Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @SputteringCraig Twitter profile

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

3 months

Is Stuttering Craig Skistimas a bigot? This is a long ass thread to help you answer that for yourself. I'm gonna cover the past 2 years but theres alot more to it🧵🧵🧵 Dont know who he is? Forgot he existed? Heres some background info.... Stuttering Craig started

GumballViking

@viking_gumball

3 months

In case people aren't aware, Craig is very much homophobic and is bigoted enough to the point where he's best buds with Yellowflash.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

10 months

LOL @TheyCallMeDSP is such a loser Phil blocks anyone that challenges him Creators who cant take criticism are so soft!!😂 Sad and pathetic cowards. Cant even handle pancake jokes from parody accounts

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

HELLO? Wont anybody on Reddit defend me.. I mean Craig? I'm not such a bad guy🤔CRAIG* isnt such a bad guy I think we all should support my.. his* efforts to #SaveDEATHBATTLE but I.. he* wont list any reasons.. no wait I** wont list reasons why I should.. ah fuck it delete this

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

I am a parody account of @StutteringCraig This is my (Official) response to his claims of rule violations I'll show our private DMs Talk about Twitter rules Answer any questions or complaints 🧵Strap in or tune out🧵 TL;DR version "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks"

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

Rebrand time! The stolen Nintendo logo was a nice nod to the past but it tied me down to just games on my videogame podcast The new design is a final solution to that problem. Classic Sidescrollers was the first empire, 2023 was the second era and now we're in the third reich!😃

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Please stop saying I threw together #TakeGamesBack just to cash in on the current gaming controversy I WORKED ALL WEEKEND ON THIS ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME NOW While you losers were busy playing games I was browsing GoDaddy templates and daydreaming about being relevant again 😎

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

5 months

I'm on vacation til mid January✌️ I started this account to vent frustration & maybe help some friends. I never expected to meet so many great people along the way. Thanks for all the support during 2023 🤡In true Craig fashion I'm just gonna be retweeting myself for a few weeks

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

5 months

Merry Christmas from our big happy very normal family @SideScrollerPod 🎄 We had one goal in 2023.... A fun, common sense, gaming podcast that delivers only important news. No politics. No bullshit! Cant wait to share our 2024 goals.... We'll be just as successful with those!🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

😫Are you tired of award shows being biased? 😠Mad the "best" games have minorities now? 🤑Are you gullible & wealthy? THEN HAVE I GOT A GRIFT FOR YOU #TakeGamersMoney Pay me $60 to vote! I dont care which games win... I dont play any of them! This is about spending a message!!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 month

A woman having the confidence and freedom to shave her head is everything wrong with muh video games. We real gamers need to put her in her place @alyssa_merc should not be proud of her appearance 😡 Cover your insecurities with a hat 24/7 like the rest of us

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

10 months

Travis and @NotKingSlye finally clear it all up! 😍 @MelonieMac pointed out the irony of the situation when she celebrated the destruction of a pro-gay church SHE WAS JOKING 😡 @THEREALRTU pointed out the irony of having her on a podcast with a gay host/producer HE WAS HOMOPHOBIC

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

10 months

Yesterday was the last time I'm ever gonna talk about @TheyCallMeDSP We dont need detractor views or tips. Side Scrollers is NOT a drama channel. We're a serious and fun gaming podcast #ThrowbackThursday to all the other times I said I dont want drama.. but I mean it this time😉

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

The #SideScrollers podcast ISNT about drama The g2s want REAL honest open conversations None of the trash other channels use for easy views No soulless growth from bullshit So if you're here for that.. fuck off Cause I'm better than that🙄 Anyway.... Fun show with @KEEMSTAR

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

Theres no double standard on Side Scrollers We treated @MelonieMac and @TheyCallMeDSP exactly the same We were very serious and grilled them both. Dark edgy jokes are NOT appropriate these days. They should be ashamed of their behavior But Melonie gets a pass for some reason😘

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

First Alex Jones steals my idea for an anti-woke video game..... now I find out he did supplements first too??? 😩How am I ever gonna stand out among my fellow rightwing grifters when the other grifters have done all these grifts before?

