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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

6 years

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? 🤔

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2 months

@SpencerHort_ I though you were going to say… “I promise to put one of these in every home in America!”

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

I told my wife she should just embrace her mistakes, so... She hugged me.

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4 years

False advertising.

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6 years

This dad of 5 girls feels that boys should have to experience FULL-ON PERIODS and CRAMPS for at least 12 months! 👊🏻 #theyhavenoidea

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Shaun McKnight

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3 years

Congrats to my Brook Trout & Bailey Button @BrookAndBailey ! 🎉👩‍🎓👩‍🎓 #SicEm #BaylorGrad

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Facebook was listening... She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I love how my girls look out for each other! If I’ve done anything right... it was marrying their awesome mother who has raised such wonderful young women! ❤️

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6 years

I was feeling especially lonely this holiday so @baileymcknight went out of her way to plan little surprises throughout my day so I always knew I was loved!❤️

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I wonder if when Jay-Z got engaged to his wife... did he call her his “Feyonce”? 😂

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Shaun McKnight

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5 months

The Rams staff saw talent where no other team staff could. Just watch this draft day reasoning on the Puka Nacua 5th round pick and see! 🤩 They knew they had a gold mine!

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Shaun McKnight

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3 years

Last day of COLLEGE vs 1st day of Kindergarten @BrookAndBailey #SicEm

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

To the teenager who flipped me off for honking at you, you left your iPhone on top of your car!😂

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Had to give my girls a goodnight laugh! 😂 @BrookAndBailey @KamriNoel

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Brooklyn is bringing like 8-10 college friends home for the long holiday weekend! The McKnight Hotel is officially OPEN!

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Shaun McKnight

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7 years

When I die, I hope it is by choking on a gummy bear... so that my kids can put "Killed by a bear" on my headstone! 🐻

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

When you realize that the amazing women you are surrounded by are smarter any men you know! 👊🏻🧠

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Shaun McKnight

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4 years

Looks like Microsoft Excel has Stories now as well??? 😂

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6 years

Today is Prom... meaning I will PROMptly shame any boy who doesn’t respect or take care of my girls!😉😂 #mindthecurfew #lookbutdonttouch

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Took Daxton to visit @NASA in Houston for his birthday! He was in heaven! #brotrip

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

At the airport next to a young Nicaraguan immigrant family on their way to Miami for their immigration hearing. What do Rylan and I do? We give their kids toys! #clamourcon2019

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

I believe the US Women’s soccer team should get MORE pay than the men’s team, simply because women’s soccer brings in MORE annual revenue! Simple math, folks. #WomensWorldCup2019

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.

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Shaun McKnight

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4 years

We are so proud of our @kamrinoel and her fellow #2020 graduates everywhere for their willingness to see the silver lining of an abnormally challenging Senior year. Today was absolutely the most memorable graduation ceremony we’ve ever attended!

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Shaun McKnight

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7 years

I just saw this sign on @KamriNoel ’s bedroom door! 😂 #candywasmissing

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

My friend David lost his ID. Now he’s just Dav.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

When like 12 Majestics girls beg you with “Pretty pleases” and puppy dog eyes to supply their Show Week staging room with contraband treats, YOU DELIVER!🙌🏻

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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

3 years

When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Can Mindy and I just adopt all of you?

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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6 years

So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the kids have been taken out, the trash has been fed, the clothes are in the oven... Daddy’s work at home is done! 👏🏻🙌🏻

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I miss my Brook Trout and Bailey Button! 😢

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Shaun McKnight

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4 years

Just sayin’...

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Shaun McKnight

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3 years

The BYU student section @byuROC single-handedly pinned ASU against its goal line! I don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen before! #BYUvsASU

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6 years

Bailey: “Dad, did you get a haircut?” Me: “No, I got them all cut.”

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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

5 years

Oh, btw @brookAndBailey , the book I gave you for Christmas must be returned to the library next week.

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5 years

Alexa... raise the kids.

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5 years

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ-pǝddıןɟ ʇob ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sı sıɥʇ 'ʍoN

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Every Sunday, without fail, Paisley has to sit right next to me at Church!😍

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner.

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Shaun McKnight

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@JJWatt Taken in Paris, TX by my good friend @taylorehat . We chased cloud clearings in TX and OK for 5hrs to get that shot.

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Shaun McKnight

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4 years

Planning our Spring Break. Looking at the map below, where should we go?

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Just walked by the family room and saw this! ❤️🎶 #ilovethem

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

When your kids try to pre-empt mom’s potential negative response to their messy room this AM! 😂 #nicetry

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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

5 years

Texting for old folks like me... BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth FWIW: Forgetting Where I Was BFF: Best Friend Fell IMHAO: Is My Hearing Aid On? BTW: Bring the Wheelchair TTYL: Talk To You Louder LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out ROFLACGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up

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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

5 years

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes... and now i have heinzsight!😂

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Shaun McKnight

@ShaunMcKnight

6 years

I really want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can actually reflect on and really see myself doing.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Paisley accidentally hit me in the head today with a can of Diet Coke. I’m OK tho because it was a soft drink! 😂

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

I just want everyone to know that our @BrookAndBailey were accepted into @Baylor with half-tuition scholarships legitimately. #didntneedstanford

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

My kids say I’m using the phrase “slide into their DM’s” all wrong and I’m all over here like...

