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As
#chemtrails
are trending, I am going pin this thread for a while.
Why do the trails behind planes sometimes disappear quickly and sometimes linger?
Why does one plane have a short trail and one plane nearby have a long one?
Here is why – and how you can predict them.
Just looking at the blue sky and mulling over a
#chemtrailforecast
for tomorrow.
It doesn't look quite as clear cut but I found this handy table on Metabunk. It shows the humidity (relative to water) that equates to 100% saturation relative to ice at various temperatures.
@Elizabe32413720
So you’re saying that the French named the town of Évian-les-Bains hundreds of years ago to play a lexicographic trick on people buying bottled water?
Does anyone ever encounter people as batshit as those on Twitter in real life?
People who think space is fake, chemtrails are real and every female celebrity is male?
Where do these people hide in the real world?
I’m going to have to clear the flat earthers out of my timeline. They were funny for a while but I can’t allow this level of stupid in my life any more.
This video has been shared extensively on Twitter over the last few days as some kind of "proof of chemtrails".
While it clearly just shows an aerodynamic contrail (like this ), it did present an interesting challenge.
What plane is this? Read on...
Can anyone explain the thought process that led someone not just to think up this meme, but to actually create it, then look at it, and then think “Yeah, this makes sense”, and then post it on the internet publicly?
Cellphones, how do they work?
If we have satellites, why is there a TV transmitter on top of the hill down the road?
If we have satellites, why does Amazon deliver from warehouses?
If we have satellites, why does the postman use a van?
Pro tip:
If you are going to lie and claim that you are "not on a flight path", don't include recognisable landmarks in your photos that show that you are, in fact, on a flight path.
Geolocation is a bitch, huh?
This meme has been doing the rounds, so I counted how many analogue film photos of the entire Earth there are from Apollo alone.
Apollo 8: 148
Apollo 10: 144
Apollo 11: 202
Apollo 12: 80
Apollo 13: 84
Apollo 14: 26
Apollo 15: 84
Apollo 16: 20 (slackers)
Apollo 17: 95
Total: 883.
It’s a damp grey drizzly morning and most of the houses in my area are emitting chemtrails 😱
You can’t say this is a coincidence, sheeple!
I suspect it’s the Residentially Emitted Trails Augmenting Respiratory Disease mix, but I’m sure
@HAARP_UK
can confirm.
Convection, how does it work?
How do people reach middle age without understanding the most basic processes that occur every day in the natural world?
And yet they are so willing to "learn" all sorts of made-up online nonsense. One of the mysteries of the modern world.
In one hour the blue has gone
So I understand the mechanics of the trails
But what I don't get is where all this heavy grey cloud comes from . It's like a magic cover that gets pulled over . How can they create that....
Isn’t it funny how conspiracy theorists think that patents for cloud seeding are 100% proof of chemtrails, but don’t think that patents for lunar modules and space suits are proof of the moon landings?
These “history is fake” accounts are weird. Wouldn’t you think a few people would notice if a building had been around 1000 years longer than “history” claimed?
There were still people around who remembered the 1880s when I was born. It’s not that long ago FFS!
So, yesterday I told Emma that she wouldn't see "chemtrails" today, because the air would be too dry for them to appear.
Do you reckon she will acknowledge that I was right?
This photo will soon be celebrating its 50th birthday. Reckon the chemmies will still be using it in 2074?
Taken on September 20, 1974.
Smoke generators used to visualise wake vortices behind a 747.
It’s not fog friend you are being vaccinated or poisoned or both it’s all chem fallout all of it. They lie when they call it fog we had less than 1/4 mile visibility maybe less and this is what it is. NOT FOG
New pinned post to simplify 90% of discussions.
NO chemtrails aren't real
YES cloud seeding is real
NO that's not what the trails you see in the sky are
NO solar geoengineering isn't happening yet
YES I have seen the John Brennan video
And Rosalind Peterson
And The Dimming...
I just called 13ABC 419-531-1313 in Toledo, Ohio and talked to their meteorologist and asked him about Chemtrails. He told me it's a conspiracy theory, I told him he better do some research and that we know the truth. Lying scumbags.
Look at all these poor skiers totally unaware that a crew from Chemtrail Bomber Command was cresting the mountain and moments later they would be coated with ID-10T formula.
No survivors.
@flightradar24
Evidence for chemtrails? No. Evidence for a passenger plane from Greece to Canada flying through some borderline humid air in the sky above Switzerland.
End of story.
Can any
#chemtrails
believers explain why the pilots just can’t get their nozzles working today? Even though there are the normal amount of planes flying? Surely aluminium should be visible regardless of the ambient humidity? 🤔
I see conspiracy Twitter is currently fairly evenly split between "The Covid vax gave King Charles cancer" and "King Charles doesn't really have cancer, they're going to pretend to give him the cancer vaccine and cure him to convince us all to take it".
Which side will win?