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

DAMNIT😡 I was gonna remove politics from gaming by making a game about killing ideologies I hate BUT ALEX JONES DID IT FIRST? Well he needs the money more. Evil lawyers bankrupted him for lying about victims of a school shooting SO GO BUY HIS GAME Support anti-woke allies!🤤

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

Melonie isnt a grifter! She lost her sponsors Grifting would be like drastic content changes to make easy money off controversy by exploiting simps through selling facades like "conservative Christian thot" or "common sense gaming podcast" 😂if Melonie is a grifter that means🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

People are HYPED about everyone being fired so I can buy the brands Almost unanimous support! That doesnt happen too often. But it makes sense! I built the community. These are my people. I AM SCREWATTACK 😃keep an eye out for my crowdfund 😟but dont read quote tweets or Reddit

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

Looking for sleazy low effort DSP reactions? Then the g2 community is NOT the place for you Cause #SideScrollers is NOT a drama channel .... but if DSP keeps making response videos then sure yea I'll keep taking his bait. g2s understand we gotta keep the detractors hooked🤑🤑🤑

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

@BlabberingC @aneri Shouldnt Side Scrollers be talking about, I dunno.. games they like? Instead of crying about diversity existing in games they dont play?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

Thoughts and prayers for Travis Keyes "Where is he"? Uhh thats none of your business Side Scrollers has always had a rotating cast Never even heard of him. Low level coffee boy Completely unrelated question.. does anyone know how to edit someone out of an intro for a podcast?🤐

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

@StutteringCraig @RobSchneider @Twitter @elonmusk I'm not pretending to be you, Craig It says parody in my name It says parody in my bio It says parody in my pinned post And we have different names Its just a parody account. Learn to take a joke

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

We're not scared of being known as "The SS podcast" Yea Nazis are the first thing anyone thinks of but nobodys gonna think we're the baddies #SideScrollers is just a fun podcast where we laugh at disabilities, mental illness, liberals, gays, trans, and racial/ethnic minorities😳

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

People who say #TakeGamesBack is a grift dont even know what that word means😡 Is it "GRIFTING" for a charismatic figure to spend months misrepresenting a problem then use his past reputation to convince a specific demographic to give him money to solve that fake problem?😆😐🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

Why dont old g1s like new #SideScrollers SS is EXACTLY the same as ScrewAttack ❌Top 10s, Vaults, After Dark ❌Hosts who like games ❌Production value ✅Laughing at stupidity DISCLAIMER: "stupidity" now includes liberals, black actors and queer people existing

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

My business partner WENT CRAZY by yelling at g1s during our George Floyd stream. Then used his parody account to attack g1s. Then rage quit a Discord group chat with g1s instead of having a conversation wait... no... that was me 🤔 At least my viewership is higher than his😎

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@Pissedoffbtendr

2 months

@SputteringCraig I see the gifting is drying up and it's getting close to time for his inevitable"tell all interview" that he will schedule for himself on his own show that maybe 300 people will give a fuck about. Please sir, explain "went crazy". I want to hear you say it, OUT LOUD in your words

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

I don't care how you live your life.. just dont tell me about it!!! UNLESS YOU'RE A GAY DAD HUGGING YOUR NEWBORN 🤬🤬🤬 LEAVE KIDS ALONE I wont even bother checking if an image was deceptively censored as long as it affirms my opinions "Do my own research?" nah thats so 2021🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

This is a special message to my future employees. Yes you're the heart & soul of my brand. But you're a REPLACEABLE heart & soul. Got it? I'm gonna #SaveDEATHBATTLE with or without you But if you bitches refuse to work for me I'll say "you dont wanna be around the community"😀

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Ah fuck I said the quiet part about not keeping the Death Battle crew 😬Damage control!!! CHAD & BEN ARE THE HEART OF DB!! Yea I talk shit about them all the time and made a PUBLIC OFFER to buy their brand without involving them. But we'd figure things out once I own them again

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

10 months

LEAVE TRAVIS ALONE😩 Travis is a gay man. You cant criticize him for having shitty takes. Thats homophobia ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! He was supposed to shield #SideScrollers from getting canceled by snowflakes! Whats the point of a token if it doesnt buy me protection?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

