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@Tasiaalexuss

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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
2 months
Get it Lexxxiiiii
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
One day I was having a rough morning and scrambling so I wasn’t able to pack my lunch; I came into the kitchen and my son had packed my lunch. I got to work and saw he wrote me a note for the day saying “I love you mom”. I cried for 5 mins. Had to get it tatted. Definitely my fav
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Your favourite tattoo on your body?
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
Context, I write him notes every single day and put them in his lunchbox. It’s amazing what kids pay attention to 🥹.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
I’m currently deployed and seeing it every day warms my heart and helps me through this time without him.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
Ur fav mom/son duo 🫶🏼
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
@Str8CashTwist 🤣🤣🤣 you got too much dip on your chip there big dawg
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
@_MCMXClV 🤣🤣🤣nah he packed a peanut butter jelly sandwich (cut in half like I do his), cheese it’s, a water and one of his flavor packets lol
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@Tasiaalexuss
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2 years
24K Day✨
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@Tasiaalexuss
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1 year
@AlexisTheBee90 Aye not too much on his handwriting 🤣🤣🤣 but yeah, I had the guy make a copy of the paper towel and trace it
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
@harmoniavibes They are truly the best. And you most definitely should 🫶🏼
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
2 years
If ya nigga got glitter on him tonight, it was me 🥱😂
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
@TeweDami @OjoObaRihanot I’m doing my best out here 🥹💕.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
6 years
@chelseavcomo This is that good quality sweet shit I like to see on my TL 😭💙
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
Happy holidays 🥰🇭🇳
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Lexi.
1 year
@bowdown2marah The attention to detail was insane 🥹
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
1 year
@Benniewines1 Yes, I had the guy copy the paper towel on their tattoo paper (idk what it’s called lmao) and trace it.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
I’ve really been making lots of moves in silence lately, so with that being said, ya girl got an interview at the White House 🤪
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I got selected out of everyone in the wing to participate in Pres. Elect Joe Biden’s inauguration next month🥰🥳.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
9 months
Pretty in Pink 🩷
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
Brunch 🥂
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
2 years
The night just started y’all 🥳
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I did it guys. I just reported my abuser. I won’t talk about it until I’m ready however, I will say this whole shitty process is why women don’t report sexual assault. What’s the point?
@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I’m gonna go do a thing tomorrow.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
1 thing about me, IMMA DANCE🗣 #CountdownTo22 🥳
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Baby boy’s first day of football🖤
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Boy mom😍 #nationalsonsday
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Wow I just saw Princeton’s tip.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
Lmfaaaaooo y’all, I whooped my son this morning after he decided it was a good idea to swing at me and tell me why he’s gonna say “that’s why you didn’t even hit me hard” 😧 I oughta knock the shit outta him😂😂😂
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Cam is very pleased
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
My hot tub is so lit omg; I’m in it for the first time!!
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
Lexi in her natural habitat🖤
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
Face cards.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
Mfs be all like “toxic this, negative that” yet be the bad energy in the room 🤣💀🤷🏽‍♀️
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Just found out my landscaper has been putting miracle grown in my lawn so he has to come cut more frequently and I have to pay him more LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRED.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
@princetonperez 🥺 I’ll apologize in person
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
6 years
@goddesslamuse @hooperjay011 Before I call your sister fine, how old is she?
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
Imma keep putting her on y’alls TL till she gets the recognition she deserves
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
In real life it’s usually the women spoiling the men🥱...
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
YALL I went to hug cam and he goes “oh my gosh do not touch me with your dirty hands, You just washed this shirt” and I was like “but my hands are clean, look” and he goes “mommy germs are very tiny so you can see them, but trust me your hands are dirty” 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🥺 asshole.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
If you’re going to @SouthPadreHQ the week of the 11th and wanna be friends hmu 😌
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Y’all really be out here fucking mfs that won’t give you head? 🤣😭🥴 fuck outta here LMFAOOOOO.
