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It’s a joke, calm down dummy. Decadence & Debauchery Inventor and pediatrician

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@KyleBrandt He started acting phony with Ciara. It’s like he knew he had to act cool on their 1st date and put on an act and hasn’t been able to stop since.
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@ClayTravis @Avik Where are you getting this solo shot from? He’s literally with Seth myers
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@jacksonmahomes Guys, it’s clear the bar lied. There’s no way that Jackson could find enough people to hang out with him to have a party “too big”
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@GreatWhite85 @MeganMakinMoney That’s not how over under works.
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@BarstoolBigCat The responses to this tweet show the irrational hatred people have toward Barstool. Some people are just on the outside looking in and don’t understand the jokes.
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@JordynWoodruff True. Michael Jordan never criticized anyone. He was always super supportive and built the people around him up.
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@ClayTravis I wouldn’t watch if it were in my back yard. Has nothing to do with China.
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@DonLew87 How come he wasn’t cancelled then and we waited 30 years to be mad about this?
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@SouthBeachCody @MichaelRyanRuiz @Commanders Wearing a nike jersey (which he never wore) With mismatching reebok pants. Wearing adidas soccer cleats?
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@sgevans @TaylorTwellman Too be fair, when you’ve been in Vegas since the middle of the week you kinda want to die by Sunday.
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@ClayTravis Delete your account now if you think this is real. It’s literally a room full of actors winning awards for acting.
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Hey @verified Please remove @PFTCommenter 's checkmark. Not cool @Twitter . Not. Cool.
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@Variety But there’s good news, the deal just went through. He now owns triples of the Nova.
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@MorningBrew Is being a financial resource while also having a criminal finance fraud on your board your side hustle?
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@CS_312 @StoolFootball That isn’t a picture of Pele
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@HistoryInPix Oh, this was a cool account until it got an agenda.
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@latestinspace @thedopp84 How much more in taxes should we pay to help this?
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@AlexBerenson Aren’t you the same person that shames Dr’s for blocking and not engaging with you?
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@ProFootballTalk Actually when you are running out of bounds you do not get credit for going up the field after going out. The play is stopped and the refs spot it where you went out of bounds. Kinda weird you never noticed that.
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@MattDoyle76 But if Mexico is down late we can just let CR pump in goals to make Mexico play in the playoff…
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@kellyinvegas She’s actually married to his brother.
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@hen_ease Pat’s wife is actually Jackson’s soulmate.
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@BloodyMathias88 @Variety Chet is far and away the best Hanks.
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@getnickwright Caitlin’s taunt was just so much more effortless/smooth and swaggy. Angel’s was just kinda try-hard and clunky. The only thing folks should be mad about is how it didn’t hit as well due to the clunkiness.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Are Bonito Fish big?
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@Peak_a_BOON @ATLUTD @MLS @ThiagoAlmada08 @FIFAWorldCup @fifaworldcup_es @MLSes What does it matter? You the ink the first player in the league to make it this far is also going to be the golden boot winner?
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@stoolpresidente Can the salsa people contact me tho? Sounds good.
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@PFTCommenter 69 minutes to kickoff
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@BlakeTTurned @Zero_Enigma_ @evelinaa_m @BrotherHQ Everyone gets picked on, it’s an important piece of comedy. Comedians punch up/down/sideways/backwards. It’s never not been a part of comedy, its inclusive.
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@TheGrassSink @33KSU I think an intelligent guy who points out a very flawed post is actually pretty fun. You’re the one who sucks at parties because your burns don’t make sense.
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@duck_a_ROO @stoolpresidente Which are WRITE OFFS for those companies. The EXACT type of tax dodging she is protesting.
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@barstoolsports I think a lot of people would be shocked at how little some of their favorite athletes could not care less about their own sport.
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@stoolpresidente @SIRIUSXM I wouldn’t go outside if he were playing in my back yard.
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@TheFlightMike So he helped kill a dude and we’re just not gonna talk about it???😂😂😂
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@BarstoolBigCat I feel like he’s become self-aware and is just being cheeky now.
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@diannaESPN @BarstoolBigCat Dianna about to mysteriously disappear after ESPN execs find out she wrote about a barstool person.
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@MLS 1. Offside 2. Mosquera should have gotten a red earlier for that embarassing flop.
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@TaylorTwellman @LAGalaxy Some players are listening to some Karens in the crowd to make the Karens feel good about themselves.
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@BSSportsbook That Cleveland dude needs to be dancing in their face! Where did he go??
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@Tamajapo @Laceydentist @Hats_Mama @AlexiLalas Your sport has a political affiliation?
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@SmootPete @RepThomasMassie @SpeakerPelosi How about hit and runs? Any thoughts there?
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@kellykeegs Movie. Or the two poorest drug dealers in town finally had their day of reckoning.
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@FCinCR @HistoryInPix Not the point, this was a nice account to follow on Twitter where you didn't get an agenda.
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@ClayTravis @Outkick I thought it was because you use the word woke 21 times per article.
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@Hous_Ya_Daddy @fccincinnati @MLS @WestEndStadium Imagine the value of your home doubling cause someone built a soccer field next to you.
