Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️ @SucreMartini Twitter profile

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

man loves son so much he had to get one for himself

Harry Kane

@HKane

3 years

Our beautiful boy has arrived. 29/12/2020. Louis Harry Kane. I couldn’t be more proud of my wife Kate. Special way to finish the year. Happy new year everyone. 💙👶🏼🎉

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4 years

These are the only people that need newspaper allowance.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

CNN COVERED OUR PROTESTS!! and showed the world how the Nigerian police assaulted a peaceful protester. WE HAVE THAT POWER!! KEEP TWEETING #EndSWAT !!!! #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

fleets is proof that a lot of people see your tweets but choose not to interact tbh

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Jack laughing at dark jokes before suspending your account

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

"if you're broke and clowning a millionaire, the joke is on you."

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Darius the Mede : I'm very sure that Daniel has been eaten up by the Lions already. Daniel :

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Gay people depend on straight people to produce gay people.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

bold of you to assume that men don't have options too😬

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Her : Umm, Did you pull out? Me :

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

2 years

i’d rather witness their downfall than my success

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

My captain Your Captain

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

SARS OFFICER: Unlock Your Phone now ME: No Sir (Receives Hot Slap) SARS OFFICER: For the second time Open Your phone! ME: No Sir!! (Receives Two Hot Slaps) SARS OFFICER: Young Man!! for the last time Open your Phone!! Me:No Sir! I have my Rights! SARS OFFICER:

Titanic News

@titanicnewsng

4 years

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Ebuka: And the winner is........LAYCON!! Literally everyone:

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

now that's a proper honeyMOON.

Pulse Ghana

@PulseGhana

4 years

Man buys 1-acre plot of land on the moon for wife as wedding gift

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

The prey The Predator

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

aired but with a fat ass....Airden Hazard

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@SucreMartini

2 years

😭😭😭

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

My sister and her boyfriend were arguing and he poured NaCl on her. She reported him to the police because that's A salt

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Look at your beards, are you proud of it??

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

MALE PROTESTERS SHOULD PROTECT FEMALE PROTESTERS NOT HARASS THEM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!! #EndSARS

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Stop following me if you aren’t gonna interact with my tweets

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

man said

SEGA L'éveilleur®

@segalink

3 years

Interesting. 🚶🏿‍♀️

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@SucreMartini

4 years

At least he found his better half.

hak!m

@whoismorj

4 years

I'm crying wtf is this 😭😭😭

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4 years

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

Me : *misbehaves in front of my mum's friend because i want biscuit* Mom : " we have enough biscuit at home" The Biscuit at home :

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

8 months

Once you say “i’m from Nigeria” , everyone says i fuck with Burna boy man

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Trying so hard to walk away from people you love 🥺

Mara

@Mara38096161

4 years

bomboclaat

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

"Twice as Mid" "Mid in Lagos" we can't forget, e dey go round,e go touch everybody👍🏽

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

hi x.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

got to stan wizkid while chasing that bag!😂

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@SucreMartini

4 years

In church : Jesus Conquered the devil Match am! Match am! Amputees :

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

RCCG Good Women starter pack

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@SucreMartini

2 years

03’ dump

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

putting viagra in the holy communion wine>>>

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@SucreMartini

2 years

+1🎈. on to the next!

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Everton 5-2 WBA Leeds 4 -3 Fulham* My fpl points :

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@SucreMartini

3 years

i was wrong about anime all this while man. you're missing👍🏽

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Dianee: Babe, i had the weirdest dream,i was swimming in a pool of Orange Soda. How could that be Me: Don't worry Maybe it's Just a Fanta Sea Her:

Big Mike ⚖️

@fepz_

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Friendly reminder that the PRESIDENT of Nigeria is still in Shock and has been in shock for almost 5 days now.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

lol 21 savage got the best adlibs

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

Me in hell : So we no fit roast yam?, Fire dey waste oo

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Maths Teacher: Ok students, Calculate the Area of the Circle Using Pi(π) Student: Excuse me sir,Which pie exactly?.....Meat Pie,Fish pie or Chicken Pie Maths Teacher:

𝔸 𝕐 𝔻 𝔼 𝔼

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@SucreMartini

3 years

twitter didn’t give me balloons 😕 but oh well, i'm grateful to see another year🙏🏽

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Aguero decided to contest to be the Mayor of Lagos and he won.🤣🤣🤣 should we call him mayorKUN!??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

i have a joke guysss🤣🤣🔥🔥

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3 years

0221 szn🐉

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4 years

@Auntyadaa

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@SucreMartini

4 years

SARS and FRSC officials when they're deployed at Batman's location:

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4 years

If superheroes were in Nigeria;

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4 years

🎈

Ronnie, the LinkedIn Boss🦋 ✨

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4 years

update your media🙂

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@SucreMartini

4 years

me 🤝🏽 ghosting so they don't get too attached.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

When i stop at my pastor's house and i hear "Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians, Marlians Gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese, gbese"

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@SucreMartini

4 years

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

must've been the hardest day of his life.

