THE GOD RUN III COMPLETE. FINALLY! [7 souls games back2back No Hit] Thanks for waiting so long guys <3 I feel like I actually learnt a lot these past couple months. It's now time to git gud. November 3rd...
When my new spanish teacher asked me what kind of funny things my chat had been teaching me, 'Quiero chupar el pene de mi padre' was not a good one to share after just meeting the guy 😓
España es increíble. Después de muchos años buscando, encontré la fruta que se parece exactamente a mis bolas. Me cago en dios! Que vida estoy viviendo. <3
Huge thanks to BandaNamcoUK for flying me to Japan to play the Elden Ring network test with Hidetaka Miyazaki. I feel we bonded on a deep level during my visit. I asked to hold his hand at one point and shit got super weird, don't even know why I said that🤦♂️What a great day tho
All 3 Dark Souls games back to back, with 0 hits taken. Next stop, The God Run. All 5 Soulsborne games 0 hits. Lordran is ours tonight, followship!!! Thanks for everything guys <3
@DarkSoulsGame
Tell Miyazaki I said Hi :D <3
This is me and my dad, I stole his phone and did my first selfy ever. Merry Christmas !!!
He's live on twitch now.
Also go buy his plushi dickhead <3 💙
Really wholesome feature added by twitch whereby unsubscribing viewers can leave their reasoning for doing so. Feel free to drop me a line and let me know how I can improve you fucking absolute little shithead.
TRILOGY LVL-1 No Hit Complete. The God Run LVL 1 starts on Monday. Celebrating that bald dudes birthday tomorrow night on Lethal Company so go watch
@Elajjaz
's stream. (This counts as a stream even tho I'm not live, so fuck yourselves. <3)
I've read every comment. :D Thank you guys, so much. For all the support. Such a crazy journey. You guys picked me up every time it got tough, it was a team effort and I was lucky to share it with you all. <3 Be Happy
1 single hit this Thursday and I have to skydive + bungee 3 times. After this Thursday I'll be streaming a lot more with new runs including BB All Boss No Hit + DLC.
Lost but now found! Link (linkypoo, linkydonkey, dinkydonk) age 3 was found today after escaping into the village barking at people for 15 minutes. He has a 0 in road sense and building. So we’re very happy to have him home 💙
Dear
@Dream
@tommyinnit
@WilburSoot
I am a 5k andy looking to boost to 100k by playing minecraft on your server. I'm a top lad and fun to be around, picture attached
Given the extra personal difficulties
@crispyleafy
has to deal with alongside the baby she continues to inspire me 💙 She’d never throw a controller ya know? Anyway the baby just sprayed grey diarrhoea on my jeans. Tough ride so far. Return stream tomorrow 🙏🏻
@TwitchSupport
What timeline are we in? Awesome stuff.
That no hit tag started in a tiny kitchen in England and came to life with
@ChusoMMontero
and his amigos de la polla. 💙
Excited to announce, I am now partnered with
@RAZER
! This chair makes me look taller and smarter. RIGHT? Also it will guarantee the runs I need. Check out the RAZER Iskur chair here
#RAZER
#Sponsored
Sekiro No Hit Run finally in the bag.
Took far too long but we really needed the win tonight and it feels like a good turning point tbh :D
Exciting things to come.
@ChusoMMontero
@po15on1vy
@TwitchSupport
Chuso! Divina gladiadora del buena tula.
Conduce tu zanahoria gorda a mi cueva de crema. AHORA. ESTE NOCHE.
VAMOS polla de burro. VAMOS
Es hora de destriur Maria en BloodBorne. Voy a necesitar mi silla de Razer, me da el poder de 1000 caballos. Gracias a chuso tambien, ahora tengo un jardín fertil para mis frutos secos.
7 No Hit Runs in the next 6 weeks or I have to Sky dive, 700ft worth of bungee jumps and LA stratosphere jump which is 800ft. How fucked am I ? Please reply in gifs.
Essential ‘reading’ before returning to the runs on August 1st. DoA, Cinder’s mod and daily
@VaatiVidya
lore segments to look forward to also. Warzone has helped respark my interest in what I’m doing, so thanks for supporting me throughout it <3
Me and Esme conquered covid. Now for Match Day 7 featuring the !!!! La batalla por españa !!! con
@ChusoMMontero
@Hyakujin
tambien, compra una silla porfavor.
I’m done trying to be funny in public. A shop worker was packing shelves and left a cardboard box on the floor, I pretended to trip on it and said ‘help, compensation!’ She didn’t say anything or make a noise, just kept on working. 😬
Help. I'm in a parasocial relationship with my chat. I ended a 3 day stream and now I miss them :(
You guys have given me everything and I love you all <3
WE DID IT. Minesweeper NO HIT !!! World's first. WTF is my life. Thank you to everyone who watched. Creo que tengo que a buscar mi polla en la bano ahora. Rapido!
Took my nephew to the park today and an 11 year old kid came up to me. 'Are you a Twitch Streamer?' "uhh, yeah" 'what game do you play?' "Dark Souls" '? Oh... '
He went back to tell his friend who replied 'oh mate. What a virgin... '
#fortniteswitchoversoon
5 years in and after walking past Gary Neville in Manchester, Megan breaks it to me that I don’t have a ‘cool walk’. Head too forward and too much arm swing. I’m in bits.
@Twitch
Thanks for the kind words folks. Really appreciate people talking about it in the office and making a post. Link is on cloud 9 at this point and is convinced he's a celebrity dog now. He's demanding a raise. D:
Just walked by my son's room whilst he was playing with toys and heard him mumbling 'Morir es Vivir'. I need to move on with my life. I need to no hit RE4
@Hyakujin
Cuando aprender un idioma nuevo, necesitas aprender muchas palabras como polla, cono y culo. Estas palabras son mas comunes. "bunas dias papa, desayuno polla en mi culo. puedo tener tus huevos con mermelada tambien? "
Fuck yeah! We got nominated. :O :O :O I watched TGA but didn't see anything about this, did senpai Miyazaki see it? Am I going to his house for dinner ? Will he admit he's my father finally ? D:
The Game Awards 2019 are live now!
Watch (or co-stream) for
@PlayWarframe
drops, game reveals and trailers, and to see the winning clip from the Twitch Community Choice Award.
Experience
@thegameawards
on Twitch:
@Mr_nein
@ChusoMMontero
harí mas cuando no tengo queso en mi polla porque de las gallinas. Lo siento espana, yo se que soy loco. Estaré mas bueno pronto (super proud of this sentence, it is a showcase of my studies from the past 2 weeks 😂😂😂)
2020: The year of the Hob. We pray for triple the no hit runs of 2019, triple the subs and a successful erectile dysfunction/enlargement surgery later in the year. Let’s fuck this year!!! Let’s fuck it with my brand new big dick :D.
#thefollowship
The trilogy has been nominated for best gaming moment of the year at
#gamerschoiceawards
Seriously cool. Sign up and vote and give us a shot if you can, Followship :D
Ninja raided me last night. Couldn't believe it. Crazy stuff. Tons of people in the chat, showed everyone the FAP and explained the mission, ran a brb. Tried my best to sell the stream, ya know? Then I woke up, confused... nothing but the regular morning erection to show for it.