommy, do I finally get to receive the Eucharist next year? Me: Yes, you’ll prepare all year for your First Communion and then receive for the first time at a special mass. 6yo: And then I get to receive Jesus forever? Everyday until I’m done on earth?? Me: Every day 💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Today my daughter, the one with oppositional defiant disorder and a visual processing disorder, said she sometimes wishes she was never created because this is too much and too hard. We cried together. She’s 9. If you could pray for her and us, we’d be grateful.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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9 months

Hospice care has started for my dad 😞 his name is Jerry

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 months

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Guess who’s on her way to get de-paganized!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

So Penny and I each had some complications last night. We’re doing better but have to stay in the hospital today and overnight again. If you could keep us in your prayers, that we continue to improve, I’d appreciate it 💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Let me tell you something that’ll blow your mind: many of the virgin martyrs were probably raped or sexually violated and yet the Church upholds their virginity bc she knows that virginity/chastity/virtue cannot be taken away by violence. The Church affirms the dignity of victims

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

My uncle is actively dying all alone in Seattle and my cousin and her family aren’t allowed to see or be with him. He may not even live long enough to get his COVID test results back. Can’t even drink from a sponge. Please pray for Stan and my incredible cousin Paula

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Well, say a prayer for us. Jess and I just tested positive for covid

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

There are Catholics everywhere at this inauguration and that is incredible. They are not perfect Catholics and maybe not even “good” Catholics, but they are Catholics. Just as we are not perfect or good Catholics. Christ’s mercy rains on us all. This is still a very good day.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Introducing Penny Annalise Mariae. Protected under the patronage of Mary Maris Stella 💜 ⚓️ 🌟

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Es in the chat (for Eucharist) for my son Peter who received his First Holy Communion today!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

If you all would say a prayer for my friend and her children, her husband has died

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

If you could say a prayer for me, I’d appreciate it. I’m really going through it right now

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Thinking pictures of breastfeeding babies and moms are immodest is a symptom of porn brain

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

For the first time since the age of reason, please welcome Peter into the NO SIN GANG!!! Ws in the chat!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Immediate prayers for my dad, please

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

My dad suffered heat stroke last week and was in the hospital for 6 days. We also found out he’s had Parkinson’s for a few years. He’s been transferred to a rehabilitation center now but I ask for your continued prayers for him and our family.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Send up a couple prayers for my family please? Very difficult situation

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

I GOT IN!!!! I’VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO UCLA’S ONLINE WRITING FOR LATE NIGHT COMEDY CERTIFICATE PROGRAM OMG OMG OMGOMG 😱😭😱💜😭😭😱💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

A theology degree is not a replacement for faith. It is not a replacement for wisdom or understanding or virtue, either.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Lest we forget that today is also the feast day is St. Martin de Porres, here is a beautiful depiction of him by Vicente Moya Gallego (he can be found on Instagram by that name). St. Martin de Porres, pray fervently for us today.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Me calling the school: Peter will be out today. School: What’s going on with him? Me: He’s venerating the relics of a saint in our faith tradition. School: *long pause* So he’s, he’s…uh, he’s out of town? Me: Yes

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Pls pray for a coworker’s family. They’ve had a rough pregnancy & baby has some issues (mom is abt 27 weeks). They found out this week that they were actually triplets. The other 2 had to be delivered immediately & died. They’re praying desperately for the other baby’s survival

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Friends of ours found out their 3yo has muscular dystrophy. Please pray for their whole family (he has 2 big brothers and a little sister) and sweet Elijah.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

All I have to say is, don’t send your kids or go yourself to Franciscan University of Steubenville

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Lots of ppl leave the Catholic Church as adults. What if it’s less because they “can’t handle it” and more because we as the Church have failed them with poor catechesis and not making the Good New look very good.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

The more I read St. Thérèse, the more I love her: “Perfect charity consists in putting up with others’ mistakes, and not being scandalized by their faults.”

