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Exposing the hazards of condensed water in all its myriad forms. Brought to you in association with Big Chemtrail™ & the Dept for Educating Real Plonkers (DERP)

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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
25 days
As #chemtrails are trending, I am going pin this thread for a while. Why do the trails behind planes sometimes disappear quickly and sometimes linger? Why does one plane have a short trail and one plane nearby have a long one? Here is why – and how you can predict them.
@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
25 days
Just looking at the blue sky and mulling over a #chemtrailforecast for tomorrow. It doesn't look quite as clear cut but I found this handy table on Metabunk. It shows the humidity (relative to water) that equates to 100% saturation relative to ice at various temperatures.
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@TakeThatClouds
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10 months
Anyone with "pure blood" in their bio will just be a complete plonker, won't they?
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@TakeThatClouds
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The journey from "I don't know something" to "I know it's bullshit" can be achieved in as little as 4 minutes.
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
Things that make you go "oh ffs"...
@johnnyr40821566
It's ALL an Illusion
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@TakeThatClouds
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1 month
@Elizabe32413720 So you’re saying that the French named the town of Évian-les-Bains hundreds of years ago to play a lexicographic trick on people buying bottled water?
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@TakeThatClouds
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5 months
Does anyone ever encounter people as batshit as those on Twitter in real life? People who think space is fake, chemtrails are real and every female celebrity is male? Where do these people hide in the real world?
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@TakeThatClouds
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5 months
I’m going to have to clear the flat earthers out of my timeline. They were funny for a while but I can’t allow this level of stupid in my life any more.
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@TakeThatClouds
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1 year
If #chemtrails are real, how much “chem” would you need to create them? A thread. (1/9)
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@TakeThatClouds
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11 months
This video has been shared extensively on Twitter over the last few days as some kind of "proof of chemtrails". While it clearly just shows an aerodynamic contrail (like this ), it did present an interesting challenge. What plane is this? Read on...
@Xx17965797N
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11 months
🤡When your explanation of condensation suddenly stops.
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
My roof box is emitting #chemtrails 🫣
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
Can anyone explain the thought process that led someone not just to think up this meme, but to actually create it, then look at it, and then think “Yeah, this makes sense”, and then post it on the internet publicly?
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@TakeThatClouds
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8 months
Any news from that guy who went looking for the ice wall last week?
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@TakeThatClouds
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3 months
Posting this for anyone who needs to see it.
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
Turns out I was wrong and jet fuel is a hoax after all. This changes everything - I will go and find proof that chemtrails are real now!
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@TakeThatClouds
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3 months
The flerfs are going to have a field day, aren't they?
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@TakeThatClouds
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1 month
Has the famously arid island of Ireland ever been covered by cloud before?
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
Cellphones, how do they work? If we have satellites, why is there a TV transmitter on top of the hill down the road? If we have satellites, why does Amazon deliver from warehouses? If we have satellites, why does the postman use a van?
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@TakeThatClouds
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Pro tip: If you are going to lie and claim that you are "not on a flight path", don't include recognisable landmarks in your photos that show that you are, in fact, on a flight path. Geolocation is a bitch, huh?
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
This meme has been doing the rounds, so I counted how many analogue film photos of the entire Earth there are from Apollo alone. Apollo 8: 148 Apollo 10: 144 Apollo 11: 202 Apollo 12: 80 Apollo 13: 84 Apollo 14: 26 Apollo 15: 84 Apollo 16: 20 (slackers) Apollo 17: 95 Total: 883.
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
It’s a damp grey drizzly morning and most of the houses in my area are emitting chemtrails 😱 You can’t say this is a coincidence, sheeple! I suspect it’s the Residentially Emitted Trails Augmenting Respiratory Disease mix, but I’m sure @HAARP_UK can confirm.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Convection, how does it work? How do people reach middle age without understanding the most basic processes that occur every day in the natural world? And yet they are so willing to "learn" all sorts of made-up online nonsense. One of the mysteries of the modern world.
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In one hour the blue has gone So I understand the mechanics of the trails But what I don't get is where all this heavy grey cloud comes from . It's like a magic cover that gets pulled over . How can they create that....
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@TakeThatClouds
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3 months
I got some fan mail!
