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@Stabbyness

6 years

Anyone do this one yet?

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4 years

Me: "Hey is Homestuck good?" Jello: [sighs] "...What a question." *LATER* Jello: "So I say Andrew Hussey is a lunatic. In an affectionate way! But I would not trust him with my credit card." Me: "Would you trust him with your kids?" Jello: "God no he'd make four more of them."

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3 years

Please don't tell me this is how I find out about Stone Ocean getting an adaptation

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3 years

OH MY GOD, JOLYNE CUJOH FROM THE JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 6: STONE OCEAN ANIME?

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5 years

Getting sobble and wooloo and making team weepy sheepy

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3 years

don't let me edit videos after midnight

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5 years

My timeline/mutuals as I sink to my eternal reward

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5 years

My most teacherly quality? SPEED

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1 year

My favorite toy growing up as a kid was a wooden lobster with articulate claws that pinches at your heels if you walk with it and I feel like this explains everything about me

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6 years

D&D, in theory: you, a splendid warrior, with grace and power slice through the enemy lines carving a path for your comrades. Countless battles and endless nights of training have made you unstoppable. D&D, reality: you'll only fail and die eating this pancake on a 1, so 5% shot

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@Stabbyness

5 years

My randomized starter is a cease and desist from hasbro

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5 years

Minute 20: I assumed he would move at some point. I was incorrect.

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5 years

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6 years

Memories of graduation, moving, birthdays -- hazy, cloudy images. That one time your friend said the weird thing in the funny voice -- 1080P PERFECT QUALITY 4k HD SURROUND SOUND

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3 years

If you played pokemon first, then yugioh, and now play D&D or pathfinder you've had years of experience summoning monsters and demons and the only remaining step is to summon a real one

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2 years

Whoever exported this as a jpeg: please please run me through your process

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5 years

"Hey this game has a turbo function, but it gets kind of unstable so don't turn it on past 4x." Me, setting it as high as it'll go: "Only god's judgement is fast enough to catch me on my turbo horse."

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@Stabbyness

5 years

EXTREMELY INVESTED IN TREATS

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5 years

RPG morals: ⭐ I win because I've been chosen ⭐⭐⭐ Friends are power ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Saving yourself is the first step to saving others 🌟🌟🌟[LOUD SOBBING]🌟🌟🌟 Caring about yourself is the best way to support your loved ones as you're as important to them as they are to you.

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4 years

This app is hard, all the stuff I want to link people I like is just stuff created/liked/retweeted BY people I like. *Pointing at a dog* "Hey you see this dog?" "Yeah, dude, that's my dog." *Whispering* "cool dog"

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4 years

I'm playing FEH, Me: YES! I got Conrad on my first shot! He's so perfect, a fluffy, valiant, lovable dumbass and- Brain: hey wanna see something Me: god, please, no Brain: Chromrad

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3 years

Hey did you know @TomLaflin is ruthlessly funny

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3 years

How do you respond to compliments?

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5 years

"So this game system lets me take disadvantages, right?" "Yes" "Okay what if I take way too many" "Jay--" "Like just a comical number, so many disadvantages they all traffic jam and cancel out" "JAY PLEASE" "So many I'm too busy dying to die, they're slamming into each other and"

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5 years

This one goes out to the moment that a game drops THE SONG. That last boss theme. The twist theme. Final cutscene tune-- The one they've held off on using the entire game, because they know it's going to ruin your life. And then it does. And it's the best.

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4 years

Last birthday I was moving to live with one of my best friends! This year I'm home again. Got a condition in my 20s most get at 60+ and I've had to manage constant pain, steroids for it etc. But hell, I'm still going. I'm tougher than I expected! Thanks for sticking with me!

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5 years

5am and "the only person in the diner" vibes after a long sleepless night-- warm cup of coffee and dad rock turned a little too loud

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4 years

Hello? Jean Genshin Impact? Knight of Dandelions?? Why can you do this how is this allowed I love you #GenshinImpact

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@Stabbyness

2 years

Please meet my child who comes by every single day to yell at me until I pay attention to them. Today they dropped a piece of toast in front of me and would not stop screaming until I picked it up. Thank you child. I have no idea what to do with this.

