Mia Mastroianni @Tall_Mia Twitter profile

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Mia Mastroianni

4 years

Guys, I think I’m reaching the point where I’m ready to have late night conversations with Jake from State Farm. #Khakis #Boredom

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Green eyes 💚 Green dress 💚 Can’t lose 💚

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Super special VIP airport pickup! 🚗🌟 Such a gift spending an afternoon lady-date with @oh_lisamarie - THANK YOU!🙏🏻💖👯‍♀️😘 #FriendsInRealLife #Vegas #Brunettes #Enthusiasm #Snacks #Cocktails #HeartSparkles #WhereIsPhilWills

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

I did a thing 💇🏻 Bang Bang 🖤 #Hair #Fringe #Bangs #BangBang #SheBangs #HairCut #Chop #Change #Brave #Snippets

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

There’re some hurtful people on the internet who use it as a tool 2 break down others. If you don’t like me, COOL. I don’t know u & u don’t know me- but in these tough times when we are all fragile, please either unfollow or ignore me. Direct messages of pure hatred are just ugly

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

I love the smell of Coppertone 🏖 Today is the day that I’ve needed- thank you @macberrycott - love you! 💖☀️🌊 #Summer #Neighbors #SerenityNow #Beach #BeachDay #Sun #Sand #Swimming #FamilyFIRST #NSB

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

I’m thinking of writing a book: it will be a compilation of screen grabs of all the wildly inappropriate DM’s I receive through all of my social media outlets. #DontBeADick #KeepItClean OR I may just look for your mothers on social media and fwd to them... 🙈🍆🍑🤦🏻‍♀️😱

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

1 year

It’s my birthday- the rules state that you have to be nice to me and give me cake! 🧁💖🎂

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎄🎁 🎅🏻♥️ #IWokeUpLikeThis #ChristmasMorning About to pop some champagne with the family before our tradition of competitive stockings! #Nice ??? #Naughty ???

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

117 in the shade. Some jobs still require masks. 😷 Turning these lemons into lemonade. 🍋☀️🍋💛🍋

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

I’m officially naming today as my own personal @thephilwills APPRECIATION DAY! A true friend IN REAL LIFE who is unconditionally there through thick and thin and always makes me laugh! (His wife is equally cool and once Covid has passed, I will FINALLY meet his daughter!) 💖

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

My heart is not into this holiday. 🖤 Chosing to focus on #SelfCare and #Friendships . So grateful for the wonderful people in my life who love and support me. #valentinesday2020

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Another night... Another Virtual Happy Hour ♥️ #HappyHour #Cocktails #Bartender #Virtual #TheMixology

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

#TBT Don’t tell me to smile. I’ll smile when I want to. #Smile #Women #Society #SmilesAreEARNED #SmilesForMiles #StopTellingWomenToSmile #MeanMia 😶😐😶

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Guys... I just made it out of @Target with ONLY the things that were on my list and spent less than $20. This is a FIRST. 😱 #Accomplishment #ItCANbeDone

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Trust that an ending is followed by a beginning... let’s see what you’ve got 2020! 💖 #HappyNewYear #2020Vision ✌🏻

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Welp... Goonies is on. There goes my night. #MyWish #MyDream “Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.” #GooniesNeverSayDie

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

If I did anything right today, it was teaching a 5 year old that raccoons can also be called *trash pandas* 😆🦝 🐼♥️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Bye bye #2020 . A year that can only be summed up with a solid WTF? #HappyNewYear 🥂

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

I miss people. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #Sunday

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

TRAVEL DAY Up since 2:45am Airport by 4am Boarded at 5:15am Took off at 6am Landed at 2:20pm (time change) Bus at 3:40pm Hugs with Mom & Pa at 5:58pm Wine on the porch by 6:35pm Sunset at 7:53pm Shrimp scampi at 8:33pm ✨Totally worth my numb ass from all the sitting/travel ✨

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

What day is it? Does it even matter anymore? What world are we living in??? #StartingToLoseIt #StayHome #StaySafe #WashYourHands #Tuesday 🌎🖤 *old photo... pre-mask lyfe 😷

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

11 months

Anyone remember this gem? #BarRescue #TBT #CleanYourBar #CheckYourBottles 🤢

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

How in the world is it already SEPTEMBER??? Does that mean it’s officially Sweater Weather? 🗓🍂🧥🍁👢 #September #Autumn #Fall #SweaterWeather #Sunday

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

1 year

It’s possible that I might be having TOO much fun this week as a judge on the panel to select the next #MissMichigan 👑

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Hey... remember that time I made a few drinks? Oh... wait... #TheBestDrinkEver #Shake #Smile #Dimples #Bar #Bartender #Cocktails #CocktailShoot 🍹🍸🥃