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@walloyjigs

3 years

My uncle overdosed Viagra😭

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

(playing COD and my ammo finishes) me :

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

Your boyfriend calls u "princess" but leaves u on read?..... Ok Seenderella

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

26 days

@chiddyafc partey? nah he’s been good.

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@SucreMartini

3 years

sucre ft tired eyes🌋

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

Ronaldo is outstanding yeah, but for you to watch Messi and still say Ronaldo is better than that man then it's time to question your sanity tbh

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Deep it. #BBnaija

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

BAN LIFTED....SARS MUST WHAT???????

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

2 years

@oka4or i think the show is for young people

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

If two yoruba clowns got married and had a daughter. Do they call her AJOKE?

Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

YESSSSS I HAVE A JOKEE!!!😂😂

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

When you're a buffalo and a filming crew shooting a documentary about lions points the camera at you suddenly

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

If CNN can pick up these protests, the world would know about SARS & Police brutality in Nigeria. THEN! the government would be forced to act FAST. Right now,they're acting as if they aren't seeing these protests and that has to change. TAG CNN!! #EndSarsProtests

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@SucreMartini

2 years

avril👣

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

" Why you de talk like say you get money. No be anon pay your school fees?"

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

ngl this TL is depressing

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@SucreMartini

4 years

"i act this way cuz i'm a scorpio " me :

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@SucreMartini

4 years

For Chadwick🕊❤.

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@SucreMartini

4 years

doingss....

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

When Superman is on his way to save someone and he collects hot slap from Edo witches for entering their territory.

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

10 months

because people loved nadal and federer before he came and started winning everything they could possibly win and beating them black blue with zero fucks given about the crowds.

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@Gideoomatic

10 months

Why do people hate Djokovic so much 😭

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

Omo i wan chop ......

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

@UnclePamilerin Faculty Head: Textbooks go for 7,500 Devil: Just add 2k so that your parents would give you extra Me: (adds 15k) Devil: #BrodaSHAGGI

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@SucreMartini

3 years

i was hungry in the morning, afternoon and night. call me TRIPLE H

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@SucreMartini

4 years

FROM BAD TO WORSE

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

lol remember when we were kids, we all licked toothpaste cuz we thought it was ice cream

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@SucreMartini

4 years

James: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football DOCTOR: Here, take these tablets at night James: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals DOCTOR:

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

that davido and nicki track sounds gucci. what's the hate for?

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@SucreMartini

3 years

hey👋

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@SucreMartini

3 years

Laycon served o🤯🤯

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@SucreMartini

3 years

who remembers that helicopter mission in vice city?

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Boss,when you go end that call?

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@SucreMartini

4 years

@realKojoToronto Boom

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@tomiwebstr werey think sey she go reply “guess🤭”

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@SucreMartini

4 years

if her name is sharon. i for like advice you but- make you sha run fast

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

So God told Poco Lee and his brother to go to land of Nicumbusicah and he told them to never turn their heads back. Unfortunately,Poco Lee's brother turned his head back and he instantly turned into a vegetable Now they call him Broco Lee😂😂😂😂🤣

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@SucreMartini

4 years

madddd i have a joke😭😂😂😂😂

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@SucreMartini

3 years

niggas be vibing to The Weeknd like "Oooh i'm blinded by the lights" but haven't paid their electricity bill for the past 4 months. Bro you're worried about the wrong Light.

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@SucreMartini

4 years

@toolzbabe @Kinglamarr___ @SucreMartini

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@SucreMartini

4 years

A long time ago my Carpenter expressed his desire to become a professional football player. Good news guys,he just made the bench.

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@SucreMartini

4 years

Lmaooo I've got a mad pun!.

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@SucreMartini

3 years

I went to poo and i found out that water had finished so i made tea and poured it on my shoe so i use a TEASHOE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

I have a joke!😂😂😂

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

4 years

sigh.

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

4 years

Exclusive: Liverpool agree deal to sign Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara from Bayern Munich for a fee of around €30m. Talks have accelerated since Monday after #FCBayern officials made clear they wanted it done before Bundesliga start @TheAthleticUK #LFC

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👋

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@SucreMartini

4 years

a focused king🙏🏽🤣🤣🤣

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Emeka🧏🏽‍♂️

@SucreMartini

3 years

niggas complaining about not having fleets while fat ass mosquitoes are busy sucking their blood like capri-sonne. bro you're focused on the wrong fleet👍🏽

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@SucreMartini

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@rygoddess @Missyummy__ Kfb

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