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Chris Barraclough

10 months

Welcome to Tech Spurt 2.0

One million! If it was pounds, I'd be rich! But having one million absolutely smashing people following this silly channel somehow makes me even richer, in a...

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Chris Barraclough

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1 year

Nahhhh son THIS is a yellow phone

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3 years

For your chance to win a @Sony Xperia 5 ii, just follow me and reply with your favourite thing about this gaming Godzilla! Full deets in the vid:

Win a Sony Xperia 5 II | Smartphone Competition!

Sony Mobile has kindly donated an Xperia 5 II smartphone for this competition, plus a clamp to attach your Dual Shock controller and a huge number of Call of...

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1 year

Proof ya boy does actually wear a suit once every couple of decades

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1 year

I'm guessing because everyone's sending it back for being overpriced shite?

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2 years

Happy bloody Saturday

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1 year

Thought the baying mob at Heathrow was waiting for an Uncle Spurt selfie. Turns out Son was on the same flight...

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2 years

Unfortunately missed the Google I/O shenanigans as I'm busy smashing the Frozen ride after far too much bourbon

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10 months

Anyone fancy smashing that subscribe button? 😁

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1 year

Cheers #MWC2023 , great to catch up with so many other pisshead nerds!

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2 years

Not too shocked that the Nothing app is incredibly bare bones. Looks like a GCSE student's homework, if they left it til Sunday evening. Also wtf is that wallpaper?

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1 year

#BritsAbroad #SteinTwat

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Chris Barraclough

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3 years

Ready to welcome in 2021 with a bucket of whisky, but first a massive thanks to the quarter of a million new subscribers who joined the Spurtan army in 2020, and everyone else who watches my stupid wee videos - love you guys!

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3 years

Feels like an Iron Maiden kinda day

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4 years

You won't be missed, sir. I lost a few subscribers today and frankly, I think the channel is all the stronger for it. And I don't feel 'guilty' for my race, as so many commenters put it. I just feel sad that this kind of backwards thinking still happens in a so-called society.

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4 months

Up til the wee hours testing out Samsung's fresh #GalaxyS24 Ultra, including some karaoke bar shenanigans. So far: cracker! AMA, brain is mush but will try and respond!

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10 months

Whoop, the Spurtan Army is a million strong! Massive love to everyone who's subscribed and for some reason stayed. Time to bust out the celebration Sourz!

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2 years

Just gonna pin this here: I don't use Telegram for giveaways, anyone on there claiming to be me is a massive lying helmet trying to extort you

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9 months

Rocking my new #TeamPixel hat and confusing the bees, who think I'm a giant sprig of lavender

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1 year

Merry Christmas to everyone with kids who were up long before the Christmas Eve hangover even kicked in. Unsurprisingly 90% of my presents are whisky, hooray!

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1 year

My daughter brought home her recorder from school. It's a good thing we don't keep firearms in the house

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3 years

Just been told my channel smashed past 100 million views this week. Not that I needed an excuse to blitz the booze cupboard, but that'll do!

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1 year

Honor is kindly giving away a freshly launched #HONORMagic5 Pro! Follow, comment and retweet for your chance to win this beefy blower from @UKHonor . Comp runs until March 31, winner announced April T&Cs: Honor website:

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2 years

Celebratory shandies ahoy

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1 year

Apparently the #GalaxyS23 has reached sacred level. "If God had a blower..."

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4 years

Christ, can I please just point out I don't ever get paid for reviews? I've been offered huge amounts of cash to review stuff and I've 100% turned that shit down. Because it's corrupt bullshit. And yet every time I favourably review something: "China Paid Review!"

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3 years

Been second jabbed, huzzah! Time to whip off the mask and start licking strangers again

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2 years

The @Nothing Ear Stick is just £99, looks snazzy, sounds great, survived the mosh test... here's my full review #NothingEarStick

Nothing Ear Stick Review | One of a kind true wireless earbuds!

Reviewing the Nothing Ear Stick, a set of true wireless earbuds that offer a different experience to the Ear 1. This unboxing and one-week review shows off t...

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1 year

It's fucking shit?

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2 years

Some poor fucker didn't watch my review then...

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1 year

Lol at whoever chucked this on iFunny, I reckon I'd make a hot blonde

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1 year

Motorola making sure I keep busy in March! Which one do you wanna see a video on first?

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1 year

Now this is a burrito! From Burrito Buoy in Folkestone

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2 years

A little stunt from a recent video. As if I wasn't already killing my braincells quick enough with booze....

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Chris Barraclough

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3 years

Either my brain is drunk from lack of sleep or YouTube has turned me...Spanish?

