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Back to 24/7/365 as of Mon Sept 5th 2022. Our bag policy has changed. Go to our website for bag policy & entry details.

3246 N Halsted, Chicago, IL
Joined January 2011
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Hello Steamies Lovers!! We're set to reopen for vaxx only the week of June 15th. Make sure to bring proof of fully vaccinated status with you. For more info on that check out this link and see you soon!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Guess what’s coming back to @SteamworksCHI starting tomorrow July 1st! Thanks for your patience. Our @Steamworksbaths steam room opened up last week. Big thanks to our Facilities team for making this happen! See you soon!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 months
Hello Hot Tub & Steam Room. We’ve missed you. So has everyone else @SteamworksCHI . Opens back at 1pm today. No beef dip chunks in there please. Take that 💩 fetish to ur own home.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
First, @SteamworksCHI misses fucking in our hallways! I know everyone wants us to open back up, but cases are on the rise in Chicago again and indoor bar service halts as of Friday July 24th. We're waiting for Phase 5 at the earliest. Stay safe and healthy. Wear The Mask!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Happening now. I think this is my new fav. Me: Can I see your vaxx card please? Him: I don't have it on me. Me: It's not on your phone? Him: I'm from Indiana. Me: You need everywhere in Chicago now. Him: Let me text my girlfriend to send it me. Me: 😬
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
We're Cumming Back @SteamworksCHI @steamworksbaths lovers! #reopening Thurs June 17th at 8am! #FullyVaccinated entry only. Hours are Thurs 8am-Tues 8am closed Tues-Wed 4 now. Verified #FullyVaccinated get a free 3 month membership. Click for details.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
Hello eager horny followers. I know you want to know when you can spread your DnA all over @steamworkschi . We're waiting until Chicago Phase 4 at the earliest. Sometime late June to early July. Can't tell you more than that. Stay safe and healthy!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
Hello horny fuckers. So many want to know why @steamworkschi is not open June 17th when bars are allowed to open at limited capacity. We're waiting until mid to late July before we reopen in some fashion. We're taking a very slow approach to reopening. Stay safe and healthy.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
If you are coming to @SteamworksCHI #marketdays then you should read this. If you are unvaccinated and you're going to try and sneak in...Girl, even Jesus can't help you. #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
We're sad to announce @SteamworksCHI founder and LGBT rights activist Rick Stokes has passed. Pro bono defending gay men arrested during the raids of the 60s and 70s. Once he brought a model of a public bathroom to a court to show the officer was lying about what he saw. #RIP
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
5 months
🎤 drop
@BNicholas
𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚂
5 months
The remodel of the gloryhole area at @SteamworksCHI looks incredible.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
We love our @SteamworksCHI customers. They whisper the sweetest things on our voicemail. Like this one "When are you going to open? I need to FUCK! Do you know anywhere I can FUCK? I'm really hooooottt!" And we want you to fuck us dude......Really Hard! Stay safe!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Let me get this gayly forward..All you crazy #fake vaccinated people. You'll pay $$ to buy a CDC vaccination card to get into places like @SteamworksCHI ...just to get sick and then get your friends and family sick. That some fucked up 2021 goals. #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
I gotta put this up. The @SteamworksCHI Facilities Mngr decided to make the empty spot under our 1st floor stairs into an art installation project. First we got a holiday town and now this! Hot Tub, Showers and Steam Room. Come See. Cool! Boyz Night 18-25 get in free tonite
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
So my hunky AF friend @alex_tikas put this out to his followers. I can’t decide, so I’ll ask you. @SteamworksCHI which look is making your ass 💦 & ur 🍆 hard? #Needs #HornyAF #Manwich
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
So, we've been #fullvaxx entry since reopen @SteamworksCHI . We're going one step further. Eff. 12/31 @ 4p ALL cust are required to show proof of #fullvaxx + boost to get in. Fullvaxx not past the mark needed for a boost? U R good for now. Expect to show it when U R. 😘
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
I don’t know how you did it, but it looks cool. Thank you @SteamworksCHI customer for this chalk art. Complete with a super #fistpig salute.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Finally can tell U the next MPX Vaxx clinic dates @SteamworksCHI . Tues July 19, 26 & Aug 2 5p-8p. Sat 07/23 1p-6p will be 4 cust that got a 1st shot on Sat June 25 only. At least 100 doses at each Tues clinic. Mix cust/public. Email ort @uic .edu 4 2nd shot appt More 2 come😘
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
I can't believe I have to tweet this. It's never, never, NEVER okay to use the "N" word @SteamworksCHI . Using the "N" word @Steamworksbaths means you are never coming back. That is a direct quote from the owner. #lovenothate #Blackisbeautiful #lgbtqracismisreal
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
We're so glad @SteamworksCHI steam room is back open! Yeah! Yeah! When will the hot tub be open?? Grab a butt or a cock inside here and give us another week or so. #goals
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Is it too early to plan @SteamworksCHI 2022 live shows? Who's on your #cumbucketlist ? What stars do you want to see here? I also like the idea of a #CumOnUrFace night where guys line up to get creamed on their knees, or win the star's load on U? I need a #planningcummittee 🤔
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
OMG! These fake vaccination cards @SteamworksCHI are hilarious. "Your 2nd shot says 4/3/21 and your 1st shot is 3/27." "Oh, that's not a 4/3. That's 4/31." "There are not 31 days in April." "Yes, there are! I'm a professor at Northwestern." #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Since June 25th, the UIC, Rush and @Steamworksbaths team have done over 800 MPV vaccinations @SteamworksCHI and we’re not done. This weekend we’re planning 275 shots Saturday & 275 shots Sunday. Shot 🎟 passed out at our #MarketDays booth starting at 11am. Deets attached.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