#ThrowbackThursday to signing a copy of F-Zero when I was still relevant 😃I bet that guy treasured it forever! 😲Wait.. he sold it a few years ago when the woke mob canceled me for being a bigot? 😟The buyer doesnt even know who I am? 4+ BILLION VIEWS? 😖Reddit is woke and mean

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Many people are saying its ironic that my marketing hasnt had proper FDA review after I spent years fearmongering about RUSHED vaccines and DECEPTIVE medical professionals ...but yea well this is different...🤷‍♂️"Accountability" doesnt mean anything to me so it CANT be misleading!

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

Stop telling me how I ignored important context. I KNOW! That was the point. It was deliberate I left it out because you need to be your own journalist. It was a quiz on misinformation and you all aced it. Good job nerds Now just let me be mad with the other #antivaxxers please

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

The saddest most pathetic thing about @Boogie2988 is how hes SO desperate for relevance after his ruined career Instead of relying on drama find something you're passionate about Might I suggest leaching off controversies to build a channel based on toxic badfaith conversation?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Everyones REALLY excited to #TakeGamesBack I'm not gonna say how much I made on the first day. Why would I? 😅 WE ALL AGREE the mission is more important than financial transparency Keep spreading the word! TAKE ACTION! And if it flops... well... umm You paid to be inspired! 🙄

TakeGamesBack

@TakeGamesBack

3 months

What a GREAT response. Genuinely humbled. It's obvious that there's a desire for what we're doing and we hope we can serve as inspiration for others to TAKE ACTION.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Melonie Mac is being attacked for her good Christian values! AGAIN! 😱 But this time its from a Kotaku writer. That makes it worse? Wait no its actually good. We like being cancelled now.🤔Melonie is gonna gain subscribers from this LET ME HOST THE DEBATE!! CANCEL ME TOOOO!!!😫

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Ok yea Twitter immediately saw through my grift but... thats just my haters! They're not REAL gamers So I know the #SweetBabyInc detractors got my back. I'm specifically targeting their demo. They're my marks! I bet THEY were very supportive on Discord 😃 right? 😐 guys..? 😫

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Everyones REALLY excited to #TakeGamesBack I'm not gonna say how much I made on the first day. Why would I? 😅 WE ALL AGREE the mission is more important than financial transparency Keep spreading the word! TAKE ACTION! And if it flops... well... umm You paid to be inspired! 🙄

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

THE SKITZ BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN Call of Duty wants everyone to treat each other with respect? 🤮 WHY? We grew up with bigotry in lobbies and we turned out fine🙃Because real men have thick skin WE DONT NEED SAFE SPACES!! WORDS CAN NEVER HURT YOU unless its criticism on Twitter😭

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

I muted notifications on my metaphor so I could avoid any conversation But I'm sure everyone recognized how calm and rational I was being. Finally an adult in the room They were probably saying I have the best analogies. The wettest they'd ever seen from the standpoint of logic

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

I love @StutteringCraig bullshit explanation lmao "There is some meaning to our new look. The italicized text is a reference to classic side scroller video games - moving from left to right - with the arrow representing always moving forward" BRUH😂 You dont gotta explain

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

😩So this is what a rug pull feels like from the other side? @KEEMSTAR YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Remember me from the DSP thing? Come on dude Its Mothers Day..... but how about a gift for daddy? Lemme have this 2 hour reaction video to an overhyped sad & pathetic 2 minute fight

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

The goal of the Jaffe podcast was to prove that a calm nuanced conversation could be had about a controversial topic I'm proud of our rational centrist g2 community. They all handled it with class & honor! There was no anti-semitism, transphobia or accusations of pedophilia!😉

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

Side Scrollers is NOT political #VoteTrump But SOMETIMES we talk politics for half an hour. Then we clip it, put Trump in a thumbnail, add a non-gaming title, and gaslight our g2s in the comments Whats the problem? WE ARE "GAMERS" So anything we talk about is gaming related!😎

