Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust Twitter profile

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@SoftlyAugust

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@SoftlyAugust

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@FanMahome She’s probably a fan, wanted to meet him, Kim paid him enough money to make it happen

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Quinn Ewers is a white boy who grew up rich in SOUTHLAKE TEXAS , if you’re surprised that he’s a Trumpie you have a pea size brain

Still Knigga.

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Smfh

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Peyton Manning was 27 years old when he won his FIRST playoff game, imagine the rep he would’ve had on this app

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LMAOOO I forgot their punter is a rapist too, what an insane special teams room this team has.

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@Chiefs

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Happy Birthday, Matt 🎂

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@homerslunch You would know gramps

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Alt right FC gotta go back to the drawing board, they chose the worst public speaker and most socially awkward person to be their next influencer. This is like the niners trading all that capital for lance and he ends up being ass, time to admit defeat and start over.

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If you’re you’re not getting knocked up you’re a loser

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Everytime New Orleans runs to the left it’s free money #IWonderWhy

Next Gen Stats

@NextGenStats

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Alvin Kamara finished with 20 carries for 115 yards and 3 TD on the ground in a Saints 44-19 win over the Cowboys. Kamara had a 60% rush success rate including four runs of 10+ yards. All four big runs came on outside runs to the left side of the formation. #NOvsDAL | @Saints

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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Making Cody complete 2 sentences without a lisp or im putting his title on Cena

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@SoftlyAugust

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2018: “wait till healthy embiid” 2019: “wait till healthy embiid” 2020: “wait till healthy embiid” 2021: “wait till healthy embiid” 2022: “wait till healthy embiid” 2023: “wait till healthy embiid” 2024: “wait till healthy embiid”

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@PresidentEmbiid

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And if the Knicks played a healthy Embiid they wouldn’t be playing right now

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@weakestheatfan Went to high school like 15 minutes from there and worked in southlake, very familiar with #those people

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@SoftlyAugust

3 months

This is only cool when some 6’5+ athlete does it and they look so out of place compared to the rest of the staff. She’s like 5’1, she looks right at home.

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@PopBase

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Sabrina Carpenter takes on job as a barista to serve espresso at the Blank Street Coffee shop in London.

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@dklmarxist We up.

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Gonna have to sell my ps4 and Xbox 360 and buy a ps5 just so I can play this new CFB game

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@deezyman77 Everyone loves the token white boy

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@rowanhanna Not shocked

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Trembling, constantly touching the face, stuttering, she not built for this

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@homerslunch Oh my god i completely forget what Reid did for his son wtf

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Congratulations to Trent McDuffie on becoming my new CB1

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We as a society cannot let a player as good as Davante Adams spend one of the last great years of his career playing with Gardner Minshew.

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@SoftlyAugust

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Time to watch my favorite streamers play until I get a ps5

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@SoftlyAugust

3 months

Yall were losing your shit over Alex Anzalone

Lilly

@thelillygaddis

3 months

Never surrender patriots

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This sounds like a happy birthday message or something, he has no clue what is going on

Israel ישראל

@Israel

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Thank you @SHAQ for sharing this message with young Israeli victims of October 7 who will be spending time at Camp Timberlane. You are a true Mensch 💙

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🌴🌴🥥🥥 let’s do this fucking thing

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Step 1 is Outed racist, step 2 is unemployment, and she’s now headed towards step 3 which is right wing media influencer

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The chick on TikTok who dropped the N bomb and then tripled down on it lives in Wilmington NC and was just canned from her job

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He’s getting lobs thrown to him before he even gets into position like it’s a curl or in breaking route.

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@UsherNBA

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BITW 🔜

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Burrow sneaking into top 2 talks after ghosting the first 4 weeks for the 3rd straight season

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@SoftlyAugust

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O/U 6.5 weeks until she’s on a Joe Rogan podcast

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The chick on TikTok who dropped the N bomb and then tripled down on it lives in Wilmington NC and was just canned from her job

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@ypcjosh They tried getting a #1 option out of a clear #3

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I’m sorry but there’s something so incredibly funny about her having to fight for her life against the neo nazis she’s trying to appeal to because they don’t think her baby is white enough.

