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Kirstie Allsopp says detached houses should be banned because they are not 'environmentally practical' and lead to loss of community feeling, according to an interview in Mail. Posh people always seem to know what's best for the rest of us, don't they?

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I love working with Coleen Nolan and we’ve never had a single disagreement- sorry if that’s not ‘news’ xx

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I am proud to have Coleen Nolan as a friend- read my column on mailonline. We're seeing a shameful witch hunt xx

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Let’s be clear- the new vaccine announced by Pzfizer and Biotech was trialled by 44,000 people on three continents - and linking it to Thalidomide is just plain wrong. If you don’t want to be vaccinated that’s fine but don’t put out lies to frighten others

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chucking cans of tomato soup over a Van Gogh painting in the National Gallery show the Just Stop Oil mob have lost the plot. Vandalising a masterpiece make a point about the cost of living? well done Phoebe and Anna- you are a couple of twerps x

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Am I the only person who has managed to live a fulfilling life without watching Friends?

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I am ok, but it was a bit of a shock. I don't know a single person who would get pleasure from driving up to a woman walking by herself on a quiet road by the sea and shouting abuse at her. But maybe I haven't lived!

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Andy Murray breaks down and cries as he faces up to retirement. Heartbreaking for him but so many workers don’t have a choice or any cash in the bank.

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Firework hell! Nov 4 and raining but still the morons are setting them off. Badger the Border terrier has been sick twice and is still shaking, I stupidly hoped that because so many people got dogs during Covid we might have less FIREWORKS. How dumb was that dream!

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Please take your rubbish home when you walk! Picked this stuff up today on a ramble through local woods, probably dropped by some of the folk who claim they want to ‘save’ the planet x

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Best Jubilee hat ever! Knitted by Wendy from Beccles!

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I spent international women’s day painting a shed x

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This is why I walk quietly every day

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Well done Marcus Rashford! How can Boris stop free school meal vouchers in the holidays and claim to care about the disadvantaged! My mum was a school dinner lady- she would have been disgusted x

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A sentence I never thought I would write- today I hoovered 4 lampshades #unwilling (desperate)housewife?

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Telling all over 70’s to stay at home shows the govt is full of ‘woke’ people who think anyone over 70 is one big homogeneous group- patronising and inaccurate!

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I went for a quiet walk by the sea in Kent this afternoon. A car suddenly drove up behind me, the man behind the wheel screamed I HATE YOU, WE ALL HATE YOU, YOU ARE STUPID and when I tried walk away he turned round and spat out YOU WILL GO DOWN. He's driving a grey Golf.

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Just went in Tesco N1 no customers under 30 wearing masks including two council employees who couldn’t care less-what can the staff do? If the government bring in a rule to protect us then they should have thought about how to enforce it.

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Vegans- I have an opinion, and you are entitled to yours. Disagreeing isn't illegal yet! Sadly, some vegans can't cope with free speech x

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I always find peace walking in the woods x

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Managed to grow a cauliflower to match my hair! #simplepleasures x

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First non vegan meal of 2020!

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Thrilled to be asked to compete in @MasterchefUK for a second time- and even more pleased I won !!! Trying to cook a new dish every week even in these dreary days- keeps the spirits up. Thanks for good wishes and the rest of you- get over it!

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Heavy rain aids body building x

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I wrote this about Sinead in 2017- now she's gone... such a brave brilliant woman. Unspeakably sad. Sending love to her family.

Sinead O’Connor’s video stripped away all the middle class worthiness surrounding mental health

When I saw the video, my thoughts went back to laughing and joking with Sinead on a beach in California more than 20 years ago, to hugging her in a television studio in Dublin not that long ago, to a...

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Big day! Received my CBE from Her Majesty the Queen, very proud x

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Dreading my knee replacement op next week but thanks for all your messages and personal stories xx

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Stacey made my portrait on a pancake! Bin it love x

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You can tell how civilised a society is by how it treats trees- Plymouth council chopped down 129 trees IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT for a 'regeneration' project and to install cameras. Apparently cameras work better on 'new' trees. Soon old people will be culled for looking untidy

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Did something for the first time yesterday- sea swimming in torrential rain! Made me forget about the misery of not being ‘allowed’ to work ( for a bit anyway)

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I’ve had some militant hair styles over the tad but I’m not too keen to repeat this one x

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My pink kitchen! X

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I am up walking! Helped by sneaky tin of g and t yesterday, trying to 'flush out' residual painkillers ha ha x

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attempting to do a selfie before tonight's sell out show at the London Palladium- well done everyone at Loose Women!

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I’m not a pushover but meeting Succession star Brian Cox has made my week! His autobiography is brilliant x

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Today I did the cornish triathlon--coastal path hike, swim (no wally wetsuit) at Marazion, followed by pasty. Perfect day x

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Badger knackered from doing the tree x

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When I said in the indie that children should be regarded as state assets of course I don’t mean the state owns them! The state should invest in the next generation instead of penny pinching. To all the trolls, try reading the whole column before wasting your time trashing me

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Can everyone calm down/ my lodger was a friend/ my last word on the subject for sad peeps with nothing better to do than complain!

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Don’t want to start tomato face-off but these are my ‘sungold’ super duper specimens x

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Walking pals

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Ultimate joy in simple things, my vegetables!

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Shed update! As soon as it was finished a seagull crapped on it. Like so much in this world ha ha x

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I am back on Loose Women next week, had another birthday but WTF!