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@TakeThatClouds
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10 months
Isn’t it funny how conspiracy theorists think that patents for cloud seeding are 100% proof of chemtrails, but don’t think that patents for lunar modules and space suits are proof of the moon landings?
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
These “history is fake” accounts are weird. Wouldn’t you think a few people would notice if a building had been around 1000 years longer than “history” claimed? There were still people around who remembered the 1880s when I was born. It’s not that long ago FFS!
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
So, yesterday I told Emma that she wouldn't see "chemtrails" today, because the air would be too dry for them to appear. Do you reckon she will acknowledge that I was right?
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@TakeThatClouds
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11 months
Altocumulus, the scariest of all clouds. Can strike fear into the hearts of conspiracy theorists from 20,000 feet.
@Seekthetruth101
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Does this sky look normal to you ?
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@TakeThatClouds
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@BenSmit81581660 Meanwhile this flight was plunging thousands of feet straight into a mountain! 😱
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@TakeThatClouds
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9 months
Now that will get the chemtrails crowd running for cover
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
@RealJermWarfare What if cats were, like, 300 feet tall? What if trees were made of meat? What if chemtrails are just lines of coke for Jesus?
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@TakeThatClouds
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This photo will soon be celebrating its 50th birthday. Reckon the chemmies will still be using it in 2074? Taken on September 20, 1974. Smoke generators used to visualise wake vortices behind a 747.
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@TakeThatClouds
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5 months
Not content with being scared of clouds, the chemmies are now terrified of fog.
@444Cin444
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It’s not fog friend you are being vaccinated or poisoned or both it’s all chem fallout all of it. They lie when they call it fog we had less than 1/4 mile visibility maybe less and this is what it is. NOT FOG
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@TakeThatClouds
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11 months
Spare a thought for the Swedish #chemtrails pilots.
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@TakeThatClouds
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@Demo2020cracy I’m 46. I think it’s normal because I understand GCSE-level chemistry and physics.
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@TakeThatClouds
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5 months
Well this is a chemtrail switch photo I haven't seen before. :)
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@TakeThatClouds
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4 months
New pinned post to simplify 90% of discussions. NO chemtrails aren't real YES cloud seeding is real NO that's not what the trails you see in the sky are NO solar geoengineering isn't happening yet YES I have seen the John Brennan video And Rosalind Peterson And The Dimming...
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
“What do these so-called meteorologists know with their years of study? I’ve watched more than eight YouTube videos!”
@Iwontsubmit
Freedom First
2 months
I just called 13ABC 419-531-1313 in Toledo, Ohio and talked to their meteorologist and asked him about Chemtrails. He told me it's a conspiracy theory, I told him he better do some research and that we know the truth. Lying scumbags.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Look at all these poor skiers totally unaware that a crew from Chemtrail Bomber Command was cresting the mountain and moments later they would be coated with ID-10T formula. No survivors.
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@TakeThatClouds
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@TakeThatClouds
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11 months
@flightradar24 Evidence for chemtrails? No. Evidence for a passenger plane from Greece to Canada flying through some borderline humid air in the sky above Switzerland. End of story.
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@TakeThatClouds
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@Now_Eye_See Is this the Earth’s shadow too?
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@TakeThatClouds
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Question for the chemtrails believers: if the chemtrails are to block the sun, why do they waste juice spraying at night? 🤔
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@TakeThatClouds
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Can any #chemtrails believers explain why the pilots just can’t get their nozzles working today? Even though there are the normal amount of planes flying? Surely aluminium should be visible regardless of the ambient humidity? 🤔
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@TakeThatClouds
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What is this bullshit Elon? You let people spread lies and paranoid crap 24/7 but I get my account limited?
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@TakeThatClouds
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3 months
I see conspiracy Twitter is currently fairly evenly split between "The Covid vax gave King Charles cancer" and "King Charles doesn't really have cancer, they're going to pretend to give him the cancer vaccine and cure him to convince us all to take it". Which side will win?
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
The #skybastards are back 😉 Amazing how many times they make a cross over my neighbour’s house. Either she’s been marked out for depopulation, or two airways happen to cross each other to my southeast. Probably depopulation, let’s face it.
