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@THEXTERAS

9 months

Okay new pinned with new carrd (for realsies this time)

Thextera's Info Page

Carrd for info and details

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You’re all gonna laugh at me but I’ll say it anyway: I genuinely thought lfg meant “Let’s Fucking Go” because when I was in Bozja I kept seeing people say it before certain fights and just assumed they were getting hyped up.

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Sicard is so funny he says some shit like “oi oi mate Eorzea’s in sum rite fackin shite they’re havin a bloody giggle I’ll give em a right bollocking I swear on me fackin mum” and WoL is like “I need this man in my squad RIGHT now”

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When you explain to Alphinaud’s VA that “use the handrail bro Alphinaud needs you” is an actual motivational meme people quote to stay alive for every expac and

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2 years

Me the second I enter the Rak’tika Greatwood

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2 years

Actually no I have one legit cancellable FFXIV take that I’m petty enough to share and that’s if you remove your gear to queue into alliance raid roulette so nobody else queuing gets anything aside from CT raids I hope you get struck by lightning, genuinely.

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3 years

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3 years

People were right about FFXIV you make a fucking character and go “okay I don’t see the hype but I guess I’ll keep playing” and then after about 2-4 weeks you’d actively lay down your life for them and give them expansive lore (bonus if they’re named something like “Taco Truck”)

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2 years

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2 years

I wonder if FFXIV will ever consider removing that god awful washed out grey filter from the game because real talk it really is a pretty looking game when I can actually see stuff and it’s a genuine shame you need a shader to fix that.

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2 years

Now why did my retainer steal the Heaven's Ward's table?

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2 years

I think one of the funniest writing decisions this expansion has been “not only are we putting Emmanellain back into MSQ but we’re randomly giving him a pirate boyfriend”

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3 years

I really hate this actually

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2 years

MISS TATARU YOU ARE LOOKING ADORABLE AS ALWAYS WHAT THE HECK THIS IS SUCH A CUTE GLAM

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2 years

Azem when the sundering started

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3 years

Wow I love the Shadowbringers theme

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3 years

So I've got this new maid cafe idea:

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3 years

Alisaie: I’ll have know Estinien, there’s actually a great wyrm that the history books left out Estinien: hm? What in the bloody hells— Alisaie: pffft I can’t believe he doesn’t know about the great wyrm, Dragondeez Estinien, about to get sent to the lifestream: D…”Dragondeez”?

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2 years

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2 years

I’m wilding out about DSU but also imagining Fray in the WoLs head standing there like 🧍‍♂️

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1 year

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3 years

Someone: LFG Me to myself, utterly oblivious: uh…Yeah…YEAH! LFG! LFG!!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! Another person: lfg WHM Me, a little confused but still hype: Y-YEAH LET’S FUCKING GO WHITE MAGE!!!

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3 years

Realising now that a lot of why I’m afraid to do savage content isn’t because “it’ll be hard” but “I’m afraid people will get impatient with me”. I genuinely didn’t think about it that much from that perspective but it’s less “the level is hard” and more “people might be harsh”.

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2 years

Elezen players are built different I can literally be standing in Gridania and my eye will instantly focus in on the HINT of a vaguely pained and stiff jogging animation that signals another Elezen in the distance and I’ll frantically hit “examine” like my LIFE depends on it

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...Estinien WHERE did you get this? HOW did you get to the crystarium and steal someone's stove?

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3 years

I forgot about this,,,fucking guy.

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@THEXTERAS

3 years

I’ll never understand why they keep genderlocking mogstation outfits in this game like…do you realise how many people with M model characters wanna buy and wear glams that are genderlocked to F model and vice versa? Do y’all hate money???

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3 years

IS THIS,,, IS THIS ACTUALLY THE SAME VA????

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3 years

can we talk about #estinien 's 5 dollar footlong #ff14

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I think the fact that Tataru starts out as just like…this “normie receptionist/secretary” type character you meet as you rock up to the Waking Sands and now she’s becoming a full on entrepreneur is so cool I adore her.

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2 years

Help I genuinely forgot I had an emote m*dded and now he's popping his Fourchussy

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@THEXTERAS

3 years

It’s going to be so strange opening up FFXIV in autumn and NOT having my speakers and eardrums instantly get decimated with “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME, RIDING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—“

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I'm so sorry to this poor tank in my Prae run but this is the funniest thing I've seen in one of these in quite some time

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According to the Eorzean Creation Myth, Oschon the Wanderer once invited Halone on one of His journeys. However, on it, she killed every creature she met in order to hone her skills and subsequently increase her bloodlust.

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I’m sorry but m Viera battle screams are so ffucking funny I’m here trying to do my RDM rotation in WoD and all I hear to my left is “YEUUUUUAGGRGH!!!”

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2 years

Not Thancred’s VA bringing up the Thancred Body pillow I’m wheezing???

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2 years

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2 years

The level of cat and cat owner energy in this one image

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2 years

This is literally how you sound rn

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3 years

DPS dying right as part of the Ultima fight finished and saying this follows up in close second though

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@THEXTERAS

3 years

Ardbert be pulling out his trusty salt rock to attract nearby elezen

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2 years

I go into Stormblood dungeons and instantly my brain stops working

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3 years

now listen to me FFXIV player, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to Square Enix headquarters, and i need you to tell the devs they will no longer genderlock the glams. if you come back empty handed you—

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3 years

WoL rocks up at the gates with this clenched tight in their fist like “yes...this is the place”

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3 years

Ishgard be like “hot horny catholic singles in YOUR area!”

