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British Eurovision apologist in Canada. All terrible opinions are my own. Derby County fan ⚫⚪ (29 he/him)

🇨🇦 BC, Canada
Joined February 2015
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Sean
29 days
I'm not feeling very united by music right now
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3 months
Their broadcaster's name is being written on missiles to kill children with, Jan.
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3 months
On the pages. Now, some of you will cancel me and I dont care. I am very glad Israel is in. They deserve to be in. They deserve the full support, unless many people screams out loud. They are very unjust and for this I see no tolerance. Especially at Eurovision.
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2 years
Peak scores from the Big 5 in the last two years 🇮🇹 524 🇫🇷 499 🇬🇧 466 🇪🇸 459 🇩🇪 6 Come on Germany, #Eurovision needs you to wake up in 2023 🙏
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If Croatia win I hope Marko puts his trophy next to his framed HRT rejection email
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New qualifier announcement. Absolutely speechless.
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2 years
Still can't believe we finished SECOND IN EUROVISION??
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2 years
I cannot believe the glow up🥵 (eurovisionmeme instagram)
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11 months
Watched Cha Cha Cha for the first time in a month. I'm far enough away from the fandom now to say the guy deserved to win. It's simply the greatest Eurovision performance of all time. ALL TIME.
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2 years
Not👏every👏 #Eurovision 👏song👏 has👏to👏be👏seen👏as👏a 👏copy👏of👏something👏else
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2 years
Sorry but Michael Ben David is really starting to piss me off now. Learn your boundaries!!!
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Sean
2 years
We've had our world shut down for pretty much two years and a European country is being INVADED and yet a small subset of Spanish fans can't just be happy for being THIRD in #Eurovision ? Can't we just appreciate success?
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Sean
2 months
Its a sad but my interest in Eurovision is at an all-time low at the moment thanks to the EBU's cowardice. I feel so sorry for Olly Alexander and the whole circumstances surrounding this year just feels like everything is going to spiral into something worse and worse...
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Me on Sunday
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Sean
1 month
What an oddly specific way to phrase this
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EBU
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🌟 Congratulations to our Member Broadcasters who qualified in last night's Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Final - WHAT a show!🎤 🎶 🫶: PTC, @rtppt , @RTV_Slovenija , @suspilne_news , @LRTenglish , @yleisradio , @cybc_com_cy , @hrtvijesti , @rte & @RTLgroup #EurovisionSongContest
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2 years
James Corden stay the fuck away from Eurovision challenge
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The cheek of Rita Ora to say Eurovision would've ruined her career but now she's happy to bask in its limelight for a semi-final performance, come on now
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Shaking crying throwing up we are HERE
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2 years
Strange times for UK #Eurovision fans as London's biggest venue couldn't hold the contest next year because... hmm, well...
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Okay so nearly two weeks after #Eurovision I've finally decided what IN MY OPINION needs to change for the contest. If you will... 🧵
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SLOMO IS GREAT BUT NOWHERE NEAR THE BEST EUROVISION ENTRY EVER HAPPY NEW YEAR
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11 months
Watched Cha Cha Cha for the first time in a week. I'm far enough away from the fandom now to say the guy deserved to win. It's simply the greatest Eurovision performance of all time. ALL TIME.
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Do you ever sit and wonder how Electro Velvet got more televoting points than Blanca Paloma
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2 years
La La Love > El Diablo > Fuego > Replay
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2 years
Is it now safe to ask that we PLEASE have at least 10 jurors per country next year OR two separate juries of five that can be counted together or separately in case anything goes wrong?
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2 years
They are still playing Space Man on British radio 🥺
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"Blanca Paloma could win Eurovision" No she couldn't
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Cha Cha Cha is being unleashed onto the wider world tonight, I cannot wait
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2 years
I'm actually beginning to think Czech Republic might have the best #Eurovision performance in a long long time. Can't remember being so impressed by a show in recent years ♥️🇨🇿
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27 days
Please let the next exec be from Ukraine. They just *get* Eurovision so much
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denys 🪼
28 days
UKRAINE MOST TASTEFUL COUNTRY EVER
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Have to admire the fact the UK and Spain's new powerhouse era lasted one (1) year
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2 years
This is insane to me 🥺
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28 days
They tried to warn us
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3 years
So do we all agree to play nice over the result tonight, no matter what happens? Remember if your favourite doesn't win it isn't a personal attack! #Eurovision
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3 years
Måneskin got so powerful that #ABBA felt threatened enough to come back you love to see it #Eurovision
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Sean
2 years
Sam Ryder is definitely our Anouk. What a star. It remains to be seen if he can hit a Conchita/Salvador level...