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4 years

My doctor telling me my original diagnosis could be incorrect and it may be something else: scary, uncertain, imposing My doctor saying it's time for last second medical CHANCE TIME: fun, still terrifying, I may get stars, Yoshi will be there

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3 years

help

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3 years

This one goes out to the orb ponderers in my life (you know who you are)

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4 years

POV: You're resting and recovering from an injury and this shit happens eVERY SINGLE HOUR

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@Stabbyness

5 years

DO NOT STOP

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5 years

Lvl1: heavy metal final boss music Lvl50: final boss music is an orchestral version of the OP Lvl99: seemingly unimportant midboss has a unique battle theme, in the sequel they are plot critical and their song is revealed to have been an instrumental of the NEXT GAME'S OPENING

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2 years

New year, new meme please only honest opinions on Noctua

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5 years

Someday I want to be as strong as a villager in an RPG. When four confetti colored teenagers roll into their house with glowing weapons they respond with helpful facts and not screams.

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4 years

Woke up today to find someone hacked my paypal and spent hundreds of dollars of my money. Shocked and disappointed to find out it went to Fortnite fakemoney and not something cool like skateboards, swords or toads.

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4 years

Pattern recognition in my dumb brain and the words it makes me say

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4 years

Best part, each time, every time

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5 years

Level 5 Cleric Spell: I Was Going to Sit Down on that Couch but my Ghost Neighbor John was Already in my Spot with his Goddamn Magic Pants and he Brought his Family to Visit. There Goes My Afternoon, Thanks John.

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5 years

@BrendanBlaber <3!!!!!!

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6 years

"The chanting is significantly louder from the North--" Me: Wait, that's... That's left on the map. Why would they. NO, DO NOT

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5 years

HEY MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO @spectralfusion @RomaHeroic @plasterbrain @Nikodraws FOR MY FANTASTIC HAIR!!!!!

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@Stabbyness

1 year

Said goodbye to my dog today. Couldn't have asked for a more charismatic, stubborn, empathetic companion. I hope I can ask for your kindness and patience over the next few weeks, I'm going to be slow to recover.

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4 years

@BrendanBlaber Jello: Persona 5's dungeons aren't that long, I usually do two in a sitting Everyone: NO Also Jello:

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5 years

"A mimic can be as big or as small an object as they want." "Woah, so like, they could be a building?" "Ye" "HEY WELCOME TO TOOTH CHURCH" - @Velafiraptor

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@Stabbyness

4 years

The old way: finding where your characters fall on an alignment chart, an element chart, a star sign chart The new way: finding where all your characters fall on the RPS-15 game board and who kills who

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4 years

"Yeesh, I'm tired, I'll lie down on the ground for a bit" *CRASH SLAM BOOM SOMETHING ROLLS OFF THE ROOF* Actual, real-ass vulture 10 ft from my head: "hey"

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@Stabbyness

5 years

This one goes out to everyone else who had a life-changing epiphany based on 3-4 lines of underdeveloped background dialog that is immediately brushed over.

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5 years

I love my dog so much

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5 years

I swore I wouldn't spam pictures of my dog doing dumb stuff while I'm in NY but I HAVE to for this:

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1 year

Guys please don't map till 6am even if your insomnia is hitting don't do it no matter what

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5 years

Easter with family, "Yeah I couldn't handle Game of Thrones it was too intense for me." "The Wire was a bit too much. Jay, you're pretty tough, is there a show you couldn't watch?" Me, sweating, 100% honestly: "G-great British Bake Off"

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5 years

Turns out my pokemon professor certification expires in one more day! Good thing too: I am hideously under qualified. AMA before they take my license away.

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5 years

Me: melancholic post with overly cool language about early morning moods Also me: "hello yes I would like pancake mountain with extra sugar whip cream and strawberries"

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4 years

My 3ds circle pad broke midstream last night but it's fine because OPERATION BIG MONEY is underway

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4 years

Coming soon is a brand new game named Forgotten Indigo! It's a mystery campaign whose main premise is: there is no scripting, I have no idea what will happen. I've spent months carefully making this city that will operate and respond to the players. (Art by @BrinMataujall !)

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5 years

Ao no Kiseki is a rare RPG with a setting rooted less in fantasy and magic, and more in crime and international politics. Chapters play out like detective stories! The city feels REAL and you care about it as if it were a real place! also you can fight an evil banana with a face

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3 years

CW: COVID / / / I'm immune compromised, vaccinated but struggling to generate antibodies. Still don't have them! During my antibody test I did test positive for an infection. Trying to confirm but regardless I'll rest the next few days. Wish me luck, send me pictures of slugs!

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5 years

BOOK: dreams are windows to the soul, representations of the subconscious self ME: in my dream a photo negative jpeg of a cat in a cowboy hat chased me around with the word waheey printed on it BOOK: [CANNOT RESPOND] ME: Waheey is yeehaw backwards

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5 years

Yeah, @BrendanBlaber has me figured out!