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3 years

WWAIT HELP HELP H

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3 years

He also pulls some amazing expressions, whoever animated these funky faces you have my thanks because they're very over the top

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2 years

I am obsessed with how each of these birds feel like they have their own personality based purely on their facial expressions and silent reaction to being held up and taken out of the bucket

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2 years

「これが私の仕事です」 The fact that I got to do this as a job… アナホリフクロウの赤ちゃんを巣穴に戻す様子。野生動物の写真を撮りながら保護活動もしているそう。

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2 years

Leofard: alright, what’s in your mouth? Caith Sith, licking plastic:

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2 years

HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

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2 years

Timothy Watson might be about to sing Milkshake by Kelis

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2 years

OOOUUUUGHGHG MMY BABY MY SON MY LITTLE MAN WHO I CARE VERY MUCH I WILL NEVER LET THEM MAKE YOU SAD AGAIN

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2 years

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2 years

I’m caught up on MSQ and it’s so nice to see the WoL getting to be silly and the Scions bouncing off that in equal measure in several instances? Picking the more goofy dialogue options feels tremendously rewarding in terms of getting to feel like “these people are my friends!”

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10 months

Losing my mind at how funny it is that this game keeps repeatedly making Sicard and Emmanellain show up together. Like, two NPCs who had no interactions before ENW and now it's like "oh yeah those guys? They do everything together now, talk about each other all the time."

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2 years

Not QRTing the “cancellable FFXIV takes” tweet because frankly I don’t need a tweet prompt to do so but also each time I even quietly grumbled about the anti-blackness/colourism in the game and fandom or how it fails players with darker skin I got people going “um Actually” at me

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3 years

i foRGOT I HAD FUCKING JUICY ZENOS INSTALLED HELP

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2 years

I 100% agree but this also makes queue times extremely funny in this context

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1 year

”people often use m*ds because they want to feel represented in ways the base game does not offer and they shouldn’t be shamed for that” and “people who have no access to those tools but want to still create/share art at parties shouldn’t be shamed either” can both be true imo.

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3 years

he waNTED /WHAT/!?!!

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1 year

I’m so glad other people are removing Hancock’s glasses and being hit with “oh god his eyes are gorgeous” because the first time I did it it was because I was posing him rearranging my WoLs guts on a couch and his purple anime eyes froze me in place.

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2 years

Hand jobs…Blow jobs…Rim jobs…my brother in Halone the only “jobs” YOU should be getting are your job stones

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3 years

Want someone to look at me the same way Thancred looks at Urianger after saving his ass from drowning in a lake

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2 years

Dude…reworked Praetorium actually kinda fucks now

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2 years

Hancock out here throwing hands

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3 years

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@THEXTERAS

2 years

I don’t usually post photos here but today was a lovely day and I met four wonderful VAs who really have been key in making this game hold such a special place in my heart (Alphinaud, Thancred, Alisaie and Urianger’s!)

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2 years

This Is Thancred

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I won't play BLM but I do find this hilarious

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2 years

Sad in fact that there are very few face 3 duskwight model elezen NPCs but also extremely happy that this hoe is one, serving absolute kunt and causing problems in Bozja and for what

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2 years

“But CT is easy tomes!!!” My brother in Christ I don’t give a shit it’s a fucking roulette. If you want CT queue for CT, if you don’t want any other raids then don’t queue into fucking roulette. It means solo queueing for any other alliance raid content now is absolute agony.

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2 years

All alone nobody care him

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3 years

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2 years

“Ishgard mutuals what’s fun and cheap to do in the city?” “Pegging in the Brume”

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@THEXTERAS

2 years

You know what? I’m tired and I’ve been keeping it bottled up long enough. If people could stop slapping whitewashed art of brown/darker skinned FFXIV characters on my tl every hour my day would improve tenfold.

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2 years

Huge fan of people giving Estinien black nail polish in art and gposes like we all looked at him and went “oh yeah this is a chipped black nail polish kinda guy hell yes come on fuck me emo boy COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY—“

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3 years

Granson: This edible ain't shi—

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3 years

Thinking about the BRD job quests again

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3 years

I can’t put my hat on rn but Halonic Hooters CEO real🔥

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3 years

Square remove the gender locks on the clothes that already have data in the game showing that they can be unisex challenge I am begging you

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2 years

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1 year

My healer watching me run around the dungeon in my Late Allagan PVP glam

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@THEXTERAS

1 year

THIS IS SO CUTE HE ACTUALLY REMOVES THE DEBUFF???

Trust Insighters

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1 year

Alphy is always there to /comfort you! 💪✨

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@THEXTERAS

3 years

It’s my birthday I get to post the worst content you’ve ever seen with your eyes

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@THEXTERAS

2 years

WoL in a final trial entrance zone: …Sorry I didn’t unlock any tank or healer jobs so they might take a bit longer to get here than I thought, is it okay if I sit here and wait? A god of suffering itself: S U R E WoL: thanks, again I’m so sorry [*does /groundsit and waits*]

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@THEXTERAS

1 year

Also adding if you do this and/or call brown and brown men "feral" I'm stealing something out your damn house

sad boi era

@MOLENAIDE

1 year

Hey just a tip for artists…Ik y’all forget racism exists but like….refrain from drawing men of color in…muzzles. Please.

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1 year

I'm not sorry for this

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1 year

Charibert calls Zephirin the Ishgardian equivalent of “babygirl” in front of the other Ward members by accident and they’re all like

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Fray: do NOT keep trying to change the past, instead use the burdens of those lost to keep moving onward and protect those you can still save WoL: instructions unclear, progging and going for a world first remember tank LB to— Fray:

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@THEXTERAS

2 years

I think that incident also touches on why I have such a fondness for elezen tbh. They’re very Gender™️ to me because both F and M model have similar proportions and they’re less commonly played so unless you’re very familiar with them they sort of come off a little androgynous?

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@THEXTERAS

3 years

"Moren and Asahi have the same face model but vastly opposite energies"