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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

9 months

It is unclear what motivates Ash Hamrick. All I know is that I probably wouldn’t trust her to dog-sit. Or pick me up from the airport.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

Collegiate volleyball starts this week, so the Collector is ensuring he has enough stock to meet demand. Some star hitters may be missing from your favorite team-rest assured they are (hopefully) transferring to a good home.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

9 months

Statistics have shown that nothing bad ever happens to cheerleaders tied up in warehouses, Madeline. Just relax and I’m sure this will all be over in a timely manner. (I am lying there are no statistics and the ransom call went directly to voicemail.)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

When a rich socialite AND a policeperson fall into your clutches, it’s hard to decide on just one way to deal with the problem. Fortunately for Madeline and Mona, they won’t have to choose. (Comm for @HanleyLex )

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

1 year

Becky Carter and Ash delved deep in to LlamTech HQ for Christmas 2020! Things go…Better than expected? Wild to think the first *big* Ash story is now 2 years old.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

It’s not FlavorOfTheMonthPosting if she’s no longer the FlavorOfTheMonth! (For real though. Buckets.Buckets for Marin Kitagawa🪣)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

“What’s the matter, Ash? I thought you LIKED this little number? At least, I figured that was why it showed up on your streams so often.” “Mmmph..” “Me? Oh, I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit. Even I have standards.” Liv raised her phone. “Now, smile bestie! You’re live.”

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“Unlock the collars, lest you be pulled back towards the razor sharp blades. Your instincts will tell you to do one thing, but I implore you to do this opposite. Unless your instincts tell you to go all in on taking out Nameless Drill Team Girl. Then go nuts.” #SAWTOBER #SAWV

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

At LlamTech, we like to think we give you PLENTY of warning before our security measures kick in. If the sirens and robots chasing you weren’t enough to get you to leave, it’s your own fault when the robot arms grab you. Let this be a lesson, Evellyn. (Comm for @HarryMasonX04 )

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

11 months

Nonon was ahead of the curve, pioneering the Squishmallow Pile™️ as a rallying symbol for feral women well before it would become popular. Nani sore, trailblazer. #jakuzure

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“HELLO ADRIANNE. Ash Hamrick believes she would survive these movies because she is ‘built different’. You believe you would survive because you have memorized the way to pass every single trap. You no doubt remember this one.” (SAW V-The Water Cube) #SAWTOBER #SAW

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

6 months

Ash’s mom, Anna, couldn’t be left out of all the Sunday cheerleader festivities. Throwback time. Get bent, Tennessee. My culture is not your costume.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

9 months

That ransom check might have gotten lost in the mail. Unfortunately, Madeline Morales’ captors are men of their word. Surely this wacky little mix-up can be resolved in 1-2 minutes! (Or 11 minutes and 34 seconds if Mads feels like breaking a world record for funsies.)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

9 months

Iggy keeps tabs on Ash’s wardrobe patterns. At least, the only part of it that seems to really change.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

Whoops sorry Spence-Sundays are also for Shibari

LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

Spencer knows Sundays are for tight shorts and goin’ fast. God bless. #raisehellpraisedale

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

9 months

Football is back! Madeline’s cheer-related woes are back! Surely this can not get any worse as the season presses on.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

6 months

The band is breaking up over “Artistic Differences”. Ash and Viper saw themselves as free. The band saw them as…incapacitated. (Cmm for LargeMetallicFellow)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

5 months

When Ash went to pick up Sara from the airport, she assumed the three hour wait at the arrivals gate was due to extensive customs questioning (after all, what kind of good friend ISN’T on a watchlist or two?) Ash failed to account for Liv Deckard’s propensity for being AWFUL.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Stay hydrated, my friends.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 months

Well, Ash-That’s What You Get for climbing over those Fences to rescue Hayley Williams from those crooks disguised as Warped Tour planners. Ain’t It Fun? You’re gonna be crushcrushcrush’d by what they’re gonna have to do next. Decode.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Adrianne was in a rush. Ash and Madeline are in a bind. Iggy is in his element. Daphne Season marches onward (and so does that wig)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

7 months

“Hello, Daphne. You have spent the last twenty years trying to shed the image of ‘damsel-in-distress’. I am offering you the chance to prove yourself. The key to the device you are wearing is inside your cellmate-one Scrappy-Doo. Make your choice.” #SAWTOBER #Daphne

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

You didn’t think I forgot about DAPHNE SEASON, did you? Ash didn’t. Iggy didn’t. I most certainly didn’t. The Age of Velma is over.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

May was NOT about to be forced to watch that applause-less recording of “Pokémon: LIVE!”, so she got the hell out of dodge.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“Hello @hojojutsutengu . You claim Calysta is your least favorite character. This line of thinking has lead you here. I’m giving you the chance to finally be rid of her, once and for all. Or will admit her importance and let Miyuri rescue her? The choice is yours.” #SAWTOBER

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

6 months

“‘Twas the night before Christmas And alone in the house A single creature was hoe’ing Shamelessly trying to arouse.” Not even Christmas can stop Liv Deckard from chasing that bag. We wish her a very pleasant [C O A L].

