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@StrayDogNZ

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All Nick know is make meme, post cats, eat hot chip & lie. He/him.

Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa
Joined August 2008
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Nick
1 year
I'm calling bullshit on Views - I logged out of this alt, returned 5 minutes later and suddenly there were 8 more views.
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1 year
Last weekend @Glinner , an account with half a million followers, sent his terf army to harass me. This led to over 900 comments & QTs attacking me & an email to my employer. If this is the abuse a cis male gets for supporting trans rights, imagine what trans people suffer daily.
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1 year
@gendertraita They did. They were the other two.
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1 year
I share this, not to center myself, but to reveal the obsessive hatred that trans people deal with. Last weekend rattled the echo chambers of "gender criticals" who had, until PP's disastrous tour, seen themselves as a majority. Aotearoa's protests showed them they're not 🏳️‍⚧️✊
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1 year
The number of comments suggesting that I was a trans man or that the bookshelf behind me was sending the hidden message "Know Your Place, Women" shows you that terfs are deep down an antivaxx-like rabbit hole, obsessively looking for clues to a non-existent conspiracy.
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1 year
Most of @glinner 's mob followed his lead that I was a misogynist who had been "terrorising women." The reality was I attended with a cis female colleague who was there, like the thousands of other protestors, to voice her opinion that transphobia is not welcome in Aotearoa 🏳️‍⚧️✊
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1 year
@eviIshags Before you judge, Jared Leto has been working on this costume for 15 years! Just Google 'Jared Leto fifteen years" if you don't believe me.
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3 years
Had to update this after the events of yesterday:
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5 months
Petition to change tobacco packaging to the faces of the National MPs responsible for removing our smokefree laws.
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1 year
Sean Plunket, who was permanently suspended from Twitter today, just asked Prime Minister Hipkins at a post-cabinet press conference to define a woman. Despite not being prepared for the question, PM Hipkins made it clear that Aotearoa will not tolerate Posie Parker's views 🏳️‍⚧️✊
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1 year
Here's a thread of prominent New Zealand women who have publicly shown their support for our trans community 🧵 1. Folk singing comedy & activist duo Jools and Lynda Topp aka The Topp Twins.
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2 months
Newshub pulled no punches in their coverage of Luxon's "entitlement" to paying himself thousands in taxpayer money to live in his mortgage-free apartment:
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5 months
Good to see @MattyMcLean holding National to account for standing aside and letting Winston spread his conspiracy theories unchecked. "Just saying what a lot of New Zealanders are thinking" is a piss poor response to amplifying unmitigated lies.
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7 months
Damn, Chippy is coming in HOT 🔥
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1 year
This is David. David earns around $200,000 & is a beneficiary of trusts that own 3 properties. David's salary is paid for by taxpayers like you. But David claims that it's the support for people who can't work that is "wasteful spending" David is a dick. Don't be like David.
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David Seymour
1 year
Do you work for a living? From Saturday, you'll be giving more money to fund people who don't work. This April Fools' Day, the joke will be on you. ACT has a different approach. We will cut wasteful spending to fund tax cuts for every earner.
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8 months
Chris Hipkins responds to National's criticism that Labour are playing "negative" & "nasty" politics by presenting a collection of attack ads produced by National & their pals at The Taxpayers Union:
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2 months
Pretty bold to show up at the Big Gay Out after you voted against the conversion therapy ban, agreed to remove "gender, sexuality and relationship-based education guidelines" and claim sexuality issues are best dealt with at home.
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Katie Scotcher
2 months
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon was forced to abruptly leave Auckland’s Big Gay Out festival due to protest action (trans rights, pro palestine) that got pretty heated at points.
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2 months
Chris Luxon left Tova's podcast in such a rush he forgot to remove his microphone. He was captured saying this: "Classic tabloid stuff from stuff." Was it reasonable for @TovaOBrien to question the PM on his many hypocritical actions or is Luxon entitled to go criticism-free?
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5 months
Chris Hipkins tears apart National's economic policies that favour landlords, millionaires and big oil and tobacco over the 'squeezed middle' New Zealanders who they campaigned on supporting.
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3 years
From all of Aotearoa, thank you Devonport man 🙌
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2 years
When you see the BREAKING NEWS notification for an unscheduled press conference:
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3 years
@noturbby__ Please. My wets.