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3 years

Samsung's fresh A52 5G sports beefy specs for £399 inc. 120Hz AMOLED display, SD750G, 4500mAh battery & quad-lens camera. Here's my unboxing, and for extra fun, see if you can spot the rogue fluff that stuck to my bald bonce for the Entire Goddamn Video

Samsung Galaxy A52 5G | Unboxing & Full Tour

Unboxing the Samsung Galaxy A52 5G, a fresh mid-range smartphone boasting a quad-lens camera, Snapdragon 750G smarts and a 120Hz AMOLED screen. This hands-on...

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8 months

FINALLY! Now I can stop playing this bloody game

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3 years

Boner time

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1 year

That happy moment when you open a hotel drawer and find...

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Chris Barraclough

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9 years

How the fuck will a Pret in Shoreditch push up local prices? You thick twats already pay a fiver for a bowl of fucking cereal.

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Chris Barraclough

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4 months

"I want this edit finished before the mandatory 11am tummy tickles or I'll fucking end you"

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

32 hours of travelling later, I could go home and shower, but oh fuck it

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Chris Barraclough

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3 years

Tech Spurt has hired some new members! Say hello to Spurty and Spurtier (real names pending)

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

My Friday nights now consist of listening to a Lovecraftian version of Peppa Pig singing Baby Shark. Please send whisky. Or a shotgun.

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3 years

This past month I've had four phone samples arrive in a massive briefcase, for whatever reason. Wondering if I should start up Briefcase Spurt.

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3 years

Clearing out the attic and unearthing all kinds of classic tech memories. Annoyingly all empty boxes, Christ knows where the phones are!

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3 years

Second video almost finished for tomorrow's big phone launch, five more in the bag for other launches next week. Time to go stick my head in a bucket of black coffee...

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

Every day I get designers emailing that my thumbnails suck and I should hire them. And every time their samples have bright green/purple BGs and one or two words in bold, often with an arrow pointing to nothing. You know, like EVERY FUCKING YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL

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Chris Barraclough

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11 months

First (fluffy) photos taken #withNothing #NothingPhone2

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Chris Barraclough

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4 years

Quick stats update for PRs... 225k 'Spurters' (I didn't coin this term I swear!) Over 4 million monthly video views (all organic) Almost 100k likes and 15k video shares per month

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1 year

This mood today

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Chris Barraclough

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5 months

Found a bar in Strasbourg with about 200 whiskys on tap. If you need me before 2024, good fucking luck!

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Chris Barraclough

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10 months

Enjoying #SamsungUnpacked with @VodafoneUK , so many shiny new things! Here's selfie one with the #GalaxyZFlip5 , time to run off and shoot an unboxing!

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2 years

Since creators love to show off their 'tech bag' for trips, here's what I'm packing for #IFA2022 . All of the essentials, spare pair of pants included

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2 years

Finally back in Belgium, starting light with a 6 percenter. It's all up/downhill from here...

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2 years

This is the massive framed photo hanging on my Barcelona hotel room wall. Looks like something I'd shoot after twelve shandies and a pint of Drambuie

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2 years

Pulled a muscle putting on sun lotion. Getting old is rubbish.

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1 year

Just started a seven hour journey to Barcelona and just realised that anime show I downloaded...yeah, I somehow got the French dub version #merde

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2 years

Sun beers YES

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2 years

Celebrating a rich old lady I've never met not being dead by getting pass out cold drunk

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8 months

Jesus fuck, despite not giving any shites about Spurs or the Scousers, that match was more entertaining than your mum's OnlyFans

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3 years

I just opened Google Docs and started singing 'Who Let The Docs Out' and you now have my permission to kill me dead

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1 year

#HappyPlace

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11 months

Turns out 'proprietary' is an absolute bellend of a word to say on video

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

Easily the worst phone I've reviewed in 2022. Avoid like it's a bag of sick being dangled over a pit of excrement with a rope weaved from the demon-infused pubic hairs of Charlie Manson

iPhone SE 3 (2022) Review | One month later...

Reviewing Apple's iPhone SE 3, the 2022 model that's more affordable but also feels like a relic, including full thoughts on the camera, gaming performance, ...

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1 year

Lol I actually forgot #WWDC23 was even today, until I opened Twitter and was suddenly drowning in a bukkake fountain of hyperjizz from the Apple circlejerk crew

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1 year

@TechSpurtVideo lovely NOT to hear from you now, the silent voice of reason while all the other #apple berks spaff

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Chris Barraclough

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5 years

#BigSpurt

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

Awww fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Chris Barraclough

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8 months

iPhone getting lots of YouTube love!

