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Aniket

3 years

Best quotes on Manuel Neuer from past/present players: Like and RTs appreciated. I've spent some time compiling this😁 A [THREAD]

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Don't let the red card fool you. Pavard was absolutely MONSTROUS tonight.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

8 months

Sommer has matched his Bayern (league) clean sheet numbers with Inter already (5 clean sheets in 7 games) Cannot lie I'm glad for him

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Bayern now have 75% of Ajax's 18-19 starting defence

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@SweeperKeeperMN

6 months

Small thread on Bryan Zaragoza and why it's a piece of brilliance from Christoph Freund. Give it a read and retweet please🤠

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Football is such a fickle business. 2-3 days ago, Bayern and PSG are absolute enemies. Today they're the two clubs who are most against the Super League (and saving football btw)

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Upamecano is the only non GK in the top 35 for Progressive Pass Distances. And he's doing all this at a 90.1% pass accuracy rate. This is prime Boateng level stuff lmaooo

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Takes the cake😂

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@alextalktoem

3 years

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Call me crazy but I love this picture. Kimmich is thirsting for blood

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

@ZachLowy @lequipe He's probably my fav ref. He's so no nonsense 😭

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

So Kahn knew about the Neuer injury and went to the Croatia game to see if Livakovic is any good. Let me make my fake scenarios in peace😌

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

1 defeat all season. Benfica are the most in form team after Napoli and genuine dark horses for the UCL. Unreal job from Roger Schmidt.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Imagine this draw: - Bayern vs Porto - Liverpool vs Real Madrid - Dortmund vs Chelsea - Man City vs PSG Some juicy storylines😍

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

People who are being racist to Kingsley Coman on his Instagram aren't just racist and hateful but also have disgustingly low ball knowledge because he essentially changed the game for France. Even Kolo Muani and Thuram were better only after Coman came on.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

"Timo Werner wasn't always prolific in the Bundesliga" Finally a commentator who is well informed. Thank you Martin Tyler 😌

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2 years

@dani_half

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@SweeperKeeperMN

11 months

Football Tweet ⚽

@Football__Tweet

11 months

🎙️ Paul Merson: “I cannot for the life of me see Harry Kane join Bayern Munich. Why would you get to within 47 goals of Alan Shearer's Premier League scoring record and then go to Bayern to help them win the Bundesliga for the 97th time on the trot? Why would you go? What for?”

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2 years

@TheEuropeanLad @MikeVerweij Better player starts

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Neymar as an attacker he has 3 non-penalty goals for PSG in 2021. Kimmich (who is a DM and doesn't score goals) has 3 non-penalty goals in September alone... But one of them has PR and happens to play in France, so gets nominated for the B*llon D'or...🙂

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

- Bayern only team to finish with 18/18 points - Conceded only 2 goals (1 with a Mazraoui, Pavard, Stanisic, Wanner backline) - 20 goals scored. 5 clean sheets kept Group of death done easyyy ⭐

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Andre Onana ball knowledge 📈📈📈📈

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Benfica/Villarreal fans seeing Bayern and Liverpool FT beefing about the Semi Final:

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Neuer - Clean Sheet Kimmich - Pre Assist Goretzka - Goal Sané - Assist Gnabry - 2 Assists Musiala - Germany debut Lewandowski - Goal Davies - 3 Assists Bayern ate pretty well yesterday 😌😍

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

So the De Ligt x Upamecano partnership hasn't conceded a goal in the last 300 minutes: - 90 mins vs Leverkusen - 72 mins vs Viktoria Plzen - 62 mins vs Dortmund - 76 mins vs Freiburg

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@SweeperKeeperMN

9 months

Vote for Jamal Musiala for the golden boy award. In completely unrelated news, Jamal Musiala has been a Taylor Swift fanboy since he was a foetus🫡🙃

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@iMiaSanMia

9 months

Round 4 of the Golden Boy Award public voting is open. Vote for Jamal Musiala & Mathys Tel 👇

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Lewandowski is very consistent. In photoshoots too

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

How has no one come up with a Musiala AGUEROOOOOO edit yet???

