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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

We really need a public holiday to honor moms who raised boys❤️

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@Spend0Gustav0

22 days

saying things you “don’t mean” out of anger is a myth. you meant every word you just needed an opportunity to finally say it.

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As you got older you realized ?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

You said washing machine will make your wife lazy and you're driving car. Trek nah, hardworking man🙄

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

For a student in the university, 4k is enough for one week if we have to be sincere..

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

I have never heard about employment opportunity in CBN. Are the staff there immortal?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

If you played these, your childhood was exceptional 🔥🔥

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Big breasts dey fine inside clothes, small breasts dey fine naked..

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Once you start using dark mode, there is no turning back.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Lagos traffic will make you think you're hardworking cos you always get home late and tired.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

she left her house to visit her online boyfriend for the first time, from imo state to Lagos, on her way going, mtn blocked their lines..

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

The real meaning of "behind a successful man is a woman"

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@Spend0Gustav0

17 days

“Date people who like you” is a crazy statement because people will pretend to like you for their own benefit.

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17 days

people need to understand that?

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@Spend0Gustav0

6 months

@dejiagain Cucurella after being stranded in illorin 😭

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@Spend0Gustav0

10 months

If police wey buy fuel 620 per liter catch you

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

The way Oxlade go don chop those Unilag girls ehn..

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Feminist but your house girl no dey go school.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

@flxwlxxxx 1. When an aircraft makes its first flight, It's a way of celebrating it. 2. It's also done when an aircraft does emergency landing to calm it down and advert eminent explosion. 3. This takes place also when a pilot lands his/her final flight just before his/her retirement.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Owambe is now a competition of breast.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

This is the Greatest Korean series.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

What is the fastest way to provoke a Nigerian parent?

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

Wizkid and Davido met and hugged each other before Davido came back to Nigeria?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Mention that movie you think nobody has watched, let someone prove you wrong.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

When you're born and a white woman is holding you and you didn't hear anyone speaking pidgin.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

For naija music industry, musician wey fresh pass Phyno no pass one and na Wizkid.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Be honest….. have you done this before ??

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

"Weed is destroying the youth", but snoop dogg has lived longer than chadwick boseman.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Never marry a woman who already has a child. The father of her child will always sleep with her.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

When Chelsea was still Chelsea 😭😂

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@MaziEzenna

7 months

What’s that one video that lives rent free in your head 😂?

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

Anytime I enter kitchen, our last born will be shouting "others have not eaten oh".

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

I won't like any of my family or wife's family living with us, they can visit but not live with us.

KACHI 🎎

@Kachidey4you

7 months

Tell me your controversial opinions

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@Spend0Gustav0

1 month

I hate people who say men love sex, was potiphar's wife a man?

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@Tifetemi

1 month

I hate people who say women love money, was Judas Iscariot a woman?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

I can't believe there was a time people used to flex with "I don't listen to Nigerian music".....

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@Spend0Gustav0

28 days

Nobody takes it as a mode of transport.

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28 days

Jsyk, alcohol won't take you anywhere!

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

This guy beside me just bought meat pie,munched everything before going to meet his girlfriend in the car😂😂and acted like nothing happened 😳

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

I remember when thieves came to our house, after robbing my uncle and his wife they came to my room to ask what I have got for them and I showed them my small Nokia, they hissed and gave me 90k off what they collected from my uncle to get myself a UK used iPhone...

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Which alcohol brought you to this situation?

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

@Real_jaeflex What they keep telling you what someone else is saying about you.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

10 Movies with Sex Scenes That (Almost) Broke the Censors. Which one have you seen? 1. ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ (1999).

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

Person Wey Him Coursemates Contribute Money To Pay Him School Fees Dey Cover Book For Exam 😂

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

Have you noticed that when you get dumped you start having business ideas?

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

I broke up with an ex cos she was having sexual affairs with her neighbor.. I once caught them having sex at her apartment.. The worst thing I ever saw.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

This Era.

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@black_bhoy_

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One fashion trend that was so crazy you felt it'll never end??

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

The funniest thing was him asking if twitter was a safe space😂. This Chisom guy na the first tech guy wey I know say e dumb...

