I need to lose 80lbs by may...
How much crack I gotta smoke to lose said weight, but not so much that I'll end up selling my momma's '79 thunderbird for $15?
I saved the best for last and it was all worth it. He even got to feed them before we turned their lights out for the night. I would've did a video but he snuck in here on me...
Something tells me he's gonna be stuck in this position a few days 🙄
My lil guy has been in his feelings that he hasn't been with daddy in a few days and has to wait till Xmas eve. Why? I heard him say he wanted a Sponge Bob theme aquarium for Xmas and I just need a few more days to let the tank settle before I add the fish for his surprise. Gm!
It's been a remarkable 43 trips around the sun for this young fella and I couldn't be anymore excited to see how the next 43+ turn out. Thanx for all the birthday love, cashapp gifts and ( . )( . ) pix 🤣🤣🤣 well, birthday love, I'm tryna speak the other 2 into fruition 😅😂
I had my first vegan experience tonight and let me tell yoooooouuuuuu...
I'm throwing a whole damn pig on da grill tomorrow. Y'all can keep dat shit ova there 👉🏾
This broke child of mine put in a last minute request for Santa to get him a Switch...damn near a month has gone by and this boy has only touched it twice and that was to create his lil avatar. Next year all he gettin is them lil green toy soldiers and a Mr. Potato head 😒
Since I'm waiting on my lil guy for after-school pick-up, figured it'd be a great time to post a selfie because someone told me I was fine and yall get it that I'm cute...
Howdy folks 👋🏾😂
Ayooooooo they gave a real one balloons & shit!!!! 44 and never hurt so good...especially in the hip flexor area 😫
Gooooooood Mawnin and if ya wanna contribute to my big day $ShermansBBLSavings 🤘🏾😭
Told pops to get his
@Ravens
gear ready. Needless to say, he understood the assignment...
Treated my guy to a trip to London and he's loving every minute of it...
My guy wanted for nothing and I wouldn't have it any other way!
Norwegian showed a old vet some love. Upgraded room, deployment orders, battalion coin (I lost my old one almost 20 years ago 😢), a code of vacation packet, a veteran pin and a 'tour' patch. They had this fella in tears...but not in front of the bros tho 😂
#appreciated
I just wanna go home and sleep, but I'm stuck for a double in this freezer on Christmas Eve, wondering what my elves are doin...
Anywho, Good Morning folks...
My guy made his actorial debut tonight and that kid understood the assignment and killed it...
I am so proud of this lil nutcracker of mine. He may even get to open his presents on Christmas 😂😂😂
I brought in a box of my favorite sandwiches (which i refuse to name cause y'all be judgin) to work tonight and this lady gonna ask if she could have one...
One last drink in Venice and then it's time to head back on a 4hr train to Rome to link up with more of the gang...
I'm in Harry's bar which is home and creator of the Belini...cheers!!!!
Stopped and had breakfast at the oldest Cafe in the world. It's been in operation since 1720 and is still going strong today. They even have live music first thing in the morning. And the food? It's got damn fantastic. They put me on to honey croissants. I'm addicted 😋
Thanx to the 3 1/2 thoughts and prayers I received from you guys (2 of those were from myself to myself), I'm almost 100% better and feelin like my old self...almost
I should be deep in my sleep right now, but someone decided to fake a cough to get out of school. And now we gotta get a rapid test done...
I hate it here 😒 😑 😫🙄