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

For a guy starting his first Bundesliga game, Tiago Dantas isn't afraid of playing the risky pass. Impressive so far👏

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Alaba having the balls at 19 to step up to take the first pen against Jose's 100 point Real Madrid in a UCL Semi Final at the Bernabeu is so damn underspoken of. Was always going to be an amazing leader🙌

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@iMiaSanMia_en

1 year

📆 On this day in 2012 UEFA Champions League semifinal | Real Madrid vs FC Bayern

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@SweeperKeeperMN

6 years

RIP Stephen Hillenburg! Our childhood owes a whole lot to you! The best cartoon ever! #SpongeBobSquarePants

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Stuck two fingers up Barca's... I'm really pleased for Luis Suarez. Look at what it means🙌

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

This, this and just this vs Barcelona midweek 👍

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Jose Mourinho is quietly doing an amazing job for Roma this season👑 -3rd in 🇮🇹 (live table) -2nd best xG diff in 🇮🇹(8th in Europe) -Best defence in Europe (by xGA) -Giving mins to youngsters like Zalewski Bove Tahirovic -All this while spending only 7m€/ making profit of 58m€

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Bayern's last group stage defeat was the Ancelotti game vs PSG 2017 and Bayern's last home group stage defeat was vs Man City in 2013. Pretty unreal tbh😳

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Also if we're going to burn Pavard when he's horrible, we have to recognise when he's good. 3 consecutive good games now👌

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Only one survivor since the 2010 Final vs Inter. I'm more hyped about this game than the Barca one

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

I'm not crying, you are

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

@FabrizioRomano If this was Pogba, Sky Sports would have made a whole documentary about it with Keane following him around in his Rolls Royce👍

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

If Vlahovic waited 6 months more, he'd probably be a Bayern player. I genuinely feel bad that he's having to play for this Juve team. He was better off at Firorentina (stylistically)

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Throwback to when contract extensions were "Oh look, 4 key players extended!"

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@iMiaSanMia

3 years

Contract talks with Leon Goretzka are getting more difficult than expected. A new agent was brought in and the player has inquiries from other clubs. Goretzka wants to stay but Bayern's offer has to be right. He's already in contact with Julian Nagelsmann [ @SPORTBILD ]

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Throwback to when Xavi Alonso made and bossed his Bayern debut the day after he signed and only after a single light training session

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Because most of the focus is on Bayern, people ignore how MENTAL a league the Bundesliga is

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@SweeperKeeperMN

11 months

Bayern (and a few other clubs) should genuinely be looking at Palacios as a #6 alternative. He's a bit similar to Thiago because he is superb technically, press resistant, can build up play from deep or play higher up. AND he has insane defensive numbers & good positional sense

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

3 in a row🇩🇪. Someone's gonna make it 4👀

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Barcelona goals conceded: - in La Liga (except the Real Madrid game) = 4 goals in 19 games - vs Bayern = 5 goals in 2 games - vs Inter (who were struggling) = 4 goals in 2 games Gives you an idea where La Liga is at right now when 8 of the 12 top scorers are above 28 years old

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

@As20ii_ Noa Lang literally exists =D

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Them dreams I had of us winning the UCL in 2025 with a Bayern fan as coach and with the final at the Allianz🥲

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Pep Guardiola gave us all this. And the results of their development have been key for Bayern long after he's been gone. A little appreciation won't go amiss.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Random fact: A Croatian has been part of every UCL winner since 2013 🇭🇷

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Neuer's got the best combination of reflexes + hand strength

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3 years

Robben said he'll play the Euros if De Boer calls him up🥺😍🧡

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@SweeperKeeperMN

4 years

@ChampionsLeague 🔴Neuer 🔴Kimmich 🔵Silva 🔴Alaba 🔴Davies 🔴Thiago 🔵Marquinhos 🔴Muller 🔵Mbappe 🔴Lewandowski 🔵Neymar

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

You know one of the biggest advantages of losing Lewandowski is that our system now is sooooo fluid. So even if someone gets injured there is always an option to replace them without a change of style(this doesn't get spoken enough) In the past, if we lost Lewy, we were screwed.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Bayern negotiations with Camavinga:

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Whoopsyyy👀😳😳😳

Baldiola 🏆🏆🏆🏆

@TeacherOfBall

3 years

The Bundesliga has scammed so many clubs in the last few years wtf Not easy is it Jadon?