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@thelillygaddis

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@MikeafisNJFFL_ My baby is white asf

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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Putting the title on him at royal rumble or elimination chamber and letting punk beat him for the title at mania to squash the 2014 beef once and for all

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Why am I on my timeline

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@FinsRuinedme

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You’re letting this guy plow you LMFAOAOAOOAOOO

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Eagles fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you 62 had nothing to do with how good the pass protection was

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@lesbiantardis @dklmarxist What the fuck are you talking about

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@SoftlyAugust

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Sabrina Carpenter can keep making that catchy ringtone music but she’ll never reach these heights

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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“vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo has reached 1 BILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her 7th song to achieve this.

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No one is watching this shit man

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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‘THE PENGUIN’ releases in September on Max.

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Yea bro definitely not a concussion 👍

Stefan 🐯

@TkachukFanAcc

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Yea except He didn’t suffer a concussion against Buffalo

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@SoftlyAugust

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Sleepy joe can’t even execute a proper boss call

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@kenvogel

2 months

Biden told donors on a private call this afternoon: “It’s time to put Trump in the bullseye.”

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I can’t believe Tyrann Mathieu is still employed in 2024

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@ChicagoBears

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More of this in 85 days 😤

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@dklmarxist Lesbian artist that gay people feel the need to gatekeep

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I can’t believe an nfl team used a first round pick on Kenny Pickett again

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@dklmarxist Me

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@SoftlyAugust

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LMFAOOOOO

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@SoftlyAugust

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Time to make a throw on the run after bailing a clean pocket 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@SoftlyAugust

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Ended up in the Saints section 😵‍💫 sadly might be the coolest fanbase in the league

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We here.

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@SoftlyAugust

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Surely we aren’t surprised that JJ McCarthy is a Trump super fan

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@JJETSFAN

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McCarthy you had a good run buddy ✌️💔

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You’ll never believe who he’s describing

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@DOgemade @foreverhkm A lot of Shaq in his game but he make FTs

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@GLightyearV2

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@dklmarxist Twitter is incapable of being normal when they see an interracial couple

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I can’t get over how stupidly insane this shit is, a 5 minute google search will tell you that she is not even trans and yet we have dumbasses with real platforms spreading this shit like wildfire.

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Come back pussy

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Ferguson should be right behind Goedert

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4 5 and 6 all better than 3, im crying

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Top 6 QBs as we head into the season

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@theaovision He did that shit atrociously too

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@SoftlyAugust

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Allen is already better than Big Ben ever was, try again

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@ThePoniExpress

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I watch Josh Allen and I see a poor man’s Ben Roethlisberger.

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@Backstreet5iveL I’m not white

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You simply can’t win in today’s nfl if your qb can’t consistently make plays with his legs

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@lesbiantardis @dklmarxist Why are you asking me this

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@SoftlyAugust

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YOU, Umbrella Academy, and Outer Banks during 2020 lockdown

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YOU is a great show

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Pandemic ball was not real

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@SoftlyAugust

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Radical feminists are very underrated when it comes to worst groups of people on the planet

Schrödinger’s Heart 🇨🇩

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If slavery had only affected black women, black men wouldn’t have cared enough to abolish it. This is a hill I’m willing to die on.

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Why is Mahomes here, it’s Carr vs Allen vs Kyler.

Turtle #IStillBelieve

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This race for MVP between Mahomes Josh and Kyler will be one for the ages

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10, 17, and 15 the only guys I’m taking over him rn

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@NFL

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"You gotta be kidding me." @K1 and @MarvHarrisonJr have many in disbelief in the first quarter 😱 📺: #LARvsAZ on FOX 📱:

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Trying to gritt through nba twitter

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Fine I’ll admit I hate the woke culture 🤷‍♀️

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Chris brown fans are subhumans, society needs to leave that entire fan group behind

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Since y’all wanna be dense, here is a thread proving that Christopher Maurice Brown is a disgusting person.

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He has to pass Michael Thomas first

PewterGang Has Cooked U 2️⃣-0️⃣

@RedPewterGang

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We Coming For Jerry Rice!

