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@Shane_Monster

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Based on the novel Push by Sapphire | NYC • Gay • Sarcastic • Pop Girlie • Dog Dad

Joined February 2011
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1 year
Hi new followers, let’s have fun
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4 months
It finally happened, a guy in the sauna repeatedly flashed his big c*** at me
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1 year
POV: you’re the 80 year old man who sat next to me in the sauna to fill out his monthly planner
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
The clothing optional beach is apparently not the place to work on my speedo lines
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9 months
Feeling ~crispy~
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@Shane_Monster
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11 months
Update, I’m going out
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11 months
Hmmm do I want to go out dancing tonight? 🕺🏼🪩
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
This Barbie cried lol
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@Shane_Monster
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1 year
Instagram didn’t appreciate this view enough, maybe Twitter will
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Listen, you don’t even have to give me 1 margarita. I’m ready to go
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
It’s going well
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Looking?
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@Shane_Monster
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8 months
The gay flight attendant is over-serving me, but I’m here for it
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@Shane_Monster
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7 months
The best girl
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
Got ready for a date in 20 minutes, pls clap
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@Shane_Monster
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4 months
Real feel 13°…you won’t catch me leaving my couch for the foreseeable future
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10 months
Seeing it again, because this Barbie is always ready for round two 😉
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@Shane_Monster
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7 months
Installed a new shower head for a man today, while naked, perhaps being a naked handy man is my new calling
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
Brave of me to post a thirst trap after every one has already hit their rate limit, but happy Monday 😘
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Feeling rowdy
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Someone made a mess on this locker room mirror
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10 months
Psychedelic switch
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
I don’t remember this, no bathroom mirror is safe I fear
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Friday’s forecast, cloudy with a chance of balls
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@Shane_Monster
Shane
6 months
I am still thinking about this blood orange lemonade, slapped hard
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@Shane_Monster
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8 months
It’s cuddle weather
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@Shane_Monster
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10 months
The Amtrak from NYC to Philly should be 30 minutes TOPS
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@Shane_Monster
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8 months
Forgot to post this pic from Barry’s Berlin, so I’m fixing that
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@Shane_Monster
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1 year
This vacation is gagging me
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@Shane_Monster
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9 months
Getting that morning sun
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11 months
Solar Power top
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1 year
I got a haircut (gay). How’d my barber do?
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1 month
Didn’t see the eclipse, but did potentially get a sunburn
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10 months
Got a haircut and baked in the sun. I’m ready for the mf weekend
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7 months
My boss called me back to work at 6pm, on a Friday
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11 months
I looked absolutely insane in most of them lol
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11 months
Just dropped off my disposable camera from Pride Weekend, can’t wait to see what I did
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10 months
Friday
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10 months
Went to a family party in Jersey today, I stayed exactly 62 minutes and stole the show
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10 months
Got called a toxic NYC gay and then burnt to a crisp on the beach
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7 months
Dragged my ass to the gym anyway, pls clap
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8 months
More tired after one day of work than I was after spending 10 hours in a club (pictured below)
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9 months
Buzzing it off, I’m in crisis
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10 months
(Taylor’s Version)
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11 months
Just worked out and my soul left my body halfway through sos
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10 months
I had a great hotdog yesterday
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9 months
What trouble am I getting into this Friday?
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5 months
Best friend got married, I wore a suit (and chapstick)
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11 months
Planet pride bound
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10 months
I am no longer on the beach
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5 months
I was naked within 10 minutes of arriving to the beach, so proud of me
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1 year
Can’t see but I think my arms are getting bigger
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9 months
Forgot my sunglasses and now I’m blind :(
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6 months
Kiss kiss
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9 months
I went to the gym at 6am, pls clap
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11 months
All the rumors are true, I joined Equinox
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11 months
My therapist had to cancel, so I did retail therapy instead 😬
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10 months
Taking a break from recipe testing to go to the gym
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10 months
Fam had to call and ask permission for me to wear a tank top to the CC because it’s all I packed
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10 months
I’m so Barbie coded
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6 months
Painting my apt in a jockstrap just to feel something
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