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7 years

The lady in front of me at Chipotle just called a tortilla the "burrito skin." I'm out.

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All 10 episodes of #santaclaritadiet are NOW ON NETFLIX. Feast your eyes...

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#NoOffDays #StriveForGreatness #MambaMentality

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#StrangerTings

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And we back 😏💀 #SCD2

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Are we really going to sit here and pretend that Kieth Urban and Billy Ray Cyrus aren't the same person?

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Me when #WetHotAmericanSummer comes out in less than a month

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Signing posters at the press junket for #VacationMovie with @SteeleStebbins . Who's stoked? I'M STOKED http://t.co/FEjfnD4tw7

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Netflix squad #santaclaritadiet

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Times it's ok to wear a scarf indoors: A. You're European B. You're Lenny Kravitz C. A or B

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If you havent done so yet, Im going to have to go ahead and ask you to GO SEE #VacationMovie AKA THE BEST MOVIE EVER http://t.co/JAZk4pi2E3

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7 years

#NBAVote #ballislife #justdoit #dontletyourdreamsbedreams

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10 years

My new baby. A 9'0 Josh Mohr. I think I'm in love. #Surf 'sUp http://t.co/PSvgKR6ISX

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7 years

Who's hungry? ☠️ #santaclaritadiet

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7 years

Asked the Jamba Juice lady if I could get a free smoothie cause it's my birthday. She said no, so... ya know

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7 years

If you like things such as hot pepper eating contests, you'll like Wet Hot American Summer. #WHAS #Netflix

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7 years

I had dinner at 6:30 pm and am now in bed reading at 8.... am I 90 years old?

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7 years

When you hit 50k followers on instagram only to realize it's just a number and will never bring you lasting happiness

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8 years

Can we all just appreciate that my dad got a selfie stick and has not stopped sending me pics

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9 years

The dude taking my order at McDonald's today told me I have "Beautiful eyes." So... I got that going for me... That's nice

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10 years

Crystal and I are homies. #NATM3 http://t.co/kbc4lmr9M8

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9 years

Is it just me, or are those 5 seconds before you can "Skip Add" on a YouTube video the longest 5 seconds in life?

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8 years

There's no way around it... I'm a Belieber

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8 years

HAPPY NEW YEARS YA BUNCH OF SHMEXY INDIVIDUALS. Here's to 2016 being nothing but good vibes and fulfillment for all. Lets make it a good one

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9 years

Do you ever open your fridge, see there's nothing in there, then go back and open it every few minutes to see if food magically appeared?

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8 years

So I've been listening to "Love Yourself" on repeat all week thinking it was Ed Sheeran. My sister just informed me its Biebs...

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9 years

That moment when the professor is talking about #VacationMovie in your film class at USC. http://t.co/8zWEPtpnXj

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8 years

In da booth looping some tame dialogue for a TV-friendly version of #VacationMovie

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9 years

Had such a super fun time at the #NATM3 premiere!! http://t.co/JyEV8fZNr2

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8 years

In between takes of #ClassRank

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9 years

So at some point last night, Liam Hemsworth came up to me to say, "Hey, man. I'm a really big fan." #Casual #ThanksLiam

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10 years

Such an incredible experience working with these people on #NATM3 . #ThatsAWrapFolks http://t.co/pQvOvnlfmt

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9 years

HAPPY NEW YEARS!! Each and every one of you that has supported me - I love you so much. Here's to 2015 being a great one for all

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7 years

Guys... Wet Hot American Summer is now streaming on Netflix. This very well may be the greatest TV show of all time. Check it out #WHAS

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9 years

Oh, sweet, sweet Netflix. How I love you with my heart Netflix, Netflix. Dope. A Netflix Haiku

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9 years

Everybody go see #VacationMovie pronto. I don't want to get expectations unrealistically high, but its possibly the greatest film ever made

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7 years

#BBMAs #MitzvotAndMatzahBalls

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8 years

She spends more time in the chair than I do, so they put her name on it #DoggieDiva

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9 years

5 thousand followers... I'd like to thank the academy. I'd also like to thank my mom and dad. Dreams do come true

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9 years

Awesome article in Angeleno! http://t.co/l9E0xmtn5r

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8 years

So excited to be in Louisiana for 3 weeks working on a wonderful movie with some wonderful people.

‘Class Rank’ Rounds Out Cast Including Bruce Dern, Kristin Chenoweth And Skyler Gisondo

SSS Entertainment and Single Cell Pictures’s Class Rank has rounded out its cast, with Bruce Dern and Kristin Chenoweth joining the indie comedy about two teenagers and two grandparents whose worlds...

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9 years

Got allergy tested today, found out I'm allergic to dogs. My yorkie has slept in my bed every night for the past 10 years #Awesome

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8 years

I literally only want Chick-fil-A on Sundays

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If you are depressed, you live in the past If you are anxious, you live in the future If you are at peace, you live in the present. Laozi

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10 years

Super fun day shredding Whistler with this guy @JoshuahSamuels . http://t.co/FefLtbLShp

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10 years

A little late, but: Great date, great people, great night, great vibes. Awesome prom with @hillarilevine http://t.co/f7wWpS2XkD

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9 years

SunBURNT? More like sunTURNT. #IDidntKnowItWasPossibleToBeThisRed

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8 years

Kobe announced his retirement today. In unrelated news, I have been crying for 5 straight hours. #🐐

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8 years

Don't let your dreams be dreams

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9 years

Finally verified on Instagram!! I should probably retire now. It's all downhill from here

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8 years

I don't know what I did wrong but my Instagram explore section is now just half Nicki Minaj videos and half cats looking silly

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8 years

Hey #starbucks .... Huh?

