Granny Goodness to the Furies: you skinny bxtches better kill Barda’s big ass. Stompa…BXTCH!! You too damn big to be getting thrown around like that. Now what Lord Darkseid gon say when he sees this shxt here??
*Turns to Desaad* You see this shxt? These bxtches can’t fight…
This was one of the most diverse films the MCU created and honestly, the hate it got was mostly due to inclusivity and the fact that yt people weren’t center stage. The Eternals was very entertaining. You couldn’t introduce beings like the Celestials in the MCU without them.
Storm: so let me get this straight, you married and had a child with Jean who isn’t Jean and sent the baby to the future?
Cyclops: to put it simply, yes.
Storm: and then real Jean comes back and you cheat telepathically?
Cyclops: *sigh* yes. A lot has happened since you were
If Sypha Mercedes Belnades isn’t somewhere in your list of favorite magical/elemental characters, I truly worry. That development was nothing to be played with. She’s an eater!! 🔥🧊 🌬️⚡️
I like Tesehki, I swear I do and I’m not going to switch up but I ain’t fake either: you beating up Smiley because you think she’s “faking” seizures is going to do what exactly? PLS.
#BaddiesEast
Aside from Magneto, Storm would’ve been the next best choice for that stunt. Both characters are recommended substitutions for Cable’s EMP grenade for the Prime Sentinels. They have direct connections to the EM field of earth. I slick see why they placed these two in their
Mystique’s thoughts:
💭 She controls weather and she’s charging her hands with lightning. I don’t have any weapons on me. Maybe if I do a few martial arts gestures, it’ll throw her off and I can go in for the kick with my white stilettos. KI-YAW!! OWWE!! The bxtch shot me!! 💭
“That shit you pulled in Atlantis, I should’ve fucked you up but I let you swim away but bitch, if you ever pull some shit like that on me again, this will be your last mf’in day swimming, I promise you that. You got that flounder swimmin around here, fatter than a mf...”
Jubilee: PROFESSOR!!
Beast: Charles, are you injured?
Gambit: you’re pretty bruised up, mon ami.
Wolverine: what happened, chuck?
Xavier: I was going back to the mansion. I had an episode…I must’ve blacked out and crashed.
Cyclops: We’re glad you’re alright, sir.
Storm:
I know this scene is supposed to be a serious moment but they really do read tf out of each other on this show because “you abandoned us for your Shi’ar bird queen” has me screaming! Magneto is over it! 🤣
#XMen97
Starfire: I’m Kori.
Storm: I’m Ororo. A pleasure.
Star: Same! I love your blow out.
Storm: Yours too, girl!
Star: Wyd after this?
Storm: Tending to my garden.
Star: Girl, fuck them plants. Let’s go out and ditch these yt folks.
Storm: Bitch, I’ll make the fog!
“Omega Level Mutant” has been turned into a very paradoxical term.
On one hand, you understand how someone can be classified as such since they’re a mutant with no actual limit to their power type and have the feats and skill to back it up, which is fine.
BUT…
You have
Although this Diana was underpowered and she had a tad bit of an abrasive and aggressive personality as opposed to her comic counterpart, I loved her. She was definitely the main muscle/brawler in addition to Clark. She get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty…
Storm: I ought to slap this bald ass bxtch…
Jubilee: Why would you do that? Is this because of the Beyoncé situation?
Storm: I needed off so me, Rogue and Jean can go to the RENAISSANCE tour and he didn’t approve my PTO, talkin about I’m needed on a stakeout. Disco ball head
I never viewed Marie Laveau as a villain honestly. She may have been an antihero but I didn’t get a villain vibe from her. She did what she needed to for her and her people to survive. 🤷🏽♂️
I think Natasha could hang with her but this is THEE Mystique. Raven is more fluid in her body movements. She isn’t a novice to espionage, firearms and combat with her being old af (over 100 yo) so she’s experienced. That wasn’t her first pxssy slide across the floor either…
Storm: Charles, you never told me the story about you becoming paraplegic...
Xavier: There was this alien. I messed up his invasion plans and he dropped a stone block on my legs.
Storm: Damn, double homicide.
Charles: What?
Storm: I said that makes me wanna cry.
*SPOILER*
#XMen97
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
Jean Grey’s performance in this episode/series >>>>
Picking up memories via the drawing was a nice touch to her telepathic/empathic powers and I enjoyed her narration, telling the story of Bastion. I can’t
@SUCKAW0RLD
Cat done been in some shit during her season of Bad Girls Club, especially with at the beach and Jamaica situation. She’s speaking from experience. Tommie just don’t know how to handle herself in public, that’s the issue. Glad she said her shit and didn’t let Tommie cut her off.
Beast: Guys, happened to Storm??
Logan: It was something about Jean’s potato salad.
Rogue: She walked in the kitchen and saw Jean putting acorns and orange slices in it and yelled “bitch, wtf?” Next thing we know, we found her like this.
WAIT A MINUTE!! JEAN GOT THE FXCK ACTIVE THIS EPISODE!! TELEKINETIC HANDS WAS READY!! PUT THAT MUTANT VASELINE ON HER FACE AND TOOK HER EARRINGS OUT!!
#XMen97
“That hoe said she could do this all day and I was like, “ion know who tf your British ass talking to but I’m not the one. Yes, girl. Got her shit split. 🤣”
Listen, sweetie: you’ve stated your opinion all season long and when I state my opinion, don’t get upset. I don’t like the incest thing. I don’t like it, Cersei. I don’t care if I was 30, 40 or 60, I don’t want my brother’s dick up my ass today...