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@TakeThatClouds
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9 years ago on Christmas Eve: the ISS making a pretty convincing sleigh 🎅 (Those helium balloons are amazingly predictable, right flerfs?)
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@TakeThatClouds
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20 days
REVISIONISM NEWS! Emma says she never saw contrails before 2021. Before she went down the rabbit hole, Emma posted loads of photos on Facebook from as long ago as 2012, full of contrails, captioning them as “beautiful”. Don’t be like Emma.
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@TakeThatClouds
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@Dedicated_Being @k1482 @frankyclarke Condensation trails 7 miles above your head are not "suffocating you". Stop being dramatic.
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4 months
Facts.
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@TakeThatClouds
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@jordanlemichael @rhu_red @cotupacs The humidity can vary greatly between different altitudes. Even a few thousand feet can be the difference between a short trail and a long persistent one.
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@TakeThatClouds
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DID YOU KNOW?? All you need to do to reveal that fluffy white contrails are actually evil dense clouds of reflective aluminium particles is to invert the colour palette in Photoshop.
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@TakeThatClouds
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It’s so hard to stay focused on one brand of conspiracy batshittery. Once you interact with chemtrailers, you soon find all manner of weirdness. It really is a gateway drug.
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3 months
Chemtrail quiz.
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 months
Yet another Twitter sleuth who thinks they have uncovered some big secret with a cloud seeding plane from a company that has been doing cloud seeding quite openly and publicly for 63 years. Watch out, Poirot.
@WillingWitness
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Remember folks, it's just a conspiracy theory.
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@Thekeksociety TO LET THE LIGHT IN YOU KNOB
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@Stan2415loveu That's Voldemort from Harry Potter. Delete your tweet 🤣
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Ever wondered exactly how #chemtrails are dispensed? It's actually quite straightforward. (Pic credit goes to @wxdam ... I think)
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@TakeThatClouds
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These people are quite mad. There is no other word for it.
@Elizabe32413720
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HERE ARE YOUR MAN MADE MACKEREL CLOUDS
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@race002 "Think about it... take as long as you like!" OK. I thought about it for about two seconds. My thought process was: "This guy doesn't understand conservation of momentum, does he?"
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@TheBeanEyesOpen FOI? Here’s some free information for you: Chemtrails are complete horseshit and you are an imbecile.
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Seven months past the deadline and not only have I yet to achieve the sweet release of death, I haven’t even got 5G coverage. What a swindle.
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@GBraughton You don’t really look like the athletic type, so why would you wear Nike anyway?
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Wake up sheeple!
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Amazing that these chemtrail believers still fly on planes. Johnny, you realise your plane was doing exactly the same thing as what you were filming?
@jbeeconcious
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@ANGRYNIC2 Captured from up close on the way to Canary Islands.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Ever notice how the people who believe #chemtrails are real also tend to believe climate change is a scam? It’s much easier to rant about a shadowy elite poisoning the sky than it is to change your own behaviour.
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Well now there's a question.
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@TakeThatClouds
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10 months
They used flat earth maps to make GPS. GPS. G. P. S. *G*. P. S.
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@TakeThatClouds
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10 months
Imagine my surprise when a chemtrailer also turns out to be totally clueless about spacecraft...
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Advertise your account with one image
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@FBScienceSub
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Advertise your account with one image
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@TakeThatClouds
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@emmaroc33249448 It is not a mystery. It has been understood for hundreds of years. As the sun comes up, it heats the land. That makes the air rise, and as it rises, it cools. That causes cloud to form. This is why it is often clear early in the morning, and then cloud bubbles up later on.
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@TakeThatClouds
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They really don’t have any concept of scale, do they? Or do they understand but deliberately get it wrong?
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The struggle is real
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Looks like they’re doing another 5G test 😉
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@TakeThatClouds
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Thought experiment: Let's pretend for a moment that "weather control" was possible. Is it plausible that out of all the nations on Earth, not one has decided to control its weather to make it safe and pleasant, with perfect conditions for growing crops and no natural disasters?
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@TakeThatClouds
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Observe how the "contrail versus chemtrail" image is, in fact, a photoshopped fake. Both trails are identical, and one has been airbrushed out. Why are chemtrailers like @Concern99286108 such terrible liars?
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Chris the Concerned is, I regret to say, still at it.