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7 months
Aotearoa, your new Prime Minister:
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10 months
New National slogan just dropped
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3 years
Hey Alexa, show me the definition of a trainwreck:
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2 years
Someone asked if I could make a poster for people who have immunocompromised whānau at home. Feel free to use and share this so we can all do our part to protect our most vulnerable from Covid! 😷
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8 months
Good thing Labour didn't introduce a wealth tax, capital gains tax, cannabis legalisation or any other policy that may have led to significant change. Wouldn't want to do something at the risk of being unpopular when you can simply do nothing and [checks notes] poll at 26.8% 🫠
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1 year
This tweet is blowing up but instead of promoting my SoundCloud, can I suggest this Christmas you consider donating to @OutRightIntl to help counter the transphobia & homophobia that has significantly increased since Musk took over.
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2 years
Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder. Here's two minutes of @jacktame refusing to let Luxon off the hook for his recommendation that we scrap the traffic light system last year.
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3 months
Nothing more embarrassing than the guy who used to have your job schooling you on what your job responsibilities are in front of your team
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21 days
Hora Hora school principal Pat Newman calls David Seymour's attendance plan "about as much use as tits on a bull." "He's the one that says 'we're going to cut lunches... We're going to cut back the transport subsidies.' How the hell is that going to get people into schools?"
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1 year
Hell yeah go off 👑
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1 month
What's the word for someone who wants to take lunch money from hungry kids and give it to private schools?
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3 years
Thanks for the reminder @chrishipkins Safety first!
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8 months
WHO DID THIS? cc. @kimmmyparsons
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4 months
Weird, I wonder what the difference is...
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2 years
Having a pretty rough time with the ol' mental health at the moment and I can't tell if it's due to grief, COVID anxiety, pandemic fatigue, general depression or a fun combination of the lot 😮‍💨 To everyone else struggling rn, kia kaha. You're not alone 🤜🤛
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2 years
Please don't circulate this image. I would hate for anyone near the sprinklers to get the wrong idea...
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7 months
Ryan Bridge's frustration with Luxon refusing to answer his question is palpable here. Luxon won't answer the question of whether someone on a disability allowance will be worse off under National because he knows the answer won't win him voters.
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7 months
Excited for all those people who believe that by working hard they'll be able to become millionaires like Luxon. Finally the restraints have been lifted that have prevented us all from earning $4.2 million dollars a year and owning 7 properties.
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3 months
You received 8.64% of the vote. ACT does NOT speak for 91.36% of voting New Zealanders. Jog on with your anti-Māori dogwhistling, Seymour.
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David Seymour
3 months
ACT speaks for New Zealanders who believe division is one of the greatest threats to our country. We’re proposing a proper public debate on what the principles of the treaty actually mean, in the context of a modern multi-ethnic society with a place in it for all.
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1 year
After this absolute shocker from Wayne Brown last night, it's obvious why the Mayor has been hiding from the media
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3 years
121 of the cases from our recent outbreak have been under nine years old. Ardern says they can't be vaccinated, so we must get vaccinated for them. If you have any doubts about vaccinations, please, do it for the kids 🙏
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3 years
Labour Government be like:
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2 months
While our entitled Prime Minister is happy to apply for tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars to live in his own home, his government are looking at taking away lunches from kids. I guess our children aren't entitled to the entitlement of a daily meal.
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2 months
New National slogan just dropped
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2 months
Newshub pulled no punches in their coverage of Luxon's "entitlement" to paying himself thousands in taxpayer money to live in his mortgage-free apartment:
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7 months
Chris Hipkins on National's plan to cut benefits while providing tax relief for wealthy landlords: "That shows that your moral compass is entirely wrong. You want to take from the people who have the least to give to the people who have the most."
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2 years
Oh cool so antivaxxers believe they can just up and become "sheriffs" now if they print themselves off a certificate 🙄
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2 months
Here's @NewshubNZ taking David Seymour to task for being a shareholding Minister which expressly forbids him from directing the broadcaster on editorial matters:
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2 years
"WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY!" they shout as they protest without resistance. "MY BODY MY CHOICE!" they scream about a life-saving vaccine that no one is forcing them to take. "FREEDOM!" they cry as they move about in crowds through a city that hasn't been in lockdown for months.
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Clint Smith
2 years
they're chanting 'no more lockdowns'. In a city that isn't in lockdown and has only seen a few weeks of lockdown in total. Maybe they're talking about Auckland, where retail opens tomorrow and lockdown ends in a few weeks.
