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It is a waste of time, pen and paper to bother writing a book on me. To think you know me, is the greatest deception of the century.

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Joined March 2013
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@ShedyBongo
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My wish is to experience the blessings of the Lord that makes one rich and adds no sorrow.
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@ShedyBongo
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At age 20, you dey use iPhone 12. Which kind work you dey do?
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Those wey wan teach Obi/LP lesson next month dey queue for fuel
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Ordinary horror movie Nollywood cannot act... Must the demon laugh?🙄
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@ShedyBongo
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As long as twitter remains banned, no app by Nigerian govt should be on Playstore. Agree❔
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Women will ask for your advice before they go ahead and do what you adviced them not to do.
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@ShedyBongo
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So Rihanna don carry belle for ASAP Rocky... Na wetin Chris Brown and Drake been no fit do 🤔
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Ngl, i really love this Perfect for plain trousers
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@ShedyBongo
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After 1999, God created very disrespectful sets of children 🤣
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"School na scam" "Who school help" Dem ask you "Can I meet you?" you say "No, I'm in Lagos state" 😏
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What do y'all gain from eating Ogbono soup? 🤦
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Before you cut people off, please return the money that you owe.
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From trenches to village. Mr. Bayo, well done o 😁
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I don't like meeting someone I know inside keke, the tension of who will pay for who is always high
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Gift, come and carry your package at Peace Mass Transit motor park. it has arrived. 🏃
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Nigerian witches will appear and start laughing. I wonder what's funny😏
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Na quality home training and the fear of God make some of us no venture into yahoo and other social vices.
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Treating people right is better than posting Bible verses that you don't practice 👌
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Dear future wife, As you're sleeping with married men, they'll sleep with me too when we get married o. Let me warn you
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How do you know when a lady truly loves you?
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Stop putting your hope on relatives if you want to go far in life
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If I knew Twitter was this interesting, I wouldn't have abandoned it since 2013
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From cryptocurrency to crypto-coochie😏
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Unrelated but Mummy G.O looks like Taoma 😹
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Somebody said "if you no dey gym, you no go fit play AFCON o" 😁
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@ShedyBongo
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They relied on social media (Twitter) to get to power. This time, we'll use the same media to send them packing. 💪
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Those of you who eat bread 🥪 with stew, what exactly is your aim in life❔🤔
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If Russia 🇷🇺 dares Nigeria 🇳🇬, we have so many Pastors and Imams that can use prayers to confront them.
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@ShedyBongo
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Some people think if they stop engaging our tweets we will stop tweeting. We used to write homework and still not take it for marking.
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What exactly do you gain from smoking weed? 🤔
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I have a ask: Why do ladies endure the poverty of their parents but can't endure the poverty of their boyfriend/husband?
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Twitter don make me forget my change with this keke rider 😳
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What's that one thing you love that you can never outgrow no matter your age?
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Talk to God, na only Him no dey screenshot chats.
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Male or female lecturer, which do you prefer and why? 🤔
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Na cruise help some of us this year if not depression for don kill us
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Guys, did you finally date that girl that was forming too hard to get? How did it go?
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Somebody's son will never find you if you're rude. Go fix your bad attitude and stop deceiving yourself
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If your phone ain't ringing when you're broke, remember not to pick calls when you're winning.
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What attracted you to your current partner?
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Why are seasoning cubes so hard fgs 😢.... I can't be struggling to make ends meets and also struggle to crush seasoning cube whenever I'm cooking
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A friend who becomes an enemy after a little misunderstanding has been an enemy all along. They were just pretending.
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I'll never leave this app 😂
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When side chick insist on taking photo with you but you serve a living God
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So because its your birthday, you're showing the world your breast 🙄 When will you change?
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If they have Affiliate Marketing on their bio🚩🚩🚩
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May we not have reason to pronounce "HAUWEI" in public🙈
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Dear Lord 🤲🏽, in the process of looking for more, don't make us lose it all.