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

If any bad thing should happen to that tiktok girl, it's from biesloaded and @Poco__lee

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Rihanna wey everybody Dey manage, E reach Asap Rocky turn he give am belle.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Bad character is now called mood swings, some even call it zodiac signs.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

I just finished watching this and it will not be well with those of you that hyped it 🤲

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Which alcohol fucked you up and made you say “I’m never taking alcohol again?”

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Be sincere!

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@Spend0Gustav0

10 days

My wife cheating on me with a man that stans Davido.

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What is your greatest fear in life?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

No one: Teachers in staff room after home economics practical:

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3 years

There’s no word that starts with W and ends with G.

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2 years

4 Events Describing One Day...

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

After this life I no come again,make me sef do angel small.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

20m naira can not change your life, na poverty dey make you see am as big money.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

Prison Break is the Greatest TVseries of all time.

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

Davido didn't even know who tacha was until Zlatan dropped the “tacha is smelling” snippet on ig live So Who come be phyna??

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Name one hostel in your higher institution, let someone tell you the name of your school.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Never smoked (5 marks) Still a Virgin (5 marks) Never cheated (5 marks) Never got drunk (5 marks) Never masturbated (5 marks) Never watched porn (5 marks) How many marks do you have? 🤔

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Marrying a lady from a rich family is the dream of every lazy man.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

What can a girl take immediately after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy?

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@Spend0Gustav0

6 months

flawless🪐

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6 months

What's the greatest clap back you've seen??

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@Spend0Gustav0

10 months

Until you make it in life, some of your friends won’t be proud to post your picture .

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

The first bowl of garri makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped after the first bowl.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

I didn't know there was Tanzanian police until they arrested Kizz Daniel.

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

What movie fucked you up mentally?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Person wey con meet me for help later dash me 2k after we talk finish .

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@Spend0Gustav0

7 months

Why Would Daddy Even Wanna Hurt a Cat😭😂

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What’s that one video that lives rent free in your head 😂?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

No matter how expensive a lady is, there is always one guy that sleeps with her for free.

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3 years

Nobody views your status faster than someone who doesn't talk to you anymore.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Are you telling your uncle's wife??.... Be honest 😳🤣

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

If you must marry, marry the kind of woman who will address an audience and you'll be tempted to rise and shout... "NA ME GET AM"

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@Spend0Gustav0

3 years

What's the most annoying thing a Visitor has done in your House??

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Me checking every 30seconds to see if my child is still breathing.

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2 years

Since my neighbor don buy car, he no dey commot again.

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2 years

What's the most beautiful name you've ever heard?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Ignore your woman for 3 days and you’ll find her in an eight month relationship.

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Is it right for a husband to carry his plate to the kitchen after eating?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Twitter Feminists are just depressed rejected women by men.

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@Spend0Gustav0

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Let me remind you that you can also be dumped for loving too much.

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2 years

What's the retirement age of a politician in Nigeria?

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what makes absolutely no sense to you at all?

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@Spend0Gustav0

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Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them. Do your kids call our parents?

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"No school tomorrow" used to be the sweetest thing until "Go and lock the door " replaced it.

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2 years

So naira Marley is saying mohbad has been high since last night?

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2 years

Can you marry someone who was once mad?

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Person wey advice Adesua to start singing suppose don dey alagbon now.

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@Spend0Gustav0

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@peter_pentane You're not loved at home tbh

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2 years

After your wedding how long would you wanna wait before attempting childbirth?

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2 years

Michael Scofield is The smartest movie character ever..

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3 years

Among these four, which has the greatest film trick ?

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@Spend0Gustav0

28 days

People that thank people on WhatsApp the next day after wishing them happy birthday the previous day.

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@amaratomi

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What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?

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@Spend0Gustav0

2 years

Being in University doesn’t mean we know secondary school assignments.

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@akreana_ 😭🤔🚶

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2 years

This is how the letter ‘b’ and ‘d’ face each other in the word ‘abdomen’.

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8 months

A mother returns to the same beach with her children 18 years later.

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3 years

My friend blocked me on whatsapp just because I asked when he's coming back to Nigeria.

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I remember the day police arrested me around ikorodu,my friend wey I call for help, na police pick him call..

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2 years

You have to date at least 22 people before marriage.

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