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@TheLifeZoomer
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4 years
#WhatsYourStory . Sometime in 2001, I went to Pelhams, Byo to shop for a lounge suite for my new company house. I liked one & called the salesman for help. I wanted to do HP. The salesman asked to see my payslip. Upon seeing my monthly wage, he said “You don’t qualify” ..........
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Winter is coming. Gumbezi for Yellow Gogo. Like and retweet if you are agree.
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2 years
#CCC , @nelsonchamisa Special VIP TENT for advanced age Gogos and Khulus at every rally. Like and Retweet if you agree.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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9 months
This man deserves respect from every Zimbabwean that cares. Let’s stand with him.
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Smart lifting. Someone here might find this helpful.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
The . dot revolution has just proved that no one loves ZanuPf. They are now talking to full stops.😂😂😂😂. It was a mistake engaging them. They thrived on that. Please make the . Dot revolution go viral. Every ZanuPf tweet just reply with a . Dot. Retweet and make it viral.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
I fell in love with my wife in 1994 when I was in High School and she was in Secondary school. We created a TABLE that serves both of us. We both had nothing to offer each other materially except our TIME, COMMITMENT, & DREAMS( Spoken & unspoken). #YoungPeopleLookingForLove .
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@TheLifeZoomer
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3 years
I wish to share a rare short personal story. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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4 years
Guys let’s campaign for @nickmangwana to volunteer at Pari Hospital since Doctors and Nurses are on strike. #NickMangwanaVolunteer .
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@TheLifeZoomer
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9 months
Dear God, Hold @nelsonchamisa ’s hand and do not leave him alone.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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3 years
Who remembers this legend of doctor reduced to tears pleading with Govt to equip our hospitals. Now even those that thought were invincible are scrambling for a hospital room with a ventilator which are no existent. May God bless her and protect her with her family 🙏🏾
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@TheLifeZoomer
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4 years
Dear Zimbabwe, I have an idea. They think they have crashed Tawanda’s spirit and everyone else. Let’s prove them wrong. Especially those in Diaspora, let’s crowd find for the young to help with medicals and other needs. If you agree with me, please retweet. @Mathuthu
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2 years
I think @Welshman_Ncube and all his crew, all those that agree with him must just excuse themselves and form their own party. If Matebeland votes for them, good on them. This business of playing tribal mind games when they are doing nothing to mobilize Matebeleland must stop.
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2 years
I am from Matebeleland. I honestly don’t get it how people of Tsholotsho & other parts of Matebeleland will punish a two months old #CCC PARTY for what they claim is due to marginalization issues and go on to VOTE for ZanuPf the GUKURAHUNDISTS. Someone come slap me to understand
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2 years
Bulawayo, anyone who can help me positively identify ugogo and link me with her. Ngilesipho esincane sokumbonga.
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2 years
It’s funny how people try to threaten @nelsonchamisa with holding back support because they are not happy with A,B,C and D. Honestly, if you find yourself thinking like that, it’s either you are ZanuPf pretending to be #CCC or you don’t understand the important of removing ZanuPf
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2 years
By the way, Matebeleland is from Limpopo to Victoria falls. It’s not Tsholotsho or Bulawayo only. I hope someone will understand what I’m trying to say. Tribal Politics must fall.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
I have begun my US$25/week towards CHAMISA DEFEND THE PEOPLE’s Vote Fund. If a minimum 5000 of us commit to the above amount a week for the next 5months. We will easily raised over US$2m Calling on other 4999 citizens to join me in this challenge. Retweet and spread the word.
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2 years
Ladies and Gentlemen. Greetings from our #CCC Gogo. Even when she is hungry she is not backing down. She has not sold her soul for a packet of rice. Let’s come through for her. Click the link below and make an appreciation donation.
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2 years
This man has a heavy load on his shoulders. He managed to handle a situation that could have easily gone wrong. You’ve got to be DEMON not to love what he stands for. Arise Zimbabwe Arise.