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2 months
David Seymour: Why can't I find love? Also David Seymour: I don't see any reason to feed hungry children
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26 days
The kids are alright
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David Seymour on today's School Strike 4 Climate protest: "Somehow they need to take half a day off to make this point? I don't think that's credible." One absolute legend of a teenager: "He's a dick so..."
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2 years
Nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one: Sean Plunket:
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1 year
Did anyone else just get this Emergency Mobile Alert?
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1 year
Despite being blocked, @Glinner continues to harass me, retweeting claims that I'm the long-haired man who allegedly hit someone (Reader: I am bald) He also posted my profile pic (why?) so I look forward to his followers explaining how my watermelon suit is a misogynistic threat
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1 year
A reminder that one of the most vocal 'gender critical' men in NZ, who claims he's defending "safe spaces for women", is currently fighting allegations that he has made a workplace "too unsafe" for a female colleague:
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2 years
Very cool of David Seymour to provide us with 16 reasons not to vote for ACT.
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3 years
Many people discovered The Taxpayers' Union today after they attempted to criticize the government funding of @davidfarrier & @DylanReeve 's critically acclaimed and financially profitable documentary 'Tickled.' So for the initiated, here's a primer on The TPU. Thread 🧵 1/
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2 years
Apologies in advance to any students who received 'unusual' feedback from me today.
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7 months
Paddy Gower: WINSTON PETERS, IS HE GOOD OR BAD FOR THIS COUNTRY? Hipkins: (without flinching) BAD. Luxon: I DON'T KNOW HIM. I DON'T KNOW HIM. I DON'T KNOW HIM, PADDY, I DON'T KNOW HIM WELL. This could be your coalition government, New Zealand 💀
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7 months
Jack Tame's face when Nicola Willis says that those are all of the numbers for National's foreign house buyers tax 😂
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2 years
Whatever happens next with MIQ, vaccine passes & mandates, it's important we recognise that the Freedom Convoy didn't change a thing. Nothing whatsoever. They'll be remembered for poo-flinging, Barry Manilow & lamb lady. Just an embarrassing footnote in the COVID history books
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4 months
Interesting how some of the men who were most judgemental of the shoplifting story have actual convictions of assault or allegations of abuse in the workplace...
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8 months
Jack Tame challenges Chris Luxon on why, in the middle of a cost of living crisis, National plans to fund cuts for landlords. Renters United president Geordie Rogers said Luxon’s property portfolio, currently valued at over $16m, should be considered a conflict of interest.
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Nick
3 years
I fight for trans rights because as a teacher I support my trans students who are told by strangers online that they don't deserve the same human rights as cis-folk.
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artie (he/him)
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frankly if you believe people like me don’t deserve human rights I have no reason to listen to what you say
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11 months
Reporter to Simeon Brown: Are you confused about being the MP for Pakuranga? 😂😂😂
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7 months
Wild that the likely new Minister of Health, Dr Shane Reti, is shutting down the long overdue upgrades to Whangārei Hospital while owning shares in the private hospital it competes with. No doubt Luxon will deal out the same prompt consequences that he demanded of Michael Wood.
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@matroked Just as a note, Reti owns shares in the Whangarei private hospital and thus stands to gain financially from this
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2 years
Our 👏 medical 👏 staff 👏 deserve 👏 better 👏 pay
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26 days
Here's mental health advocate @Jazzthornton_ 's message to Chris Luxon: "If you shut down the Suicide Prevention Office, you will be telling people that are struggling with suicidal thoughts all around the country that their lives are worth less than your tax cuts."
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Nick
3 years
yes I want level 3 takeaways. yes I want to stay in level 4. we exist.
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7 months
Who do i vote for to make sure this guy never appears on TV again?
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Here's David Seymour being booed off after his 'All lives matter' Waitangi speech was rendered inaudible by waiata:
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2 years
AYYYYY SHE SAID YES 💍
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8 months
Another brutal interview as @LloydBurr calls Christopher Luxon out for his constant walk outs on interviews he's uncomfortable with.
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3 years
Hearing lots of people say this is the Wanaka couple... Does anyone recognise these two?
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Brooke van Velden's evidence for reinstating 90day trials: "I know from talking to people up & down NZ" Jack Tame on Treasury's report that they don't work: "This is an EVIDENCE-BASED study. They've actually looked at the numbers as opposed to just getting VIBES from businesses"
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7 months
Winston Peters: Thank you Jack, you've just made a hopeless case here, a good case for us to make sure we get the broadcasting portfolio after this election. Jack Tame: Is that a threat, Mr Peters? Peters: No it's not a threat, it's a promise
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3 months
Same rights for all NZers is just another way of saying 'let's not do anything to help improve outcomes for Māori' Schools focus on improving outcomes for Māori students because historically they have less success than Pākehā. It's not at the cost of supporting Pākehā students.