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Hold on to your wigs and fasten your seat belts! I'm back on LW tomorrow xxx

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A big thank you to everyone who has contacted me re CBE! This year has been a bit bumpy and your support means a lot. xxx

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Great to be back and thanks everyone!

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Last swim of the summer?

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I’m back on Loose Women today!

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I don’t hate dogs or children just some owners ( of both) x

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I was proud to to speak at the #endloneliness conference in London today- learning to be social when living alone is hard and more of us need to own up to it xx

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Could this be the perfect spot to self isolate?

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I despair- a choir which has existed since 1924 and given huge pleasure faces the chop. The BBC plans to disband the BBC Singers - the only full-time professional choir in the UK. 20 performers will be out of a job as well as support staff. Football pundits, on the other hand..

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Thanks for all your suggest to get my guts back working. At the moment there's more action in my new knee joint than my large intestine x

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Signing off, can’t face the hideousness of New Year’s Eve..x

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Wearing my Jean Paul Gaulier suit from 1994 for the great man- yes i know the jacket is buttoned up wrong... #nerves in the presence of a legend

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The beeb are also demanding 20% cuts from their wonderful three orchestras. Sadly, music lovers aren't generally as shouty as football pundits, but this time they need to rise up and fight this cultural vandalism. The BBC says they're 'prioritising quality and impact' HOW?

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Dealing with pain after knee replacement, thank god for Wimbledon! Can walk which is amazing but pain is terrible x

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Of course Murray has been a wonderful sportsperson and well rewarded for his unique talent. But if more men felt able to show their emotions then perhaps his tears would not be regarded as so newsworthy

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Magenta De Vine was a brilliant presenter, a one-off who always made everything we did together utterly memorable xxx

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Guess whose wedding Linda and I are attending? The old cow even got me in my first fascinator- yuck!

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Sinead was utterly unpredictable, enchanting, and special, extraordinary in concert. When her manager Steve (my pal)was dying with bladder cancer in 2001, Sinead and I moved into his hotel in Los Angeles for his final days. Now Saint Sinead's gone- if only she'd been cherished xx

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I’m back! Watch @Loose Women today. Hope you enjoyed my Brimham Rocks walk on @itv last night.

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First night out since knee replacement- Pet Shop Boys at Covent Garden opera house. Always on my mind xx

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Solo swim in grey empty sea in Kent 6 weeks after knee replacement very good for positive thinking

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The ‘rumour’ that I am in the next CBB is cack not even an infinitesimal possibility fake news fans x

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who said horoscopes are rubbish???

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Thanks for all your good wishes on my official Loose Women birthday..i'll be hiding under the Xmas Tree on the actual day (behaving badly)x

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Just wondering if there’s anyone running to be PM who hasn’t taken drugs and regretted it? Or anyone who enjoyed it at the time?? Or are they all suffering from false memory syndrome? Yes I know the answer x

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just Skyped Loose Women today to say I'll be back next week! My God you look really crap on Skype don't you? xx

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Both @eamonnholmes and I have had shingles and it was exhausting and painful. We’re working with @gsk to raise awareness of shingles and recent changes to the Shingles National Immunisation Programme eligibility. Visit GSK’s . Funded by GSK.

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I have loved my Stussy shorts since 1990, now performing emergency surgery... #can 't say goodbye

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Proof the world has gone mad...

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Eating my home grown purple sprouting broccoli with pigeon breast and polenta...perfect for wet windy Saturday x

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MPs grilling ITV about 'inappropriate behaviour' in the workplace is laughable... whatever you might feel about Phillip Schofield - mailonline

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meet injured hedgehog janet, who is being cared for at the Suffolk Hedgehog Hospital, I hope she makes it x

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Lovely walk in 'storm Brian' even the seagulls were scared

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@itvcorrie @loosewomen He’s obviously got good taste x

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Why do train companies have the arrogance to name themselves ‘great’ as in pitiful ‘greater anglia’. My train to Norfolk has no heating no lighting. Monday’s train had no food and was filthy. A week ago blocked toilets. What’s GREAT about my customer experience??

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Never mind Trump, let’s discuss the big issues of the day- when can I plant out my broad beans? Do i have to make a warm coat for each one?

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So sorry Suzanne Moore has left the Guardian- surely a good newspaper needs to showcase a range of views? Or maybe freedom of speech is no longer acceptable to some people?

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Linda Robson and her JSP art work! She’s on the left x

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Of course it’s been eaten, along with salad cream, salt, vinegar and red sauce in a sachet- all items not authorised by the food police x

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Forget England ‘heartbreak’ 11 men young and fit. Wimbledon-two brilliant men over 30 enthralled us for nearly 5 hrs. Tennis wins 40-0

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Here I am as a test card tot- can you spot gorgeous Colleen? #LooseWomen

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None of the candidates (all male) wanting to be the next Prime Minister would change the law to allow the women of Northern Ireland the same access to abortion as the rest of the UK. Important to reflect how this ridiculous election process favors the existing power balance!

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I'm on Through the Keyhole this Saturday x

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Happy Easter! Pleasure in small things- boiled egg!

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The best thing about this grim autumn x

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Tomatoes still going strong!

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Marmite hot cross bun is one genetic modification too far for me

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Great day at Folkestone Triennial

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Hi pear policewoman who claimed I showed a pear with labels on Loose today- here they are in the tree!!! #allmyown xx

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What do you say to a hertz bloke when u turn up having booked+paid for an automatic car weeks ago and he says 'we haven't got any'!!! Good job hertz don't run the nhs

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Absolutely appalling! Why are the elderly treated like 2nd class citizens

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