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7 months
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
I have problems with my hips so before my boyfriend eats my va* he puts pillows under my thighs so I can rest my legs without my hips hurting and I think it’s the sweetest gesture 🥺💘. I love it here.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I’ve got the pool, hot tub, movie theater, stripper pole, club set up, and I’m waiting on my pool table and dart board; I love this fucking house.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
Y’all I applied at the pentagon and my application is being considered and I’m finna cry if I get this omfgggggg
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
I feel like Biden has won the election 5 different times since November
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
2 years
One day imma come across somebody who’s intentions are as pure as mine.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
LMFAOOOOO YALL😭🤣😩 I overheard my son on his zoom class and the teacher was asking them to spell a bunch of different words and Cam goes “My mom already taught me how to spell these words” 😩😭🤣 YEAAAAH BABY💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤣🤣🤣
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
LEARN THE MEANING OF CONSENT‼️‼️‼️‼️ Just because I’m open about my sex life doesn’t mean I want to fuck YOU🗣🗣🗣🗣 DO NOT FUCKING LAY A FINGER ON ME IF I DONT SAY ITS OKAY. Period.
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@Tasiaalexuss
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
3 years
I’ve found myself being less interested in social media
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Today is the trial for my sexual assault case and I’m literally shaking walking into the court rn... I’m trying to act okay but I’m not sure what to expect and I’m not comfortable with telling my story once again...
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
5 years
My son is the fucking cutest 💙
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
@cashdi0rr She said they were $4,600 for 10 top and 10 bottom. She went to some guy in Cali, Colombia
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I was so drunk last night I shitted on myself 😭🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣 and my man walked in the bathroom as I’m rinsing my drawls bc I’m DYING laughing and he goes “r u okay” and I’m like “yeah I just peed myself” 😭🤣 whole time I SHITTTTTTED. Liquidy ass fart🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
AYYOOOOOOO LMFAAAAAOOO this nigga just pulled up beside us at the light and was like “excuse me, I’m lost, could you give me directions?” And I’m like “yeah, directions to where?” This man goes “to your heart” and pulls off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAAAAYY THAT WAS A FUCKING LINEEE
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
A bitch finna cry😭😭 ONE more class, ONLY 3 MORE CREDITS AND ILL HAVE MY FIRST DEGREE😭😩 it took me a little longer than I wanted because of life, but BYYYYYEEEEE.
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
I don’t think I ever told y’all that I got that dude that was bragging about his $900 car payment, fired 🥴
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@Tasiaalexuss
Lexi.
4 years
Why’re y’all so obsessed with their family? Russel is married to his mom, he’s been there raising him every single day, that’s his fucking dad. I guess y’all are just so used to your step parents visibly treating you like you aren’t theirs to understand this.
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4 years
My son just crawled back into bed with me and holds me and he goes “mommy, you’re so so soft but you really need to brush your teeth” 🤣😭 gtfo my face.
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
I slipped my tongue to his butt when I was licking the gooch and I got sent home🙄 I thought he said he was freaky🤷🏽‍♀️🥴🤣
@fineapple22_
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Y’all ever had someone who claimed to be “a freak” disappoint tf outta you??
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My son is taking is placement test via zoom right now and I’m over here cheesing from ear to ear in the other room because he’s answered EVERYTHING correctly and now he’s reading so clearly I’m shook😩😭😭😭😭😭
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
Cam just busted in my room and said “get out of this bed and make me some breakfast .... and let me know when it’s done.... PLEASE!” 🤣🤣🤣 wtf?
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
I think I’m finally gonna do a close friends on insta and snap 😭🤣 who wants to be added?
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5 years
My son is in his room having a midlife crisis, he’s talking to himself like “I am such a spoiled boy” “I’m so so so spoiled, and I cannot go on any longer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t blame her at all, y’all be charging $100 late fees and shit😭😭😂😭
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i have a client at 9 am, she gone dm me 7:45 talking about i’m here????? lmfaoooo OK????? see you at 9 tf😭
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4 years
Legalizing marijuana should come with dropping all charges for anybody with that specific drug related offense. Period.
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5 years
My 4 yr old just informed me that “this holiday is not over until I say it’s over” in regards to his birthday 🤣
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5 years
I just made a huge mess in the kitchen and cam goes “it’s okay mommy it happens, I’ll clean it up for you” 😭 oh fuck I’m crying
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@Tasiaalexuss
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3 years
Inauguration Day 🥰 yall look for me during the parade!
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5 years
I am NOT the friend to go to if you want someone to sugarcoat shit for you. I’m always gonna tell you like it is.
