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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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God🙏💯

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Ni yule lec alikupea A

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Wauda

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It was my first time in that part of the country and it didnt go well..Mombasa road should really work on its first inpression bana

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Wauda

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@ThepemlinKee Ww ndio blogger kijana wake alikua anasema🤣🤣

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Wauda

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6 months

Chapo 3 ndengu 60 Bob hapa kahawa wendani

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Wauda

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1 month

@lincolnnjogu95 I am having trouble with sleeping.. after the accident

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

Kox, get your books from @_WisdomBooks . They have hundreds of self-help and financial guide books. Doesn't matter where you are in the country, they'll deliver the book Order via; 🇰🇪👍

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Acha nibakishe hizi tatu ntakula lunch🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Cops. Manjege

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Wauda

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1 month

@EdwinNgany Thanks man..received

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Nitoeni soko bana Niko na mwili na pesa

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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That after surgery soar throat can really humble you..i used to eat 7 chapatis daily before the accident. Now i cant even finish a hospitals ward meal..even being choked by my own saliva💀

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 days

Mniombe guys, naingia exams na mvua bana

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Be warned, wasichama sikuizi wanatembea wawili ukijaribu kukatia moja anakuambia yy ni lesbian na anadate na huyo dem mwingine

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

@KhalifKairo No need paying 10k na Niko na hii 😂😂

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Which book are you currently reading? Me

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

kenyans meet waithera from roiro with her coke tail😂😂

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

16 days

🤣🤣🤣heri ata huku githurai ishakauka

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Abuya masta ni proof that amerix indeed anasaidia watu🤣🤣..nimeona tweets zake za kitambo and i tell you he was brutal🤣🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Good morning kenya🇰🇪

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Ni leap year na bado sipati lips 💔😭😭

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Try having bone broth on friday nights not alcohol every time

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Sai ukiniekea mia you will be the one who was with me when i had nothing

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

5 months

Kuna mtu haujui hii skill

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

1 month

The doctor said to avoid gym for 6 months. Now all these muscles going to waste💔😭

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

26 days

I was born with something inside me that refused to settle for average

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Am i the only one who loves drinking rain water?🤣🤣 ama tuko wengi🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

1 month

Ugali beef chicken spaghetti vegetables + soup + ndengu +fresh fruits for lunch🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Good morning pals Enemy is only boredom

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

3 months

After shot moja ya chang'aa huko busia

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

@_Recinne_ Without tweets directed at luos you are nothing

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Yes i am university student in kenya who dont play FIFA, dont like movies and always indoors during weekends ofcourse i often get asked 'kwani uko aje?'

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

7 months

Ni sherehe kubwa Sana😁

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

A very normal day in kiambu, nyeri and Murang'a

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

1 month

I want my girl to love me the way kenyan nurses love crocs

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

17 days

Tafadhali civil servants, lunch ya 1hr ni 1hr hii story ya kuenda lunch 12:30pm alafu mnarudi 3:30pm muache 💔🤦‍♂️

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

3 months

Back in the day saa hii ningeshaulizwa 'bebx, unakula nini 4 lunch?' Lakini nikama mtu aliniroga na akakalia nyota yangu

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Siwezi kua na boy anaishi bedsitter wako single room ya 1200 wanne😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

7 months

@citizentvkenya Ingekua kisumu mngesema Ni sacrifice za Raila

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Good morning from Nairobi, Kenya

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

No matter how a man is he will never sit on his testicles -wauda 2024

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Life is already happening, you cant prepare for it

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Seychelles fans last night #HarambeeStars

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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I know of no better aim of life than that of perishing in pursuit of the great and impossible

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

@omwambaKE Cheating tax on girlfriends who cheat inaeza kua poa

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

@KhalifKairo You can sleep in a car but cant travel in a house🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

27 days

Good morning Remember your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Good morning guys, I want to retire at 30, how can i create generational wealth fast?