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

Some say #SideScrollers has become "political" WRONG. Its a gaming podcast! You can tell by the stolen Nintendo branding To prove it we interviewed the creator of Geeks+Gamers... cant get more gaming than that! "Gamers" in the name! 🙃ok we talked politics for 35 mins straight

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Ah fuck I said the quiet part about not keeping the Death Battle crew 😬Damage control!!! CHAD & BEN ARE THE HEART OF DB!! Yea I talk shit about them all the time and made a PUBLIC OFFER to buy their brand without involving them. But we'd figure things out once I own them again

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

My new friends are so much cooler than the teenagers I used to pay to make my content 😎My new friends answer my texts and are brave enough to be bigots in public 🤬My old friends "matured" Woke sellout cowards. Go fuck yourselves. You BITCHES owe me conversations on my podcast

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Wow a full week of #SweetBabyInc episodes.. must be important🫠 ITS NOT JUST another harassment campaign masquerading as an ethics conversation being pushed by a vocal minority of bigots desperate to keep their toxic safe space ITS ALSO my chance to milk the culture warriors😀

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

I DONT CARE HOW YOU LOOK OR HOW YOU LIVE But if you look like this "man" or you're not in a trad marriage then you're a pathetic beta IM NOT FRAGILE You're fragile You're the fragile one I'm not melting down You're just projecting Cuck 🤡I bet they met on Adult Friend Finder🤐

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

🤡 @davidscottjaffe wants his son to be happy and alive??? He looked at WOKE data showing gender affirmation reduces depression by 60% and adolescent suicidality by 73% then made his decision based on love, understanding and science But is it really "living" if they're trans? 🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

Side Scrollers is NOT about drama I'm creative enough to build a new brand without low effort content. Me and the g2s are better than that 🤤anyway did you hear about the @Completionist CHARITY FRAUD & HUSH MONEY SCANDAL? Thank god I can milk him so I dont gotta talk about games

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Rooster Teeth is DEAD You were mean to me You lost your fans You were gross #GoWokeGoBroke BUT NOW I CAN BUY SCREWATTACK Thats a promise! HATE FINDS A WAY IT WILL BE MINE😳I mean "ours" Your money. My company. Good deal IT WONT BE A REBOOT But if someone else buys it? FUCK THEM

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

CENSORSHIP!!!🤬Activists at @YouTube have SHUT DOWN a #SideScrollers stream with no explanation. It must have been for our "wrong think" about diversity! 😇Everyone just ignore how 1 of the guests was a conspiracy theorist that was literally banned from Youtube. Thats irrelevant

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

Of course I'm sad and pathetic.... I'm YOUR parody account Craig. Thats the joke. Welcome to the party pal. You finally made it! It was never about comedy yall. I just want to be the chalky mint you find in your pocket after throwing up a cheap lunch from Craig's Bad Take Buffet

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Like.... come on dude Nothing says "this is a lazy grift" like a logo thats just white text on a black circle and using "gamer" stock images

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @SideScrollerPod 🥳 Nobody thought Craig could keep a "no bullshit" apolitical gaming pod going for more than a few months...and they were all correct He quickly pivoted to a dime a dozen culture war channel with an obvious rightwing bias & minimal game news👏👏

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

#ThrowbackThursday to Episode #1 We promised Side Scrollers would never go political.. and we kept that promise! Thats what makes it the BEST GAMING PODCAST!! 🤔Best gaming & entertainment podcast* 😏Best gaming, entertainment & drama podcast** 😅Fuck it. We're political too***

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

UNHINGED @davidscottjaffe says transphobia is comparable to racism😤But Melonie isnt a bigot! Shes just not comfortable near transfreaks Male STRONG! Male have PENIS Melonie wont feel safe near transgender women even if they're weak and had bottom surgery 🤔k maybe shes a bigot

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

GODDAMN PARODY ACCOUNT😡 He keeps pointing out the hypocrisy of #SideScrollers grilling @TheyCallMeDSP over bigoted language but now they let @MelonieMac host every week even though she uses slurs regularly Hes trying to confuse people by telling them the truth! 😭Help me Elon!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