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ED loves to cut the ribbon to legitimise himself - Eubert Angel. Apa Prophet Vakanyatso kuona. Let’s give credit where it’s due. 😂😂😂😂
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Bantu bakoBulawayo, ukhona owazi ugogo na? Ngilesipho esincane uma engatholakala. Please help.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
ZanuPf is finished. They don’t have much time left. #Marondera
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@TheLifeZoomer
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9 months
The Thief has responded 😂😂😂
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Inini zvangu mwana wa Sthembeni kutoita face of a big company, straight from Mwemba Village.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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4 years
Someone asked for a Bulawayo “How it started and how it’s going story”. Well here is one. Could well be a Bulawayo one coz the city of kings was involved🤗🤗
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Situation right now. Retweet and raise awareness.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
As long as people continue to think that when they support @nelsonchamisa they are doing him a favour, and not seeing it as a fight for their own survival, then we don’t know what we are doing in Politics. This attitude is what brings about NEUTRALISM and CULTICISM.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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3 years
The remains of NRZ Thomson Junction, Hwange. ZANU Pf Govt yapedza maSports.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Madzibaba playing his part. Pachedu is playing its part, other citizens are playing their part.Everyone must play their part.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Enough respect to this man. He deserves everyone’s support. He is fighting for everyone. I endorse him with a big YES. Retweet if you are agree with me.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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4 years
There is something fundamentally wrong with opposition Zimbabweans. Most don’t own the struggle. Now I hear a lot of; If Chamisa doesn’t do this and that, it’s the end of MDC-A. For Christ’s sake this is not about Chamisa, it’s about you are me. Own the struggle and solution.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Enough respect to @nelsonchamisa . I can feel his presence in Tsholotsho. He is belting it out in Ndebele, now and again.🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
How can citizens counter ZanuPf and Police brutality?
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Citizens, AU$1000 raised, $AU597 was dispersed 2 ē 2 identified recipients. Ē AU$403 left was supposed 2 go 2 ē other 2 Gogos but we have failed 2 locate them. I’m proposing that this now be given to Madzibaba 2 help in this time of need. Comments please.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Situation in Marondera. One day the oppressor is going to run for dear life. Video courtesy of @OpenParlyZw live broadcast.
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It’s funny how some people are holding on to the argument that Chamisa hijacked the MDC leadership. Ok fine. He has been kicked out of that formation and he is now #CCC . So what’s the problem now?😂😂😂. MDC has Dhagi and Khuphe. Yini inkinga kanti?
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The Youth are speaking and they are the real answer to a #CCC victory in 2023. Let’s give the young ones space to take the lead in mobilizing for 2023. Let’s give this young man many likes and re-tweets. @m3j_official
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
Rueben Barwe knew this was Munhumutapa and he never bothered to tell us.😄😄
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@TheLifeZoomer
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#CCC YOUTHIES CHALLENGE: May I have 4 YOUTHS ( English, Shona,Ndebele & Tonga )to make a powerful video to appeal to fellow youth to come take mobilization spaces for #CCC . Your vote is a knockout punch. It’s a fact. In return I will prepare tokens of appreciation. Who is in?
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2 years
Two months after birth. No formal structures. No funding. No freedom of movement. Let’s give #CCC at standing ovation for this performance. This is worthy celebrating. @TsunguAlice
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4 years
I am a Seventh Day Adventist. Our church needs to deal with all known ZanuPf sponsors. No excuses. They preside over abductions & murders &yet come &stand on Church pulpits on Saturday. Enough of this “Not of this world mantra”We need an official position #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
I’m just posting it because I have it. Retweet, don’t laugh alone. 😂😂
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2 years
The Citizens have been briefed. Asisafuni msindo. Bulawayo let’s make a date with @nelsonchamisa at White City stadium. Let’s give this a new start Bantu or we forever continue crying. I’m from Matebeleland and I believe this is only realistic chance for a genuine new start.
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10 months
Praying that today is the day that marks the beginning of Zimbabwe’s freedom from Zanu Pf demonic bondage. May God be with us.