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Why Bayern should be targeting Charles De Ketelaere now or sometime in the near future: A small [THREAD]

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Spent a year arguing Bayern 2020's case vs Barca 2009 only to have Chelsea fans comparing their 2021 squad to us a year later

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

Feel sorry for Tuchel. He's walked into almost the impossible job where his first 6 games are finals & he has to do all this while implementing his own ideas and not having much time in training. This is simply not his fault. The board has a lot to answer for as it stands.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY "RESULTS"???💀

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2 years

Great results tonight 💪🏾 #AD19 ⚡️

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1 year

-Upa made a huge block on Hakimi -Pavard made a huge block on Messi -De Ligt made an INSANE goal line save -Sommer made key saves vs Ramos/Mbappe -Davies made 2 huge blocks on Messi/Mbappe -Stanisic good today A tie where we won for once because we dug & fought it out. YESSSSS❤️

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1 year

@breathMessi21 All individual awards. Is this badminton or football?

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

@Football__Tweet 1982 - Bergomi, Rummenigge 1986 - Rummenigge, Matthaus 1990 - Matthaus, Augenthaler 1994 - Berti, Jorginho 1998 - R9, Lizarazu 2002- R9, Kahn 2006 - Materazzi, Sagnol 2010 - Sneijder, Robben 2014 - Palacio, Neuer 2018 - Perisic, Tolisso

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Patrice Evra is all of us

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3 years

14 years on from a semi professional game in Poland to deciding Gerd Muller's records fate on the biggest stage

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3 years

Don't cry it's just a match: The match:

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

11/13 of the goals in #EURO2020 have been scored by players playing in the Bundesliga or Serie A (Demiral, Immobile, Insigne, Embolo, Pohjanpalo, Lukaku, Lukaku, Meunier, Lainer, Pandev, Gregoritsch)

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3 years

@TrollFootball Updated

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@SweeperKeeperMN

10 months

@MadnessFc4 Should bring out a fax machine during his unveiling 😭

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

If you were a footballer, who's career would you rather have? Harry Kane or Mario Götze?

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3 years

I'm boooooooored. No one takes it personally👍

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2 years

We're all all-German final tonight right???

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

If Jose Mourinho was sacked because he didn't want to take Spurs to the European Super League, then just RESPECT ❤️

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

For all of Cancelo's "struggles", he still has 3 assists in 344 minutes for us.

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

For us it's gotta be this. Will probably end up costing us the title (which we don't deserve anyway)

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Appreciation post:

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3 years

No one: Kimmich: Turns into prime Pirlo with his shirt tucked in

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3 years

This game was 8 years back and I remember it like it was yesterday

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1 year

Assuming Real and Napoli through

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Goretzka -> Süle -> Kimmich -> Sané -> Gnabry Goal made in Munich😂 #ISLGER

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@SweeperKeeperMN

2 years

Bayern players left at the World Cup: 🇫🇷 Coman, Upamecano, Pavard 🇳🇱 de Ligt 🇭🇷 Stanisic 🇲🇦 Mazraoui Inter players left: 🇳🇱 Dumfries, de Vrij 🇭🇷 Brozovic 🇦🇷 Martinez Realistically we need a France vs Argentina/Netherlands final to keep the World Cup Final record going

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Screw the penalty debate. There's 2 balls on the pitch right next to each other😭😭😭

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

For the last time in a while, Champions of Europe!❤️

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

IDGAF about Ligue 1 but I hope Lyon do well😌

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

MiaSamMia baited Plettigoal lol😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@SweeperKeeperMN

1 year

De Ligt was my dream signing. We got him. Cancelo was my dream signing. We got him. Suuuuuuper unrealistic BUT Osimhen is my dream signing

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@SweeperKeeperMN

3 years

Messi was literally supported by his club for being a tax fraud! You're embarassing yourself...

Marcel - 🇳🇱

@MarcelSimply

3 years

I've never in my life seen a league and club campaign as much for their player as Bayern Munich/bundes liga 🤦🏼‍♂️ They'll have to delete so many tweets Monday 💀