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Someone throw a fan on me... it’s HOT! 🔥🌡☀️🥵 #LA #Heatwave #LosAngeles #CA #AC #AirConditioning #Sun #Hot #Humid #GreenEyes #Dimples #StayCool 🕶

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Jumanji: but make it fashion. Auntie Mia knows how to rock a 3yr old safari bday party 🥳🐍 #SayItWithASnake #Snake #ProtectTheAmazon #AintNoSnakesOnThisPlane #ItsBritneyBitch #AliceCooperAlways #PeachesTheSnake #BurmesePython

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

I made it through Christmas… 🎄

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Test results in: COVID NEGATIVE. I’ve been following LA County rules: isolating & remaining vigilant about sanitation, but am happy that I’m not an asymptomatic carrier... and I will continue to follow guidance and protocols. #StaySafe

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Thanks @BarRescue - LOVE YOU GUYS! 💖

Bar Rescue

@BarRescue

6 years

Happy #InternationalWomensDay ! Shoutout to all the women bartenders who are kicking butt everyday. 👊 #BarRescue

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

As a complete stranger, if you decide to DM a grown adult woman, maybe DON’T address her as “baby girl.” I guarantee you won’t be getting a reply. #PSA

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

GRATITUDE. Thanksgiving. This year I celebrate the bittersweet: the good & the bad- but am endlessly grateful for the loving friends & family by my side who see me through the best & worst of all of it. Cheers to all of you my turkeys 🦃 🍂 🥧 🥃 🍽 ♥️ #HappyThankgiving

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

♥️ Every day you wake up is a good day! But #BarRescue marathons certainly help!

JustChillin

@gt973

5 years

Back to back @BarRescue and back to back @Tall_Mia episodes this is a good day

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

This Sunday - I’ll be back on @BarRescue at 10/9c on @paramountnet . Tune in to see what we did in San Antonio 😜. It’s a real doozy for #MothersDay 💕

Bar Rescue

@BarRescue

5 years

Calling this bar a mess would be a understatement. 🤦‍♂️New #BarRescue this Sunday at 10/9c on @paramountnet . @JonTaffer

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Last night was another one of those unforgettable Hollywood moments that celebrated creativity & talent under a beautiful tent on a picturesque rooftop. I’m so grateful to have been part of the team serving up smiles and pouring gorgeous #KetelOne cocktails! #Emmys #GovernorsBall

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Sometimes people just cross into your life for a reason. I just had the best interaction with another human being who lifted up my day and once again made me realize that human connection is so important 💗 Put your phones down. Be kind and respect one another. #Communicate

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Happy #NationalCocktailDay make sure it’s a good one! Cheers! #cocktail #cocktails #bartender 🍹🍸🥃

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Thank you to absolutely everyone who made yesterday’s birthday feel so extra special on a day that could have been just another day in isolation. This was an exceptional and unforgettable one for the ages. THANK YOU EVERYONE! Please continue to stay safe! 💖 #HappyBirthday

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Smile... it’s Saturday 😁⁣⁣ #Saturday #Smile #SaturdayVibes #Weekend #Graffiti #StreetArt #LosAngeles #LA

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

My mother recently responded to a text with “WTF?” and while I’m not entirely sure where she picked that up, I’m a little proud of how advanced her texting has gotten... 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Tonight I ate an entire pineapple for dinner (for lack of other food in my house- and a general lack of motivation for leaving said house) 🍍 I also made some random purchases on @amazon - wine 🍷 may or may not have been involved #ChristmasInJuly 🎄🎁

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Birthday Wishes DO come true!Today I met @thetinychefshow & it was beyond my wildest dreams. The Chef & his team were so gracious & kind & he even showed me his tiny bar! Having his tiny hand around my neck made me feel so special & it’s a memory that will last a lifetime! 💚

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

An elderly man in a motorized shopping cart just yelled “BEEP” at me to avoid running me over in the supermarket. He was smiling and having the best time- while making no attempts to slow down. Sir, please continue to live your best life... we should all be having that much fun.

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

I have experienced a LOT of dramatic rescues throughout my tenure working with Boss Man #JonTaffer , but this particular week in San Antonio played out like a soap opera... tonight’s episode is not to be missed! 😱 Jon was on fire 🔥

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere... 🕰 Happy Friday! #TGIF #Friday #Cheers #Weekend #TeamBeer

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Another day, another window seat 💺 ♥️ ✈️ Thanks @Delta - #SkyMilesLife #Upgrade #Travel #Adventure *DontWorryIHaveTheNeckPillows #ProtectTheNeck ☠️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

I’m up early- does this mean I can have cookies for breakfast 🍪?