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2 years

Sick of hearing about £1000 phones packed with year-old tech, sporting notches that resemble a nasty floater? Here's a video about sub-£200 blowers!

Best Budget Phones Under £200 (Summer 2022) | Top 13 Cheap Smartpho...

Reviewing the best budget smartphones of 2022 with a price under £200 here in the UK, including the top camera phones, gaming mobiles, 5G devices and more. I...

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Chris Barraclough

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6 months

AI is pretty useful for some stuff. Like creating relaxing images of James Corden falling into a lake of lava

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Chris Barraclough

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2 years

Ahead of the massive @ASUS_ROG #CES2022 launch, I've got my mitts on an innovative new gaming device - video coming on Tech Spurt soon! You can watch the virtual ROG launch here on Jan 4 at 7pm UK time: #AD #CES2022ROG #FORTHOSEWHODARE #THERISEOFGAMERS

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Chris Barraclough

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3 years

Okay so my Echo Show has set a timer for 122 hours all by itself, and refuses to acknowledge its existence when we try and cancel. Five days until Alexa Armageddon?

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3 years

Macbook Pro M1 smashing it out the motherfucking park again today

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1 year

Ballloridjcbrbsgagfb

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2 years

Hands-on at the #NothingPhone1 #Nothingevent

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1 year

Christ, if you work for a website and it runs a competition, family members are banned from entering...but MPs can nominate their own dad for a knighthood. Even if they're horrendous fuckheads

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Boris Johnson has nominated his father Stanley for a knighthood. Here's what Boris's mother Charlotte said about the abuse Stanley subjected her to.

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1 year

This is bloody delicious

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10 months

Lolz alright who's the joker

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2 years

Can you still use the word 'unexpectedly' when it happens all the fucking time though?

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2 years

I think my freeze-framed face sums up my feelings nicely. Almost five grand, this hot slice of garbage

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7 months

iPhone 15 Pro Max STILL doesn’t like data roaming, ‘3G’ logo flashing on and off now I’m in France, no internet connection. Anyone else had this problem? SIM works fine when I swap into a £300 Android

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3 years

I do love re-reviewing old phones and stumbling across random shit from god knows where lurking in the gallery

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3 years

Apple fanboys sure don't like it when you say that a piece of technology they've never touched isn't as good as what another YouTuber says it is

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Chris Barraclough

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1 year

Ho ho ho, been a 'cracker' of a year for Tech Spurt, almost 60m views so far! Here's a final festive feast of Tech Spurt Weekly that's almost as palatable as week-old eggnog...

A Tech Spurt Christmas | TSW137

It's the Tech Spurt Christmas Office Party and everyone's invited! Not everyone obviously, just Uncle Spurt, his trusty (and crusty) sock and of course Kevin...

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Chris Barraclough

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4 years

Kudos to the three people who manage to hit the dislike button literally seconds after I publish every single video. That's some serious dedication to hating my guts.

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Chris Barraclough

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11 months

Another week kicked right in the twat, even reviewing an iPhone didn't do me in. This much needed.... Happy weekend!

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3 years

Sploosh

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Chris Barraclough

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3 years

Second brewery trip in two weeks, life feeling restored!

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3 years

Working hard for that Christmas hangover

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Chris Barraclough

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5 years

Just had to reshoot an entire review after realising I had a dried glob of tomato sauce in my beard. That's the kind of behind-the-scenes tidbit you won't get from other YouTube twats, people.

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2 years

The night is young but already on this tasty wee bugger

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Chris Barraclough

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4 years

OK, straight up, I shot a Note 20 Ultra unboxing this morning...but instead of editing, I drank beer and watched Muppets with the sprog. So here's an Ultra selfie of me looking slightly startled drunk, video coming tomorrow!

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Chris Barraclough

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5 years

Tech 'influencers' Photoshopping pics of themselves with tech they've never even touched seems a worrying trend. No different to travel bloggers inserting themselves in photos of places they've never visited. Just straight up deceit.

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Chris Barraclough

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8 months

Anyone who's heard me these past few days, cursing like a sailor who just dropped a cement block on his toe after discovering his wife in bed with his best mate and his dad, will know how my first week with the #iPhone15ProMax has gone

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Chris Barraclough

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8 months

Today's #RandoBeer is an Aunt Bessie crumble & custard. The lass at Morrison's said "I'm Scottish and even I'd not drink that".

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Chris Barraclough

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4 years

Bejaysus what a relentless week, big hugs to fellow journos who survived it intact. Gonna celebrate record channel views by getting this beast in my FACE