Mellanie Brando @ThatBrashBlonde Twitter profile

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Mellanie Brando

4 years

Yes, I am the youngest of Marlon Brando’s 16 alleged illegitimate children, no I’m not available to be interviewed on your podcast.

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2 months

@PopCrave @etnow She forgot one….

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3 years

I think I just won Halloween. @WWE_MandyRose

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#Gleeks ,remember how hard you voted for @MsAmberPRiley last season? My buddy @jamesmaslow needs your votes now! #Top3 http://t.co/6fmRGRO4F9

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Dear @britneyspears and @xtina stans, it’s not the year 2000 anymore you can stop arguing over which one is better. One was more commercially successful and it cost her EVERYTHING (a product) the other was more critically acclaimed she’s still stunning, she still has her family,…

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Unstable JLovers, Swifties and Britney Army that I’ve never spoken to in my life who don’t follow me but spend their days looking for people to argue with and pop up in my mentions you can keep talking but…

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@PobBase Taylor Swift in Cats is NOT iconic.

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3 months

When someone says “Barbie Season Is Over”…

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10 months

This is not supposed to be a turn on but, it is and I don’t know what that says about me…

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4 months

There is no backstage photo on the planet that makes up for Taylor Swift accepting an award from Celine Dion who is an absolute legend and also happens to be very ill at this time and completely ignoring her on stage. I like you Taylor but..

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11 months

This is me now. #SAGAFTRAstrike #SAGAFTRAstrong

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10 months

When it’s pre-season and you’re forced to accept @TomBrady wasn’t kidding about retiring for good….

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5 months

Britney Spears fans streaming her old music in an attempt to thwart Justin Timberlake making a comebacks amid her retirement….

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10 months

Revisiting Criminal Minds for no other reason than how hot Thomas Gibson was in his 40’s

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1 year

When I hear Coach Bolton say “we’re getting the whole gang back together for High School Musical 4 The Reunion” (which I’ve been waiting most of my life for) but there’s some serious main character energy missing…..

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Imagine cheating on Tom Brady? @giseleofficial …

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The ridiculously long wait for season 4 of #Succession …

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1 year

Some people will not like you simply because when they look at you they see everything they wish they saw in the mirror, trust me….

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10 months

Happy Birthday to this brilliantly talented slice of heaven!

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4 months

#Succession deserves ensemble cast so much!

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4 months

I adore Elizabeth Debicki one of the nicest people I’ve met in this industry and I could not be happier for her but Sarah Snook not winning is a travesty.

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Real ones can spot a #Swiftie who didn’t give a damn about football until Taylor Swift started dating Travis Kelce from a mile away way, we see you and we’re like….

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1 year

I only watched 3 movies this weekend which is well below my average of 8. Me to myself….

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1 year

Hey @TomBrady I hear you when you say that you need to be at your kids games now because they’ve watched enough of yours and….

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3 months

Thankfully he isn’t going to be a contestant cause….

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10 months

Stop saying it’s fall, it’s not fall until September 21st and I don’t care what Starbucks tells you! Until then you can find me ignoring everything you say like…

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8 months

The amount of people who suddenly love @Chiefs because of the @taylorswift13 connection will be @tkelce ’s biggest regret when they inevitably break up and HE becomes the most hated man in football. It won’t be hate cause he’s great, just angry Swifties which is terrifying!

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10 months

Me reading every post and comment that reminds me this is the first NFL season without @TomBrady for over 2 decades (so my whole life), I’m doing fine…

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4 months

So when someone mentions an interaction they’ve had, fans who have never interacted with said person dedicate their time to running a fan page for them & pop up out of nowhere to disprove the known trashy behaviour by trashing other artists proving themselves to be trashy too?

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7 years

I just burned 2 million calories by running from the car and up the stairs so as not to miss @erikajayne on #DWTS *Read it like a geico ad*

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2 months

I’m really enjoying Vanessa Hudgens on the masked singer.

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10 months

Happy birthday to the greatest football player to ever live, who somehow manages to also be one of the greatest humans to have ever lived. @TomBrady

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8 months

If I had a mic I’d drop it.

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In honor of our Queen👸🏼 Happy Halloween 🎃 #IconsOnly 👑

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I just found out there are some people who don’t like me….

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I’ll never get over the way Andy Cohen nonchalantly quoted “Olivia Stabler” on the #RHOBH reunion as if it wasn’t a reference to them…

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4 months

When a random Swiftie comes out of nowhere with an insult….

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1 year

Me after watching “Everything, Everywhere, All At Once”…

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Pete Davidson’s character in “The King Of Staten Island” in some weird way…

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11 months

Ashley Tisdale as Sharpay Evans ran so Margot Robbie as Barbie could fly!

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10 months

It’s not my birthday I was quite clearly wishing Andrew Garfield a happy birthday and baby girl? BFFR….

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@ThatBrashBlonde Happy Birthday baby girl 🥳🎉🎉🎈🎉

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3 months

If you’re delulu like me and also believe that @TomBrady might still come out of retirement….

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“Mind Your Business” @iamwill and @britneyspears ….