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Pizza is saving my life today 🍕

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

Right now I’m just angry at EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Carry on. 🙏

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

My @lyft driver is playing Xmas music. I’m not ok w/this. Let’s get through Thanksgiving before we start Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland with Annie Lennox. *I like Miss Lennox but let’s tap the breaks on this Xmas stuff cause baby it’s NOT cold outside! It’s a balmy 75! JUST NO.

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

9 months

Merry Christmas 🎄

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Sometimes I go into a bathroom that encourages graffiti and get caught up in the messages and when I read things like “Crystal + Anthony 2010 ♥️” I wonder if they’re still together

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Felt Grinchy... might delete later. #MondayMood #Grinch #RestingGrinchFace #BestWhiteElephantGift #Naughty #Nice #Whoville #Monday #Mood #SuperFunHolidayHappyHour #Cocktails #NewFriends #Leisure #LeisureWear 💚

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Sometimes at the end of a long day the best thing I can do is share a glass of wine with my mom... over the phone. Even though she’s 3000 miles away I’ll always be there... 🍷

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Ever go to your not usual grocery store and feel like you’ve walked into another dimension because nothing is where it’s *supposed* to be? It’s like an adventure... I just got myself a Kit Kat as a reward for making it out of there with the few things that I needed... #weird

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

7 years

Yup. I had 3 pieces of pizza for breakfast. 🍕🍕🍕 #TisTheSeason ❓❓❓

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

7 years

My dad sets the bar pretty high in terms of sentimental texts: "Hi Punk... Well, I suppose it was inevitable, but I just finished the last cookie... and I'm wondering how long it will be before you return and make some more... I miss you more than the cookies... Love, Pa" 💔

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Is this how you play golf??? ⛳️ 🏌🏻‍♀️ #TopGolf #FathersDay #OpenBar #Texas #Golf #MoreFlagsMoreFun #WhereIsPhilWills #Party #TallMia #Heels #Overalls #GolfBabes 📸: @fortyfour80

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

1 year

I’M GOING BACK TO PAGEANT-LAND! 👑 I have been selected to serve on the panel who will select Miss Michigan 2023 & Miss Michigan's Teen 2023 next month! I’m thrilled to be returning to the Miss America Organization as a judge! #MissMichigan #MissMichiganTeen #MAO

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

There is not a band aid big enough for this day. 😔💔 The first of all the future first’s without my Pa. #Ouch #Physical #Emotional #Mental #Grief #Pain

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Are jalapeño poppers considered “breakfast” ??? Asking for a friend...

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Stop. Breathe. And move forward.

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

3 years

Love you Tiff! 💖

Tiffany Derry

@MasterChefTD

3 years

Look who I’m filming with @Tall_Mia

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Happy Halloween witches 🎃👻🕷😈☠️🧟‍♀️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

Always a favorite clip 💖 Thanks @BarRescue - Happy Sunday everyone!

Bar Rescue

@BarRescue

5 years

Another epic shutdown by @JonTaffer & @Tall_Mia ! 👊Watch more owners get taken down a peg right now:

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

5 years

•LEAN IN• Get involved, shed your inhibitions and concerns and just do it. Stop waiting for an invitation, just lean in. #Tuesday #Initiative #TuesdayMotivation #LeanIn 🖤

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

🤦🏻‍♀️😆🤷🏻‍♀️

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@willyashby

4 years

@Tall_Mia “They shouldn’t mess it up” 😂 #BarRescue

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

🖤 FRIDAY 🖤 Take a load off. Enjoy the weekend. #Friday #FridayMood #FridayFeeling #TGIF #BlackAndWhite #Relax 🖤

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

I cannot be trusted around leftover Halloween candy... 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

It’s International Scotch Day - so it’s serendipitous that I’m having a dram good time pouring @usmacallan for the #FNF22 event this evening! #Grammys #GrammyAwards #Macallan #TheMacallan #Scotch #InternationalScotchDay #SingleMalt #DramGoodTimes 🥃♥️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Only #Valentine I’ll EVER need. Anyone or anything else is just bonus. 🐾 #EternalLove #Jack #MyJack #Valentines #Kitty #Cat #Love #Purr #PurrFect #Squish #Catsachusetts ♥️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Day #17 .... Is this where we are now? What’s everyone doing? Hobbies? (Other than sourdough bread) Hygiene? Mental health? Home workouts? I’m here for ALL of it! I just started @seinfeldtv from Season 1 Ep 1... and while endlessly entertaining, I NEED HELP! 🆘

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

6 years

Just THEE best!

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

When you’re enduring a heat wave, sometimes you just have to listen to your father, scrap all original dinner plans, and have ice cream for dinner! After all it is #NationalIceCreamDay 🍦🍨 #IceCream #GreatIdeas #Pa #Dinner 🥄

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@Tall_Mia

3 years

My mom and I are drinking champagne and CRANK CALLING my sister! Literally BLOCKING our number and calling and hanging up after playing jingle bells, music, etc… We think we’re so funny. 😆 #MyFamily 🍾🥂♥️

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

New episode TONIGHT! 🌟

Bar Rescue

@BarRescue

4 years

#BarRescue is all new TONIGHT at 10/9c on @ParamountNet .