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

5 months

Ile baridi mnasemanga iko nakuru iko wapi

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Back online💯...who noticed i was missing?🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

3 months

Hakuna mtu amenishinda shoe game hii twitter..

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Chai mandazi tatu 60 bob for breakfast

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Campus is all fun and games until you graduate and then it hits you

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Conductor heri akubebe bure from nyeri than kukutumia mix ya ngoma inaplay Kwa gari😂😂

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

The reason why i dont do alcohol and drugs is because i cant afford the expensive wines and cigars i like, imma just stay sober till the day i become rich

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

The degree to which a person can grow is ditectly proportional to the amount of truth they can accept about themselves without running away

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

7 months

Wacha Sasa niweke ndege mafute niingie angani 😂 @piloter_

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

6 months

Healthy breakfast Kama kawaida😁

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

I am not poor I am just an economical minimalist showcasing the legance of simplicity

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Winam gulf, Kisumu 💯🇰🇪

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

9 months

@Azulllaa Stop generalizing by saying kikuyu food, name one kikuyu food that is better than maasai nyama choma or pilau masala ya coast people..

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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I sometimes wish i had a brother manze. How does it feel to have a brother?

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Wicked men Sasa wamebookmark petite thread 💔🤦🏾‍♂️

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

3 months

Believe me when i tell you sijawai ona mkikuyu sober, wote ni addicts..

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Wauda

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2 months

Your phone is either an investment or your greatest distraction

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

9 days

Ati tokeni kwa floods kwanza ndio mtoke kwa block😅

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

Eldoret needs 30 years of hardwork and frequent Maandamano😂 to look like Kisumu city

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Every kenyan has this wrist band on their left hand..prove me wrong

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

Ati inches ni before nimbao maigod😭😭

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Funny thing about betrayal is it doesnt come from an enemy💀🫵

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Wueh! Ile design niko single🤣..i am sure ningekuwa chinese jina yangu ingekua Lon Lee🤣🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

1 month

🤦‍♂️

kiano

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i dont get people who thank god after surviving such a tragedy, you were just lucky.

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Am 23 in campus and my parents think that am still using the 200 bob they sent in january🤣

Miss wachira.

@Misswachira1

3 months

Hii age gap ya 24-28 kama huna support ya mzazi unaeza chizi fr.

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

3 months

Dont be shy when you repeat clothes, it shows you are the owner

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Adulting is actually a disaster, why am i offended when someone dont greet me?

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

7 months

Tulia huyo ni mary kwamboka

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Some of you look fat because of the way you walk..walk with a straight back, chest out and shoulders back Change or perish

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

Mama mboga ameanza kuuza oxygen sikuizi 😭🤣🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Anza kusoma exams Ni next week

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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@abuyamasta Uko na fermented classmates bana

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Wauda

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What does it mean when someone fails or pass a drug test?

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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I hate tiktok..driving back from one of my classmates burial and the first thing that pops up on fyp is that accident video💔💔💀

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Ukiniangalia hivi walai nakupea mimba the next minute

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Being bored in your own house is somehow better than being bored at someone's else💀

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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@georgediano I am not poor, i just have limited means

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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98% of tweeps hawajaoga leo

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Chips ya 70 for lunch..chipo is overrated

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

8 months

Good morning pals, ukipata chance ya kuretweet my pinned tweet I'll really appreciate it 😁

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Smocha imefika 65 na serikali imetulia tu

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Sasa mvua inanyesha na huyu dem ashaenda..shiet💀💔

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Kahawa sukari exit nikama masinga dam🤣🤣

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Ni yule dem ulitrain pale gym

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Any tatoo artist? I wanna write all my life goals on my forearm so i dont forget

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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I am in the gym to burn memories, not calories

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

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Mwiko ilivunjika hapa kejani lakini bahati nzuri dildo yake ilikua Safi😁

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Wauda

@SylvesterWauda

2 months

Trust me she is more worried about her broken nail than your broken feelings

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