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ACT: "Every New Zealander should have the same rights." The national "unity" hui:
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2 years
Anti-vaxxers abusing security guards at WestCity mall: "We all have somebody that has been injured by this!" The guard asks "When?" to which she replies, "in July 2021..." but before she can finish the guard says, "Nah, when did I ask?" Give this security guard a raise 😂😂😂
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NewsHub confronts Nicola Willis with a montage of Christopher Luxon stating the average household income family with young kids would get "$250 a fortnight" under National's tax plan, instead of the more accurate "up to $250." One of the videos is still on National's instagram.
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2 years
"We're not a fringe minority" Yeah right.
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2 years
The last thing you see before contracting COVID-19
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1 year
Lol the whole View system is broken... - Tweets have more likes than views - Clicking View Tweet Activity throws up an error message Ignore views everybody; we don't need that energy this Christmas 😊
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8 months
"What I would say to you" is that this @NewshubNZ interview with Christopher Luxon was an absolute massacre. No wonder he pulled out of the @TeAoWithMOANA segment. Luxon will not produce the numbers because he knows they don't add up.
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3 years
Dr. Ashley Bloomfield on his way to the 4pm press conference.
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"Just about every economist in NZ said that the National party's numbers didn't add up... Day after day it becomes abundantly clear that the economists were right & that the National party were willing to say whatever they needed to say in order to win the election."
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Chris Hipkins: "If Christopher luxon wins, you lose. Only 3,000 households get their full tax cut but everyone will pay for it. Thousands of kids will be back in poverty and we'll go backwards on climate change. There would be job cuts before Christmas. There is a better way."
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2 months
Here's a Canadian-accented David Seymour arguing against funding public transport on behalf of Atlas Network partner & climate change denialists, Frontier Centre for Public Policy.
@DrJeremyWalker
Jeremy Walker ❤️🖤💛 Always was #YES always will
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David Seymour, in a nice Canadian accent, arguing Calgary (capitol of Alberta, the oilsands state) should spend less on public transit & more on roads for more cars & more petrol, on behalf of the fossil/Atlas thinktank Frontier. #ClimateCrisis #nzpol
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Here's @jacktame grilling Chris Bishop over the new fast-track process that will allow the government to override court decisions that have blocked large-scale projects for environmental reasons:
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1 month
David Seymour, an intellectual: If you don't want dolphins to get hurt by a sailing competition, why do you drive to work? Check mate, liberals.
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2 months
If we want to see if Premier House is as uninhabitable as Luxon claims, how about we send some kids inside for the annual Easter egg hunt with 4k cameras
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2 months
Apparently our entitled Prime Minister doesn't have to prove to anyone that Premier House is uninhabitable. We just have to take him on his word. We can trust Luxon right? 🫠
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3 months
Young people aged 16-17 paid $90 million in taxes in the 2021-2022 period (and presumably more in the 2022-2023 period following the upwards trend.) Our rangatahi definitely have "skin in the game." But ACT don't want them to vote because Seymour believes they'll vote left.
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Asking kids who don't pay rates, rent, or water bills to elect local councillors was always a dumb idea. Democracy works best when voters have skin in the game.
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1 year
Calls for Mayor Brown to resign grow as a petition records thousands of signatures: "Resigning has some perks, he'll get more time to play tennis, and I think there's a few Aucklanders who would like to show him their backhand game."
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3 years
Me and dad on our way to the big gang meet at Tauranga hospital.
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1 year
Has Kate Hawkesby apologised for calling the Metservice weather warnings "overcooked" and "fearmongering" yet?
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8 months
Christopher Luxon continues to crack under pressure. Note his strained laughter as he struggles to deny the long list of National policies that would worsen the effects of climate change:
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8 months
In preparation for the first of the Leaders debates on Tuesday night, here's a Christopher Luxon bingo card. Turn it into a drinking game at your own risk 😵‍💫
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1 month
Spare a thought today for the poor landlords who are unable to collect rent because their tenants have died 🙃
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1 month
Throwback to @jacktame 's reaction to Nicola Willis revealing her financial "modelling"
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7 months
Jack Tame's face when Nicola Willis says that those are all of the numbers for National's foreign house buyers tax 😂
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