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@Tall_Mia

4 years

I just squeezed a lime into my cocktail and discovered a TINY cut on my finger... Only bartenders can recognize and internally know this feeling, and it’s the most significant/insignificant feeling that has made me miss my profession the most 💚 #Hospitality #Bartenders #Covid

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

I just ate Christmas cookies for dinner... because I’m an adult and it’s been that kind of day. But yay 2019! So much room to prove yourself as spectacular... and cookies help. 🍪🍪🍪

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

Woke up to a Google Alert telling me I was mentioned in an *article* 🙈😆🤷🏻‍♀️ Ummmm... thanks Google? Feeling pretty humble... and confused by this random attention- as I drink my coffee in my glasses and flannel pajamas 😉

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

Bossman @jontaffer put @MasterChefTD and I to WERK with this one! Catch an all new #BarRescue tonight!

Bar Rescue

@BarRescue

5 years

The perfect meal: donkey balls, runny deviled eggs, and bad cocktails. 😋 Join us Sunday at 10/9c for a new #BarRescue ! @JonTaffer

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

Just woke up to pee... too soon to start with the #Guinness and pancakes? 🥞 #Traditions #HappySaintPatricksDay #StPatricksDay ⁠ ⁠ #KissMeImIrish 🍀

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

You know you’re a grown up/adult when: you don’t break into your parents liquor cabinet when they go to sleep... but you eat all the left-over CAKE! 🍰... and can enjoy a guilt-free beverage as you do so... 🤫🍷🥃 Thanks Mom & Pa!

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

It’s #WhiskeyWednesday AND #InternationalWhiskeyDay so I’m going to show some love to a personal favorite: Jack Daniel's 150th Anniversary Edition. It’s freakin’ exceptional! 🖤🥃 #JackDaniels #Whiskey #Lynchburg #TN #Tennessee #WomenWhoWhiskey

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

I just dropped the largest knife I own and narrowly avoided stabbing myself. I’m gonna take that as a win for the day. 🔪🔪🔪 #CatLikeReflexes #Monday

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@Tall_Mia

4 years

Oh... by the way... the tree is UP. #Treezilla #ChristmasTree2020 🎄

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

Just for the record, it’s 10:22pm and I have spent the ENTIRE day in my pajamas... and it happens to have been one of my most productive days in a WHILE. #SlothMode #Thursday #Hustle

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@Tall_Mia

4 years

Why is there a “p” in “raspberries”? It’s like the “Wednesday” of fruit... 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️ or the “February” of months. My brain hurts today.

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

A little personal PSA: put down your phone and have a human connection/interaction. Instead of watching movies or scrolling through the internet, I spent a 6hr flight chatting with my seatmate. She is fascinating and delightful and I made a new friend. Thank you @kate_horwitz 😊

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@Tall_Mia

1 year

I already miss the blue bird. #RIPtwitter

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@Tall_Mia

5 years

Good morning #NewYork 🗽

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@Tall_Mia

3 years

Buffalo cauliflower is the biggest/most disturbing creation of our time. As a wing/nugget connoisseur, I stand by this. Some things aren’t meant to be substituted. In the same vein, some movies/tv shows aren’t meant to be remade/revived/resurrected. Leave some classics alone.

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@Tall_Mia

6 years

After an exponentially difficult day sometimes all you need to reset your soul is to hang with a hilarious and loving 2.5yr old who thinks Auntie Mia is the JAM! 😆

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

It may be 2021, but we’re still in a pandemic, so I *may* be baking banana bread while also building a Kitty #CobraKai Dojo out of cardboard boxes at 10pm... Don’t judge. Or DO. I’ve stopped caring what you think of me. #DryJanuary 💥

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@Tall_Mia

4 years

Remember the sun? ☀️ Remember being outside without a mask? 😷 This photo was taken a week & a half ago... while we were just beginning to adjust to #SocialDistancing ⬅️ ➡️ THINGS WILL GET BETTER 🦋 #AloneTogether 🌺 #StayHomeStaySafe 🏡 #WashYourHands 🧼 #FlattenTheCurve ➖

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Birthday. Non-Hostess: “Mia... party of... ONE?” 🥳 ... 🙋🏻‍♀️ 🎈 Please send me pics of what’s making you happy these days! Pets, books, shows, movies... but keep it clean you pervs!

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Mia Mastroianni

@Tall_Mia

4 years

Is anyone else going to join me in this panic attack? #Debates2020 #debates

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