New year new reel!
My name is Skiff and I want to cast your game/event! Any game, new or old, I can bring the hype and entertain your audiences. Please feel free to DM me here or use the email in the video.
RT greatly appreciated!
Youtube link to full reel below!
Yeah, twitter is dying
The government hates us
Reddit is leaving
The aliens are contacting us
WE MIGHT BE ALONE
IT MIGHT JUST BE YOU AND ME
BUT THATS OK BECAUSE DO YOU REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?!
Like I'm not gonna praise Ally here. He got his story out once and as far as I'm concerned he kept to himself and kept it moving. But man, watching Zero take a fat L like this to humble his fat ego is excellent.
Bro, Coney is SPITTING with his new video. I've been screaming about how we don't change any rules/stagelists and the people who refuse to allow changes are also the same people complaining about the current meta.
Ultimate is the slowest it's ever been. We can fix that.
Also, the fact that Onin's mom asked him to quit smash bros because of this stuff is ridiculous. Thats so insane that a parent fears for their child because this community is that goddamn toxic. Like, grow up and go outside. This is a VIDEO GAME.
If you thinks the Event Organziers don't know, haven't seen the Twitter Circle tweet, or that Discord message you are in for a rude awakening. Not only do they know, but everyone in the industry they work with knows.
The worst thing you can do is burn bridges so check any egos
Smash isn't dying. You just really hate Steve. I've been told the game is dying for awhile now and we just had one of the largest ultimate tournaments.
If you want Steve banned either stop attending events or pick him up as well. Be part of the problem.
Hope Port is going to reimburse Maister or do something for him. Because this is not a good look. I know the security guard isn't part of the tournament staff but this type of stuff leaves a bad taste in peoples mouths.
If you claim to have separated yourself from the smash community but tweet out "I'm glad I'm not part of the smash community anymore" every so often, youre literally just looking for attention. ESPECIALLY from people within the community. Which makes you part of the community.
Watched the Ken vs Dabuz set?
Here is what you missed:
Ddee got his driver's license
The edible kicked in
Super Smash Con 2024 has officially started
She took the kids
HARD TRUTH: No caster is entitled to comm spots and not everyone can "get their shot" or grow. We are oversaturated as is with high level casters, nevermind top level. If you arent TK/EE/Coney/Vikki/Haz/Max/Charles/Bam/Rod/etc you will probably never get a top 8 spot. Exceptions
Rankings have rotted so many smash players mentality and egos. Ive spoken to too many people who want to work on new characters but don't at their locals because they don't want a 2-2er bragging they got a win. So many people become stagnant because they're scared of losing.
Siri, how do we convince smash players to start playing other platform fighters created by companies who will give back to the community more?
Games like Brawlhalla, Rushdown Revolt, MVS, Rivals, etc deserve so much more love and attention.
The reason beef in smash doesn't work the same anymore is because you've always got 10000 nobodies involving themselves trying to get a dunk in for twitter likes.
It's never 2 people beefing over smash anymore.
Someone who applied for coinbox comms said they wanna cast with "Japanese Baseball Legend Shohei Ohtani and convicted fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried"
And their strengths as a caster include "Knowledge of financial crimes and financial fraud as well as Japanese baseball players"
@Mystearicaa
Not here to dunk on you but "okay to hang outside of smash" is a weird mentality to take. Things don't stop being the way they are because smash is no longer involved.
But more importantly, what is this "information" you have?
@Technicals_
It’s never been about what actually happened but who they want to be innocent or guilty. Bias community, bias figureheads, corrupt system.
Sparg0 undisputed
#1
in the world. I do not want to hear anything else.
But I feel like Acola has a mental block vs Sparg0 and once he figures it out we'll get some of the greatest sets ever.
People are FUMING about this decision but it makes sense. It was a qualifier spot, why would it go to vote ins?
More importantly, WHY ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THIS? Get a job.
The open spot for Ultimate Summit 6 will be determined by a Best of 5 set between Lui$ and Skyjay after Squad Strike tomorrow.
Both of them were runners up for qualifying spots at Mainstage and Collision respectively, and were already planning on attending as VIPs.
@spuuky
These are the same people who got upset that Rage Against the Machine "went woke and political" when they made a statement about abortion rights at a concert. You can't reason with them.
Local
Regional
Major
Super Major
We don't need any other names. If I cal an event any of these names and you try telling me "super regional" "national" etc, I will stop talking to you because you care too much about these things.
Got in to my lyft today.
"Hold on, are you skifftalks on twitter?"
"Uh, yeah, hi"
"I saw what you said about Edelgard. Get the fuck out of my car."
Yeah. I'm an Uber guy now.
As someone who served, this shit is just blatantly wrong. If you served for the rights of some, but not all, you're not a real veteran. Do not claim you fought to defend freedom. Because that simply isn't true. All of these "patriots" don't even understand what that means anymore
Not one American soldier fought and bled for this flag. Not one American taxpayer paid taxes to the government of this flag. Not one law has been passed under a government elected under under this flag. The ideological coup is complete.
For Ult players who may not know, Roy isn't bad the way we view bad in ult. Where characters have big flaws but still work as intended.
In melee, Roy is ACTUALLY broken. He does not work sometimes.