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Shirish Kunder

@ShirishKunder

4 years

Maut ke baad chaar log aate hain kandha dene Zinda rehte aate, toh ek hi kaafi tha.

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4 years

It's unfair to compare our media with vultures. The vultures will at least wait till you're dead.

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4 years

Kho-Kho is a true Indian sport. Everyone passes on their responsibility to someone else and then sits on their ass.

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6 years

Hopefully, someday we will realise that other people's deaths are not an opportunity to post our pictures with them.

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4 years

If they could defend their hero with his qualities, they wouldn't need to abuse you.

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4 years

Not all media is dead. Some of them still report the correct day and date.

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5 years

If you want everyone to say nice things about you, wait till you are dead.

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7 years

Depends on which festival is next. Last month, they were Christians.

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4 years

A majority doesn't necessarily mean they're right. It could just be that all the idiots are on the same side.

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If you want everyone to say good things about you, wait till you are dead.

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6 years

Trolls are faceless cowards who attack you through fake accounts. But the real spineless cowards are the media houses who attack you through these faceless cowards by writing articles about what they're saying about you.

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Shirish Kunder

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4 years

People attack you only when you have something that they wish they had.

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5 years

If they could defend their leader with his merits, they wouldn't need to abuse you.

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Sell something they can see, and people will ask a thousand questions. Sell something they can't see, and people will buy it blindly.

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5 years

Idiots can be identified by whose fan they are.

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4 years

When you're punished for honesty, you learn to lie.

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Shirish Kunder

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6 years

The honest only have to make one mistake to be crucified. The corrupt only have to do one good deed to be worshipped.

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6 years

Watch #Padmaavat in 3D. But if the battle sequences appear a bit too realistic, immediately remove your 3D glasses and check. It may actually be happening in the theatre. Stay safe 🙏

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7 years

Gold & Silver at the Judo tournament today! Mhaari chhoriyaan chhoron se kum hain ke?

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5 years

People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.

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5 years

Physical beauty is no achievement to be proud of. It's just a lottery you have won.

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6 years

Never marry a woman who's won debate competitions.

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5 years

Never show a mirror to an idiot. He will blame you for what he sees in it.

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6 years

Remember the good old days - when those who robbed banks were called "robbers" and "bandits". Now they're called "industrialists" and "billionaires".

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4 years

When people lose all hope in their own prosperity, they begin to find happiness in other people's downfall.

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5 years

How to spot a vegetarian? You don't have to. They will come and tell you themselves.

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7 years

There are two kinds of political leaders: those who focus on the next election, and those who focus on the next generation.

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6 years

Happy Birthday Dear Wifey, @TheFarahKhan ❤️ Nothing better than marrying someone who will always make you smile. Sometimes on purpose.

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6 years

Never show a mirror to an idiot. He will blame you for what he sees in it.

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6 years

Any fool can lead people to hate. It takes great character to lead them to love. Happy 69th Republic Day! #RepublicDay #Republicday2018

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6 years

People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.

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5 years

If you want everyone to say nice things about you, wait till you are dead.

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5 years

Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.

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7 years

Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate the destruction of others.

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6 years

When you're punished for honesty, you learn to lie.

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5 years

The good only has to make one mistake to be crucified. The bad only has to do one good deed to be worshipped.

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5 years

My first film! #13YearsOfJaanEMann

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6 years

Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.

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5 years

Hate is bad business. You invest a lot of energy for no returns.

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7 years

I'll never understand why some people show off their new phone. Sent from my iPhone X

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5 years

People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.

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6 years

Idiots can be identified by whose fan they are.

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5 years

The words of the wise will be silenced by the aggression of fools.

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5 years

Idiots never care about being right or wrong. Their only interest is in engaging you in an argument.

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6 years

Three stages of life: 1. You have time, but no money 2. You have money, but no time 3. You have time and money, but no health to make use of it.

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5 years

In an argument between fools, whoever shouts the loudest, wins.

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Shirish Kunder

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3 years

My first film #JaanEMann turns 15 today! Gratitude to #SajidNadiadwala , @BeingSalmanKhan , @akshaykumar , @realpreityzinta , @WardaNadiadwala , @NGEMovies and the entire team🙏 #15YearsOfJaanEMann

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In a fight between two people, the biggest idiot is the one who takes sides.

