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1 month

Dallas Wings draftee Carla Leite and her team win their first playoff game, 87-69. Leite with 21 PTS, 3 REB, 6 AST, 4 STL (5-11 shooting, 1-4 from three, 10-11 FT). awesome game from her with high stakes. will post some clips below ⬇️

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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3 months

one of my favorite Richard Lewis clips from Curb. Richard’s girlfriend tells him she’s decided to get breast reduction surgery after seeing a doctor about a mole that Larry pointed out. “this isn’t algebra, this is my life” is so funny

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4 months

incredible media training here. told everyone “yeah can’t believe that bozo didn’t call a timeout” while pretending to take ownership himself. this clip should be studied by public relations schools across the globe

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Tim Hardaway Jr. is asked if he expected Jason Kidd to call a timeout

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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ro 🩵

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Is an empty net an end of the game tactic? I’m trying to figure out why there’s no goalie? 😭

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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3 months

Kyrie Irving yelled, “There you go!” Maxi Kleber gave a look of pleasant surprise. Tim Hardaway Jr. belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Luka Doncic hit the locker room door, ex-NBA star Dirk Nowitzki hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 years

here is Luka's game winner with the Titanic music

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

i’m so sick of Booker throwing his head back every single time he dribbles the basketball forward

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

5 months

this is the face every man makes when he realizes he’s about to become a full-time podcaster

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

5 months

#Eagles C Jason Kelce was tearing up on the sideline as the game went final. This could be the end for him. Heck of a career if it is.

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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7 months

Alex

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7 months

Just remember: The Texas Rangers spent $800 million to beat the Houston Astros

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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2 years

Jalen Brunson going from the Mavericks to the Knicks

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

so many Sunny clips to choose from but this always destroys me

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

@oocsitcoms

2 years

quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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14 days

not gonna lie i had Max Sturs flashbacks when that J-Dub heave was in the air

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

this is the exact moment my heart stopped

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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8 months

Jackson Frank has more integrity than almost anyone i’ve ever seen covering sports on this app. and he’s great at what he does

New York Post

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8 months

76ers beat writer out at PhillyVoice after ripping team’s Israel tweet

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

10 days

Kyrie during one of their dinners: “damn bro another appetizer?”

Noah Weber

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10 days

The NBA on TNT broadcast said that Luka Doncic said that he hangs out with Kyrie Irving "all the time" and said they go out on "long dinners" together. Their chemistry continues to grow on and off the floor.

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 months

Dwight Powell and JaVale McGee garbage time battle and this was our normal center rotation last year

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

can’t believe we got “what if Rudy Gobert was more athletic and 1000000x cooler” on our team

Dallas Mavericks

@dallasmavs

4 months

Lookin’ like a star 🤩 @Chime // #NBAAllStar #MFFL

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 month

scientists have crunched the numbers and determined this is the coolest anyone has ever looked. “we didn’t think this was fucking possible, he destroyed our model,” said one source.

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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2 years

Kemba Walker joins the exclusive “former All-Stars the Mavs tried to sign years ago and ended up getting after they’re cooked” club alongside the likes of Deron Williams and DeAndre Jordan

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Brunson and Dinwiddie in this series so far

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

Christian Wood becoming a starter and instantly turning into the best shot blocker in the league is such a hilarious bit

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

man Kidd brought Luka back with like 9:30 left in the 4th today. Rick woulda waited 3 more minutes and lost the game

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

speaking it into existence

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

5 months

most of this game was pure torture. Eovaldi getting out of jam after jam. the Rangers getting no-hit as they went quickly in order. it was the most stressful experience. i hated every second of it. and then, they broke through. and it’s impossible to describe that joy and ecstasy

Michael Bier

@MichaelJBier

5 months

Remember Game 5 of the 2023 World Series?

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 months

LUKA DONCIC’S ACHILLES WAS FALLING OFF THE BONE AND HE WALKED INTO SACRAMENTO AND WON THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE SEASON MVP HIM NOW

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Christian Wood is shooting 44.7% from 3 this year. 38% for his career. and he’s on your bench when you need a 3 to tie the game. make it make sense

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 month

Maxi Kleber takes a lot of shit from this fanbase, myself included. he can be a maddening player to watch on offense. but he showed tonight why he's so valuable to what the Mavs do. his versatility and tenacity on defense won them the game. he played so, so hard. deserves respect

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Utah fans crying about the refs when they’re the only thing keeping them in the game

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Dorian Finney-Smith is that dude. in the most important games, he shows the fuck up and delivers. we don’t have a prayer of winning that game without him. he’s one of my favorite players of all time and i hope we see his jersey in the rafters one day.