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Jumpscare
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I knew he was clearing 350 televotes at this exact moment
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3 months
Don't worry there will be no security issues in Malmö
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I wonder do some Eurovision fans even like Eurovision or understand what it's all about? The toxicity has been insane in recent years
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Some personal news 🇨🇦
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2 months
They are 🤏 this close to the penny dropping, but it still won't...
@Eurovision
Eurovision Song Contest
2 months
The EBU calls for all artists participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest to be treated respectfully and condemns all abuse and harassment. For our full statement please go to
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2 years
She just casually got her country to the top 10 in #Eurovision then went back to exams what the fuck
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Amanda Tenfjord
2 years
imagine having ‘hold me closer’ stuck on your mind A WHOLE EXAM. i love that song but my mind exploded trying to figure out if the pasient had pneumonia or tuberculosis HOLD ME CLOSER
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2 years
A combination of the United Kingdom and the host entry curse will see the first ever negative score in #Eurovision history next year
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JURIES • Juries to have a minimum of 15 people, with a wide range of ages, backgrounds and musical preferences, but all with various experiences in the music/erformance industry. Smaller countries able to have smaller juries at the EBU's discretion - ideally no smaller than 10
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Odd choice of hosts this year but okay
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TELEVOTING • A maximum of 20 votes per person as now, but limited to a max of 10 votes for any particular song. This is to help mitigate diaspora voting and also prevent votes being loaded onto one favourite (e.g. sacrificing votes for other artists to support Finland this year)
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28 days
Even Måns Zelmerlöw didn't want any part of this shit and he'd turn up to the opening of an envelope
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GET RID OF THE JURIES
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2 years
Best of luck to the UK Eurovision 2023 entrant. Tough act to follow... 😳
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10 months
I really can't work out the strategy behind the Eurovision Twitter account
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Goodbye, old life 🇨🇦
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2 years
I cannot BELIEVE the EBU are still willing to let Russia take part in #Eurovision . Yeah, sure, no politics, don't punish the fans/artists blah blah blah. This is a joke. How can they seriously have that stance when another member country is being invaded???
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Disclaimer: this is written by BBC music critic Mark Savage who a) states that this is just his opinion, b) does this every year and c) isn't involved with Eurovision. Still not a great look for a host broadcaster but the BBC is a multi-faceted and huge beast
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Every Eurovision song ranked, from Albania to the UK
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They say don't meet your heroes but he's crazy, he's party
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This whole fandom is sleeping on Malta I swear
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7 months
My thoughts. I'm going to bed now. 🇮🇱🇦🇿
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2 years
Montenegro took one look at the hotel prices in Liverpool and said "fuck that". Real shame, always excited for Montenegrin entries
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Armenia's lyrics are as random as Georgia's
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Looks like the Irish public are starting to get it and seeing through some of the excuses from RTÉ. Good luck on your journey Ireland, Europe is watching you
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2 years
If there's any country I'm rooting for tonight more than others it's Ireland. Come and join us in the final guys, you deserve it 🤞🇮🇪
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This is an exceptional year. So many great alternative songs, so many creative entries and also some real potential for world hits after the contest. Exciting times for Eurovision
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Sean
2 years
Every tweet about a #Eurovision song eventually turns into a SloMo discussion
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We've just screamed the house down like we won the World Cup
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Gabe
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IT HAPPENED
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>barges into #Eurovision >changes lives forever >it's crazy it's party >refuses to elaborate >leaves
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Congratulations Sweden. Proud of the BBC and Mae Muller. I've seen my country absolutely smash it in every way and couldn't be more happy about that 🥹 let's go get it next year
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They're building a Eurovision stage in my country 😭
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The #Eurovision2023 stage construction officialy started 🙏🙏🙏
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@Elveon_ I'm sorry for trying to stand up for what is right at the moment. Considering the founders of ESC United live in America I'm a bit perplexed by your needless second comment.