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If I was CCC leadership, I would very careful what I share with Daddy Hope. It doesn’t matter what everyone thinks he has achieved. Ndapedza.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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Could have been worse but God is good. Hope you are all keep safe and well. I’m doing fine, recovering from home.
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Dear Citizens. Ē Snap fund campaign for Madzibaba managed to raise $AU700, which is equivalent to $AU500. This will be made available to him as soon as the funds are cleared. If any donations are made to ē Elders fund from now on, they will go towards future elders needs. Thank u
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the appreciation GoFundMe for our #YellowSunday Heroes is now up and running. I set the figure at AU$4500, which works out to be just over US$3000. Finds raised will be shared among the four beneficiaries. Retweet. #GoFundMe
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Gogo not backing down. 💛💛💛. Watch full interview on Sly Media. Don’t forget to visit the fund link of my TL to donate towards appreciation fund for her and others.
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Just received this in my DM. @advocatemahere @Cde_Ostallos @hwendec SOS Herentals College in Greendale Avenue pane 4 buses dzine vanhu vauya kuzovhota mu Harare East. Please send people there.
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@Cde_Ostallos please tell DJ to play more Ndebele songs. This is Tsholotsho. That will mean a lot to the people of Matebeleland. It’s the little things like this that will separate #CCC from ZanuPf. @advocatemahere
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2 years
Thank you Bulawayo. I’m a proud Matebele today. Enough respect.
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2 years
Has any Zimbabwean celebrities, said anything about Elvis Nyathi?
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7 months
Many pants needed washing after😢😢😢
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@TheLifeZoomer
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2 years
If you see it, push a like. 🤗🤗🤗
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Look at this License received today by a friend. What rubbish is this honestly.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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Please someone tell @TrevorNcube that we are waiting for him to unblock us so we can receive our apologies too. 😂
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2 years
I call upon SANE ZanuPf supporters, if there is any, to join hands with every citizen of Zimbabwe in condemning their Party’s abuse of the Police. We may differ in ideology but we can agree that violence does not help any society. Please stop enabling such violence.
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@TheLifeZoomer
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Ko ichi mambochindzwa here? It’s the last part about hiring maTsaga for me😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Today in Hostory. In case we forget.
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9 months
Hopewell is part of the big problem, I’m afraid
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2 years
Please when you go to Binga, if they clear the path, ndapota haangu tsvagai maCD ana KUJATA JATA nevamwe vaMadzore vazorore. Let everything be relevant to the area @advocatemahere @Cde_Ostallos @molokele @DubekoSibanda Please Please. Thank you for listening.
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9 months
Jonathan Moyo is a sick old man.
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2 years
Here is one of ZanuPf achievements. 😂😂😂😂Retweet.
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2023 All roads and flight routes must lead to Zimbabwe. Start making plans now.
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2 years
Not even a word of condolence for the murdered CCC member in Kwekwe or a public word of condemnation, but busy with Khuphe😃😃. You have to be blind not to see something wrong. 🙌🏿
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You can’t force legitimacy. A whole President and all ZanuPf bigwigs descended in Gweru to commission toilets with no seats and then call that world class😂😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿✊🏾
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Those that are starting the blame game were never part of CCC’s struggle or just they don’t know what CCC was up against. Don’t mind them. The struggle is not over. ZanuPf is on borrowed time. Hence they resort to all sorts of trickery. Remain steadfast even in dissapointment.
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My conclusion, Everyone in Zimbabwe, we need to rally behind CCC. I have faith it’s the only party that will genuinely address Matebeleland issues. For now the poor good people are just being abused by ZanuPf and some that claim to stand for them. My ranting ends here.
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True CCC supporters. Learn to wait for direction from Leaders. Stop telling them what to do. Stop being impatient. It’s a real struggle out there. Stop following ZanuPf surrogates narratives. If your leaders are quite, Especially Chamisa, learn to be quite too. They are not…
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2 years
Guys I need your help before I cry. Is it true that 5 uni students can pay rent of US$110 each for one room in Mount Pleasant. Please shade some light.