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 month

Luka Doncic shot 7-25. Dallas shot 9-34 from three. and the Mavericks led by double digits the entire second half. in a playoff game. imagine someone telling you that would happen just 4 months ago. we’ve come so, so far

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

14 days

WHEN THE MONEY WAS ON THE LINE HE DELIVERED

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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13 days

we survived Shai. their #1 option in Ant isn’t as scary, especially with our rim defense. gonna force him to take the shots SGA was hitting. they play 2 non-shooters almost all the time. we can guard these guys. it’s gonna be a war but Mavs in 6 and i’m fairly confident in that

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 years

i am once again asking why Reggie Bullock isn’t allowed to play with Luka Doncic

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE A .500 BASEBALL TEAM

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 years

me storming on to the set of Shark Tank to berate Mark Cuban about this poverty roster while he works on tweeting out his latest NFT opinion

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

anyways Luka punked the Grizzlies again. Ja can have that starting All Star spot, he’s not in 77’s stratosphere

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 month

i’m really proud of of Luka Doncic. didn’t make any excuses for his subpar play. took on the challenge and delivered a masterpiece when his team needed it the most. gutty performance

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

this game is on Luka. terrible shot selection, turnovers, and energy. the rest of the team follows his lead

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

not worth the max. Spencer will replace him. Tim Hardaway Jr is a free agent signing. people forget we have Frank Ntilikina

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

2 years

Jalen Brunson over his last 4 games: 30 PTS - 5 REB - 9 AST 32 PTS - 5 REB - 4 AST 34 PTS - 1 STL - 9 AST 27 PTS - 3 REB - 3 AST

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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1 year

Luka and Kyrie both didn’t play well but anytime you blow a 27 point lead, it’s on the head coach

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

one of the Mavs or Stars needs to find a way to win their series i am NOT ready to be stuck with only the TEXAS RANGERS for 6 months

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

6 months

Jalen Hurts woke up feeling DANGEROUS today 😈😈 197 yards 🔥🔥 0 TD 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ 1 fumble lost 😲🫨 3 tush pushes executed🍑🍑🍑🫷 4 Hulu commercials appeared in 📺🤩 MVP FAVORITE 💯💯

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

man PJ hasn’t hit shots tonight but he’s done everything else and left it all out there

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

also: stop trying to rationalize letting Jalen Brunson go. pay that man his money. he’s an integral part of what this team does and we cannot replace him!

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

when the Rangers finally win a World Series i’m gonna break down and sob for hours. all of the pain they’ve put me through will be worth it. there hasn’t been a more tortured fan base in sports

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

it’s so funny that Hardy had his best 3-game strength of the year and immediately got banished from the rotation while Tim has been the most harmful player in the league for 2 weeks

Finals Jazz 🩵

@jazzlynn626

3 months

Put Jaden fucking Hardy it cannot be worse

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

Suns fans will cry and say “we didn’t have Bradley Beal 😡” well guess what we didn’t have Dante Exum, a far more impactful basketball player in 2024

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

don’t even care about Luka getting a tech the man was tackled on back-to-back plays with no call and Jason Kidd is standing around thinking about what he’s gonna eat after the game

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

mavs/pelicans 2nd round gonna go so crazy

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

7-game win streak tiebreaker over the Suns back in the top 6 PJAIL continuing to collect inmates Kyrie writing basketball poetry Luka 41-point masterclass the Dallas Mavericks have never been more back

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

5 months

50-6-14-4-3 on 14-25 shooting, 8-16 from three, 12-12 from the line. got the W on the road on national TV without his co-star. if anyone else is your MVP you aren’t watching.

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Fernando Tatis’s first AB tonight and he ropes a double to left

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

this team is so poorly coached. no discipline, no attention to detail, no discernible scheme. the players aren’t blameless but man at a certain point the guy in charge of this stuff has to be held responsible

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

farewell to our fallen soldier

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

this was a top 5 Luka game in his career. he just did everything, on both ends of the floor

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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1 year

𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐍𝐁𝐀

@_Talkin_NBA

1 year

Mark Cuban is pissed lol

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

the plan? spread the Omicron variant around the NBA so that the Dallas Mavericks are forced to upgrade their roster by signing a bunch of replacement players to 10-day contracts

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

the team has quit. the honestly aren’t even trying. don’t let Jason Kidd coach another game

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

Kyle Kuzma: “i want to be either an empty stats merchant collecting fake All Stars or on an established championship team where there’s no pressure on me” Grant Williams: “the Mavs had faith in my talent and i shit all over myself every chance i got and now i’m mad” ESPN:

Jason Gallagher

@jga41agher

4 months

The Dallas Mavericks have the longest active win streak in the NBA. Let’s check in on the world wide leader…

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 years

LUKA DONCIC IS A DALLAS MAVERICK

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

5 months

Kyrie Irving and Tim Hardaway Jr. each dropping 40+ this afternoon

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

it’s so bizarre to me that, despite the compete lack of defense in today’s NBA, someone has scored 73 points against the Atlanta Hawks only once this season

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

god help us he’s gonna be crushing Modelo and Mexican cigars for 3 days straight, next Thursday in San Antonio he’s gonna need an oxygen machine

Grant Afseth

@GrantAfseth

1 year

Mavericks' Luka Doncic on what he looks forward to playing in his fourth NBA All-Star Game: "Sunday, when I fly to Mexico."

