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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Wait for it 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏🫶🇺🇸 I loled so hard
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
“I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one nation , under God , with Liberty and Justice for All” We are NOT a democracy we are a REPUBLIC 🤦‍♀️ #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy is inaccurate. Go take a civics class
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I do not like your mental haze . I do not like your leftist ways. I do not like your son on blow. I do not like you sleepy Joe 🤗 Happy Sunday and goodnight
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
#NewProfilePic Merry Christmas! 🥰😘
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5 months
😎
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LizV
6 months
For real….
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LizV
5 months
🤣🤣👏👏👏🥰😘😘
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Biden is nuttier than a squirrel turd 🤦‍♀️
@adam_antill
Adam ✝️🇺🇸
6 months
Whoever made this... Well done 🤌
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
As the year comes close to the end let us not forget why we fight and what we’re protecting is not only about us but our children and our children’s children. God Bless America 🇺🇸🫶🙏
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Well , I didn’t have agreeing with Louis Farrakhan on my 2023 Bingo card . Did you?
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
My birthday meal was 👩‍🍳 💋
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
When they take Trump off the ballot what they’re really saying is YOU are too dumb to make your own choices and you need to let the government make them for you . Classic communism
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LizV
6 months
Pretty much says it all
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LizV
6 months
I said I wouldn’t return but Im a glutton for punishment 🤷‍♀️
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LizV
5 months
Survey says….
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
There are a total on 9 turkeys in my backyard right now 🤣🤣😆😆
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5 months
🤣🤣👏👏 your mama joined furries for Palestine and wears a goat suit
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
5 months
Your momma joined Queers for Palestine 😂
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Good morning patriots. Some food for thought. Have a happy Thursday 🥰
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
“How did we get to the place where Putin just decided he’s going to invade Russia” I want to know how we got to the place where the White House became a nursing home
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
They say as you get older your Christmas list gets smaller because what you really want can’t be bought with money. What I want was bought and paid for in blood. Free speech… we seemed to have lost it somewhere along the way.
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Grey is an appropriate funeral color. Even the British royal family has done it and they have to follow so many strict wardrobe rules. People are grasping at straws for a reason to be outraged. They need to get their heads out their 🍑s and be outraged over the grocery bill
@InterStarMedia
🇺🇸 InterStar Media 🇺🇸
6 months
Liberal journalists sparked controversy over former first lady Melania Trump wearing a black and white coat to Rosalynn Carter's funeral. It's funny how they miss the fact that Hillary Clinton wore a similar black and white coat to Barbara Bush's funeral. Diane Gottsman, an
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Public service announcement: Guys, if you’re going grey that’s ok. Please don’t whip out the box dye. It reeks of insecurity and we really don’t mind the grey.
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I remember peace, cheap groceries, affordable homes and the second lowest inflation rate of any president in US history. You remember mean tweets and needed safe spaces in a time of peace. We are not the same
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Do you think Biden wears boxers or briefs? 👇
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LizV
5 months
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
BREAKING: Maine’s top election official has removed Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot. When it doesn’t stick there will be meltdowns
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Somebody come get him 🎵
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Give our girl @MagaErrn an early Christmas gift and help her reach 10k !
@MagaErrn
MagaERRN
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I’m 81 followers away from 10K!!! Can you help a MAGA supporter out? I think you’ll like my content!!! #Folllow #followme
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
No, anyone that chooses a gender studies degree is a failure at understanding life and how the world works. Bless your heart
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
My old account was just reinstated. Bout time …. @Libsaresodumb
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Good morning! I have not gotten into a single argument with a commie since my return a week ago. Not trying to toot my own horn but…. Ok, I am 🤣
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Good morning, Patriots. This guy is drunk dancing already in my living room . Bidenomics made him a happy camper. Merry Christmas Eve!
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
A book is not banned if you can still get it at the library or buy it in a bookstore. Books considered not age appropriate for children are not banned. If you don’t understand that there’s something wrong with you
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I have a 14 foot Christmas tree and a second 7 footer to decorate and I just can’t get myself motivated to start. What do you do to get in the Christmas spirit? 👇
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
🎶 Frosty the snowman was a geriatric soul… 🎼 🎵
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LizV
6 months
Good morning! I can’t wait to finish decorating my house but I did finally get the tree done. No thanks to the bear
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LizV
5 months
Your mama thinks insurrections are done unarmed 😎
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I advise no one to step on the scale this morning ! Happy Black Friday ☺️
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
@ProfBlackistone @NFL @FoxNews Everytime you guys bully and try to cancel a child you turn him into a hero. Great job, bullies 👏👏👏
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
FJB meme drop 👇 what you got for me?
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LizV
5 months
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 Did you know?
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Sound up. Let’s get this guy out of the white house before we all end up in ….
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LizV
5 months
How can TikTok flag my video and take it down in less than a minute? 🤣 commies
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LizV
5 months
The Liberal keyboard warriors be like
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
If you’re getting DMs with your handle and instagram in the address don’t open it. Its a virus!