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

All checked in for surgery. Gonna pray the Liturgy of the Hours in the waiting room and then just hope for the best

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Not doing so hot here. Could use some spare prayers 💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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10 months

Need immediate prayers for my dad. It seems he’s had another mini stroke and is now in active decline/actively dying.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

When she died, my mom was studying to be a lay Franciscan. Even though she hadn’t made her final promises yet, she was buried as a Franciscan and I think that’s just amazing

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

When asked, “How are you?” I often, and truthfully, reply, “I’m good.” Bc in the grand scheme of things I am. But I am not okay right now and admitting this is hard. I know it’s passing; that strengthens me. But in this moment, my family needs prayers (among so many other things)

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Prayers please, for my daughter’s first grade class. One of their classmates, Dirk, passed away yesterday. So prayers for his family, too.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Prayers please. My friend with covid is getting worse and her mother, who has bad diabetes, has now tested positive.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Last year on Valentine’s Day I was not pregnant This year on Valentine’s Day I have a 3 month old

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Please, emergency prayers for a friend and her children. I beg you.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

My brother-in-law has been diagnosed with covid. Please keep him in your prayers and pray my sil and wee baby niece do not get it

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Overheard the kids playing 6yo: We need to help Boba Fett know Jesus 5yo: Ok that’s a good idea *incoherent mumblings about Jesus* 6yo *exasperated*: Now he’s saying God doesn’t exist and he’s gonna feed us to the sarlacc 🙄 5yo: Guess we’ll just have to shoot him

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

I knew that I needed this person, I knew she’d fill my heart in a new way but I just had no clue in what way and how good she’d be. Eternally grateful for this little person

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

The Ultimate Catholic Apologist would have: Mary’s humility Mary’s wisdom Mary’s gentleness Mary’s confidence Mary’s eloquence St. Joseph’s silence Am I missing anything?

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

Jehovah’s Witnesses come to my door: Do you know about the Good News? Me, pointing to my saints shirt: Actually, I’m Catholic so yes JWs: Do you know about God the Father? Me: I have my degree in theology JWs: *proceed to engage me* *Very surprised I know Scripture*

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

No more oxygen tank!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

14 years ago my mom died. She slipped down the stairs and hit her head and that was it. I lost my mom and my best friend in one fell swoop. She never got to meet my now husband, let alone my kids.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

She has received the Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And she ain’t never going back! Alleluia! Praised be God in this Sacrament Most Holy!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

If you guys could spare a prayer for a friend, Tressa, who is leaving a psychologically abusive domestic situation. I’d be grateful. She needs to find a new living situation for her and her three kids within two weeks

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

Satan: I will give you all the riches, power, and knowledge of the world if you will bow down to me Jesus:

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Please keep us in prayer as Jess looks for a new job. He is being laid off.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

It’s depressing that Catholics think the death penalty in this country is fine. Catholic teaching grants the death penalty only when there is no other way to safeguard the good of the ppl. It’s to be used as defense, not retribution. We’re never owed someone’s life no matter what

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Say a quick prayer for my little 8yo son. He’s about to make his stage debut as a villager in Beauty and the Beast!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

I’ve got Catholic guilt and also I’m-bisexual-but-I’m-safe-because-I’m-in-a-hetero-facing-marriage guilt. You cannot hurt me. I hurt me plenty.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

10 years ago today, on the Feast of Our Lady, Undoer of Knots (proving that Our Lady had her hand in every step of this child’s life— ask me how), I became a mother for the first time. Press H to wish Ruby a happy double digits!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 months

bene jesuit trickster 📿✨

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2 months

✨✨IT'S MEME MONDAY✨✨ Drop the most recent meme(s) in your camera roll!

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 months

So we’re pro-life except when it comes to state sanctioned executions. Am I getting that right?

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

*clears throat* I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Penny and her first marshmallow: A story in 4 parts

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Please pray. My best friend’s father is dying. He’s been a second father to me my whole life. He helped me overcome my fears and got me on my first inverted rollercoaster. My kids call him Gruncle Tom (for “grumpy uncle”). And of course I can’t be there.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

I’m getting nervous about surgery. I’m attached to my right hand, it’s the one I write with! And if something goes wrong and I can’t write anymore, what will I do? Idk but I suppose that will be my little offering to God. Pray for my surgeon that he have deft hands

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

I just got some medical information that I will now need to make some big decisions about. If you would keep me in your prayers, I’d appreciate it

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

They’re here!!!! Holding my own book is a trip, man

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Pregnancy isn’t a vulnerability. It’s a freaking superpower🤰🏻🦹‍♀️

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Too gay for the straights Too straight for the gays Too secular for the Catholics Too Catholic for the seculars …Right where God wants me

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5 years

Guess what?