9 months
You know we can’t let the Barbie craze go by w/out @SteamworksCHI answering the real Q.. “Where do all the Kens go?” All the Kendalls(cuz he’s family) go to his #dreambathhouse of course. Coming to MDays weekend. #steamiesunderthestairs
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
27 days
We're lookin' 4 U. @SteamworksCHI has an open F/T overnight Shift Supervisor position. Interested in working for a diverse, great benefits, vacation, med/dental, sex positive company that believes in you & ur abilities...DM with ur interest. Starts at 20.75/hr.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Last group getting their shot. Today @SteamworksCHI we did 166 shots. 54 inside mix of cust/bar biz 2nd shot & sex workers. 112 public. Thank you for waiting patiently. Next clinic here is Aug 2nd 5p-8p 100+ doses.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
It's our last show of the weekend @SteamworksCHI ! Get ready for @FalconStudiosPR exclusives @reign__forever & @BeauButlerXXX here at 10pm and the show starts at 11pm. The VIP/Black Card entrance is open & we're ready. You don't want to miss this one. I can't wait!
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
24 days
I'm a little thirsty for the cream of some young....Wait. Can I say that? I mean it is #BoyzNight @SteamworksCHI tonite. So guys 18-25 get in free 4pm-4am. Anyone else thirsty? Cuz I got loads.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Last public group is getting there MPX shot right now @SteamworksCHI . Today we did 50 inside mix of cust/bar biz folks/sex workers & about 109 public. TY all for waiting. We’re having more clinics here in the coming weeks. We’ll keep y’all posted. #StaySafeStayHealthy
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
5 months
You know when you’ve gotten off and ur like…”I’m still horny and I need to get some..”. Yeah. We’re open.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
“You can’t come in to @SteamworksCHI unless you are fully vaxx.” “I am!” “The DOB on your vaxx card doesn’t match your ID.” “Oh they made a mistake.” “Come back when it’s fixed.” 10 mins later.. “Your doc gave U a new card, took a pic and txt it to you at 11pm?” #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
You know what I love about Twitter? I can talk about @SteamworksCHI butt sex and how many people I got to cum on our twister stage at Folsom St. Fair a few years ago. Six different hotties showered the crowd. And we played Ring Around The Butthole. Hmm..I think I’m horny. 😈
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
Now this is my kind of messaging @CDCgov . Simple and clear for @SteamworksCHI . FYI..Rise in antibiotic resistant Shigella. So wash ur hands after FF Fun and/or get checked if your a hole to tongue enthusiast. Ready for the message..."Spread Love Not Diarrhea"..Werd!🤣
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
We're excited that CumUnion is back @SteamworksCHI . Tonight 8p-12a. Ask for a locker or room on the third floor. To the non-vaxx moron who tried to come in earlier...Yes. They do vaccinate people in North Carolina. #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
So I was asked to remind all @SteamworksCHI lovers that we are not allowing bags at entry until we get all the staff fully trained and we move back to 24/7. The Hot Tub and Steam Room are open! DJ Harry Cross starts at 10pm! #safetyfirst
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
No our Facilities Mngr did not add a towel rack & disco ball to @SteamworksCHI #steamiesunderthestairs Love it! And today is the last day to bring in a canned item to get $5 off weekday entry. Thank You 4 supporting our 10th year food drive for those in need.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
18 days
Safety just the tip. Pls Do not let other @SteamworksCHI cust “fall asleep” or passout whatevs in ur room & then walk away & leave them there to have fun somewhere else. Especially if U don’t know them. No club drama to report. Just pls care. ❤️
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Tonight is CUMUNION. Cum in and have fun! Party starts at 10p. For those of you asking advice for your first time @SteamworksCHI ….don’t pour poppers into your 😷. U ever get poppers in your mouth? It burns!!! 😘
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
So we got rid of the booster requirement @SteamworksCHI . Just show ur full vaxx and ur good.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
10 months
Lordy, sometimes the calls @SteamworksCHI be like “LET ME THE F IN” & others be like “Is my BF there right now cuz he ain’t home” then the favs are ppl calling about safe usage of a recreational (Molly) at a club & best practices. Why they calling us…IDK. #TheMoreYouHo
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
So we tried our vaxx + booster entry @SteamworksCHI & heard from many that U need more time to get the booster shot, so we're giving it to you. We're back to fully vaxx entry and we'll move to vaxx + booster starting Fri Feb 11 at 4pm. #GetBoostedNow #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Well this is a new one @SteamworksCHI . Got a review from a woman "how is this place even legal?". That's not the new. The new is what happened next. She emailed, we went back & forth & turns out her dad is gay, folks divorced & she's pandemic struggling. Don't hate. Give💕
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
All you can meat @SteamworksCHI IML weekend. Hmmm. What do I eat first? 😋
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
#Marketdays is only a week away @SteamworksCHI and we've got the stars #live . @Boomer_Banks @LiamKnoxXXX @AaronTrainerXXX @BradConnorsxxx at our booth and live inside. Last weekend for #BlackCard online sales. Use discount code MDays22
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Darn right! This entry to @SteamworksCHI policy will not change. Thanks for supporting us @WindyCityTimes
@WindyCityTimes
Windy City Times
3 years
Steamworks' general manager defends vaccine requirement
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
6 months
Guy 1: Are you open? Us: No we're closed. This is a chat bot. J/K Of course we are. Guy 1: Is it busy? Guy 2 (In the background): Girl, you ain't got no money! Us: Are you 18-25? It's boyz night on Thurs. U get in free Thurs 4p-4a. Guy 1: So how much is it? Us: ......