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6 years

Kamri asked me to pick her up at school today. So I did. She must have been embarrassed because she asked me to put her down.

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6 years

Bread 🍞 is like the sun ☀️... It rises in the yeast, And sets in the waist! 😂

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6 years

Whenever i am missing my girls, i can always stop at @jcpenney ! @BrookAndBailey

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6 years

Still trying to figure out why @BrookAndBailey didn’t want me to go Prom dress shopping with them! 🤔😂

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7 years

Go ahead and stop by our house when trick-or-treating on #Halloween ... I DARE you! 😂

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6 years

Kids these days won’t understand this, but it took me TEN YEARS to watch every episode of Friends!

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6 months

How can you not love this guy? 🤩 Puka Nacua plans on working with the BYU wide receivers this summer.

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5 years

@BrookAndBailey Sometimes half MY camera roll is of your ugly selfies😂 #thankyoumuch

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6 years

Who’s negotiating hard for us to get a foreign exchange student? Yep, @KamriNoel !

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6 years

Sitting on a bus full of Top YouTubers, and Jake Paul takes over the aux!

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6 years

Took Daxton to LA to see the Endeavor Space Shuttle. 🚀 He really wants to be an astronaut!

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6 years

Do you want to know what really makes my day??? The Earth’s rotation. 🌎

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6 years

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it in the house. So we went and got some tacos. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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7 years

If you really want to mess with your kids, tell 'em that their teacher called today, then ask... "Is there anything you need to tell me?" 😳

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Majestics Show night 1 is in the books! TWO MORE TO GO! 👯‍♀️ #tapdance

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5 years

. @Oreo Oreoimos Oreoes Oreoís Oreoe Oreoen

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2 years

Chase Roberts. Period. #BYUvsBaylor

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6 years

Me (Driving minivan in 2010): Rylan, what are you thinking about? Rylan (age 5, pondering out the window): Boogers are like... NOSE POO. 👃🏻💩 🤣🤣🤣

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Hardest part about being a dad??? Holding back tears when you take a moment and see how AMAZING your kids are!

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6 months

@parcel_gary I can’t understand this. I always make sure that I’m the last to put food on my plate, because I want to be sure everyone in my family, especially my wife, has plenty to eat. Then we eat together. Because togetherness is the whole point of families. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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6 years

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but, you know... catscan.

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6 years

Many of you don’t know this, but Mindy @CuteGirlHair was a waitress when we were first married.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Even though my report card read ABBA, decent grades, no college would Take a Chance on Me.

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6 years

#LifeHack You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile based solely on whether it sees you later or in a while. 🙃

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I’m “ALL IN” for @BrookAndBailey ’s Daddy-Daughter dance during their majestic’s show this Spring! 🤓 #publichumiliationrocks

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Shaun McKnight

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3 years

My little girl is getting married! ❤️

Brooklyn and Bailey

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3 years

I said YES to my forever💍

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Shaun McKnight

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7 years

A stranger at Walmart coughed on me yesterday, so I’ve probably only got two, maybe three, days to live... TOPS! 😂

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Shaun McKnight

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1 year

@Super70sSports Nothing like blistering the roof of your mouth, then washing the pizza down with icy cold root beer in those red plastic frosted glasses!

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Sometimes late at night in bed, I wonder what life choices do I have to make to be the guy who says 'yeah' in the background of hip-hop songs.

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

How do you spell candy with only two letters? C and Y #dadjokes

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5 years

One day I’m going to judge a spelling bee. I’ll ask one of the kids to spell the word “there”. When they ask for it to be used in a sentence, I’ll say.... “Their car is parked over there and they’re late.”

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

Relationships are a lot like ALGEBRA... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? 🤔

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Just watched a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into a house next door, so I asked what they were up to... They said it was "Narnia business".

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Nearly 1/4 million NEW scrunchies delivered to our office this week! 😱

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1 year

@Super70sSports And our parents only took us there because we had one of these! 😂

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6 years

The most DEPRESSING stat ever??? 1/7th of your life is spent in Monday’s.

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6 years

Years ago, plastic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. But today, if you talk about botox... nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

My daughter @rylanoliviam accused me of being immature, so... I kicked her out of my my pillow and blanket fort.

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro on it... that’s a total rip off! 🙃

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

And there are like 20 girls at my house getting ready for the dance! #iclaimthemall

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Shaun McKnight

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3 years

This kid speaks universal truth!😂

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

One way to find out if you’re old, is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they 😂, you’re young. If they 😱, you’re old.

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Shaun McKnight

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5 years

How is it that I have 2 kids in university and STILL have littles who wake us up at 6am on Saturday mornings?

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

Why the Good Lord entrusted us with 6 kids, keeping them alive all these years, when every houseplant we’ve ever owned has died within 3 months, is beyond me!

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Shaun McKnight

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6 years

I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig It digs They dig This is such a deep poem.

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