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Don't forget him ... he is coming back 🏆🏆🤜🤛 🇿🇦
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There is young ones that think beating the All Blacks by the Springboks are normal. They don't know the suffering we had to endure. #RSAvsNZL
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Welcoming the All Blacks to Jozi Credit to rugby_punt_it on Insta
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Rassie Erasmus When Springboks lost, he put himself in the frontline, he fights for them, players and coaches. When they win, Rassie is nowhere to be seen. He wants no credit. He is just a servant, a waterboy. Leaders all over the world, be more like Rassie Erasmus. #LionsRugby
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Magical photo of Aphelele Fassi ... might become a poster in many 10 year old's room.
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@MinaamEllahi @SabeehaMajid 11. Don't overthink things. 12. Life is an once off event, don't waste it. Go do that thing that you wanted to do. 13. "Honesty is very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people." - Warren Buffet 14. "Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice." - Henry Ford
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Pieter-Steph du Toit is the best rugby player in the world. I am sure you will differ from me. That is okay.
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If Erasmus and Nienaber make you question your rugby knowledge, my question to you is, only now? They do it to me since 2018. Just this past week, the Pollard/Dweba selection, yesterday the 7/1 bench split. They do things data driven, data I don't have. They see the players on
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@MiddleEastEye Tony Blair ... humanitarian coordinator ... must be a joke. Get George Bush in there as well.
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@TelegraphRugby @oliverbrown_tel The people that was suppose to advice Tom Curry let him down. When you bring up a matter like this you make 200% sure you evidence is absolute shatterproof. It was not and the message is the English media is an absolute disgrace, histerical and pathetic for drving this and the
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@jaredwright17 Leading with the tucked in shoulder. Seen it before. Do the English players practice this?
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Will there ever be a story like his again?
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So happy to see this guy around ... 💪 Credit to @Springboks
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@Dick_Muller All facts. But at least we had the balls to do something for a change.
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On the Springbok side, hot topic of discussion, Manie Libbok - Some players have that something different, some call it x-factor. In the 1st minute he nearly put Cheslin Kolbe away for a try with a crosskick pass. It was so close, just the bounce of the ball. His tackle from
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@jaredwright17 The definition of TRUE LEADERSHIP right there!!
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All Blacks going into World Cup quarter finals completely absolute completely under the radar. Nobody talks about them as winners currently. When did that happen the last time? Never if you ask me. Not in a World Cup. The All Blacks as the complete underdogs; sorry that is
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@lavitosoul People that call each other comrades ahould not govern a country.
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@IranIntl_En "You gave us no warning of your Oct. 7 attack on Israel and we will not enter the war on your behalf." That surprised me. I would have thought Iran was consulted. Hamas messed up again. Big time.
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@Sprinter99800 🤣🤣🤣 I was taught not to laugh at our elders when the mind is not operating so well anymore. I can't help it.
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@VMSportIE I really hope this is the last time I see Matt Williams in a rugby studio.
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@KipChes @Abramjee If you land at Cape Town Airport, rather take a taxi if you are not familiar with the area because one wrong turn-off can cost you.
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@VMSportIE Tactically France denied the Boks the scrum. So how did they do that? Last night was a struggle from a spectacle point of view but damn it was drama on drama.
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@realstewpeters I live in SA since forever, 1965. I am white and an ex-farmer. I understand their vulnerabilities. My story goes wider. Seen it all. When somebody outside SA declare to tell the truth, then I am interested, this is the country I love, so I should be. I find their comments well
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The ANC got his 9 971 067 accomplices to vote for them. Must say it is impressive. A party that about fucked up everything they touched, still they can get 10m people to vote for them. No bullshit, that is impressive.
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@DougAMacgregor @DD_Geopolitics "It is inconceivable that the IDF had NO ready forces positioned in the South or the North to deal with potential violence on the anniversary of 1973." It smells like a set-up.
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@Sprinter99800 You can listen to Claire Daly, even if you not always agree. She tells it as it is.
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@rugbyworldcup Will the Louvre social media account be able to post it? That will be nice. Maybe we will then see more World Rugby content. Let them hang the Squidge video as well.
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@LinebreakRugby This is so very American arrogance.
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@SABreakingNews So much care for the 1 578 420+ people voted for MK and it was not about them. No surprise there 🤣🤣🤣
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@jaredwright17 @ForeverSportsOn Rassie knows his rules. Again his thinking on a complete different level than most.
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@goolammv Somebody gets a cut of that to turn a blind eye?
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@KeithQuinn88 Yes that is the game we love. We have clarity how we want to do it. It is our identity. In the quarter finals vs France we scored 4 tries to 3. We won by 1 point. In the semi finals vs England we scored 1 try by 0. We won by 1 point. In the finals NZL scored 1 try. We won by 1
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When your 1st and 2nd change bowlers are Morkel and Rabada. What a time to be alive. #SAvIND
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@eNCA What is not collapsing under the ANC Government? Rugby Western Cape
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A Duane Vermeulen appreciation tweet Seeing Kwagga Smith making two unforced errors on kick off receive but then later he recover well after that initial mishaps. Just made me think with what ease Duane Vermeulen has done that over a decade and made it look so easy.