@FiveTimesAugust @sesamestreet I love that Brad spent time making this Staring at that ass for minutes he'll never get back Responding to an account as wholesome as Sesame Street And no doubt exposing more people to the ass then even the photoed person did I bet the libs feel so owned right now😂

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

Why is @RockstarGames trying to "current day" GTA 6? Keep your social commentary outta my game! Us REAL fans dont want your opinions on modern culture or sociopolitics😠 Imagine if GTA 4 was set in 2008 or if GTA 5 was 2013! Nobody woulda bought them! It'd kill the franchise 🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

Some would call it a dick move to retweet myself saying "everyone is replaceable" just 2 days before announcing a daily host was "taking a step back" from the podcast Here's a hard truth: Being a self-affirming, passive aggressive, shitty boss is the only thing I'm qualified for

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Stop being mean about my supplements. I'm really passionate about this. Its not a lazy cashgrab😡 Well yea I did try to use Midjourney to make my logo. BUT THATS NOT BEING LAZY! I'm just not creative or talented! WHATS EVEN THE BIG DEAL? I used AI for other grift ideas too🤷‍♂️

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

I was so busy with my low effort culture war podcast & daydreaming about buying ScrewAttack that I havent even had time to reveal my NEXT grift😩 VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS FOR GAMERS Trust me... its not just a marked-up white label generic to ripoff my audience

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

@TakeGamesBack Its NOT a grift guys!!!! You're just paying money to vote on games... To someone who doesnt play new games... On a website with zero backer protection... For the promise of an app that doesnt exist... To vote in an awards show that doesnt exist... All because games are too woke.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

Matthew Perry died from ketamine? 😡DAMNIT😡 I wanted it to be vax related to validate my unscientific opinions. Turns out he was just a disgusting drug fiend?🥱Rest in peace I guess ....but at least I can use him to talk about other guys who #DiedSuddenly (but also didnt)

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

HEY! NO SNITCHING #ThrowbackThursday to 2013 when g1s kickstarted $120,000 for SGC. Not all of that cash went to the event either....nobody knew or cared🤷‍♂️ WHATS SO DIFFERENT NOW? Just cuz this isnt through a crowdfund site and theres no staff, accountability or transparency?🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

#ThrowbackThursday to Episode #1 We promised Side Scrollers would never go political.. and we kept that promise! Thats what makes it the BEST GAMING PODCAST!! 🤔Best gaming & entertainment podcast* 😏Best gaming, entertainment & drama podcast** 😅Fuck it. We're political too***

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Old Screwattack content SHOULD be available. I absolutely support preserving it💯💯💯 Craigs plan has been to buy back the brand and reupload the content as a "Time Capsule" Hes been trying for years so he can once again coast on the creativity of better people. He resorted to

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@CanadianxTC

3 months

@SputteringCraig @JohnnyLChase Okay, but in all seriousness, I want the old Screwattack Live and Screwattack News channels to stay up, if nothing else. There's a lot of stuff there that literally isn't anywhere else (the site included) except maybe Tom The Iron Man's storage drives.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

WHY NOW SO MUCH PEOPLE HEART BAD?😱 I'm a numbers guy! Brad too! So is there ANY data on this? ...other than thousands of scientific articles showing massive cardiovascular risks linked to Covid (we ignore those) 😏We're just asking questions 😩Stop giving answers we dont want

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

The g2 community is the best🥰 This very real and NOT planted comment I just happened to refresh and see a minute after it was posted perfectly describes my self-image Wow! Thanks! Cant wait to interview other gaming icons like the guy who trained his dog to give Nazi salutes🙄

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

5 months

Ok I'm DONE talking about women who use their bodies to exploit simps. They're bad influences! If I want a whore I'd use Adult Friend Finder We need more modest women like @MelonieMac ✝️She'd never make an OnlyFans. But if she does.. can someone lemme know? For research purposes

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

5 months

If you sell pictures of your body then you're a WHORE. Thats not controversial. Thats the definition!!! HAVE DIGNITY!!! Like @BlabberingC SHE WOULD NEVER SELL HERSELF 🙄except that time she sold feet pics 🙄but it was only once.. for a month 🙄after getting advice from an ethot