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Good morning. One day you wake up and become disillusioned. What you choose to do from there is up to you. Stay in the Matrix or resist it. Your choice
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Good morning , Patriots! I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday 🇺🇸🫶 MAGA
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
We look back at clips & life seems so perfect. New crib,visited 9 countries, vacations etc, but also escaped death 3 times by the skin of my teeth & nearly lost loved ones. Life is crazy like that. I hope you have a wonderful 2024 Its my birthday after those bells ring so FJB 🥂
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Listen to this. You won’t be surprised at all but Planned Parenthood has said the quiet part out loud and even put it in writing 🫢
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Whenever I see Jill Biden come out dressed in a tablecloth…
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I may just have to buy a jeep ( with a lily pulitzer wrap of course) just so I can get this tire cover 😆
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
I guess all our money went to Belly dancing classes. Great use of our money. Who needs gas and food?
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Faith is the substance of things hoped for the evidence of things not seen. Without faith its impossible to please God. Abrahams faith called those things that be not as though they are. If you have a need thank God for providing before its done. Where theres faith theres victory
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Ok, Ill hop on board. Im old enough to know better so Im voting for Trump! Views of the ruins Temple of Jupiter Anxur in Terracina , Italy
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LizV
5 months
Her shirt says cheetopuff 2024 🤣🤣👏👏
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Your ear is your womb and what you listen to you eventually give birth to. Be selective what you listen to
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
“Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul from troubles” Proverbs 21:23 Controlling your tongue is hard but one of the most important areas to learn discipline for a good life. Life and death are in the power if the tongue.
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Your mama wears a mask in the car while driving alone
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
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Ouch 😂 Yeah well your momma thinks AR-15's are assault rifles 😂
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
@fulminarey Save your money for therapy ☺️
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
I remember my old uncle telling me this story as a child. It always stuck with me. Be careful spreading gossip. You could be harming innocent people and there’s no taking it back, like feathers in the wind.
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Im really just not dealing with grumpy people today. ☺️
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LizV
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Your mama wears a pussy hat and identifies as a kitten named Gertrude
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
5 months
Your momma drinks cat milk she steals from kittens
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Probably Depends
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LizV
6 months
A review of 70 studies that include responses from more than 26,000 people found an association between higher levels of gratitude and lower levels of depression. Lessen anxiety. ...Support heart health. Relieve stress. Improve sleep.
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Italy becomes the first country to ban lab grown meat. 👏👏👏👏 There are a lot of foods Italy bans that we eat everyday over here. Probably why they live so long
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Good morning, Patriots! Only 4 more sleeps ! Enjoy
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LizV
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Suddenly realizing that if you have ever been pregnant with a boy you have in fact “ grown a pair”
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@TheLizV
LizV
6 months
Proverbs 18:21 says “Death and life are in the power of the tongue.” The tongue can be used as a weapon to harm and destroy or as a tool to build and heal.
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Its been that kinda day and Im not sorry
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Follow Dr Frank here and help him hit 10k by midnight 🫶
@DrF8162
Dr.Frankenstein
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Holy crap you guys I'm around 50 to go! You guys are amazing! I could make it by midnight! What a bunch of crazy cool people! I love ya all!!
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@TheLizV
LizV
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😆 hellz no. Low carb/ high protein is what keeps you young and sexy .
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@CallMeK1123
𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂
6 months
Will you follow the UN’s request to reduce your meat consumption?
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@TheLizV
LizV
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I just got flipped off by a three year old in the mall 🤣🤦‍♀️
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Goodnight, fam. Gotta go do elf stuff 😘
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Saggy Smalls
@janninereid1
Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸
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MC biggie flapjacks🤣
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Id appreciate it if unhinged , leftist bullies would refrain from following me because you’ll get blocked. Thanks ☺️
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@TheLizV
LizV
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New York bill would require Chick Fila to remain open on Sundays 🤦‍♀️ They close on Sundays so the employees can have time with their family and attend church . The Democrat party is a bunch of authoritarian control freaks that hate all that’s good yeah
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Never! Not even allowed in here but yer mama drives a Prius and puts raisins in the potato salad
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✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
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Oh yeah, well I'll bet y'all eat turkey bacon. 😂
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@TheLizV
LizV
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Your mamas Facebook profile says stay home save lives!
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
5 months
I saw your momma out getting her booster shot last night
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
They’re at it again!
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LizV
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@vileTexan Is that so? Well… your mama gets her biscuits from a can
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LizV
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I can so relate. I used to be a people pleaser and now …. 🤣🤣👇👇
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@TheLizV
LizV
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@CallMeK1123 When you get your history from a 1960s Raquel Welch movie Lol
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Ive been put in the corner again. Ill get to you when Im allowed ! 😘😘 🇺🇸
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Indivisible .
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I wouldn’t be caught ☠️
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Your mama drinks soy milk because she thinks milking cows is sexual assault
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
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Your momma's still on MySpace
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@TheLizV
LizV
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I don’t know or care but I certainly do get more looks with makeup 🤣 Hows that for an extreme example? Lol
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@Chesschick01
Natalie F Danelishen
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Do guys even like makeup on women… or do women just do it for other women? 🤔
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@TheLizV
LizV
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@vileTexan Well yer mama thinks Biden got 80 million votes
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@TheLizV
LizV
5 months
Im reposting this just to trigger the never Trumpers some more. They seem to be in a mood today
@Kaseylynae
Kasey Lynae 🇺🇸
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Should Trump be able to serve for 8 years to make up for the STOLEN election in 2020?
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@TheLizV
LizV
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@vileTexan Lol it was fun. Merry Christmas my friend!
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@SassyJerseyGirl @Bert7058 I corrected it immediately but I lack an edit button. Its in the comments 🫶
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@vileTexan Ok… ok… Your girlfriend makes tik tok dances of Lizzo songs in her underwear
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