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5 years
On everything we got the baddest bitches in our branch 🥵🤤
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4 years
I’ll kick it with anybody idc; I don’t give a fuck who you are, where you from, what other people think about you, etc. If you like to have a good ass time then I’m in there
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3 years
I wanna fuck you.
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Lexi.
5 years
I graduate today 😇
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Lexi.
5 years
I was having a really rough day today and tell me why my fiancée comes home with flowers and Reese’s cups😭💙 not to mention she paid for my nails and toes to get done for Jamaica. I can’t fucking wait to take her last name.
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HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Ya girl finished this semester with a 3.5😭😭😭 pls pls pls lemme have this moment because I really thought I was done for. I completely bullshitted one of my exams but I got a fucking B😅
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4 years
Deep stroke my throat til you make me choke 🥺🥺🥺
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4 years
Now that swim has ended I’m surprising Camari and taking him to his first martial arts class tonight😭 YALL, HE IS GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT; this is all he talks about wanting to do😩🖤
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My kid is the sweetest, he’s on ft with somebody and says “sorry, I had to go downstairs to check on my mom and make sure she’s okay because she is just sitting there in the dark” 🤣🤣 I’m fine btw I just like the dark.
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4 years
Just to look at my life now is so crazy. I went from crying every single night while pregnant at the age of 16 because I had no idea how I would take care of a baby financially and physically to having the most amazing 5 year old and every/anything I could ever imagine😭😭😭
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5 years
FINALLY 21 🥳🥳🥳
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5 years
My son just looked me dead in my eyes and said “mommy, are we rich?” LMFAAAAOOO who’s gonna break it to him?
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5 years
I can’t believe I’m getting married, like holy shit. I found the one person I love whole heartedly and I get to spend the rest of my life with her🥰
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@Tasiaalexuss
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4 years
👀 this what y’all doing for a PS5?
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5 years
Mothers are the fucking shit. Period.
@thatgirlljackie
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When you just gave birth but you have an exam tomorrow 😁
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4 years
But.... beef is the best one...
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4 years
I tweeted Joe Biden last week complaining that they lowered our military tuition assistance... tell me why this morning it was restored back to the original amount effective immediately 😇💃🏽.
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Okay I’m allowed to share now that I’ve received my “official” notification .... YA GIRL FINALLY GOT AN ASSIGNMENT 😛😛😛😛😛😛 PEACE OUT TEXAS ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽
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4 years
OMFG YALL!!!!! I just received the best news of my life and I cannot wait to share😌
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4 years
He was taking sooo long to come start the movie and I thought he was standing me up but really he was in the kitchen making us popcorn 🥺🖤 He burnt the first bag which is what took so long, I love this kid🥰
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4 years
My mini and I are starting our Halloween movie marathon a day early 🥰
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5 years
I’m so glad I’m able to provide an amazing lifestyle for my kiddo.
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4 years
I just had the craziest encounter in the women’s room 😅 this lady washing her hands beside me straight up says “I can’t believe we have to wash our hands this much now” ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BITCH WYM NOW?!?!?!?
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I have the coolest kid on earth. Man rolls over and the first thing outta his mouth is “can we go to brunch since I don’t have school today” HELL YES WE CAN BABY BOYYYY. He gets me.
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2 years
Morning sex >. Top tier.
@the_royalgizell
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why morning coochie be so wet and ready 😩
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6 years
SAID YOU WASNT WIT HIM NOW YOU WIT HIM NOW HUH!?
@YoungMAMusic
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Oh that’s ya nigga now huh?...
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5 years
YA GIRL GOT A FUCKING 80!!!! IM OUT THIS BITCH 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Lexi.
5 years
Final test today at ALS, hopefully I’ll be graduating Wednesday 😅
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Hearing the excitement in my son’s voice once he saw the Disney world sign makes all this hard work worth it 😩💖
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5 years
Y’all, even if I don’t get the position making it this far into the process has boosted my confidence in myself so much! Most people don’t make it past the credit check portion, all that’s left is my face to face 😬 yAyayayyy
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My son is HILARIOUS 🤣 he called my ma and said “you always give me money, so can you please give me money for snacks for Josie’s house?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she gave him $20, tell me why he waving the 20 around in the store hollering “I’m rich, I’m soooo rich” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
My bf showed up at the nail salon, paid for my stuff and dipped 🙂💜
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Lexi.
3 years
This what I mean by girls night 🙂
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