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Parody/Satire & Memes • Nothing we post is real • Established August 2023 • Mikal Bridges Enthusiasts • Featured on Forbes & USA News

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Josh Giddey as the Thunder lost to the Mavs in the West Semis: 6.2 PPG 2.7 RPG 1.3 APG 17% 3FG 12 MPG NOT A STAT ABOVE 18
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“Where’s Klay going in free agency?”
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@jasrifootball @DanWetzel Sue her back for defamation now
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@TheDunkCentral @screentime This is the worst news in NBA history
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@TheNBACentel @ChrisBHaynes Karl Malone passing it down to the GOAT
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@TheNBACentel This is a violation 😭
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@wojdespn I guess Dwight Howard came back from Taiwan?
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To anyone who’s thinking about slandering Paige Bueckers after Iowa robbed UConn
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49ers star wide receivers Deebo Samuel and Brandon Aiyuk seen rapping the lyrics “That Get Back a Mothaf*cka”. This rivalry is getting very personal between them and the Eagles.
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@jasrifootball @Schultz_Report Nah the broncos screwed this up big time
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@upblissed Corn posting OF ads
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@BrickMuse Deshaun Watson plays basketball?
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@jasrifootball Season tickets for life
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@MySportsUpdate Better not see people hating on this one
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@LegionHoops @NBATV This seems like a direct shot at Jaylen Brown
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@LegionHoops Despite the loss man strikes again
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@LegionHoops @eric_nehm The equipment manager rn
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@TheDunkCentral @LakersDailyCom Steph isn’t even top 30 in points, Luka has the best chance to break it
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@jasrifootball @TidalLeague This is the one time you won’t catch me hating on Trent, cancer sucks and good for him for beating it
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@BleacherReport 0-2 vs Brady in the playoffs
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@jasrifootball Bro do they just hate defense
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@jasrifootball That’s why he’ll always be Blitz Boy
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@SportsCenter Saban taking shots at his own players 😭
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@jasrifootball Stefon Diggs sideline outburst
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@jasrifootball Wait let him cook tho
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The Chargers getting rid of both Keenan Allen and Mike Williams when they only needed to dump one
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@TheHoopCentral The 31 point merchant strikes again
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@BleacherReport Dropping 49 to lose to Detroit is insane bro
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@TheDunkCentral Philly’s draft misses throughout the process years gotta be studied
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@TheHateCentral He should go to the Wizards to form the Big Trash with Poole and Kuz
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@LegionHoops @SbondyNBA This is honestly a very valid reason
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@jasrifootball Fire Staley obviously
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@TheNBACentel I think this is Angel Reese actually
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The NFL seeing the Lions about to beat the Cowboys on a 2 pt conversion
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@TheDunkCentral @TickPick $450 to see Joel Embiid crying after he gets eliminated might be worth it
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@jasrifootball These are all so upsetting except for Watson
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@jasrifootball @NFL Bro knows he’s not him
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@BrickMuse Bucks announcers whining in the vid is so funny
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@TheDunkCentral @BovadaOfficial Considering they have like 16 firsts they should be the favorites to acquire anyone
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@NFL_DovKleiman “Meltdown” just say you’re racist man
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@IcyVert @BallsackSports I would have starting jumping up and down like a little kid if he made that
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@TalkinBaseball_ This is probably the worst statline I’ve ever seen for a pitcher
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@jasrifootball Lamar didn’t deserve the MVP, let alone a unanimous
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@LegionHoops @MarcSallinger “The newest Porter brother to deal with law issues” is such a violation
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@Money23Greem @ButtCrackSports Draymond no, it’s November! You’re going to lose!!!
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@LegionHoops @DamichaelC Ja would’ve assaulted the kid
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@jasrifootball What is it with Georgia players and committing crimes with cars
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@jasrifootball Imagine getting cooked by a 6 year old bro 😭
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@jasrifootball @RalphVacchiano Imagine how bad the offense would have been if Hurts wasn’t audibling
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@TheDunkCentral @TheGregHillShow @JustinmTurpin Those early playoff exit vids gonna hit like crack
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@NFL_DovKleiman @Ryantyler33 Saying this as a Cowboys player is wild
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@TheDunkCentral Embiid wastes his time talking to you and dapping you up and this is how you treat him? Weird behavior
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@TheDunkCentral You play to win games, but the Sixers or Heat are a really tough draw for a 2 seed
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@MySportsUpdate Team woulda went crazy two years ago
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@wojdespn Honestly it’s time for him to retire
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@SportsCenter Caleb Williams when he plays Utah
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@Dexerto He’s right
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@MySportsUpdate Having four backups is nasty work
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@NFL_DovKleiman @DanWSports Now when someone changes their number we know why
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@jasrifootball Bro is trying to ruin the locker room
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@ShamsCharania NO NOT AQUAMAN
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@Rap You posting rap only happens every 100 years too
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@TheDunkCentral @NBAOfficial He wasn’t just a peacemaker he was also a victim 😭
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@TalkinBaseball_ @AP_Sports They just secured their jobs for the next 10 years
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@BleacherReport @goodmansport This is NOT my bedroom like we agreed upon
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@Rap Music world rn
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@TheDunkCentral They lost Kyle Lowry what did we think would happen
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@LegionHoops Luka with the Mavs lol
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@ESPNNBA Espn type stat
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@NFL_DovKleiman @JahsHavinn Go spend time with your daughter bro
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Dak Prescott when CeeDee Lamb isn’t carrying the Cowboys and taking slants for 90 yard touchdowns
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@TheHoopCentral This guy is literally light skin Draymond
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@jasrifootball @netflix His poor son is about to catch a stray I can already tell
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@jasrifootball @newheightshow I mean yeah we all heard it during the game
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@TheDunkCentral Do they know
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@TheDunkCentral @TheAthletic Every day I keep thinking this is Centel
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@NFL_DovKleiman Maybe don’t lose by 31 and you won’t be so upset
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@LegionHoops Battle of mid lmao
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@jasrifootball Vegas made the call
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@jasrifootball 4th round qb at best
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@espn Transferring to China
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@TalkinBaseball_ @SteveGelbs It’s a shame the WBC injury ended up destroying his career
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@jasrifootball Classic Trent Williams
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Did Taylor Decker bang all of the NFL officials’s wives or something 😭
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@BrickMuse @legendz_nba DUNCAN ROBINSON STANDING ON BUSINESS
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@jasrifootball Puka did everything he could man
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THE LIONS BEAT THE RAMS THE DROUGHT IS OVER FIRST PLAYOFF WIN IN 32 YEARS
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@jasrifootball @Blitz_Burgh Your fault bro you shoulda had a TD
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@jasrifootball Terrible penalty with the game on the line
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@TheHateCentral They thought a G-Leaguer was worth the number 2 pick 😭
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@TheDunkCentral @BASKETBALLonX JJ isn’t wrong tho Doc has consistently avoided taking the blame for his poorly coached teams
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@barstoolsports Sounds like someone is mad she got called out
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WHO CARES THE 76ERS LOST, TOBIAS HARRIS IS NO LONGER ON MY BASKETBALL TEAM
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@TheHoopCentral THAT’S WHY BATUM IS IN
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@BleacherReport @br_betting @BFawkes22 @BetMGM If he wasn’t LeBron’s son he’d be working at an AutoZone in 5 years
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@jasrifootball Cowboys should be number one for thinking they have a shot at the Super Bowl every year
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@BleacherReport @DMRussini He deserves better that franchise mistreating him
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@jasrifootball Keep the rule otherwise you can just throw the ball into the endzone and score
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