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

I was so busy with my low effort culture war podcast & daydreaming about buying ScrewAttack that I havent even had time to reveal my NEXT grift😩 VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS FOR GAMERS Trust me... its not just a marked-up white label generic to ripoff my audience

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

Taylor Swift had 55 SECONDS of airtime during muh Super Bowl?😡The mainstream medias politically motivated focus on her HOAX relationship is RIDICULOUS People should be talking about football not a popstar! So lets talk about her for 15 MINUTES but not mention the game at all 🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

My friends are gonna get so rich off Twitter from their unique and NOT sad pathetic replaceable takes! I wish I could make money here too... But I'm apolitical😎 As long as white college bitches never tell me how to live I wont tell them how their wokeness is ruining my society!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

We're only transphobic because we have to see trans people. We wouldnt be bigots if they stopped existing 🫠 I even had a trans friend once. But they didnt wanna be on my podcast where we mock trans people daily?? I was never transphobic TO THEM They WERE one of the good ones😡

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

My new friends are so much cooler than the teenagers I used to pay to make my content 😎My new friends answer my texts and are brave enough to be bigots in public 🤬My old friends "matured" Woke sellout cowards. Go fuck yourselves. You BITCHES owe me conversations on my podcast

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

My friends are gonna get so rich off Twitter from their unique and NOT sad pathetic replaceable takes! I wish I could make money here too... But I'm apolitical😎 As long as white college bitches never tell me how to live I wont tell them how their wokeness is ruining my society!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Looking for a new Conversation™ starter? 😃Pick up the SS merch on @Streamlabs Its a B A S E D magnet. Wear it to your nearest Trump rally to make some new friends! You'll be amazed by how much you have in common Flags, armbands and temporary tattoos coming soon!

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

Rebrand time! The stolen Nintendo logo was a nice nod to the past but it tied me down to just games on my videogame podcast The new design is a final solution to that problem. Classic Sidescrollers was the first empire, 2023 was the second era and now we're in the third reich!😃

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

@davidscottjaffe Thanks for sharing your personal experiences David The general response from the core Side Scrollers audience has been very negative. As expected But the rest of us really appreciate you going on and pushing back against the rhetoric that they regularly feature on their podcast

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

What @NICKMERCS said is just common sense "Protect the kids" is something we ALL agree on So who cares if its an empty blanket statement thats been used to stigmatize the entire LGBTQ community for decades This time its REALLY about kids and NOT about fearmongering & bigotry🤤

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

5 months

I'm back from vacation. It was great.. I guess.. but I missed WEEKS of gaming news!😭 Thank God the #1 gaming podcast in the world was there to cover the news without the bias and woke agenda thats ruining the video game industry NO BULLSHIT! Just news REAL gamers care about 🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

Why do IDIOTS think #SideScrollers is about gaming? 🤷‍♂️Well.. yea.. I did steal Nintendo branding and named it after a videogame genre But you would get SO bored hearing about new games on a game news podcast. Instead you wanna listen to us talk about wokeness EVERY SINGLE DAY 🫠

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

28 days

WOW! Brad took time out of his busy schedule of tweeting vax misinformation to join our harassment of a gaming journalist 😃Thanks for the support bro.. even though you dont give a shit about games. Brothers who grift together stick together! "He seems to be on a good path." 🙄

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

29 days

I dont get why Alyssa Mercante is being so mean. Is this harassment? #SideScrollers has ALWAYS been civil. We have CLASS We dont even talk about her because shes SO irrelevant! 🙄 Not us using her sex work as a punchline, saying she needs to get laid, has a stinky pussy and STDs

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

I'm apolitical.. but Republicans need a win. So lets raise the voting age so young people cant vote against rightwing fascists We'll still tax they/them but they wont have any political representation🤔 Wait.. umm. Ok lets compromise If you're woke you only get 3/5 of a vote!😉

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

We're so sick of comments like "I thought this was a gaming podcast" From the very start #SideScrollers has ALWAYS been about Gaming & Entertainment and occasionally politics I dont know why all you Karens think we were going to be just gaming but stop trying to gaslight us 😡

