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He wishes his name was João Bellinghão so bad
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the day we get “comunicado oficial: florentino perez”
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Arda’s squeaky voice kills me man, that’s a baby
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My affection for the player/person ended here. Sure I’ll celebrate his goals, but only because it benefits my club. His arrival feels like he’s just a hired gun and he’ll never have the streets like Vini or Jude do.
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𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬’𝐞́𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐜𝐢 𝐈𝐜𝐢 𝐜’𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 🔴🔵  #KylianCestParis
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Ancelotti: “if you score i’ll dan-” Camavinga:
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Welcome to Spanish football
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Crying man, he thought about it then remembered he’s in Spain
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“They’re scared” “This is their biggest game of the year” We literally closed the roof against Almería and Mallorca lame ass niggas
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🚨NEW: Real Madrid will ask UEFA if they can close the Bernabéu’s roof tomorrow to make the atmosphere as loud as possible. @MarioCortegana ⚪️⏳
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This woulda been me in the interrogation room with Catwoman
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Batman better than me, I'm ignoring every crime in Gotham.
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@totalcristiano “These guys dont rest”
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😂😂😂😂
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me bribing the referee so he never whistles the end of the CL final and I can watch Kroos forever
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It’s always only “hola” and “buenas noches amigos” but somehow he got this in a split second. Cuidado con la noche madrileña.
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Que pelotas es esto, estoy vociferando. Mirad la cara de Bellingham jdjdjdjd
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Camavinga at his door with the contract ready
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mbappe hiding his room while every france player tries to be an agent
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🚨 Real Madrid have released Dr. Niko Mihic. Arda Güler’s relapse was the final straw of many years of problems. @marca
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“Bit of a shithole this innit”
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Jude Bellingham is here. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💫
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Being a Vinicius hater must be hell
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Rodrygo after this second Vini injury
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I think we as a fanbase have failed Vini as well. Jude got a whole tifo last week because he got suspended, if anything I want to see them do the same or even bigger for Vini. He gets taken for granted and has too deal with this bs on his own, so sad.
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🚨 Viní Jr has long felt unhappy with Real Madrid’s handling of the racist abuse he has suffered on so many occasions in Spain. The player believes the club should be doing more to support him. After last year’s incidents at the Mestalla, this feeling even led him to briefly
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Pablo Maffeo was born in Barcelona to an Argentinian mother and came through Man City’s academy. This is the worst human being on the planet.
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@idoxvi Carlo must think he’s still in middle school no wonder he doesn’t play
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“Devin Haney got pillow hands”
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Thought 9 day break before City would do the lads some good but we got Jude hitting nightclubs, Cama and Vini on an intimate Dubai date and Tchouameni covering for Playboy
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My honest reaction
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🔵 Pep Guardiola: “Rodri is the best midfielder in the world right now”. “He’s unbelievable, he’s really able to do everything...”. “What a signing for Man City! Remember: what we've done, without him... it would've been difficult”.
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When u deep u wasted the last 3 years of your career at club level
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Soon as you start balling out for the biggest club in the world you become “unbearable” in these losers eyes lol
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Jude Bellingham is becoming more and more unbearable with every passing game…
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@neodadaisms They were calling my darg a bench mob merchant
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society if Ancelotti started Tchouameni in the Madrid derby
@ZachLowy
Zach Lowy
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The last remaining unbeaten team in Europe.
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That back slap was so vicious LOOOL
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This is gonna age like milk when 20 year old jude wins a cl and a bdo as a midfielder before ratatouille
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Farewell Soler
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Not hand out bottles and cry on final match day
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@Borrexx_ @DjMaRiiO Si hombre llora más
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@zidanevr Perez legal team found out he was part irish i’m sure we can get him a brazilian passport too
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We need to give him a raise
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Andiry Lunin gifted his wife Anastasiia a new car. 🚘🎁
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“Come to Chelsea” is a way worse insult than the “hijo de puta” that was shouted just after
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Anyway here’s his goal from all angles enjoy lads and lasses
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"win football matches" you mean a 90 minute borefest w your straboy planted in the box waiting for that last minute tap in ?
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@RMA_Jonnis @theMadridZone Do you want the club to move forward or do you want your feelings intact
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Birthday in Rio 🇧🇷
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Rüdiger being the actual captain of friendship fc isn’t being talked about enough
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Alls I’m sayin’
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Vini gets racially abused for the 789th time this season Culés:
@BarcaUniversal
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. @_AdrianSnchz : "Last week more than 150 people jumped onto the pitch to attack Barça players. Nobody talked about it much, nor was there any debate..."
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if I were Perez I’d lock the team + carlo up in a dark room at Valdebebas one week before the game and put this video on repeat
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Vini's PR might be the worst in football history because bro casually dropped two assists against City and no one's talking about it. Proving AGAIN that he's been the best big game player in Europe for 2-3 years. Doesn't even matter if he has a shit game, he makes the diff.