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My fav photo of the 4th World Cup win 🏆🇿🇦 🏆🇿🇦 🏆🇿🇦 🏆🇿🇦 🤜🤛
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@SprinterX99880 Why Russia is in no hurry. Economically Ukraine will self-destruct. US elections coin toss who will be the next President. Can be a further game changer? Biden goes into an elections with two wars. Failing US foreign policy.
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@Sprinter99800 "France: If our facilities in Niger are attacked, we are ready to respond." France, you don't have facilities in Niger. The latter is a sovereign country. It is theirs.
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@mufaddal_vohra Don't worry the warm-up pitches will be beautiful to bat on just before the business end starts.
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@IanCameron23 @SAPoliceService I said it too many times, the corruption under the ANC is just endless.
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@DailyInvestorSA Tax base decreasing. Save cost in Govt 1st. Drop the adjunk Ministers. Cut benefits of Ministers. Show us the Taxpayers your efforts 1st. The lower income and middle income sit already with increase cost of food and debt. Inflation is eating away any extra money they had. So Govt
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@SABCNews Somebody is starting to do their job. This activity will go on for a week or two then back to normal, in reaction to the 74 deaths in Johannesburg CBD. Pity we can't protect our borders. That is the root cause.
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Take your time and explain to me how do you make 28 tackles in a World Cup Final? #RWCFinal
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@Abramjee I am not a expert on Cape Town gang violence and gang territory but that is an execution with a clear message. If you know you know. I hope Cape Town has expert police units on gang killings maybe @IanCameron23 knows more.
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Eben Etzebeth best rugby player in the world right now.
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@Laza_Lurvin Don't blame the Oppenheimers. Lots of honest self reflection needed by party leaders and their supporters.
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Eben Etzebeth must go home. His real home. Don't like him losing there with the Durbs people. He is a winner, like a Stormer.
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@VMSportIE Why giving him a platform "not morally correct" what is he going on about?
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Lukhanyo Am had a full 160 minutes playing 12 & 13. He is back.
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@SkyCricket Go at the top Broady, well done, what a career ✅
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I am starting to get the picture why the North won 1 x WCup.
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Gregor Townsend criticises Rassie Erasmus' conduct during Murrayfield Test - @Scotlandteam @Springboks Read: -
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@ClareDalyMEP Humanity needs people to speak up. Clare does that. You may have your own views, you may disagree with her, but she is consistent in her message. In a world of good and bad people, she is one of the good people.
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@Sprinter99800 The Best Actor performance on the Europe War Front goes to --->> Volodymyr Zelensky!! It cost 400 000 Ukrainian lives. He will retire to Miami with millions of the USA taxpayers money.
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@RugbyPass "World Rugby did not take charges further against the hooker due to a lack of evidence and he went on to play in the Rugby World Cup final." Yes, lack of evidence. It was just English noise. The colonialists do that. No charge sheet. Live is good. Look where we keep the Cups?
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There is a rugby team that went for 4 months into covid isolation, hard and soft lockdowns, to play rugby for their country, fans and family. What an outstanding year they had. They showed us: EXCELLENCE!! Thank you guys. We appreciate it. @Springboks @RassieRugby
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@ewnreporter @_NMabaso when you lost touch with reality and your surroundings
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@Abramjee Just a normal day in South Africa. No membership of BRICS can make our Executives competent. Address crime, corruption, etc.
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Ruan Venter 19 (only in Nov 20) flattening of Hamish Watson last night ... Where do we get these looseforwards?
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@meganshead Common Sense prevails in the Western Cape.
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@WorldRugby Fan-base law changes I dare you to release the research data by an independent Co!!
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@CyrilRamaphosa What happened to Eskom? It changed. Can't deny it. What happened to our Railways, passengers and freight? It changed. Can't deny it. What happened to Law and Order and specific #gbv and the murder rate? It changed. Can't deny it.
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@Sprinter99800 The US Taxpayers are going to fund two wars. This snowball is picking up speed. There is not enough ammunition for 1 war in the West.
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Cheslin Kolbe and Faf de Klerk The bottle of these two guys to kick those kicks after everything that has been said the past week. I look at at them even more differently this morning. Then Gazza went and do it as well. Respect.
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The GOAT!!
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@Sprinterfactory The US became experts in blowing up pipelines. Nord Stream. They want to be the sole supplier of gas. For the US it is just business.
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Stormers ending that game with two 19 year olds in that backline - Sacha Mngomezulu Suleiman Hartzenberg and at the Bulls Canan Moodie 19 year old already a Springbok. Lions has a 19 year old Ruan Venter at the flank. What happened in 2003?