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
5 years
I am so in love with our 2019 #blackcard . I can’t stop looking at these sexy men! @FfurryStud @HungerFF you look soo fuckin’ sexy! Online sales start April 15th! Thank you @GioCaruso for this amazing picture. #IML #liveshow
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
Are you bored yet? I know we are. I wish we could be open, cuz I'd love to drop load after load into hungry bottoms! Until then, support us and buy some lube and poppers from our online store. Free pick up daily.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
Oh the #ThingsYouSayAtWork when you work @SteamworksCHI “Sir, if you want to get pee’d on you need to use the shower area.”
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
7 months
We're so excited to report that @SteamworksCHI raised $20,000 for the @ACLUofIL #DragDefenseFund ! Through 10% of our 2023 VIP/Black Card sales through Market Days. Check out the press release.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
We're so excited here @SteamworksCHI to be back to 24/7/365! Vaxx entry onl. Tonight is our first Boyz Night back from 4p-4a every Tuesday. Boyz 18-25 get in for free. #GetVaccinated
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
Looks like we're hiring again @steamworkschi . F/T overnight midnight-8am clerk/cashier starts at $17/hr. $17.50 after 90 days . Full Medical/Dental after 60 days. DM if ur interested. 😘
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 months
It's Thurs and that means #BoyzNight @SteamworksCHI starts at 4pm. 18-25 get in free every Thurs 4p-4a. Yeah, our hot tub & steam room are still closed until Tues 2/6 at 1pm.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
Our NYE night with the #LiveAtSteamworks show starring @DolfDietrich and @CainMarkoXXX starts NOW!!! @Raging_Stallion
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 months
God it’s cold AF and of course @SteamworksCHI is open. Hot Tub, hot fun and the TM4M party starts at 8pm. Bet it’s warm in ur mouth and in ur hole. 😋
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 months
And the @SteamworksCHI cust of the day award goes to.. Me “Did you have a good time? Cust “Yes” Me “Big election 2024” Cust “Yes. We need 2 take the country back” Me “Okay. No judgement. Just vote” Cust pulls out pair of red panties “Can I wear this in the hot tub?” Me “Sure”
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
He’s at it again. Celebrating the rainbow & not green beer @SteamworksCHI Facilities Mngr St. Patty’s #steamiesunderthestairs installation is too cool. Check it out @CumUnion tonight at 8pm. And no queens the 💰 in the pot isn’t real. 😘
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
Woo Hoo. The @steamworkschi steam room is back open and the hot tub is getting filled. Hot Tub will reopen by 2pm today! Thank you Jeebus
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
4 years
I know ur all horny AF! We're selling gift cards, poppers and lube online @SteamworksCHI store for pick up. Yes, we're still closed, but a manager can help you with your purchase pick up. Stay inside. Stay safe and healthy.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
3 years
We're rested from market days and ready to dive back in to our regular @SteamworksCHI events. Bear Hump tonight and every 2nd Humpday from 6p-9p.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
2 years
Hello Eager MPX Vaxxers @SteamworksCHI . Clinic update. 160 doses for Tuesday July 26th starting at 5pm. 60 doses inside for cust/bar biz getting 2nd shot & sex workers, and 100 for the public. Form a line at our exit door & we’ll pass out numbers and paperwork. Bring a 🖊.
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@SteamworksCHI
Steamworks Chicago
1 year
Just got handed this & yeah it’s a little corny, but so is V-Day. @SteamworksCHI is giving away passes on V-Day starting at 4pm. To win you gotta choose the right locker or room. The passes will be in diff ones. Find the Unicorn pass & get a VIP gift card. #LoveBlows
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