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Being a bi Catholic is a trip

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

Never forget

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Going to Pittsburgh today to see my ailing dad. Prayers appreciated

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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9 months

Today I have the eulogy at my father’s funeral. I am glad to use my voice and my words to bring comfort to his family and friends and to glorify God. One of the hardest things I’ve ever done though

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

If you had any doubts about how much the baby looks like me, she just unlocked my iPhone with her face

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Somehow my children have lost a whole couch cushion. Not one of the throw pillows but the actual massive cushion you put your butt on

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Thanks to the EMHC who apparently doesn’t know that crossing your arms over your chest is the universal sign for someone not receiving, my son inadvertently received his first communion today

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

If you want to be holy, give to the poor If you want to be holy, love the marginalized If you want to be holy, grieve with the mourners If you want to be holy, pray for mercy upon your soul

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Spare a prayer for my dad? Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s have made him decline again. Trying to go see him as soon as possible

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Anyone who says you can’t be friends with the opposite sex before or after marriage is just unrepentantly horny. Do not at me.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

If you could spare a prayer for my husband Jess, I’d appreciate it. He’s having a really rough day today

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

Been emo for days. Probably gonna have an anxiety attack in a few days. Send up a prayer for ya girl if you think of it

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

Soul of Christ, sanctify me Body of Christ, save me Blood of Christ, inebriated me Water from the side of Christ, wash me Passion of Christ, strength me Oh good Jesus, hear me Within Thy wounds, hide me Permit me not to be separated from Thee From the wicked foe, defend me...

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

It is my 35th birthday and I wanna see your faces all day long! Drop your beautiful mugs below

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Just a little psa but women are not here for your entertainment and enjoyment.

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6 years

The 4yo doesn’t have a lot of things memorized but he does know all the words to: 1) Hail Mary 2) Prayer before meals 3) Prayer for the souls in purgatory 4) Rock the Casbah 5) Should I Stay or Should I Go

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Non-life-threatening but we could use a bunch of prayers for a miracle right now

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1 year

He got a second interview!

Theresa Zoe Williams

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1 year

Prayers please! Jess is headed into an interview for a job he really wants

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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5 years

Sneak peek of the newborn photos we had taken 💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

Traditional Lenten Catholic lunch

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4 years

Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell Kissing will not send you to hell

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 months

As a bisexual Catholic, I feel like I should say something about the blessings for same-sex couples but it’s like whatever. It just reaffirms that everyone deserves basic dignity and respect. So if everyone could chill out…

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

I have officially graduated from UCLA’s professional program in screenwriting! Certificate is in the mail

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2 years

Say a quick prayer for me if you see this? Walking in to my surgery consult for my thumb and I’m nervous

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

I say this with immense sorrow at not being able to receive my Lord in the Eucharist for at least the next few weeks, but: Suspend all *public* masses in the US for a time. Remember, too, and don’t despair, that *every* mass (even private) is offered for *all* the faithful.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

5yo: Were you born with that writing on your wrists? Me: No, those are tattoos. Someone put them on me with a needle and special ink 5yo: Will you have to put a tattoo on me?? Me: No, you only get them if you want them when you’re bigger 5yo: Phew! I just want Jesus right now

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Why do the “don’t force your opinion on me crowd” always try to force their opinion on you?

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4 years

Whew 12 years. It’s always hard to believe it’s been this long. I’ve literally lived a whole life without my mom. This is the last picture of us, taken in 2007, less than a year before she was gone. Oh Mommabear, I miss you.

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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4 years

LOOK AT MY BABY 😍🥰💜

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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3 years

A great lie of the business of abortion is making people think that it’s its own source, that if we just cut off supply demand will instantly go away. In reality, abortion is a symptom of a society that has no compassion for any of its people. Fix the other problems, fix abortion

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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2 years

Can you all say a dumb prayer for me? That the price of flights goes down so I can go to California at the end of this month and celebrate my cousin’s wedding

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Theresa Zoe Williams

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6 years

*6yo “catechizing” 4yo* 6: When you die, angels will take you to heaven. But you only get to go to heaven if you love God. That’s easy, tho bc He’s very lovable *4yo nods along happily* 6: We have to take care of our bodies. Bacon is delicious but it’s a treat. Time to exercise!

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10 months

This is it. My dad has been taken to the hospital. On our way to Pittsburgh to see him

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