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7 years

Any fool can lead people to hate. It takes great character to lead them to love.

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6 years

The greatest test of leadership skills is trying to get all your family members to agree on one restaurant.

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5 years

The only thing worse than making a mistake is defending it.

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6 years

People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.

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4 years

This mask could save millions of lives.

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5 years

The words of the wise will be silenced by the aggression of fools.

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7 years

3 stages of life: 1. You have time, but no money 2. You have money, but no time 3. You have time and money, but no health to make use of it.

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4 years

People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.

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4 years

#14YearsOfJaanEMann - my first film as a Director. Heavily criticised when released. Started getting some love after ten years when La La Land released. Hoping history will be kinder. For those who might have missed this film, it's now streaming on Amazon and Netflix.

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6 years

People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.

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4 years

Being born privileged is no achievement to be proud of. You have just won a lottery.

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6 years

Time belongs to everyone. Just at different times.

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4 years

Don't bother fighting with fools. They eventually destroy themselves.

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5 years

Hate leaves a scar no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal.

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8 years

A true patriot is loyal to his country, not its government.

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6 years

To those who don't have a mind of their own, there's no difference between democracy and dictatorship.

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7 years

Avoid people to whom you have to constantly justify yourself. They are energy drainers.

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6 years

Never underestimate yourself. Others will do that for you.

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7 years

I fear North Korea may finish of all their missiles in just testing.

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5 years

Christmas is celebrated to remember the birth of Jesus Christ. But what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Christmas? Jesus Christ or Santa Claus? That's the 'Power of Marketing'! #MerryChrismas

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6 years

Your best weapon against a fool is his arrogance.

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7 years

The last time I smiled for a photograph:

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7 years

The best film reviewer of our times! Our reviewers must learn the art of film reviewing from this gentleman. Legend 🙏

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6 years

If you like talking to people, but don't want them to speak, become a Dentist.

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A pencil is only a pen with commitment issues.

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Religious scriptures are the longest 'Terms & Conditions' that so many people 'Agree' to without knowing why.

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Time is your spokesperson. It will answer everything.

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My kids treat me like God. They think of me only when they want something.

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Lowering your standards won't make your battles easier. You will only be fighting with dirtier people.

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Everyone is chasing someone who doesn't want them and ignoring the ones who are there for them.

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4 years

Steal a million rupees from one person, and you're a thief. Steal one rupee from a million people, and you're a politician.

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8 years

#NiceAttack If all the powers in the world come together, they can easily end terrorism. But they won't. Because...

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There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing.

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6 years

Nothing more frustrating than being able to see through an evil person, while everyone else is blind to it.

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When you're punished for honesty, you learn to lie.

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7 years

The biggest threat to any democracy is its uneducated, willfully ignorant and uninformed people.

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Time doesn't heal anything. The pain just becomes a part of you.

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7 years

After three years of hard work, dedication, and persistence, I've finally completed my first novel. Will read my second one soon.

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7 years

Non-vegetarians never impose their food habits on anyone, because their food is too delicious to share. #Fact

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6 years

Idiots are like water. They occupy most of the Earth.

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4 years

Never fight with a shameless person. You cannot win against someone who has nothing to lose.

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Avoid people to whom you've to constantly justify yourself. They are energy vampires.

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6 years

Love marriage always happens on an impulse. Like suicide. Whereas, Arranged marriage is well-thought-out and executed. Like assassination.

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7 years

Secret to Happiness: Never compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to your previous versions.

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6 years

When you abuse back to an abusive idiot, you're doing him a favour by acknowledging his existence.

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5 years

When there's weight in your words, you don't have to raise your voice.

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First love is not entirely useless. You can recycle them as passwords.

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Once you accept you're ugly, there's no pressure.

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4 years

Love marriage always happens on an impulse. Like suicide. Arranged marriage is well-planned and executed. Like assassination.

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Fear is a weapon used by bullies who fail to command your respect.

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Almost everyone wants to get even with those who have harmed them. Hardly anyone wants to get even with those who have helped them.

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