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I want to go back to my village. Nigeria isn't safe anymore 😢
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The spirit of "minding your business" please possess me this year.
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Dem don break relationship counsellor heart
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When money stops being the issue, may our health not fail us
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@ShedyBongo
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No matter how cash trapped or stranded I am, I'll never patronise a POS point. I'm saying this in light of the high number of fraud cases been reported daily by victims.
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Have confidence, not ego. Search for love, not lust. Be classy, not trashy.
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This AFCON "Man of the Match" award plaque be like say na welder construct am o
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"Cultist this, Cultist that" please say something else 😡
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No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned and earned through experience.
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My God, there is no me without you 🙌🏾
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No matter how bad they paint you, you'll still be admired by those who know you well
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You have the solution to all the problems when they’re not yours
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All these Corpers be feeling like they've made in it life 😏
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Dear black people, the top of the refrigerator is not a shelf.
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I never flex life, World War wan start. Russia 🇷🇺 no show love o 😡
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No promise wetin you no go fit afford cuz of Valentine o
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No be say we no sabi cook, na to overcome that small voice wey dey compel us to add more salt/seasoning be the problem
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Settle your quarrel with your partner, beg them if you have to. Don't listen to your friends that masturbate.
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If you're a Nigerian and you have made it to this month of April, you're a SURVIVOR Congratulations 🎊 🎉
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Can't wait to start earning big and living my best life
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Cheers🥂 to us who accept our home situation and never compare ourselves to others.
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You don't know what God has done for you if you have relatives and friends working at filling station😊
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Na Mummy G.O teachings I wan dey follow this year☺️
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Marriages worked better until they started teaching marriage in seminars, workshops, and marker boards, with fried English.
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If as a Nigerian, a Hausa man has not mistakenly called you before then something is wrong with you.
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Those who think they are always right, learn nothing from life.
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I don't know who needs to hear this; Stop messing with your display name and avi if you're looking for engagements.
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Dear guys, Sex is not a Christmas gift. Don't be cheap. If she doesn't give you something of financial value this season, dump her!
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@Kory_Babatope @Abdoulone_ib Car: Damaged beyond repair You: Saved by grace It can only be God 🙏🙏
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Going out and coming back home safely in Nigeria is a big win.
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See Egypt wey Nigeria beat first game don enter AFCON2021 finals Life lesson: No just dey give up after first round... How you take understand this depends on how you dey see life. I come in peace😂
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If you want to know what God's plan is for your life, do something! God works through a busy person.
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@ShedyBongo
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As I dey engaged your tweets, try dey return same energy so we fit grow together 🙏
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If it's meant to stay, let it stay. If not, let it go!
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@ShedyBongo
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How did you tell your parents you want to marry? And what was their reaction?
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She told me her story, I listened now she wants to bill me 😊
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If you spoil your children when they are young, they will ruin your life when you are old. Love without discipline is blatant child abuse.
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No be to dey post "up and grateful" every morning. Hope you dey pray?🤔
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Finally Tunisia don comot for AFCON, I can now sleep 😂
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Nigerian girls have developed thick skull 💀 for punchlines... To convince them, you have to show financial workings Sigh! 🤦‍♂️
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No be everybody go make am sha... Just dey contented with the little wey you get
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Fuel ⛽ pump attendants be acting like they've made it in life
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A day is too much for God to do what no man can do.
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Nobody wants to know you when it's bitter. They only want to know you when it's better
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Life na dice🎲... Oga if you no hustle, na that Ludo you go play till you die
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Omo thank God for Prepaid meter o😔... How I wan take pay for light wey I no enjoy?
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Gaining experience is daily, no one has known it all!
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If you distance yourself from me because of rumours, you have to stay there even when the truth comes out.
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Life after NYSC hard abeg😢
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Which bills do you hate paying the most?
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What can an U23 girl possibly do for me? 🙄
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