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

Bethesda TRICKED us into supporting a game that acknowledges the existence of pronouns😡 Gamers wouldnt have bought #Starfield if we knew it might include social commentary! It'd be like if Skyrim had racial tension🤔 Or if a gaming podcast was really a culture war circlejerk🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

We've had lots of complaints that #SideScrollers has become too political But we're a common sense podcast! An escape from the culture war bullshit We will never divide the audience We welcome EVERYONE to laugh with us at the stupid liberal woke snowflake trans groomer idiots🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

David Jaffe thinks the SS is rightwing & his experience as a developer is more relevant than our feelings? 😡Doesnt he see that wokeness is INFECTING our games? They/thems are pushing morals like "acceptance" on us Wheres all the Christian games? Whys Christian media so boring?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

29 days

@ProfSavageDad @alyssa_merc @StutteringCraig Oh hey I have 1 of those too

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Important things to share on Monday.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

😀Side Scrollers is gonna be the #1 daily Gaming podcast! Game channels are too political now! 🤪Side Scrollers is the most important Gaming AND ENTERTAINMENT podcast on Earth 🤔Side Scrollers is a Gaming, Entertainment AND POLITICS podcast 🥱Side Scrollers is just a podcast..

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

8 months

Some say #SideScrollers has become "political" WRONG. Its a gaming podcast! You can tell by the stolen Nintendo branding To prove it we interviewed the creator of Geeks+Gamers... cant get more gaming than that! "Gamers" in the name! 🙃ok we talked politics for 35 mins straight

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

I'm grateful @RoosterTeeth lets me upload their full videos to Twitter whenever I want Yea they shut down my YT channel for doing this exact same thing.. but Twitter is a free speech platform so that means copyrights dont exist I can host all the videos I dont own anymore here!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

4 months

IM PUNK ROCK!! 😎 I mean 🤔 I dont actually have anything in common with traditional punks. But my unhinged uninformed views are really unpopular right now!! Thats punk.... right? 🥺 I hope so cuz its the only way I can cope with being treated like a minority for the first time

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

I dunno why little kids always cry about cyberbullying. Those little losers need to learn how to take a joke Like when a peer creator points out your cheesy spray tan.... repeat their joke! Everyone will be so busy laughing they wont think about your actual body dysmorphia🧢

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

The Jaffe episode is dense & 5 hours Gonna take me awhile to clip So for #FollowFriday shoutout to @NotKingSlye hes 1 of the only YT channels to roast Side Scrollers The birth of a lolcow is a beautiful thing I'm glad others are enjoying the view too

SIDE SCROLLERS, ITS TIME TO STOP!

DONO LINK: streamelements.com/kingslytee/tip2ND CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@Its_kingslyeTHE LOLIFES PODCAST: https://youtube.com/c/LOLIFESTVUse code: L...

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

#SideScrollers is back.. again! Twitter is cancer 🤮 but we cant stop using it cause then Elon loses. We MUST support the free speech platforms no matter how toxic they become So tune in every weekday to watch us metastasize the stupidest rightwing bullshit we find in our feeds

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

We arent conservative! We have a gay producer! We are common censors! You're just so far leftwing you mistake our constant screeching about media defiled by diversity as us being rightwing But we just never say our progressive opinions because the SS podcast is nonpolitical🙄🙄

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

THIS IS MY SUPPLEMENT THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! You wont find this nutritional value with any other brands. Dont believe me? Read my reviews So stop calling it a shameless, cookie-cutter scam. Ok now how do I change the template provided by my distributor?🫠

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

I was so busy with my low effort culture war podcast & daydreaming about buying ScrewAttack that I havent even had time to reveal my NEXT grift😩 VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS FOR GAMERS Trust me... its not just a marked-up white label generic to ripoff my audience

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

How do I explain NONWHITE fishgirls in a kids fantasy movie? Its not even about race! I'm centrist! 🤡Disney cares too much about having fun distinct characters ✝️And cares too little about ocean Christian values 😡Kids are too young to learn about divorce, adoption or polyamory