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Life is for the living.
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Covid finally found me. It was a matter of time. It’s wrecking havoc left right and centre at my work place. Let’s see how we go. So far it’s dry cough and runny nose.
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Tonga and Nambya people are from Matebeleland, yet despite the non visible representation from our dear Matebeleland Leaders, they have remained resolute in their opposition for ZanuPf. They have never sold the struggle because of a disgruntled leader. Learn 4rm them & focus.
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I just burnt my chicken while arguing with fellow Adventists here. The church must speak up for the oppressed. No to treating Seventh Day Adventist enablers as Kings. #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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This one killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂. Retweet and let’s have a laugh while spreading a message 😀
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A Presidential home with cables hanging disorderly like that, and you think he can have a vision to give a working economy. 😀😀
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To those who are complaining about the money donated towards Chamisa’s bullet proof car come here. I have donated more to the cause. Huyayi muzondituka henyu. Next week ndiriku doneta futhi, mudzoke zvakare muzowukura futi😂😂😂
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Young people, you let us down yesterday. What must we do to get you to register to vote and actually go and vote. Ma 18-35years, where were you yesterday? I’m not happy sa Daddy and uncle.
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2 years
Saka maZimba tashinga kufa tisina kutora mari paATM. Especially maYouth.
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Good morning Zimbabwe, Nambya has delivered. #WhyImVoting youth challenge. Let’s give her some likes and re-tweets please.
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Here is the legitimate President of Zimbabwe. He stood up to speak and the Witches shut the internet. Now we know who the real President of Zimbabwe is. No more arguments 😂😂😂
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One way to protect yourself from propaganda is to keep everything basic. Do I have a job. Do I have the basic healthcare. Can I express myself freely and many more other basic life issues. If your answer is no to most of these, Ignore the propaganda.
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Someone cuts your legs and then gives you a wheelchair for you to get around and your celebrate that they saved your life. Really????? Use this tweet whichever way you like.😀😀😀 Good morning.
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One dog has been put to order it seems 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. The tail is between its legs right now. I wonder what the general said😂😂😂😂😂.
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10 months
Nelson Chamisa and CCC won this election and ZanuPf and it’s enablers doing everything to delay the inevitable. Shameless thieving cowards.
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7 months
Please come. Don’t be shy.
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2 years
ZanuPf Varakashi new variant detected on TL. Boost yourself by Blocking at first sight. Do not engage. I repeat do not engage.
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😂😂😂😂Someone translate. Me I can’t because I can’t stop laughing.
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Violence does not work, if it did, Smith and Apartheid rule would still be here. One day you will regret the days you caused pain to other people. #FreeMadzibaba
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As long as you breathe, never give up on your dreams. I hope this short story uplifts someone feeling down and out right now.
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Mr Madzore to sing songs in Ndebele and other languages. Just a few. Matebeleland artists, it’s time to join the struggle in song.
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3 years
@ProfJNMoyo You have a short memory kodwa Professor. Just revisit your video clips during Mugabe reign. You were the ultimate definition of intolerance and annoyance. However I still respect you for your current views in general.
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Listen to this Moron😂😂😂. Whoever came up with the idea of Pachedu, May God grant you many blessings.
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Kariba Dam water fish is done @TeamFuloZim My boys and girls that love muto/umsobho please come and let us feast. @ngaapinde
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Zimbabwe, the first country to arrest people driving from court to go to a Police station to fulfill their bail requirements. Thanks to clueless President and his team. #ZanupfMustGo
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Dear Zimbabwe, if we care for each other, NO ONE should ever be abducted when there is people around. Let’s protect one another and form human shields against ZanuPf.
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If you think I’m crazy, Just look at the people of Binga. They are one of the poorest in the country, but they know an enemy from miles away. ZanuPf has tried all tricks and have failed. One day they will give up if they realise everyone else doesn’t give a torso.
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