Hey! You can’t just WALTZ in here, pretend your me, and then melt a bunch of the weird little guys living on Earth! And then, to add insult to injury, YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SUN PUNS!
I guess you and I are SOLAR opposites, then!
Day Has Broken.
And as you look up towards the sky, eyes peeking just barely at the sun, you feel your skin start to boil, you feel yourself slowly sinking into a fleshy pit of what you suddenly were. But everything feels tranquil, as your vision suddenly changes
All this Luna talk makes me miss my moons!
Titon, Naiad, Thalassa, Despina, Galatea, Larissa, Hippocamp, Proteus, Nereid, Halimede, Laomedeia, Psamathe, Neso aaaand Sao!
I hope they’re all alright!
You too, fake moon…thing! You’re nothing like the moon I know! All you want to do is, again, chomp down on those little things living on Earth! And I don’t know why you’re so concerned with those guys, but it’s giving us a terrible name, and I’m DONE WITH IT!
(bro is SNAPPING)
Oh, gee. I haven't posted here in a while. I'd hope everyone is doing good, though!
I've definitely gotten better recently now that I've found triton again and my other moons, too.
It was probably because of something I said earlier.
I never knew until now, but apparently, my rings are made of dozens of dead moons.
I can't find titan anywhere!