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Christian Wood has to be “unselfish” to clear the way for the JaVale McGees of the world but Tim and Reggie are allowed to chuck bricks into oblivion playing 25+ minutes a night

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

that “Juan Soto has been traded to the Texas Rangers” notification is gonna hit like crack

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

i’m seriously crying real tears about Dorian. he should have been a Maverick for life, man. and we tossed him aside for Joe Rogan’s best friend

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

3 months

Tim bricks a 30-footer instead of swinging it to the guy with a million points in the quarter and Indiana gets a wide open three on the other end SEND HIM TO MARS

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

11 months

RAISE IT

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

soon

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Kidd saw 4 minutes of Maxi Kleber tonight and said fuck it, you take the night off too

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

the Davis Bertans agenda has taken a step back tonight but we will regroup and adjust

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

the game getting away from them this much has to be on Kidd. they needed their coach to calm things down, stick up for the guys, and reset. instead, Kidd is just standing around. he doesn’t manage these kinds of situations well and he’s not a good enough tactician to compensate

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Tim and Reggie shot 0/13 from 3. those are your “snipers.” that’s your ballgame

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

now that it’s time to shift into hater mode i can say that “the vibes are immaculate” has always been corny as shit and that shirt sucks

NEW YORK KNICKS

@nyknicks

2 years

1️⃣1️⃣👀

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Luka Doncic getting back on defense after a night of beer and brisket in Memphis

Vala Afshar

@ValaAfshar

2 years

“Never put an age limit on your dreams.” This man was born in 1917, running a race at age 102

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

7 months

pretty much everyone except 77 played like dogshit tonight and Jason Kidd committed war crimes but Luka Doncic said we’re not fucking losing

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

6 months

Luka gets the W with a 40-point triple double on great shooting with his entire supporting cast in the hospital but i’m supposed to be moved by what the foul merchant in Philly is doing against the Pistons and Hornets

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

10 months

every single Sam Huff at bat

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

thinking back on Chandler Parsons’s Maverick career and how weird people were about him. it didn’t work out here cuz of injuries but when he was healthy he was really, really good. and by all accounts a great teammate and wanted to be here. legend in my eyes

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

safe to say tomorrow is the most important Mavs game in maybe a decade

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

LuGm barging into Nico’s office the day of the deadline:

Grant Afseth

@GrantAfseth

4 months

Luka Doncic on the importance of being vocal about roster moves: "You can see how important it is. You can see the impact [Daniel Gafford and P.J. Washington] have, so I think it's really important."

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Mavs busted out a 2-3 zone and Doc Rivers shit his pants. a fraud of the highest order!

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

it’s all fun and games until Luka Doncic starts making 3’s

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

same issues as all year: -Luka doesn’t take opponent serious, let’s refs throw him off -nothing from the Bang Bros -don’t know how to utilize Wood -no secondary creation -lack of rim protection they need Luka masterclass and great three-point shooting to beat literally anyone

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

one thing i won’t condone is a Rajon Rondo apologist. y’all must have forgot he quit on Dirk in the middle of a playoff game. don’t care how much of an asshole Rick was, that shit is inexcusable

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

it’s so painful to watch your favorite team squander a generational talent in real time. a slow march toward death. there’s nothing they can do to save themselves

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

4 months

Luka only took 16 shots tonight. third time in last five games he’s had less than 20 shot attempts. before that, his last game with <20 FGA was on November 19th

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

also Rudy literally cannot keep his hands off Luka when he gets switched on to him. call it good defense all you want but there’s contact every time

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

2 years

Luka Doncic and Christian Wood two-man game this year

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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3 months

for every one three Tim hits he commits five catastrophic crimes

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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11 months

i’d be okay if the Mavericks traded for Deandre Ayton and i would also be okay if they did not trade for Deandre Ayton

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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3 months

Jason Kidd should never coach an NBA basketball game again

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1 month

no Sabonis in my beautiful playoffs

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@SnackPr0tein

2 years

after 7 years, a transfer, 3 drop outs, and a ton of mental anguish, i can finally say that i am college graduate!

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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1 year

"the Rangers stink. why are they signing deGrom?" yeah it's crazy how bad teams need to get good players to become not bad teams

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

6 months

the Luka Doncic era has been defined by box scores like this

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

@SnackPr0tein

1 year

i’ll never forgive Minnesota, Utah, and Washington for just giving the Lakers an entire roster of good players for nothing to save their season. shit needs to be investigated

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praetorian jack (furiosa boyfriend)

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3 years

Brian Robb

@BrianTRobb

3 years

Marcus Smart says Tatum and Brown need to pass the ball more so they don't have to take as many tough shots.

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