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@RugbyInsideLine The 4th Bill is on route to the South of Africa. What a beautiful thing. 4th x final out of 8 x tournaments. 100% winning ratio. The numbers matter. 💪💪💪 #RWCFinal #RWC2023 #RSA
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@SizweLo PLEASE share your research with us. How many of them are there? Did Home Affairs released numbers? What is their buying power? Where do they stay? What is the % of the cost of living effect they have?
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Ireland won, they went home after quarters. Springboks lost, they went Bok to Bok 🏆🏆 Difference is Erasmus. That deep rooted competitive animal. #ChasingTheSun2
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The Deon "Brannas" Fourie story Debut at 36 Became a flanker specialist jackal of trade. Had to play 78' as hooker in a test match in a World Cup final. With Siya off, with Bongi off, Deon was the Captain in the last 20 minutes. He is a Gold Medalist this morning.
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@rinmor @ElanaBrown stealing from sick children How low can you go? stealing from Madiba's funeral fund stealing from allocated COVID funds during the pandemic stealing stealing stealing stealing stealing
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@rugbyworldcup The Three Uncles in a cuddle, sweet!!!
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@bencoles_ Only because World Rugby doesn't communicate properly.
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@FoxCricket 76/7 is a brilliant platform to launch bazzzzzball, only 481 needed
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@jaredwright17 @hendrikcronje71 Did Rassie just challenged Etzebedi?
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@ginnydmm I know values are different depending on who raised us but the R200m is worth it if these steps will save 1 child. But I am aware that people abandon their children especially in SA why we have so many single parents therefor I accept that I am alone.
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@Sprinter99800 Quick search - Does Bill Gates fund Monsanto? In 2010, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation bought 500,000 shares of Monsanto, a leading producer of GMOs, worth a total of $23 billion.
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@AnalystGus Ellis Genge knee on the ground, the Ref said so in English. In English, surely the English supporters understand English? However I do understand their pain.
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@Lindyyay I want the CEO of the bus co to do the same.
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@BoknRoll facts & minus Bongi, missed him, massive difference at scrums
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SA Rugby had many near disasters in the last 50 years ... this is not one of those times. Project Springbok rugby purring nicely under Erasmus, Stick, Human, Davids, Brown, Flannery, Edwards ... I personally never been so excited about the @Springboks in my 60 years Thank you
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@cctvidiots Unlimited supply of fast bowlers. Reverse swing bowling at 150km/h. That was easy.
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@News24 Karpowership!!! The Corrupt Cadres want to do the Karpowership deal. Just my wild guess. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Newzroom405 Our politics are so cheap. This is embarassing to watch these politicians.
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@CyrilRamaphosa Corruption is still killing us. Enforcement too slow if at all. Crime syndicates getting more control daily. Crime stats on the rise. Violent crime stats are scary. 60% Youth employment a disgrace for a so called people's party. Up-skill labour needs urgent attention. Supply
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@spectatorindex "...American troops in Syria"
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I think Lukhanyo Am is forcing Rassie's hand to do a 5/3 bench split. 🤣 Seeing him swerving without 25km of bandages around his knee might have been the best news of the Bloemfontein test.
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@MahasheT @MadiBoity Singapore and land. Be serious? They do vertical farming now in buildings. The point is they made a plan. We in SA, the plans our leaders make ends up in endless corruption and the people get screwed over.
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@eNCA Look at our Crime Stats now tell me Dricus du Plessis is wrong? South Africa has the worst gvt in the world!! That is not even news anymore. Look at our Economy now tell me Dricus du Plessis is wrong? Look at #GBV now tell me Dricus du Plessis is wrong? Look at our SOEs like
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@SprinterFamily We only hear the US version of this chapter. What is the other side saying, why did Russia and China found the need to have closer relationships? If you sanction a country, kick them of Swift then they go somewhere else? Remove the need for the DragonBear to become such close
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@FT Many warned that the US will pull an Afghanistan, not many believed it, then the Middle East happen.
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@SARugbymag An elder taught me, ask the right questions, are key!! Why did he went in high, that player middle were fully exposed? Tackle low, remove the Officials out of the equation!! Then he can play 80 minutes.
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@MarkHertling Who is going to do the fighting for Ukraine? Why don't you go? You look fit and healthy to me. Take your family and friends with you.
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@SquidgeRugby @WorldRugby @worldrugbymedia struggles to make friends. It would be nice if the game can be promoted. We the supporters did not see enough Quality Technical Analysis, which was very scarce. Most podcast are just talking and talking. I am lucky, I have seen this video twice
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@ianbremmer As a non-American those Trump supporters are scary. You only need a few motivated men/women to start big troubles.
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@WorldRugby "unforgettable year in Irish rugby" 1995 2007 2019 2023
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@oliverbrown_tel Hang up your keyboard. Learn something from World Cup champions you need squad depth ... All Blacks 2011 their nr 4 pivot won it for them. Embrace all your players. If you can't do it after a win, then when?
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@nzherald The Card protocols are available in English on the World Rugby website. It is not difficult. However you have to read it, in your case maybe very slowly. Bring your SuperRugby Card protocols in sync with the rest of tbe world.
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