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The Warbot that pits (Scotland’s) well-known figures against one another. Meant for fun and no tweets are intended to cause harm – it's a load of pish anyway.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined July 2019
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UPDATED: How does #ScottishWarbot work?
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Lewis Capaldi has killed Pingu. 17 remain.
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Scott Brown rules them all.
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Limmy has killed Gerry Cinnamon. 18 remain.
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Henrik Larsson rules them all.
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Shrek has killed Alfredo Morelos. 31 remain.
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The City of Edinburgh has conquered them all.
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Nicola Sturgeon has killed Bolingoli. 10 in a row remains?
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The City of Edinburgh has annihilated the City of Glasgow. 6 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Shunsuke Nakamura. 32 remain.
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London has sent its combined forces to eradicate the rebels and restore peace in Britain. With help from Edinburgh, the City of Dundee has successfully hacked and taken over the Clyde Naval Base, launching an all-out nuclear attack on London. Dundee has obliviated London.
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Annie Lennox has killed Limmy. 15 remain.
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Scott Brown has defeated Andy Lacey.
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Live scenes from Parkhead as the crisis at Celtic intensifies...
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This should be a laugh. #ScottishWarbot
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Staunch Steward rules them all.
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Steven Gerrard has killed Neil Lennon. 15 remain.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi has killed Hasbulla.
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Ally McCoist has killed Nicola Sturgeon. 38 remain.
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Henrik Larsson has killed Lewis Capaldi.
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Forfar Athletic have defeated Rangers. 31 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Callum McGregor. 7 remain.
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The Proclaimers have killed Paul the Tim. 6 remain.
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DJ Badboy has killed Shrek. 28 remain.
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Steven Davis has killed Leigh Griffiths. 31 remain.
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Callum McGregor rules them all.
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Paul the Tim has killed Steven Naismith.12 remain.
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Billy Gilmour has killed Kieran Tierney. 22 remain.
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The City of Dundee rules Great Britain. After years of rebuilding and reestablishing diplomatic ties with the world leaders, the winners have decided to form a new country- Nova Dundonia. Peace is restored.
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Alfredo Morelos has smashed Kirk Broadfoot with a microwave. 24 remain.
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Andy Considine has headbutted Scott Brown to the ground. 10 remain.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is the Warbot Champion.
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Leigh Griffiths has killed Staunch Steward. 23 remain.
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Limmy has killed Ronny Deila. 38 remain.
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Victor McDade has killed Sam Cosgrove. 34 remain.
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Jack Jarvis has killed Uche Ikpeazu. 15 remain.
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Paul the Tim has killed Rod Stewart. 12 remain.
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SPFL has killed Manpreet. League One remains.
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Fucking state a that group man
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Gordon Ramsay has killed the Proclaimers.
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Pingu has killed Ruth Davidson. 23 remain.
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After a catastrophic missile failure, Midlothian has destroyed itself. 25 remain.
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James Tavernier has killed Leigh Griffiths. 6 remain.
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Soap MacTavish has killed Gerry Cinnamon. 3 remain.
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Paul Dock has killed Jo Swinson. 25 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Soap MacTavish. 26 remain.
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Hibs have defeated Celtic. 22 remain.
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David Turnbull has killed Nicola Sturgeon. 7 remain.
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Martin Compston has killed Ryan Jack. 23 remain.
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Manchester City has defeated UEFA. Corruption remains.
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The City of Edinburgh has destroyed and conquered Argyll and Bute.
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Jeremie Frimpong has killed Ketamine Kyle. 37 remain.
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The City of Glasgow has conquered Scottish Borders. 15 remain.
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Callum McGregor has defeated Jason Kerr, claiming the Scottish Warbot title.
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CAF, once known as Fife, has won the war.
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Renfrewshire has nuked Clackmannanshire. 10 remain.
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Gordon Ramsay has killed Sturgeon. 29 remain.
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Scott Allan has defeated Alfredo Morelos. 16 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Malky Mackay. 35 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Marley Thirteen. 3 remain.
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Staunch Steward has killed Jock Stein.
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Che Guevara Adams has killed Oli McBurnie. The nation breathes. 18 remain.
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Hasbulla has killed Billy Connolly. 35 remain.
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Manpreet has killed CJ Novo. 17 remain.
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Alfredo Morelos has killed Jimmy Johnstone. 20 remain.
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Paul the Tim has killed Jim Goodwin. 21 remain.
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Groundskeeper Willie has killed Manpreet. 4 remain.
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Shrek has killed Manpreet. 21 remain.
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Soap MacTavish has killed DJ Badboy. 5 remain.
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The City of Glasgow has destroyed South Lanarkshire. 7 remain.
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Henrik Larsson has killed Lewis Capaldi. 28 remain.
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The City of Edinburgh has destroyed Falkirk. 12 remain.
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*Stolen meme*
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Hasbulla has killed Boris Johnson. 4 remain.
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#ScottishWarbot is retiring. After a fun-filled 18 months that gave us some TRULY iconic battles, it's time to give this (pile of nonsense, really) a rest. This thread is dedicated to those who fought to the end and claimed the title: Joe Lewis, Andy Robertson, Scott Brown.
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Soap MacTavish has killed Pedro Caixinha. 13 remain.
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North Ayrshire has conquered South Ayrshire. 21 remain.
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Lewis Capaldi has killed Stevie May. 35 remain.
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Kris Boyd has killed Susan Boyle. 20 remain.
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I can confirm: club football warbot is returning.
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Billy Connolly was sworn-in as Scotland's new President. A new capital was established in Dunfermline. All was well.
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Falkirk has annihilated West Lothian. 18 remain.
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Paul Slane has killed Jack Jarvis. 29 remain.
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Bayern Munich has murdered Barça. Ajeti remains.
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Gordon Ramsay rules them all.
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Jack Ross rules them all.
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Kevin Bridges has killed Rishi Sunak. 18 remain.
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Henrik Larsson has killed Lorraine Kelly. 24 remain.
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Craig Levein has killed Alfredo Morelos. 18 remain.
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Jack Jarvis has killed Bobby Madden. 6 remain.
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James Forrest rules them all and has eradicated naeneckophobia from the planet.
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Scrap this, next editions will have RANDOM FOLLOWERS. You asked for months, and now it's finally happening!
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ONE follower will be participating in the next edition of #ScottishWarbot . Send me a message about why it should be you- my favourite one wins!
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South Ayrshire has annihilated the City of Dundee. 30 remain.
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Lawrence Shankland has killed Derek McInnes. 35 remain.
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Václav Hladký has thumped Ryan Jack. 29 remain.
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Celtic have defeated Falkirk. 30 remain.
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The City of Dundee v London. Who will emerge victorious?
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Your participants for #ScottishWarbot 7.0:
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By popular demand: #ScottishWarbot
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James Maddison has killed Brendan Rodgers. 31 remain.
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Ryan Kent has killed Stiliyan Petrov. 21 remain.
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