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@TakeThatClouds
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The neighbour’s fence is emitting chemtrails 😱
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@TakeThatClouds
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3 months
Something the #chemtrails experts have never been able to explain. They say “contrails disappear, chemtrails linger”, so what are the trails that linger in some parts but dissipate in other parts? Is it a hybrid mix? Did the chempilot fall asleep or spill his tea on the switch?
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@TakeThatClouds
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Red sky at night, chemtards take fright
@444Cin444
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Hideous isn’t it?? Look at the chems blocking that space
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@TakeThatClouds
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Guess how many of the people ranting about chemtrails in the comments realise that this experiment was (a) not secret, and (b) consisted of spraying a bit of sea water into the air from a ship which is open to the public? Go on, have a guess.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Emma 2024 (sunsets are chemicals) vs Emma 2017/18 (sunsets are amazing). Which one looks happier? Conspiracy theories are bad for your wellbeing and make you miserable. Again, not intended to poke fun, just encourage her to seek help and cheer up.
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Wetherby update: Emma is now not just scared of clouds but actually allergic to them.
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@FrankieFreedom1 @Mrsmiggins777 @TheStarman923 119,000 litres is only 119 cubic metres. The wings are essentially a triangle with a base of 25.6 metres and a height of 27.6 metres. That’s an area of about 350 square metres. So to hold that volume they would need a thickness of 119/350 = 0.34 metres. Just over one foot.
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They wish they were wrong so much that they will hurl insults and block you when you patiently explain to them how and why they are wrong.
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@AsrielDjinn @VaxxersAnti @DiedSuddenly_ Why would anyone follow an account that exists entirely to scare people with made-up nonsense in order to get blue tick revenue?
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So much wrong with this post. 1) The image is fake 2) The image is not even supposed to show Orion's Belt, but a planetary alignment of Mercury, Venus and Saturn!
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@TakeThatClouds
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On the topic of people not understanding energy, has anyone else noticed that Youtube is full of adverts for "magic room heaters" that claim to be able to heat a room for "90% less than other heaters"? There's a whole industry that relies on people not understanding anything.
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Flat Earther shares a video claiming to show zoom bringing ships over the horizon. Strangely he cuts the video. However, the full video is on YouTube: And it shows large distant ships, with the hidden portion totally unaffected by zoom level. Oops.
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@KenCaldeira *waits for the coal industry to announce that coal is 100,000x more efficient a fuel than previously thought*
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Such lunatics.
@WallStreetApes
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Frequency Wave Patterns Spotted In The Sky Above Arizona This may be 5G it may be something completely different but it’s certainly not natural. What damage is this doing? Where did all the bugs everywhere go? Everyone needs to look up at the sky, lots is happening 👀
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Instead of running astronomy courses, universities will now be offering degrees in advanced trustmebronomy.
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Regardless of your views on global warming, you have to admire the efficiency with which the oil lobby have managed to spread the “CO₂ levels are dangerously low” meme. Even barely literate people have picked up on it, as Matthew here demonstrates.
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Pretty pathetic coverage this morning. Call that a chemtrail?
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Trying to figure out Allen the Fish’s logic here. He thinks it’s impossible for planes to carry that much water (which it is - almost all the water in a contrail comes from the atmosphere), but it is somehow possible for planes to carry that much mythical chemical?
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@WildOne_KY How did they fit my wardrobe inside a flat cardboard box? It’s a mystery.
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@BenSmit81581660 It's amazing that as people get older they notice that more of their friends get ill and show signs of ageing. (Apart from me of course, I still look 25 while all my friends seem to be nearly 50 😉 )
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Why are there no conspiracy theories about people doing nice things in secret? 🤔
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Man with blue tick on forehead and long track record of insanely dumb tweets calls Einstein a fraud. Paging Mr Dunning and Mr Kruger…
@James_Hawke1
James Hawke
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Einstein was not a genius. He was a fraud. None of his equation make any actual sense in the real world and they are not proven scientifically. You were supposed to be in awe without understanding. The world controllers hate you knowing that. *they've tried a modern…
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I have never once managed to get one of these people to explain to me how they THINK it should look if the sun was 93 million miles away. Anyone?
@usnational7
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Hey globetards-The phrase for today is: crepuscular rays
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No.
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