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8 years

And for the record, I love baby turtles. Big baby turtle guy

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8 years

Debating whether or not 20 years old is too old to go trick-or-treating

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9 years

If I had a nickel for every time I showed my ma a photo on Instagram and she tried to zoom in.... Lemme tell ya - I'd have like 28 nickels

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9 years

Thanks for all the super kind words about the movie, everybody! I appreciate you all checking it out and I'm glad you all dug it.

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10 years

A solid contender for the awesomest thing I have ever done http://t.co/E9RDdmtLDW

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10 years

The "before" and "after" of my No Shave November. It was tough saying goodbye to that beard. http://t.co/vqjaoWtrAZ

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10 years

Graduation. Holla at the G and J section. #wemadeit http://t.co/YRqJxR5gqE

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9 years

Fun fact: Elevators are the leading cause of awkward silence

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8 years

Some people might say spending a Friday night driving around playing #PokemonGO isn't cool... Those people would be wrong

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7 years

Current mood after first couple days of classes

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8 years

You know it's too damn hot outside when your phone peaces out

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8 years

Goals

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10 years

Super fun couple of days getting to work with acting royalty - #SirBenKingsley on the set of #NATM3 http://t.co/YxPAZY0UAQ

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9 years

Very stoked to be skydiving for my bday. If you don't hear from me afterwards, it's been a great run, guys. Keep it real

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8 years

New Year Resolution #254 : Put on 100 pounds of raw muscle.

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8 years

Just ran up to my car right as this parking patrol dude was writing a ticket. He let me go. Thanks for being you, random parking patrol dude

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8 years

Guys.... #chipotle just got rewards cards... I've never been more overwhelmed by positive emotions in my life. This is really big

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10 years

Another solid day on the set of #NATM3 with Mama Bear. http://t.co/1sazwZGdSt

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9 years

The triangle is an under appreciated instrument.

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10 years

Great, great night at the wrap party of #NATM3 . Shoutout at @PatrickGman . Good people, good vibes, good times http://t.co/X1N3wVqN9A

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8 years

Thanks for all the awesome bday wishes everybody. I cherish each and every one of ya

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9 years

My ma just made herself a bowl of ice cream and said, "YOLO." What is life right now

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8 years

Monday had me like:

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9 years

Hakuna Matata http://t.co/5c55MPx2Qd

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9 years

I would pay good money to see Shaq ride a penny board.

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9 years

THE LAKERS ARE PLAYING GOOD BASKETBALL THANK YOU JESUS THANK YOU JEWISH GOD THANK YOU TOM CRUISE

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8 years

The day I have an encounter with an airline that doesnt result in me wanting 2 punch a baby turtle in the face, I will literally eat my foot

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10 years

S'GO TROJANS with the Bear Jew - @ben_e_hard http://t.co/67h0sao5AB

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9 years

You know you're an adult when you get stoked about getting a Ralph's card. #FiscalResponsibility #SavingMoneyOnProduceGetsMeHyped

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9 years

Headed to Costa Rica for a week of surfing, shenanigans, and all-around great vibes with my pa. Everyone take care of America while I'm gone

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9 years

So stoked #NightAtTheMuseum is in theaters tonight! I definitely advise everyone who likes awesome movies to see it. Tell me what you think

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8 years

Ok, either I'm getting fatter or chipotle bowls are getting smaller. #ImTryingToMakeGainsChipotle

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9 years

Very, very stoked for the #VacationMovie premier tonight! Great vibes all around. #WaaayyUpIFeelBlessed #HopeThere 'sGoodFoodAtTheAfterParty

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9 years

Pretty sure I just hit poison oak with my face mountain biking. That's healthy, yeah? "Some poison oak to the face keeps the doctor away"?

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8 years

So stoked to be joining the cast of one of my favorite projects of all time. YEW!! #wethotamericansummer #netflix

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Mom: Skyler, you can't eat Taco Bell at 10:30 in the morning. Me: Well not with that attitude, you can't

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BASKETBALL IS BACK, BABY. LET'S GOOOOO. WHO'S HYPED? I'M HYPED

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10 years

Mondays are the worst. #workinghard http://t.co/BDw7blLfcz

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9 years

To watch all 13 episodes of the new season of "House of Cards" in one day or to space it out like a normal person?That is the question.

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@brennacohlmeyer I'm not looking to start a family just yet, but I appreciate the thought

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10 years

When you grow up, do your KIDneys become ADULTneys? #I 'llBeHereAllWeek

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8 years

Really, really excited to be a part of the hilarious new #netflix series #SantaClaritaDiet #DoIGetFreeNetflixNow ?

Skyler Gisondo Cast In ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ Netflix Comedy Series

Skyler Gisondo has booked a series regular role opposite Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant in Netflix comedy Santa Clarita Diet.

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Don't worry, Kobes. I, the #WhiteMamba , will carry on the Mamba legacy for us. Lakers, peep me in the draft. #JustMambaThings #MambaDay

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We go hard on the stunts http://t.co/WatRs3rtYK

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