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

The many perils of Nameless Drill Team Gal ™️

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 months

The Collector loves his job. Some bulk shipments require more “paperwork” than others. Nameless Drill Team Girl, on the other hand? Open-and-shut missing person case. See? I’ve already forgotten she’s gone!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

7 months

“Hello, Rara. I want so badly to say ‘MISSION PHAILURE’ when I close this door, but it won’t sound anywhere near as cool. So with that, I leave you with a pleasant GAME OVER.” #SAWTOBER @GRayadaya18095

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Reason # 62301 I won’t be getting into robot heaven. I’m so sorry. #RougeTheBat

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Valentine from SkullGirls™️, my beloved. (Down bad and it’s terminal)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Pokémon Go to the Polls.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“Hello Ash, There is no tape for this one. In fact, I’m up in a booth on a microphone twenty feet away from you. It’s like a really twisted community theater dress rehearsal. Anyways, get to sawing that leg off lmao.” #SAWTOBER #SawX

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

1 year

Oh, sorry, Aidan. You’re not allowed in this part of the gym. That one guy lives there. We don’t know what he does, but we’re kinda too scared to go find out ourselves. (Anon Comm)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

LlamTech’s PN-700 models are programmed exclusively for violence and not much else. So game night is kept simple! Now is the ONE time Ash is hoping somebody whips out one of those boring tabletop games with a novel’s worth of rules that nobody ever wants to play.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

1 year

Changing your oil once does not make you a mechanic. Making dinner for yourself does not make you a chef. But you draw ONE sexually charged cartoon bat-

Anthony Pham

@Vertrucio

1 year

#AntiPortfolioDay day where you show case your absolute worst, most embarassing work Be careful what you wish for.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

5 months

It’s still unclear what [BUCKETHEAD]’s stand powers are. Sorry, Trish. I guess this is a bad time to find out he has no weaknesses? (You fool.)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

1 year

I’m starting to wonder how all these bad guys manage to force Madeline into her old cheer uniform. She hasn’t cheered since high school. It doesn’t add up. Are you keeping this thing in your purse, Madz? Is it just..Always neatly folded and visible when these guys break in?

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

11 months

HBD, @Hojojutsutengu . Here’s to another year of making you suffer If it helps, any sugar in this cake was replaced with Extreme Vanilla Whey Protein. It tastes horrible, and probably didn’t even bake properly-but it hopefully won’t clash with any dietary restrictions.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

“Damn, girl! The harder you squirm, the more these idiots throw money at you! If anything, we did you a favor. Working up a nice sweat?”

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

5 months

I’m late to the gloating game. Don’t worry Liv-just be glad you’re not a flatscreen TV during the annual Dallas Playoff Choke. This will never, EVER get old.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

10 months

Ever since a Ash was sent O-Girl costume, everything has been terrible. Her every move is narrated by yellow text boxes! Moreover, Acid pits/quicksand/sawmills are somehow an even more prevalent problem in her life than ever before, which honestly is saying something.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“Hello Celeste. I want play a game. The device you are wearing around your neck is lined with high-intensity l- Wait. No. It’s not that kind of game. This isn’t.. You’re making this weird. Please stop gyrating like that this is life or death.” #SAWTOBER @Purple_Para

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Traveling through small Texas towns with seedy sideshow attractions ALWAYS puts your volleyball team at risk of losing a player or two mysteriously. Interestingly enough, the winning team of the Big Tex bracket usually predicts the actual championship with 31% accuracy! Neat!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

“Hello Ash. Before you is a choice. You can only save one. On the right, Madeline Morales. On your left, is- Wait. You’re telling me you have no idea who this other girl is? The drill team one? *Sigh* Whatever. Make your choice. I don’t even care anymore.” #SAWTOBER

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Happy 53rd anniversary to irreparable damage to my psyche

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

8 months

Repostin’ amidst SAWTOBER madness because it’s NHL OPENING DAY, BAYBEEE.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

11 months

Summer means Summer Dress Madeline (one of THREE whole outfits she owns) (two more than Ash!)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

You see, *this* Daphne knows Kung-fu! So she’s NOT a damsel in distress! Good thinking, Madeline. Now put the fugggin wig on, Ash. #daphne

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

7 months

Liv Deckard knows what the people want. And what the people want is low-effort selfies in bunny outfits in an uncomfortably clean bathroom. They asked for that *specifically*.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

2 years

Nameless Drill Team Girl isn’t particularly good at a lot of things (besides whatever it is Drill Teams do, I guess)-but she conducts electricity VERY well! Good for her! Spooky!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond (Comms Closed)

@SecondLlama

1 year

Some requested variants to the Madeline/Amber pic, featuring U Montana/Montana State (Comm for Crosis278 on DA)

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