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@BarstoolBigCat I mean, someone will find it and instantly become an eBay millionaire. Rovell will totally buy it.
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@kellyinvegas @ArielEpstein Wait, what psycho calls heads?
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@ClayTravis @julie_kelly2 So in your world being with other people is “by yourself?”
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@hodgetwins Dems and republicans have literally turned into the EXACT same person.
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@Ben_Cary_ @ToddFuhrman @stuholden That’s his hand. Hand can’t play the ball and thus can’t keep a person onside.
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@Sam4TR Nike jersey (he never wore Nike) Mismatching Reebok pants.
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@scrowder Equating those two is a bit strange.
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@darrenrovell @serenawilliams @alexisohanian Not true, a new born was just born in Green Bay.
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@PFTCommenter The Simone Biles of horses. Horse is a hero.
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@PFTCommenter The NFL don’t recognize a difference. The Panthers are simply a singular Carolina.
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@WoSoHoMo @CarliLloyd @FedEx Licking the boots of a corporation like FedEx is a wild take here.
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@SportsGuy_44_45 @darrenrovell Okay but both those refunds are positive for bettors.
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@StoolFootball Imperfect angle. Let it go, close enough, keep the play moving.
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@BirkMatt New flag is better. If it came first you’d be furious we changed it to this.
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@_willcompton Nice contain tho.
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@ProFootballTalk It’s not illegal to drink and drive in Texas if your child is in the Super Bowl. Did this law get changed?
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@BarstoolBigCat We want to listen. It’s just so hard that we have to selectively tune out when he’s on. He brings nothing to the table from an entertainment value standpoint.
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@nflthrowback @KyleBrandt @TwentyER It’s bananas that laterals aren’t utilized more in football. If your offense doesn’t include 2-3 hook n ladders a game you flat out aren’t doing football correctly.
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@KingJames It’s a shame this ring doesn’t count. On the plus side this .5 half ring will add to your other strike shortened half ring to equal one full ring!
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@truther_dare @isabellarileyus Wait, everyone is also bothered by this.
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@TBTimes_Sports You can always not try to throw the ball 120 mph and try to actually control it. Just a thought.
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@katienolan @jemelehill To talk about the ESPN holiday layoffs?
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@CHold @House_Dietz @bb3065 Minnesotan here. Same as walking on a dry sidewalk except more carefully.
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@BartimusPrime19 @Julio_1111 Wanting the other group to ask for permission sounds like you want a stranglehold.
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@alexandracooper Does she like, really talk like that?
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@TaylorTwellman @SportsCenter Gregg could go on to win the next two world cups and never lose a game and people will irrationally hate him because soccer snobs prefer life that way.
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@barstoolsports Home crowd with the shrieking silence is the best sound in sports.
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@_katya_long @Marisa_Ingemi @seattletimes It’s actually funny that this person works for Business Insider.
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@ClayTravis Why should we care what Trump does?
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@DemsAbroad @atrupar @tbluvoter I mean, it’s kinda a loss to even require a recall vote.
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@nutaburner691 @stoolpresidente @jacksonmahomes Almost as if young people are a better demo than old people. Crazy.
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@JonC4D1 @Sportico Yeah, maybe they can stop looking like NASCAR with all the ads over the kits with this money.
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@WhitlockJason No way it’s better than Baseketball.
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@PFTCommenter “And it’s all true”
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@ClayTravis The jab helps you from becoming seriously ill. What are you confused on here, how are you not understanding this yet?
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@Alex93293872 @ClayTravis @RandPaul @mcuban When you have a friend and his wife who are very sick and then end your story with “let’s see if he goes to meet his creator”. Wff? What kind of psychopath human are you?
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@PFTCommenter Nike jersey (he never wore Nike) Mismatching Reebok pants. Embarrassing.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Wtf am I watching??? How come this video looks like a movie and NFL highlights from the 90’s look like they were recorded with a Polaroid camera?
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@ProFootballTalk You think you should be rewarded when you fumble? That is asinine.
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@tomgreenlive Why is space cold if the sun is hot?
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@BThomps81 Correct call but This rule needs to be changed in the end zone and out of bounds plays. Once you have possession and you’re in the end zone the play is dead. Should not matter if you possess the ball later.
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@attn So nobody sees how their could be consequences to paying $3 for something that costs $1000?
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@BarstoolBigCat See, if the NFL got a handle on their taunting problem we wouldn’t see this type of issue at the youth levels.
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@darrenrovell It was also the last year the game was playable.
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@usmntonly @o_w_design @morganrdesign Concept? It’s just a copy of something they already had.
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@ToddFuhrman You make it sound like they are doing it by horse and buggy.
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@TheCousinSal The 1,067th research joke about this on Twitter and they’ve been broken up for 6 minutes.
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@stoolpresidente 2. One guy is Bad. The other one is Bunny.
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@BSSportsbook Rules? No. But should absolutely be a catch. If you have possession in the end zone the play is dead once the second foot comes down on a catch.
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@BSSportsbook Delete this
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@AlexBerenson Are you rooting for them to fail?
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@AlexiLalas Kinda like how refs swallow the whistle on Hail Marys in football
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