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Matty Hayward

@StopThePigeon

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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐™‚๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™๐™ฎ๐™จ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ โš’ โฟ|โฟ ๐˜—๐˜ฉ๐˜‹ ๐˜ข๐˜ต @AucklandUni โฟ|โฟ ๐˜ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐Ÿ‘โšฝ๏ธ

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง London
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Matty Hayward
5 years
Treat me like a canvas ๐ŸŽจ
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Pretty guy tending his pretty plants ๐Ÿชด
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5 months
Doctor now arenโ€™t I
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5 years
Me, an aging homosexual, seeing younger twinks fill the market:
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2 years
Just me and my cranes, basking in the sun ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ—
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2 years
Merry Christmas Eve โ„๏ธ
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2 years
Ok back at it again but itโ€™s sunnier today soโ€”
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2 years
What, twice in a few days? Ok, if you insistโ€ฆ If youโ€™re scrolling, post a mirror selfie
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Matty Hayward
3 years
Finally can make the most of it before back to 9ยฐC next week ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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2 years
Wfh day started hella busy but has petered out so Iโ€™m back in bed ๐Ÿ˜ด
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1 year
Good morning from the same old pose in bed~ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Matty Hayward
2 years
Time to sleep on it ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
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Matty Hayward
3 months
Working an election for 19 hours deserves a lil nap this morning ๐Ÿ˜ด
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2 years
As a prince ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒน
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1 year
Me and all my* plants ๐Ÿชด ๐Ÿฅฐ * @backdownstroke โ€™s
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2 years
All trimmed โœ‚๏ธ
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1 year
Iโ€™m just wearing shorts? At every opportunity? 18yo Matty would be absolutely mortified by this development~
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2 years
Spare me the Central Line ๐Ÿ›‘
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2 years
May just wear this scarf indoors permanently ๐Ÿงฃ
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1 year
Donโ€™t mind me; just checking my collar size for shirts ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘”
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Matty Hayward
4 years
Why would you drive when you could do this?
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2 months
Happy weekend โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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Matty Hayward
3 years
Looks like Iโ€™m trapped doing work all day again @backdownstroke ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ
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4 months
Snip snip โœ‚๏ธ
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5 months
Got in the way of @backdownstroke โ€™s pictures didnโ€™t I~
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5 years
Norton Anti-virus
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NEWS: We'll be bringing a special #Eurovision broadcast to @BBCOne on the 16th May presented by @grahnort ! ๐Ÿ‘‰
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6 years
Gotta make the most of my fave soft light before I leave, right? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค”
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2 years
Done with today~
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3 years
After nearly four years Iโ€™ll finally be living permanently in London again from this Saturday! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅฐ
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9 months
@ikisnick New to Dutch but I canโ€™t get over this
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2 years
This morning I defended my PhD thesis in examination. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ Turns out vivas are fun! I will pass with a minor corrections but.. doesnโ€™t it feel nice when everything comes together? ๐Ÿฅบ The exam started at 5:30am though so I will celebrate by going back to sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
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Matty Hayward
3 years
Taken by my Greek God this weekend
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3 years
Staying here all day, thx
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2 years
Happy lil boye with his happy lil roast
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1 year
5โ€™7โ€ lil boye
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1 year
6โ€™ exactly babyyy
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1 year
First real spring sun โ˜€๏ธ
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2 years
Golden hour is too good to waste after a muggy day โ˜€๏ธ
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5 years
Iโ€™ve stumbled on an OCDerโ€™s heaven
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3 years
Heโ€™s a Venusaur @backdownstroke
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1 year
And just like โœ‚๏ธ that โœ‚๏ธ I feel more like myself again~
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5 months
I see tonight is one of the rare positive times where this meme is true:
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3 years
Itโ€™s autumn boys the PINK IS OUT
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3 years
Today I am truly blessed ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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1 year
The sun did come out at the right time yesterday โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
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1 year
But it if beach, bit of hockeyโ€ฆ whatโ€™s not to love? โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
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Secondary school // recent ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿฅฒ
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Secondary school // recent
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4 years
Gotta love some pride ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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3 years
Uh oh, someone hold me backโ€”
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6 years
Bed surfing is such a pleasure when the beds are this good ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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6 years
Beware; this homo can now drive. ๐Ÿš˜
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4 years
Open for a surprise ๐ŸŒˆ
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4 years
Itโ€™s April 12
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Matty Hayward
1 year
Havenโ€™t had a reason to update this for ages butโ€ฆ Rate my (old) tinder profile ๐Ÿคช
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1 year
Banned from tinder but rate my bumble profile
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1 year
Balloons! ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฅฐ
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6 years
Itโ€™s at this point I can finally say I shall be moving to New Zealand early next year to begin a PhD in the modelling of volcanically generated tsunamis. Wish me luck! โค๏ธ
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5 years
Starting the day right โœ…
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5 years
Have I found my new vanity elevator? Hell yeah I have ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ
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He justโ€ฆ crept up and sat like this next to meโ€ฆ help? @backdownstroke
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Matty Hayward
2 years
On this day of deep mourning, I regret to announce that Iโ€™ve submitted my doctoral thesis. May it rest in pieces on whoeverโ€™s desk it lands.
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โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธ in before I have to replace this godawful phone
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6 years
I donโ€™t feel bad. Itโ€™s Sunday.
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6 years
Just want to stay in bed ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด
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6 years
Before I got burned. Lots.
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9 months
Oh look someone bought me part of a @lxthrdg costume
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4 years
Did a poster didnโ€™t Iโ€” Super cool to present some of my early work on tsunamis generated from submarine volcanism at #GSNZ2020 ๐Ÿฅฐ @MarsdenFund
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3 years
Still resisting a haircut so there
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3 years
Snoozle Saturday Sunset
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3 years
Anytime spent with lil kittens is a great time ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿˆ
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5 years
Typical totally-about-the-haircut tweet. Though the real meaning is to let you know how much warmer it is over here, Brits. ๐Ÿ˜œ
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6 years
Before #NationalSelfieDay passes me by....
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5 years
Train selfies for life~
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3 years
Oh itโ€™s not that shirt again is it? The one he always burns in again? ๐Ÿ™„
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4 years
Friends fear heโ€™s posing again~
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4 years
Ok now I just have to wait a month for my hair to grow again ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
I got rainbow stamps ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅฐ
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4 years
@JonnElledge How about an โ€œAustralian-Style Christmasโ€?
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Matty Hayward
3 years
Free transport, football, sunshine, new waterfront, matarikiโ€ฆ Wonโ€™t lie, today was epic. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Matty Hayward
5 years
From scruffy to spruce ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ
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4 years
Insomnia++ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ค
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Matty Hayward
3 years
BALLOONS ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ
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4 years
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5 years
Well my forehead is taking an absolute battering after this haircut... โœ‚๏ธ
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Making all the figures pretty rather than doing any actual writing ๐Ÿ˜Œ Whoops! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter #phdchat @OpenAcademics
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