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Everyone debating and speculating about Luka and Fede’s wellbeing has anyone checked on Carlo??????
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We needed him so badly last season
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Jewd bodyguard shift for Vini tonite
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AINOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAAH
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Factos
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our 99 kit is definitely our best kit ever
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@totalcristiano A 4231 gegenpress with Endrick and Rodrygo under Klopp, i will be there no matter what
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Goalkeepers in the CL when they see Benzema pressing
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3 stages of catalan grief: 1) Pedri and Gavi > Bellingham 2) He’s a striker and a poacher 3) Look he was a Messi fan
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Image: A young Jude Bellingham wearing a Barça shirt.
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Yeah hear me out man
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@vsrsus
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adidas just dropped a blacked out Predator with the tongue strap.
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Chatting about Haaland and Mbappé they ain’t slick LMFAOOOOOO
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tchouameni is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO how do we keep finding these loopholes man we’re so clarse
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🚨💣 NEW: Jude Bellingham will receive an Irish passport. He will NOT occupy a NON-EU slot. @jfelixdiaz
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Benzema stopping racism single handedly by calling Vini ‘hermanito’
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🤍 Benzema on IG
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Let’s start at the source then
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Post-nut clarity hit him like this
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LUNIN NATION WE SMOKING ON KEPA PACK
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🚨 Andriy Lunin is set to be Real Madrid’s starting GK. @marca #rmalive
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@GreatWhiteNueve In what dimension would it make sense for Bale to accept the armband after playing a total of 5 games for Real Madrid the last two years and being subbed in 3 minutes before the final whistle.
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Carrasco toen hij Lukaku vrij zag lopen
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@Trujista The 1 million a week means more to him than all that Bondy waffle
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U sign a contract until 2029 and the first thing u do is take a picture of jude in his knickers, they’re not beating the allegations
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📱 Camavinga & Jude 😂
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This is still the funniest pic of the season for me
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@lovestarduki Toni sent me down a negative spiral my bad y’all
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Crying
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World Latin Honey
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Another day in nyc
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Threw away a lead, Jude stinker, Tchouameni suspended, Rüdiger lockdown sesh gone to waste
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Spat out my drink, are you fucking insane?
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Where else was Jude gonna catch a vibe like this? Imagine him at LFC tryna chill after the game with Harvey Elliott and Gakpo
@MadridistasDM
Madridistas Del Mundo
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FAMILIA 🤍
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This was all under this bozo of a ref btw
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Another white woman entered his life and he’s playing like Error Limitão again
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Eder Militão & his new girlfriend. 🇧🇷
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WHAT rumours? That nigga retired 5 years ago
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Fabrizio Romano
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⚪️🇦🇹 Carlo Ancelotti: “David Alaba's injury is not very serious, he could be ready against Napoli”. “International breaks are the problems. The players are tired and there's no time for recovery.” ⛔️ Rumours on Jerome Boateng as an option for Real Madrid are completely fake.
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@YihiRM Encima la misma noche. Padres.
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This guy loves everyone dkmmm
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Jude’s a fucking titan man he gets injured every other game and just regenerates 5 minutes after. He runs and presses all game, he doesn’t lose a duel. WHO IS THIS GUY.
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Jude “it’s a fkn goal” Vini “es amarilla”
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la nati
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the same people mad at vini for getting a yellow were saying we stand with jude a week ago do not finish me
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Once he stops relaxing his hair we will take over the world
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Rodrygo Goes - 2022/23
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KKK gathering in the quotes after he dropped 4G1A in two games on their heads
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Endrick’s mom is from the Denise Bellingham school of thought we’re saved 🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭
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@YihiRM El mejor del partido:
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By the way, being a Real Madrid fan and a chronical Perez hater at the same time doesn’t work. You basically don’t understand the club and what the man has done for us.
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4th idoxvi comp in 14 hours
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Vinicius Junior vs Barcelona
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They’re in my mentions saying Jude doesn’t have the streets…
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Guler equalized “golden boy” Yamal’s goal tally with 1/10th of his minutes
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- barça knocked out 1-4 by psg - atleti dogged by dortmund - we beat scummy city on pens - cafucas masterclass and belligol winner to secure league against barça BEST WEEK EVER
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To top it off we got a Güler debut on our hands next week
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Bellingham already in all-time conversations at 20
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
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Quality everywhere... What's the score? 🧐 #UCL
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There’s no way we’re gonna see bro rock the TK specials
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@YihiRM Vamos
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“En wa denkt ge van Trossard naar Arsenal?”
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@Gillesmbb
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Ik besef dat telkens wanneer mensen tijdens het uitgaan mij willen uithoren over transfernieuws alsof dat mij echt iets kan schelen om 3:10 in een nachtclub
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