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

Update on TRAVIS Where is he? Is he ok? Why would he vanish after being fired and ignored and told to shut up?🤷‍♂️ I had his back! Now hes ghosting me? ME? My most loyal moderator abandoned me? Well thats the narrative anyway And if Trav disagrees... I'm sure he'd let us know🤐😉

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

Ok ok ok fine fine shutup already Everyone can stop speculating now #SideScrollers will solve the case of the missing producer SOONER THAN LATER™ Until then here are some random clips🤔 But they're not even remotely related!!! Actually its woke to think its all relevant STOP😬

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

2020 broke weak people. They couldnt handle their first experience of adversity. Changed them forever. Now they're trapped in ideological rabbit holes Not me! It didnt break me! #ThrowbackThursday to being the same positive, professional, health conscious Craig that I am today🧐

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

7 months

SPIDERMAN LETS YOU PLAY AS A DEAF BLACK GIRL??🤮 The woke mob ALWAYS complains about representation. But we cis white guys NEVER complain about playing as lesser beings😡 People only play games that reflect them So Spiderman 2 wont sell ANY copies Only superheroes would buy it!

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

STRANGERS ARE USING PRONOUNS? THAT MAKES ME SO MAD🤬 How do we even use their fake words like "they" and "them"? I refuse to memorize new meanings to words Stop letting antifa extremists change our patriotic language. Dont bend the knee to the woke mob snowflake cuck libtards🤔

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

😅Ok heres a metaphor with the only topic I actually understand... Mario 1 I can only play as a man. Perfect game Mario 2 I must choose between a man, tall man, girl or genderless mushroom freak?? I cried and got a refund. Worst game in franchise What would you pick? 1⃣ or 2⃣

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

The best metaphor about "pronouns" ever Mormons are SO annoying... right? You know how we just seethe at the existence of Mormons? And having a Mormon character in a game is enough for us to to ask for a refund? Well what would happen if politicians were trying to outlaw

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

3 months

Nows my chance!😲Notice me senpai @wbd I'm gonna buyback the brand I sold because I wasnt business savvy enough to keep it independent but its gonna be way different this time! I mean..🤔its gonna be the SAME. NO changes. Like how Side Scrollers is the same as og Sidescrollers

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

11 months

ScrewAttack was so strong it had to be wiped off the internet. Yea I sold my brand. Does that give them the right to private my videos?! When I buy SA back I'll only reupload old stuff to coast on nostalgia ad rev I WONT use it for culture war clicks Why would you think that?😅

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

1 year

Disney ran out of ideas All they do is pander to nostalgic audiences and rely on star power to catch new viewers Creatively bankrupt Sad Anyway the new #SideScrollers is still going strong! It was brilliant to reimagine my podcast that ended 7 years ago. SEVEN. YEARS. AGO.

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Its RACIST for black women to have a support group just because theres rampant sexism and racism in gaming If I'm mad about them that must mean they'd be mad if I made a group for whites💡I GOT AN IDEA! Phase 1) Waste money on vanity redirects Phase 2) ? Phase 3) Owned the libs

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

2 months

Remember the FUCKING PRONOUNS guy? We finally got him on the podcast!🤩 Hes actually just a really normal guy. Like me hes a centrist whos just really passionate about video games. An adult in the room You can tell by his very normal rant about unfuckable Pokemon Go avatars 🙄

Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

9 months

Everyones mocking @danvasc2 and @heelvsbabyface for getting so triggered they refunded #Starfield THEY JUST WANTED SPACE SKYRIM! Where we all speak English without pronouns like the good ol days What was Bethesda trying to make? 🤮Dynamic experiences for a wide range of gamers?

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Sputtering Craig ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

@SputteringCraig

6 months

Its never enough to just be a good boss is it? 😡 Employees always want more 🤬 HEALTHCARE? You were underpaid, overworked, told you were replaceable, passion exploited and creativity ignored while I monetized your ethnicity.... But you wanted to be HEALTHY too? 🤮 So selfish

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@Deleeted

6 months

@SputteringCraig Craig has never been apolitical as he claims. I still remember pleading to us to vote for McCain during the 08 election because "Obama is going to destroy small business!" Why? Obamacare. All while everyone at ScrewAttack didn't have insurance and was paid minimum wage.

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