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This isn't how odds work why do I have to keep tapping the sign
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Eurovision News
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The odds are changing! 🇪🇸🚨 Blanca Paloma (Spain) take over Alessandra Male (Norway) and currently predicted to finish in the 4th place!
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This is living rent free in my head (pardon the pun) in the same way the first pics of Sam's rehearsal did last year
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Sean
2 years
Spotify be like "hey that's a cool Eurovision song you're listening to there. Want to listen to Qami Qami?"
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Sean
2 years
To change the tone a little bit, and ahead of the final few days, I just wanted to thank everyone who has followed and supported @ESCunited this year and every year, and those who have spoken to us in Turin and said such kind words, it really means the world to us. (1)
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Total bollocks. Stop standing up for a broadcaster who has specifically pointed out they're using the contest to make a political point which is strictly against the rules. Am I going mental?
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: UK to host a #Eurovision national final as the BBC reveal the 20 acts taking part
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Three of the last four winners featured rap and I think that's beautiful
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Sean
29 days
Remember when everyone thought Ich kündige was representing Germany? That was 9 years ago
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Sean
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░D░I░S░R░E░P ░U░T░E░ ░I░N ░E░U░R░O░V░I░S░I░O░N░
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IT'S HAPPENING
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And finally some miscellaneous changes; • A reverse order recap is to be played during the show in the middle of two in the normal order. • Running orders are to be divided into quarters, not halves.
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Jurors to give their ranked top ten only. All rankings converted into Eurovision points and added together, with the top ten of this result becoming the set of points provided by the juries. This removes the ability for one or more jurors to tank a particular entry tactically
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Eurovision fans just enjoy a song without getting offended by something challenge
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Got PED so I climbed a mountain
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We took @MattESCunited to a Wetherspoons
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Jurors must be split into a minimum of three separate groups of 5 to avoid collusion. Ideally all jurors to be separate during the shows and voting submission, depending on the logistics involved
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There's a split screen when they get down to the last qualifier...
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I have ON SITE accreditation for EUROVISION in my HOME COUNTRY 🥹
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WELCOME EUROPE
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Been for a meeting today and offered to sing for them in #Eurovision 2024 so let's see what happens
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🇦🇩 #Andorra : Update on potential return to the #Eurovision Song Contest
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Help me I am not even remotely ready to comprehend what we are about to go through in the next 24 hours #Eurovision
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The BBC reported on what now
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BBC News (World)
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Eurovision 2023: Fans mark Super Saturday with seven songs selected
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Eurofans stop confusing Eurovision winning odds with chances of qualifying or doing well challenge
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Walking into McDonalds before we went to the Euroclub meet and greet and Bojan is in there on his own eating McNuggets
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weirdest thing about going to eurovision is seeing the artists in unexpected situations?? like why did i see marco mengoni having a cigarette outside a wetherspoons pub at 10am
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Enough time has passed
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And all they had to do was #BanIsraelFromEurovision and we would've have had any of this intimidation... enjoy the bed you've made EBU
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It is insane how intense #Eurovision is. 2 weeks of artists under constant pressure and events and fans scrutinising every detail and trying to soak it all in. Then everyone is just suddenly back sat in their living rooms like nothing happened
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We've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good
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2 years
#Eurovision fans: "We just want 8 people on stage and live backing vocalists again" EBU: "An online vote you say?? Well, all you had to do was ask!"
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There were no joke entries in 2023, why do we keep doing this?
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Ya Bois on one final night in Liverpool. What a journey. Godbless you all and keep on cha cha cha'ing, you're stuck on us like a tattoo!
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ALL JUDGING CRITERIA FOR JURORS TO BE REMOVED. Televoters are not given a set of metrics to judge against so it should be up to the discretion of each professional juror what they look for in an entry.
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