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5 years

Small twig discovered in my dog's fur. He is fighting me for it. He is fighting me so he can eat it. He is not letting me know rest until he consumes this entire branch.

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5 years

From my dear friend Dakota who is traveling abroad: BURGER LUIGI

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4 years

Hey everyone! Medical update on where I'm at. Spoiler tagged gross stuff in the second image! Love you all!!

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5 years

Me: @Velafiraptor can you send me over Markus's novel? Matt: Yeah, it's coming along! Me: <-expecting this to be a short prop for the game Me: Me: MATT THIS IS 86 PAGES

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4 years

For the first time in three months my hand isn't in constant agonizing pain and I'm so happy I could cry: I CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN

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3 years

The fact that champagne can be served in flutes implies the existence of a whiskey tuba

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7 years

Okay, this might be a fun way to show my appreciation for the great work that my cohorts do. Hit me up, twitter!

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2 years

So proud of them, the horse

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4 years

With 100+ NPCs, 200+ maps and 250000+ written characters, Indigo has finally reached a state of completion. I'm quite satisfied and looking forward to tomorrow!

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5 years

I got sappy on the Stabbyness fanserver, so I figured I'd get sappy here too!! Sorry for screenshotting discord, but the sentiment applies to folks over here as well! Love you all!

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5 years

"Hey how's editing that big project going" Me:

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5 years

This might be the single greatest series of pictures I've ever taken

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5 years

I love my dog so much

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5 years

No 5e character sheets left *Holding back my horrible doodle hand* I-I've got this No joke I love doing this despite my awful scribbling talent, this is for my stained glass feathered angel-corrupted aasimar I'm trying out!

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5 years

:o :p

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5 years

I love my friends @BrendanBlaber @spectralfusion

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4 years

Here's a fun 3AM story, so I finish watching a show late at night, I'm scrolling through my DMs and one of my friends names starts... stretching, crawling its way out of the box. I tell another friend to set a status message, and the corruption starts to spread.

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@Stabbyness

3 years

I'm starting to think that kid 20 years ago who told me pokemon purple version with mewthree on the cover was coming out might have been lying.

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6 years

Super proud to announce Windrose Everlasting, a new show we're streaming on starting tomorrow (Friday August 31st) at 9PM EST! In order to celebrate, we released two TI episodes this week!!! (Character design by @spectralfusion ) (Cute gif by @katartna )

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@Stabbyness

5 years

This bumblebee followed me for my entire hour long walk but wouldn't hold still for a picture so you're gonna have to take my word on how important my new friend is and how happy I am

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6 years

I absolutely ran out in socks in a snowstorm

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5 years

3AM guesses on how TI is going to end on the TI discord,

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4 years

My hair might still look long but I swear to god I just lost 30 lbs off my head 🦉 📻

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5 years

9th level wizard spell: Celebrate the Frog

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3 years

Thanks everyone for being understanding about the TI Hiatus. I think this is our first break in 7 years? We're still working on TI during the intervening time so that we can be more than ready for the return but thank you for your understanding!

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4 years

@BrendanBlaber "Huh, that was weird" said the people in the park, and then they returned to pretending to have hobbies as it was the 1970s.

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7 years

This is it friends-- this is the best Pokemon with the best attack.

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@Stabbyness

5 years

why does he inSIST ON RIDING LIKE THIS

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@Stabbyness

6 years

When the groundhog sees their shadow and hides, winter goes on. When the groundhog sees their shadow and remains, spring comes early. When the groundhog faces their shadow and attains the power to overcome life's hardships, the eternal spring shall begin.

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3 years

Players have it so good, every session is about how rad the characters are and how many monsters they can slay and who they're going to kiss. GMs make a cool npc and pray they aren't annihilated on sight because their cape might be magic.

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4 years

Revelation: Life's too short to not go apeshit. Some get great at painting or the tuba. I will go absolutely hog wild and get crushingly fantastic at taking it easy. Be a world famous nap taker. I will be flawlessly professional at being unprofessional. I'M GOING TO BED

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5 years

I'm worthy of neither trust nor respect

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5 years

Good night!

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5 years

He is the noise

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6 years

Running Windrose, my players: "Aaaaawww" Running TI, my players: "AAAAAAAAAA"

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3 years

Late night hellbrain: run a game for April 1st for my friends that is absolutely just the plot of Sonic 06, do not tell them, see how long it takes them or chat to erase me

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