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On my way to see Barbie like…

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Me listening to #EternalSunshine

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10 months

I keep having this dream where @TomBrady retires from football and waking up like this…..

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When someone tries to talk to me about @TomBrady ’s retirement….

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1 year

Watched a Matthew Macfadyen movie yesterday, a Jeremy Strong movie today, I don’t miss Succession at all…

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2 months

Kristen Wiig hosting #SNL might be the best thing to happen to SNL since the last time she hosted. That woman is a QUEEN!

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After watching this Jumaji sketch on #SNL I’ve decided to declare Andrew Dismukes a national treasure.

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Shoutout to @Elon for the blue check mark I didn’t pay for.

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4 months

Travis Kelce is currently on board a private jet to Australia to see Taylor Swift just in time for her first Eras Tour concert in Sydney. ET has learned that Travis left Los Angeles yesterday evening, made a pit stop in Hawaii where he stayed overnight briefly, and then boarded…

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11 months

Me when someone says Nicholas Braun isn’t a good actor…

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7 months

When it’s week 9 and @TomBrady is still retired….

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8 months

I’ve finally arrived at the finale stage of “grief” with regard to @TomBrady ’s retirement. I really thought acceptance would look more put together….

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10 months

When your allergies have been acting up for 2 weeks….

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9 months

Joe Burrow appears to be injured again…

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11 months

Me every time I get sick, like right now….

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1 year

Great job in the masked singer @LouDPhillips , way cooler reveal than my guess!

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There is no better Batman than Batfleck…

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Everyone is excited for football season and they LOVE to tell me how excited they are that Tom Brady has retired and then me and my delulu are like….

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Jacoby Brissett will be the New England Patriots quarterback in 2024. His deal is 1 year for 8 million. Perfection. Eliot Wolf. COOK. 🔥

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Me seeing people who preach body positivity trash Zac Efron because he (by no fault of his own) looks different…

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When people ask if I really believe a @TomBrady unretirenent is possible…

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10 months

Football season is SO close and @TomBrady has not come out of retirement. Me:

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1 year

I mean if you’re looking at my shit but you don’t like me….

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9 months

Them: Why are you the way you are? Me:

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11 months

Running away from my problems like…

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11 months

It’s July and @TomBrady still hasn’t come out of retirement. You still have faith but everyone keeps telling you he’s done. Stage 2:

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Me watching Ben Affleck as Batman…

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1 year

Asking for a friend…

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What Jada Pinkett should have called her book…

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2 months

Tom Brady is still retired, Andrew Garfield has a girlfriend who’s not me, Ben Affleck is still married to J-Lo, Zac Efron probably forgot that I exist. How are things going for my these days you ask?

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1 year

I find something to cry about in every movie because, I love cinema that much!

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1 year

And that’s all the time I have for Twitter today….

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7 months

Me when someone tries to recommend a therapist…

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4 months

A whole football season has gone by, @TomBrady remains retired and this is still how I feel bout it…

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8 months

A 53 year old woman just told me Britney Spears provided the soundtrack to her “childhood”. Childhood ends at 12 and 20 years ago this woman would have been in her 30’s and I’m just like…

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1 year

I’m watching “The Last Thing He Told Me” and anyone who knows me knows I’ve loved Jennifer Garner for a long time but I swear she gets better and better! I’m obsessed with her. If you’re not watching “The Last Thing He Told Me” on Apple+….

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1 year

The amount of times o have to ask myself this in a single day with regard to people I don’t even think about is alarming but, here we go again….

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8 months

When it’s starting to feel like fall and you’re a summer girl….

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4 months

Britney Spears fans spend so much time pointing out how her music charted higher/better than Christina Aguilera’s I’m just wondering which one of them they think they’re hyping up? Cause you can’t keep a woman you claim not to like’s name out of your mouth or timeline.

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9 months

When its week 3 and someone asks if you’ve accepted @TomBrady ’s retirement yet…

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27 days

I can confirm the rumours are true, Ben Affleck has moved out of his home with Jennifer Lopez because he’s been living with me for the past few weeks.

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1 year

Wrestling fans….

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1 year

Strutting into the weekend at which time I will do nothing but watch movies love….

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In this scenario Ken is me, Barbie is @TomBrady and it’s super accurate. I don’t know who I am without Tom Brady on a football field once a week….

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1 year

Living rent free in so many heads.

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8 months

When I catch a glimpse of old @TomBrady footage…

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Every day that I wake up in a world where Tom Brady is retired…

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2 months

Happy Birthday, I hope it’s beautiful wherever you are 🤍.

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When @Xtina was curvy everyone fat shamed her, now that she’s thin (like everyone wanted) she’s still shamed but now it’s for being too thin. This woman can’t win, she’s always been absolutely stunning ya’ll just have to find something wrong with her because you hate yourselves…

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1 year

I love how the gifs I use are totally a virtual tour of my “Eras”. BRB screaming “Anri Hero” at the top of my lungs.

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8 months

The #NFL has blocked @TomBrady ’s minority ownership deal from going through. I don’t know why and I don’t need to know why, all I know is as long as he doesn’t own a team there’s a chance (however small) that he might play again. So Tom if you’re reading this…

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