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@SoftlyAugust

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Meanwhile Charles Cross…

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Year 3 not off to the hottest start

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@Deuce1042 4 5 and 6 are all better than 3. This Burrow shit has to end

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@Light_2610 That pfp is so beautiful

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@SoftlyAugust

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Tua is definitely taking a SoftlyAugust tweet into serious consideration when deciding on his playing future

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@TkachukFanAcc

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You’re not his fucking wife or family member it’s fucking weird

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I feel comfortable saying Kamara is a top 10 running back I’ve seen in my lifetime

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Philly’s dline, Jordan Davis and Jalen Carter especially, are so so overrated. Saints should have a field day with them.

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@SoftlyAugust

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It’s a great time to be a qb. You can suck for the first 2-3 years of your college career but as long as you transfer to a superteam and look good for 1 season, a team will take you in the top 10!

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Just wanted to check for fun, Jesus LMFAO

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@SoftlyAugust

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No comment.

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Very easy to figure out which people watch football and which people do not

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The Anthony Richardson hype may be the most confusing I’ve ever seen. He literally never been a good player.

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Euphoria was being live tweeted during the Super Bowl

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What's the worst thing you've seen someone live tweet

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Hating on Tatum not even fun anymore

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Random dude struck up a conversation with me and used “negative aura” and “glazing” in a sentence

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Eagles fans bookmarking like this isn’t happening in real time

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Philly’s dline, Jordan Davis and Jalen Carter especially, are so so overrated. Saints should have a field day with them.

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Bring SZA and do All The Stars or we riot

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Kendrick Lamar has been announced as the halftime headliner for the 2025 Super Bowl.

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Yall done forgot what a demon bama tua was 💔

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Don’t agree

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60 year old boss made a hawk tuah joke at work today

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@SoftlyAugust

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Actually fuck that, Arod stealing the mvp from Brees in 2011 is even worse

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@SoftlyAugust

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That 09 mvp going to Peyton is probably the biggest robbery of this decade

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Gf asked me what cowboys jersey do I want and it dawned on me that there isn’t a single non-oline player on the team I would want a jersey for

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Knee jerk reaction is to blame Lamar for the loss because of those misses on that final drive but then you have to remember he’s the only reason they had a pulse on offense to begin with.

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You didn’t need a boxing match to put your hands on your own mother

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God made you a woman for a reason God made you a man for a reason God didn’t put you in a foreign body Also Men shouldn’t be able to compete in women divisions My opinion

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When KOC inevitably gets fired he’s gonna be the best OC in the league, constantly has his guys running wide ass open.

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JJ McCarthy’s first career TD pass is a BOMB 💣 (🎥 @Vikings )

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Black Noir is so obviously not Batman if you think about the comparison for more than 0 seconds

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@GirlWhHrLkTs

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Black Noir Batman

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Football is clearly more important to him than his family, sad to see

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

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From @NFLGameDay : #Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa has no plans to retire, sources say. He’s already begun seeing concussion specialists and will continue to do so, but there is no timeline to return. Tua will be back when he and his doctors deem him healthy and ready.

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2 tds on an end around and a busted coverage but here comes everyone acting like Buffalo passed on Antonio Brown

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They saying “Surtain” and “Stingley” in the comments

AP 🗽🍎

@Light_2610

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@sponhourm I think him and Mahomes have the widest gap between them and the next best player at their position

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Tua’s performance in that playoff game vs KC was one of the worst I’ve ever seen and for that performance he got rewarded with 212 million of George Washington’s finest, I’m actually cracking up rn

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Sue Dov for everything he has please, I am begging you

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@lesbiantardis @dklmarxist Can you point me to where I said this

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This is the goat bait account, messi-level good at his craft

NFL Rookie Watch

@NFLRookieWatxh

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This THROW by Caleb Williams to DJ Moore 😳 Many NFL scouts reportedly believe the Williams to Moore connection could easily be “Top-10” in the NFL. Williams will reportedly be training with Anthony Richardson and Brock Purdy leading up to training camp. The Bears rookie QB

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Someone who really loves and cares for Tua should tell him he shouldn’t play another snap.

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@SoftlyAugust

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Still don’t have a PS5

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@MySportsUpdate

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Happy College Football 25 Day. Today is the day… 🔥🔥

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I really wish there was a way he could make money from all these videos being made about him. Like if he’s gonna become a micro celebrity against his own will, it would be nice if he could at least profit from it.