The
#skybastards
are back 😉
Amazing how many times they make a cross over my neighbour’s house. Either she’s been marked out for depopulation, or two airways happen to cross each other to my southeast. Probably depopulation, let’s face it.
REVISIONISM NEWS!
Emma says she never saw contrails before 2021.
Before she went down the rabbit hole, Emma posted loads of photos on Facebook from as long ago as 2012, full of contrails, captioning them as “beautiful”.
Don’t be like Emma.
@jordanlemichael
@rhu_red
@cotupacs
The humidity can vary greatly between different altitudes. Even a few thousand feet can be the difference between a short trail and a long persistent one.
DID YOU KNOW??
All you need to do to reveal that fluffy white contrails are actually evil dense clouds of reflective aluminium particles is to invert the colour palette in Photoshop.
It’s so hard to stay focused on one brand of conspiracy batshittery. Once you interact with chemtrailers, you soon find all manner of weirdness.
It really is a gateway drug.
Yet another Twitter sleuth who thinks they have uncovered some big secret with a cloud seeding plane from a company that has been doing cloud seeding quite openly and publicly for 63 years.
Watch out, Poirot.
@race002
"Think about it... take as long as you like!"
OK. I thought about it for about two seconds. My thought process was: "This guy doesn't understand conservation of momentum, does he?"
Ever notice how the people who believe
#chemtrails
are real also tend to believe climate change is a scam?
It’s much easier to rant about a shadowy elite poisoning the sky than it is to change your own behaviour.
@emmaroc33249448
It is not a mystery. It has been understood for hundreds of years.
As the sun comes up, it heats the land. That makes the air rise, and as it rises, it cools. That causes cloud to form.
This is why it is often clear early in the morning, and then cloud bubbles up later on.
Thought experiment:
Let's pretend for a moment that "weather control" was possible.
Is it plausible that out of all the nations on Earth, not one has decided to control its weather to make it safe and pleasant, with perfect conditions for growing crops and no natural disasters?
Observe how the "contrail versus chemtrail" image is, in fact, a photoshopped fake.
Both trails are identical, and one has been airbrushed out.
Why are chemtrailers like
@Concern99286108
such terrible liars?
Something the
#chemtrails
experts have never been able to explain. They say “contrails disappear, chemtrails linger”, so what are the trails that linger in some parts but dissipate in other parts?
Is it a hybrid mix? Did the chempilot fall asleep or spill his tea on the switch?
Guess how many of the people ranting about chemtrails in the comments realise that this experiment was (a) not secret, and (b) consisted of spraying a bit of sea water into the air from a ship which is open to the public?
Go on, have a guess.
Emma 2024 (sunsets are chemicals) vs Emma 2017/18 (sunsets are amazing).
Which one looks happier?
Conspiracy theories are bad for your wellbeing and make you miserable.
Again, not intended to poke fun, just encourage her to seek help and cheer up.
@FrankieFreedom1
@Mrsmiggins777
@TheStarman923
119,000 litres is only 119 cubic metres.
The wings are essentially a triangle with a base of 25.6 metres and a height of 27.6 metres.
That’s an area of about 350 square metres.
So to hold that volume they would need a thickness of 119/350 = 0.34 metres. Just over one foot.
So much wrong with this post.
1) The image is fake
2) The image is not even supposed to show Orion's Belt, but a planetary alignment of Mercury, Venus and Saturn!
On the topic of people not understanding energy, has anyone else noticed that Youtube is full of adverts for "magic room heaters" that claim to be able to heat a room for "90% less than other heaters"?
There's a whole industry that relies on people not understanding anything.
Flat Earther shares a video claiming to show zoom bringing ships over the horizon.
Strangely he cuts the video.
However, the full video is on YouTube:
And it shows large distant ships, with the hidden portion totally unaffected by zoom level. Oops.
Frequency Wave Patterns Spotted In The Sky Above Arizona
This may be 5G it may be something completely different but it’s certainly not natural. What damage is this doing? Where did all the bugs everywhere go?
Everyone needs to look up at the sky, lots is happening 👀
Regardless of your views on global warming, you have to admire the efficiency with which the oil lobby have managed to spread the “CO₂ levels are dangerously low” meme.
Even barely literate people have picked up on it, as Matthew here demonstrates.
Trying to figure out Allen the Fish’s logic here.
He thinks it’s impossible for planes to carry that much water (which it is - almost all the water in a contrail comes from the atmosphere), but it is somehow possible for planes to carry that much mythical chemical?
@BenSmit81581660
It's amazing that as people get older they notice that more of their friends get ill and show signs of ageing.
(Apart from me of course, I still look 25 while all my friends seem to be nearly 50 😉 )
Einstein was not a genius.
He was a fraud. None of his equation make any actual sense in the real world and they are not proven scientifically. You were supposed to be in awe without understanding.
The world controllers hate you knowing that.
*they've tried a modern…